Authors: Ric Locke
Peters had never seen an F-14 before, but now he understood why they’d picked three-quarter-century-old junk out of the boneyard for this. Modern fighters were blobs designed for radar and lidar stealth, painted in scabrous-looking anti-IR noncolors and kept in the air by brute force and computers. These were pretty, especially with the swing-wings tucked back into a graceful dart shape. They’d dipped ‘way into the past for the paint job, too, overall the dark blue called ‘navy,’ thin red-and-white stripes around the jet intakes, and white lettering on the sides, wing tops and bottoms, and tail fins, the whole polished to a high gloss that reflected the bay lights like a mirror.
There should have been ground crews, but that had been thought of. The Tomcats had spring-capped recesses the pilot could use to climb down, and the pilots did that, worked something inside the port engine intakes, and pulled out lightweight ladders that they set in place for the back-seaters to use. Meanwhile the F-18s began arriving. The Hornets were single-crew aircraft, and when they were in and parked in echelon to starboard the Tomcat crews produced similar ladders from their port intakes and set them up so the pilots could disembark. Once they’d all dismounted they formed up as a company and marched over to the welcoming party.
Peters snapped to attention, glanced at Todd, and saluted. Commander Bolton looked up at the overhead and glared, but returned the salute anyway. "Detail, halt!" he called over his shoulder, then turned back to the two sailors. He was short, muscular enough to look stocky in his flight suit, and had a round head and a short buzz cut, making his face look like a chocolate drop with features. Displeased features, at the moment. He looked the two up and down, then spat, "Why are you two apes out of uniform, sailor?"
Peters held his brace. "Begging the Commander’s pardon, sir! The operations bay is considered part of the exterior of the ship, and
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suits are required wear for safety reasons, sir!"
Nobody’d told him that, but that was his story, and he was going to stick to it.
Given a justifiable reply, Bolton’s face relaxed to simple dyspepsia. "What’s your name, sailor?" he said in a normal tone of voice, merely sour rather than challenging.
"Peters, sir!"
"Very well, Peters. Who do we report to?"
"The Senior Donollo, representing the commanding officer, sir! Render honors to the bridge, centerline forward, sir." Well, that was probably where it was.
"Very well. Carry on, Peters."
"Aye, aye, sir." Peters saluted again, and Bolton returned it snappily, then called over his shoulder, "For’rd, harch."
Several of the officers looked them over as they marched toward Donollo, and Peters was suddenly self-conscious. He’d become so accustomed to the skintight
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suit that he’d forgotten how revealing it was. He wondered how the Hornet pilots, all female, would look in them. Some of them weren’t bad, even in their lumpy flight gear.
Commander Bolton stopped in front of Donollo, half turned, saluted in the direction Peters had said was toward the bridge, and turned back to face the Grallt. "United States Navy Space Detachment One, reporting for duty, sir," he boomed in a parade-ground voice, and saluted again, this time holding it. The other officers were all at a rigid brace.
Donollo raised his left hand, gave a measured nod, and said something short; Dreelig took a half step forward and said in a voice that projected, "The Senior Donollo welcomes you aboard in the name of Captain Preligotis." Donnollo lowered his arm, allowing Commander Bolton to relax his salute, and beamed over the assembly. Obviously enjoying himself, he made a short speech in sonorous Grallt, seeking out the officers for eye contact one at a time. You could tell which one he was looking at by the flinches.
When he had finished, Dreelig translated: "Good morning. We welcome you aboard for your training and practice session, and look forward to seeing you frequently during the next
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"You have come aboard our ship seeking an opportunity to meet others, to demonstrate your skills in the hope of finding markets for them. Please be assured that we will assist you in this task to the extent we are able, and we hope you will be comfortable.
"In order to be truly comfortable, it is necessary to be among friends. Friends are not easy to find, and it is good to encounter a new one. We consider ourselves fortunate to have met you. We are similar enough to be friends, and different enough that we can compete without acrimony.
"Again, welcome aboard." Dreelig paused, then said in a more normal voice, "That concludes the ceremony. Commander Bolton, we would be grateful if you and Commander Collins would confer with us briefly. I introduce Dee. If the others will be so kind as to follow Dee, she will show you to your quarters."
