The Abduction (4 page)

“The mariners have plenty of reasons to block an overland trade route,” Captain Rulathon noted grimly.

“Yes,” agreed Piergeiron,” but so would many other folk. Whoever is behind it all, I am convinced that the trade route to Kara-Tur is key.”

“I came to the same conclusion,” Noph interrupted. The other three turned their attention on him, as he smiled sheepishly. “It’s where the money leads. Somebody wants to prevent the signing of the pact—prevent it or control it. I personally suspect the Master Mariners above all others.”

Piergeiron regarded the youth keenly. “Even if there weren’t shapeshifters running amok,” he said, “I would have had to be very selective in whom I put my trust. Out of all Waterdeep, I have selected you three, and Khelben”

“But any of us could be…” Noph began. He broke off with the shaking of Captain Rulathon’s head.

“Be assured we are not, son,” said the watch captain. “Be assured and be glad. Our forms may not have been stolen from us yet, but watch out! I imagine that before the night is through, we will be running into ourselves walking down the hall, or fighting ourselves on some stair somewhere.”

Noph swallowed loudly, simultaneously relieved and dismayed.

Piergeiron picked up the thread of the discussion. “I need each of you, my ears and eyes where I cannot be. Rulathon, first and foremost, you must guard my bride and see that no harm comes to her. Noph, you must watch the guests for telltale signs of treason. Madieron, of course, will be watching me. Khelben is already at work, scanning the crowd. All of you have been doing these things. Now I make your commissions official.”

The Open Lord paused. A wave of exhaustion, unexpected, swept over him”Friends, this is a maze from which Eidola and I cannot escape alone. With plots upon plots upon plots, perhaps we will not survive, even withyour aid.”

“So you will still marry Eidola tonight?” Captain Rulathon asked.

“I will,” Piergeiron replied, resolute. “Whatever these plots, they are wrapped up in the wedding and in this trade route. The conspirators’ work would already be done if I cancelled the ceremony now.”

“I imagine your bride is of like mind,” said the captain. He turned. “Perhaps I should make certain of it,” Bowing once in farewell, he headed away, toward Eidola‘s chambers.

“I go to watch”

“Good,” Piergeiron said. His very serious gaze spoke a silent thanks to the tall warrior.

Then Piergeiron turned those same eyes—those that had gazed into the abyss of Undermountain and across at the glorious panoply of Waterdeep—upon Noph. “Rulathon’s work is begun—and Madieron’s and Knelben’s, also. I count on yours, too. If you help Eidola and me win our way out of these traps, the whole of Waterdeep will owe you a debt of gratitude.”

The lad nodded seriously. In respectful imitation of Rulathon, he said, “I go to watch.” Noph turned and slipped away down the hall, toward the sounds of dancing.

*****

“Your autographs here. Gentles” said the Open Lord of Waterdeep.

He leaned over his large mahogany desk and placed the much-signed trade pact before the last holdout delegates: the Boarskyrs.

The two red-faced and burly brothers, Becil and Bullaid, had inherited title and lands from a great-great-great-greatgrandfather Boarskyr—the man who’d built the first Boarskyr bridge. Each succeeding generation that descended from this extraordinary man, though, had lost another “great” Becil and Bullard were the inevitable result. They could not be truthfully called good, let atone great

The brothers had not inherited their ancestor’s enterprising spirit or even his common sense. Uneducated and mired in penury, Becil and Billiard could use the opportunity and money the trade route would bring them. Unfortunately, they liked their backward backwater and wanted to keep it as it was. Perhaps it was the only place they truly fit in,

Here, in Piergeiron’s cherry wood-panelled study, the two looked and smelled as out of place and nervous as sheepdogs caught in me slaughter chute.

Their mood was not helped by Madieron’s looming presence and his unscheduled groans of disapproval.

“Look here. Your Fecundity, Laird Pallid.” began Becil, the slightly redder, burlier, and more verbal of the brothers,

“Lord Paladinson will suffice,” corrected the Open Lord gently.

“Look here. Laird Pallidson,” Becil continued, “we’ve got a histrionical and advantageous bridge—that’s sure. You’ve got a compounded interest in it—that’s sure, too. And, if it comes to it. Your Feckless Personage is asked to cross our bridge whensoever that you as an individuality would like to do so, as would make us indeed felicitatiously happy. Really.”

“Thank you very much.”

Bullard interrupted, “How about I have a look at your sword?”

