Texts from Bennett (36 page)

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im babysittin for my girls sister right now

a wierd car keep driven by

What color? Whose is it?

half mexican but we dont kno who tha daddy is..

my girls sistr is a hoe. she got crabs that have aids

No man, I meant the car.

it mite belong to this dude Chris

The car or the baby?

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Can you text me Lee’s #?

ay.. yea when Im done haven sex ill find it

You text during sex?!?!!!

yep dis money dont stop jus cuz i wanna fuck a ho ! i hustle 24 hours a week

Your girl is a trooper.

i aint fucken My girl.

What if you get an STD?

Re-tard i showr rite after i cum b4 Stds can actavate

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ay my nigga how du ur boys like da chronik ? fire HuH?

I forgot to text you about that. Yeah, they like it.

Everyone has asked me why you put chocolate mints on their bags of weed though.

cuzz i am a firm beleiver in exilint custommer service

Haha. So you put chocolate mints in the bags of weed you sell?

ya an bassball cards for big orders

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Why do I always end up in the friend zone with girls?

well first off nigga you cant be compashionit !u such a Lame around bitchss.. u be talkin bout kowalla bears and bluebary muffins and shit

LoL,, hoes thnk ur a vary good lissener. U make dem hot choclat and talk abut Team edwrd

u cant be talkin bout snuggling on da beach durin a brisc sunset as seegalls fly in a hart shape

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i stoll a porno from my freind CJ and it got all asian peopel in it.

Yeah? And? What’s wrong with Asian chicks?

nothin.but even da dudes is chinesse n shit.like there diks r all yello n tiny

i forced myself 2 jack off anyway cuz i didnt wanna be racest. but i feel like i raped myself cuz i didnt enjoy it dat much :(

i wuz raped by a asian porno

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man why da bitches dat wnat me most always gatta be crazie and ugly..

like i can pull a fly hoe no problemo but da bitches dat hit on me all aggresave faces look like a germen sheppard asshole

Excuse me??

i jus had some bitch sweat me for my numba. bitch look like golam in lord of da ring. bitch was all like BENNett my preshas lol

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man i brang dis bitch over to succ my dik but she wuz like Can we watch a movie so i said sure baby

she puts in marley and me

a gangsta like Bennett wuz crying like a bitch !!

i cudnt stop blowen my nose from crying when she wuz given me head. i blew it 2 hard and farted

What! What did she do??

da bitch gagged and left :(

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i hate u my girlfriend mercedes bump dis drake cd all day. . . . dis guy wear puppy dog print boxers man.

I’m in tears.

i bet ur in tears cuz u listen 2 drake . . . . it says alot about u. i thikn u prolly take bugs outside instead of kill them..

i bet u cry tearz of joy when u see ponies frolocking by da meddows

u smell like a gay kitten

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Nigga I hate my new cell fone

Why?

Bcuz i has dis fuccin auto correction bull shit on it

Yeah? So?

Well how da fucc it kno wat i wanna say

I wuz textin my girl earlier about gittin a puppy and i try to say “You should get an adoption instead̵

But my phone change it with out askin

So i ended up textin my girl “You should get an abortion shithead”

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i took 3 big ass bong hits at my nigga Craig house den watch a show about black holez

a black hole is dis thing in space Dat can crush plannits and u can travel thru time in dem

do u think butt holes are da same.? if u travel thru a girls butt hole u can go to anotha dimenseion ?

Dats where they get da name Asstronat nigga.!

Sigh. Goodnight dude.