Commander Bolton saluted again; when Donollo responded properly he dropped his hand, and said gruffly over his shoulder, "Stand at — ease!" The others relaxed their braces, and Commander Collins came up. Dee stepped forward, said, "Good morning. If you would follow me, please," and set off toward the officers’ quarters, all but the COs following.
So far the two sailors had been spectators, and Peters couldn’t figure an appropriate role for them. Just as he was thinking this, Dreelig turned to them. "Petty Officer Todd, please assist Dee."
"Aye, aye, sir," said Todd, and doubled off toward Dee and the junior officers.
Dreelig turned to Bolton. "I hope you were not disappointed by the brevity of the ceremony, but as Petty Officer Peters pointed out, it is not safe to be in the operations bay without a
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suit, so we kept it short." He nodded, then said to Peters, "Please escort the Senior to his quarters, then meet us at the suit office."
"Aye aye, sir." He and Donollo set off toward the elevator, Donollo keeping a stiff back and allowing Peters to press the call button. They stepped inside the car, the door closed, and Donollo leaned against the wall and called out: "
Woooop! Kh-kh-kh
.." Peters grinned and watched the other’s paroxysms.
After all, he thought it was funny, too.
The two walked side by side down the corridor, a little way past the mess room, and Donollo grasped Peters’s upper arm, making a shush! motion with his forefinger over his mouth and grinning.
"What’s up?" Peters asked, knowing the other didn’t understand. He made an exaggerated what’s-that gesture, raising his eyebrows and holding his hands out, palms up.
Donollo winked and pointed at a door, making motions with his other hand as if sipping from a glass. When Peters repeated the gesture he grinned and worked the latch.
All but the patrons could have been imported, intact, from one of the nicer bars in north Jax. There was a long counter with a mirror, bottles and glasses, a carpeted floor, dim lighting. Donollo grinned again and repeated the sipping gesture.
"No, sorry," said Peters with real regret. Too bad he hadn’t known this joint was here a couple of days ago. "If Commander Bolton smells liquor on my breath I’ll wind up in the brig." Donollo was looking blank. "
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," the Grallt "No," "sorry, old man. Work." He stood straight, pantomiming pushing a broom.
The other grinned, nodded, and pointed at him, repeating the broom-pushing pantomime. He then pointed at himself, and repeated the drinking-glass gesture. When Peters nodded he grinned again and turned toward the bar with a nod of the head and a little wave. The sailor adjusted his hat and stepped back up the corridor. Maybe they could come back later.
Commander Bolton was flipping through magazines when Peters arrived at the suit office. "Good morning, Commander," he told the officer. "Have you been measured yet, sir?"
"No, I haven’t," the other growled. "Commander Collins is in there now."
Peters nodded. "You have to take all your clothes off to get measured, sir. The Grallt have a thing for modesty, and they know we do, too. It don’t take long, sir."
"Hunh." The officer slumped down on the couch, arms folded, and Peters stood at parade rest. They didn’t speak further.
It wasn’t long before Commander Collins came through the door, escorted by the attendant. "Your turn, Harlan," she told Bolton. "I think you’ll find it interesting, at least."
"Just so’s it gets over with," said Bolton gruffly. He stood, adjusted his barracks cover, and followed the attendant into the measuring chamber.
"Good morning, Commander Collins," Peters said with a nod; one more officer down for the day.
"Good morning, sailor. Peters, isn’t it?"
"Yes, ma’m."
"So that’s what I was getting measured for," she said in a speculative voice, looking Peters up and down. He flushed. Collins had a friendly face, officers’ version, reserved but not forbidding. "Wonder how I’ll look in it, hm? Do they all fit that tight?"
Peters flushed again. "Yes, ma’m, they do, and I’m sure you’ll look just fine." Collins smiled a little and cocked her head, and Peters realized with a start that he’d stepped in it if she chose to make an issue.
She didn’t. "It’s a safety precaution, you said. What does it actually do?"
That put him on familiar ground. "Well, mainly it makes air, ma’m," he told her. "Around the head, so’s you can breathe if there ain’t, ah, isn’t any air where you are. And this here," he fingered the buckle, being careful not to activate anything, "it can move you around a little, when there ain’t no gravity. Isn’t any, I mean."