“How about you let us finish our business first?” Piergeiron replied.

“But as to Your Immensity going off and inviting the rest of the world to circumnavigate our bridge,” Becil continued obliviously, “well. now that’s a pickle. And, you know, even an Enormous Egregiousness like yourself can make a pickle from a cucumber but not a cucumber from a pickle, apples and peach pits marching to a different kettle of fish altogether, if you follow my thinking.”

“I do not”

Bullard scooted his chair to one side of Piergeiron’s desk, and then pretended to be intensely interested in a corner of the ceiling. His feverish eyes slipped for a moment down to Piergeiron’s long sword, and his fingers twiddled in anticipation.

Madieron’s own fingers did a little twiddling.

“Well, for one thing,” Becil prattled on, “it’s not so great a bridge. Your Obesity. I’d say even with you and that pony of yours—Deadheart, is it?—

“Dreadnought.”

“—Deadweight, right, thanking Your Monstrosity, well, that much weighty preponderance might make the whole thing go over into the river. Then we’d not have our hysterical and advantageous bridge and you’d not have your compounded interest, neither. You see, my brother Bullard was the archipelago of the current edifice, and just because he’s got piles doesn’t mean he knows about pilings…”

“I’d hold my tongue, Becil—” Bullard advised as he shifted his chair around beside Piergeiron.

“I’m sure our heiratic bridge would break under Your ponderous Propensity and your pony. Dreadlocks, not to I mention your bodyguard Matterhorn—”

Madieron growled, splitting his disapproval equally between the brothers.

Into the tense silence that followed this vocalization, Piergeiron ventured, “The agreement allows for a whole new bridge, one you two wouldn’t need to build yourselves. And the bridge would have a toll, to enrich your family into perpetuity.” Piergeiron thought but didn’t add that they could and should use that toll for educating future Boarskyrs.

“But like we extrapolated” Becil continued, “we could care less about the future. We could care more about the present.”

“Once you go changing the present, all you’ve got left is the future,” Bullard noted, nodding enthusiastically. “By the way, how about I get a look at your sword?”

Madieron folded his arms over his chest and let out an unappreciative hiss.

“No,” Piergeiron reiterated. He turned to Becil. “You said you would sign”

“We said we’d not sign,” Becil corrected, “until you’d been nuptualized to Eidola of Neverwinter—”

“—our kin.”

“—and with kin of ours ruling Waterdeep—through the allspices of Yours Truly (no, I mean Yours Truly as in Yours Truly, not Mine Truly)—we know you will promulgate a present-tense orientational direction for our little village. Great High Commissary.”

If ever the mouse held the elephant at bay, thought Piergeiron….

He said with a bit more exasperation than he had intended, “But I am marrying her!”

“You’re not married yet,” Becil pointed out.

Madieron released a moan that sounded as though it came from a tree on the brink of toppling.

Piergeiron felt a sudden insistent tugging at his swordbelt

“Peace strings!” Bullard proclaimed angrily where he yanked on the hilt of Halcyon. He was about to brace a foot on Piergeiron’s back, but Madieron’s own foot removed the man as though he were a dog and Halcyon an unappreciative leg.

As Bullard tumbled to the floor, he said, with no sign of rancour. “Until the Brothers Borskyr see gold on your finger, you won’t be seeing theirX s on your paper.”

“A lot can happen between here and the altar—the viscerals of life in the big city,” Becil said. “No ring. no sign.”

“How about I have a look at that sword—”

“No!” shouted Piergeiron and Madieron in chorus.

Becil slapped his brother’s hand away, whereupon the unflappable Bullard flapped. “Hands off, Im-Becil.”

“Im-Becil,” murmured Madieron, and he chuckled to himself. “I get it. Im-Becil” “Shut up, Dullard!”

“Im-Becil and Dullard,” Madieron repeated, chortling. As the blond giant laughed and the Boarskyr Brothers engaged in a spirited slap-fight, Piergeiron thought once again about building a five-mile loop around Boarskyr Bridge and letting the town wither to nothing in the shadow of the great caravan way. Still, Grandfather Boarskyr had built in the best spot for fifty miles up or down the river. Circumventing it would be more costly, more time consuming, and more galling than even these negotiations.

The Open Lord’s musings were interrupted by Bullard, who was seated and therefore had won the fight. “After all. Laird Pallidson, we didn’t become Boarskyrs by being idiots.”

Piergeiron couldn’t help himself. “You became idiots by being Boarskyrs.”

Red-cheeked, Becil struggled up from the floor. He regarded his brother darkly. “Pinky flicker.”

“How about I have a look at that sword?”

“Dullard, ha ha,” Madieron said, struggling to squelch his giggles. “Ha ha.”

*****

When Eidola emerged from her latest session beneath the sharp-nailed fingers of hairdressers and face powderers. Captain Rulathon was waiting. He merged more deeply with the shadows of the hallway. His always-intent face was especially grave.

The watchcaptain was not blind to Eidola’s beauty. Her gown was exquisite, her makeup flawless. The fortress of hair, flowers, lace, and pins atop her head was a construct worthy of any siege engineer. The gem that hung from a silver chain round her slender throat glowed and sparkled in the candlelight

Yes, she is beautiful, Rulathon thought, but artificially so. She is cold calculation instead of warm wildflowers. Every face she stares into is a mirror. When she seems to gaze lovingly into Piergeiron’s eyes, she admires only her own reflection.

Beside and behind Eidola came a flock of chattering manicurists and hairdressers—the attendants who had worked the magic over her. They were each garbed in the ceremonial satins and laces that marked them as the retinue of the bride, though the ivory shade of their dresses showed that they lacked her white virtue. The Women pranced and laughed excitedly as they moved along.

In a shimmering rush, they were past. Rirfathon waited a breath before he started out from the recess. A frisson of intuition ran up his spine, and he drew back. A last attendant came scuttling up behind. She called out for the others to wait and ran on toward their oblivious backs.

As she flapped past, the watchcaptain thought for a moment he glimpsed, beneath the ruffle of skirts, a trailing tentacle.

A tentacle, he thought. One would think a hairdresser would know enough to tuck away so telltale a thing.

He stepped from the crevice, and pursued them through the darkness of the corridor.

Just before the wedding ceremony began, Noph cornered Jheldan”Stormrunner” Boaldegg, First Mariner of the Master Mariners’ Guild. The sea dog stood in the narthex of the palace chapel, and like the other guests, waited to be seated for the ceremony.

Noph casually approached the man. “An honest to goodness sea captain,” he said admiringly.

The old seaman stared out from behind a fleecy white mask of beard and eyebrows. Around a battered pipe, he drawled, “Aye.”

“This is the closest I’ve ever been to real adventure,” Noph pressed. “As the son of a nobleman, I read plenty of stories of the briny deep. but have never gotten to sail out on it myself.”

“Aye.”

Noph’s demeanor suddenly changed from casual excitement to focused desire. “I want to go to sea.”

Captain Boaldegg fixed him with a stem look.

“I wouldn’t need a commission,” Noph said quietly, all the while glancing over his sshoulder. “I know you give officer commissions to some nobles—but I’d be willing to holystone decks and haul sheets.”

The white-bearded sea dog blinked in consideration, his scarred red face looking for all the world like a hunk of granite. At last, he let go the blue pipe smoke he’d held in his lungs and said, “Deck hands are abundant. We’ve got plenty of them straight from jails and flophouses. They don’t ask much pay, try to avoid trouble, and know their trade. Why should I bump one of them seasoned seamen to take on a load of noble trouble?”

“Trouble?” asked Noph in an injured tone. “I wouldn’t make any trouble. Besides, I heard there’s going to be need for plenty more hands once … once the trade pact falls through”

Though before, the seaman’s eyes had seemed glassy and amused beneath his eyebrows, now they were sharp as arrowheads. “What makes you think me pact is jeopardized, lad?”

Noph returned the man’s steely glare. “I know about what you have planned. I know about… Eidola.”

Suddenly, the man’s old hand—steel bars and cables—seized Noph’s arm. “You’re coming with me, lad.”

“Oh, no he’s not,” interrupted Laskar Nesher. From behind his son, he pried the captain’s hand loose. “No son of mine—no heir of mine—is going to waste his life with a bunch of thieves and bilge rats. Get gone, old Boaldegg. Troll the gutters and prisons for your shipmates”

With that, Laskar Nesher drew his son away from the glowering sea dog. For once, the merchant’s eyes were focused on his son—focused and intent. “What’s this all about, Kastonoph?”

“You wouldn’t understand,” Noph said truthfully. Laskar managed to look angered, hurt, and understanding, all at once. He gripped his son’s arm harder than had the captain and dragged Noph to the relative privacy of the crying room, behind the narthex.