Collins was still smiling. Her hair was a little longer than most female pilots’, and swung out when she shook her head. "It’s a space suit, then? It looks more like a comic book costume."
"Yes ma’m, I mean, no, ma’m." Peters shook his own head. "Dree–uh, Ambassador Dreelig says not, ma’m, I mean he says it’s not a space suit. A space suit is heavier and more complicated, he says. This here’s just a
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suit, a suit with air, that is."
"Is it comfortable? It looks confining."
"Yes ma’m, real comfortable," Peters assured her. "It’s just like you wasn’t wearin’ nothing, but warm and no drafts, you know? You forget you have it on sometimes."
"Yes, I can see that," she said wryly, and Peters realized with a horrified start that he had reacted to her femininity. Her brow furrowed. "That’s going to be a problem, I think," she said thoughtfully.
"What’s going to be a problem?" Bolton wanted to know as he pushed through the door. Ignoring his own question, he continued briskly, "That machine was a little friendlier than I usually get on a first date."
"I suppose you could put it that way," said Collins in a cool tone.
Bolton paused a beat, avoiding Collins’s eyes, and addressed Peters: "That thing comfortable, sailor?"
"Yes, sir, real comfortable." Peters had gone back to parade rest, hands at the small of his back.
Bolton adjusted the angle of his barracks cover minutely, a mannerism that Peters figured was going to get very familiar, and very old, in a little while. "All right, next thing," he said. "What’s next, Mr. Ambassador?"
Dreelig had followed Bolton into the waiting room. "Now we should go to the area you will be using as living and working quarters. The others are there, and as soon as we arrive they can begin coming here for fitting."
"Fine." Bolton was fidgeting. "Need to hit the head before we go very far."
Dreelig looked at Peters, who nodded minutely and fielded the question. "If you’ll follow me, sir, I’ll show you where the head is. It’s just down the passageway, sir."
Commander Collins followed without saying anything. Peters led them down the passage, stopping at a door a little way from the elevator. "In here, sir," he said to Bolton. "This writing means a head, you’ll find them all around the ship, sir." Collins was looking around, and Peters noticed. That was going to be a problem, sure enough. "Do you need to, ah–"
"Use the facilities? Yes, I do, sailor," said Collins crisply. "And I take it from your hesitation to say anything that the Grallt don’t provide separate-sex heads."
"Yes, ma’m, that’s right," Peters mumbled. Dreelig was staying quiet, watching the humans’ interactions.
"Then excuse me, I’m going to surprise Harlan," said Collins, and pushed through the door.
"I believe that Commander Bolton is a difficult person to deal with," Dreelig remarked when she was gone.
"Tell me about it," said Peters with feeling.
Bolton reappeared almost immediately, again adjusting his headgear in millimeter increments. "Modesty taboo, eh?" he growled, and shook his head, staring at Peters so that the sailor flushed but kept his head up, meeting the officer’s eyes.
Collins took a bit longer. "When can we get the personal gear offloaded?" she asked.
Dreelig thumbed the elevator call and turned. "As soon as I show you to your quarters, I will arrange that," he told her. "You should have your personal equipment very soon."
When they emerged in the operations bay Bolton glanced around and shook his head, looking grim, and Peters found himself reading an officer’s mind. The quantity of sheer junk, ranging from the size of a three-millimeter screw to as big as a person’s head, lying around was enough to make anybody who lived between a pair of jet engines apprehensive. That wasn’t such a big deal here–no engines meant no FOD problems, he supposed–but he was expecting God’s own FOD walkdown pretty soon anyway. In a way it was a relief to find something he agreed with the asshole about.
They took the stairway up to what the sailors had designated ‘wardroom level’, hearing bustle and clanks from the wardroom and kitchen but finding no one in the corridors, and continued to the first level of rooms. Several of the officers were standing around chatting; they came to attention when their commanding officer entered the corridor. "This level has been assigned as living space for VF-22," Dreelig announced, his tone implying that the assignment had come from the Supreme Being, or at least his deputy. "Commander Bolton, your room is at the end of the hall."
Bolton nodded to Dreelig, said "Very well," adjusted his headgear once more, and set off down the passage, with a sidelong glance at Peters. "As you were," he told the officers, who relaxed and resumed their conversations.