Authors: William Shatner
Reluctantly, Dan said, “Okay, I'll stay on the sidelines for now. But, Sid, pleaseâlet me know what you find out.”
“
Por supuesto
. Of course,” promised Gomez, and signed off.
When the android stepped on his left foot for the third time, Gomez muttered, “
Caramba
.”
“Nix,” whispered the pretty platinum-blonde andy the detective was waltzing with. “If you draw attention to my clumsiness, it's going to be the scrap heap for yours truly, mister.”
“Is it okay if I grimace?”
“I suppose, so long as you do it subtly.”
There were only seven or eight couples waltzing around the large oval dance floor of the Khyber Pass Pub and Dance Pavilion.
Gomez was scanning the swirling clientele and also watching the arched open doorway that led into the public house section. “Let's return to my earlier inquiry, Mitzi.”
“About Sir Denis, you mean?”
“The very
hombre
I'm interested in.”
“Well, heâ” She ceased moving, eyes going blank.
The music had stopped and with it all the female dancing androids.
Sighing, Gomez fished out his Banx card and inserted it into the thin slot between the pretty android's breasts.
“Where was I?” She blinked as another waltz came blaring out of the array of ceiling speakers.
“Sir Denis,” prompted Gomez.
“Oh, sure. He's here every afternoon.” Mitzi nodded in the direction of the arched doorway.
“So he's here now?”
“Funny.” She frowned.
“What's funny,
chiquita?
”
“Oh, that he's really late.”
“Usually comes in at a certain time, does he?”
“Right, always at one-thirty p.m. Prompt.”
Nodding, Gomez asked her, “Any notion where he resides orâOuch.”
“Oops, sorry.”
“Where does Sir Denis live?”
“Near here.”
“
Bueno
,” he said. “How about a few more detailsâstreet address and the like?”
“Far as I know, heâ” The music stopped, Mitzi froze again.
Gomez whipped out the Banx card and thrust it into the slot.
“What say we sit this one out?” she suggested. “My dogs are aching.” The pretty blonde android took his hand and led him over to one of the small rickety tables in a shadowy corner.
“About Sir Denis' present location?”
“Well, the last time I danced with himâand if you really want to get your tootsies stomped on, try waltzing with a fat man,” she said, elbows on the tabletop. “Anyway, the last time I talked with the guy, he told me he had rooms down at the Chesterton Hotel.”
“
Gracias
.” Gomez started to stand up.
A heavy hand grabbed his shoulder from behind and shoved him back down. “What's the rush, Sherlock?”
23
Slightly hunched, hands in his trouser pockets, Marriner stood at a wide viewindow in his suite in the Movie Palace Casino Hotel. The number of wrinkles on his black forehead kept increasing as he gazed down at the main street of the simulated city that existed within the orbiting satellite. “Get Swanson,” he said without turning from the window.
Miles/26, his chrome chest glittering in the artificial sunlight that was coming in through the multiple windows, was reclining on a low ebony sofa. Feet up, metallic hands locked behind his chrome-plated skull. “Can't do, boss.”
“Don't tell me he's dead, too?”
“Nope, Swanson did a flit.”
“Where to?”
“He's now working on the New Hollywood satellite.”
Marriner said, “See that Swanson has an accident.”
“How serious?”
“Your choice, Miles.”
“Righto, boss.”
“So who's responsible for the palm trees down there on Marriner Drive?”
“A lady named Rosebud Semovich.”
“Tell her the fronds aren't green enough.”
“You got it.”
Marriner left the window. “Where the hell is Rodriguez?”
“Ascending in Elevator number five.”
“He's late.”
“By three minutes and seventeen seconds, yes.”
Marriner's hands fisted. “Rodriguez better handle our Tuesday meet with Anzelmo and his toadies better than he manages his time.”
“I wouldn't, boss, allude to Anzelmo's associates as toadies.”
“What
you
call them is your own damn business, but don'tâ”
“They are all, each in his own way, important Teklords. Cream of the European crop,” reminded the mechanical man. “And, more to the point, they're your business partners on the TekNet venture.”
Marriner laughed a very quick laugh. “For now,” he told the robot.
The pretty blonde android pressed her fingertips to the slot between her breasts. “Gee, Leo, what are you doing to my date?”
The big, wide man who'd come up behind Gomez told her, “Go away now, Mitzi.”
“He's a nice guy, Leo, and a paying customer toâ”
“Leave us.”
“No need to speak to the lady in such a tone,” said Gomez in a voice he hoped sounded timid. He was being held in his chair by the pressure Leo was exerting on his shoulder.
“Well, I guess,” said the mechanical blonde, getting up from the wobbly little table, “I'll leave you boys. Nice meeting you, mister.”
Leo leaned closer. “What you didn't know, Gomez,” he said, “is that we got all our andy dancers bugged.”
“I am merely trying, sir, to locate my old school chum, Sir Denis Rowley, whoâ”
“We also got a great monitoring system,” continued the dance hall manager. “When I spotted you whirling about the floor with Mitzi, I exclaimed, âWhy, I do believe that's that son of a bitch from the goddamned Cosmos Detective Agency.'”
“That is one of my aliases,
sÃ
.”
“We don't like private dicks hanging around here,” Leo explained, bending closer. “Nor are we fond of snoops who're interested in Sir Denis.”
Gomez suddenly went slack and slumped in his chair.
That caused Leo to go lurching forward, loosening his grip.
Straightening up, Gomez brought up both booted feet and kicked the underside of the little table.
The table left the floor, went looping upward and then smacked into Leo's head.
Gomez had, meantime, thrown himself to the floor. He rolled twice to his right, executed a reverse somersault that brought him to his feet with his stungun in his hand. “
Adios, cabrón
,” he said to the manager as he squeezed the trigger.
The beam smacked Leo in the groin. He yowled, half turned, crouched, fell to one knee and passed out.
By the time the big, wide man had smacked the dance floor, Gomez was halfway to the exit.
“See you again sometime, maybe?” called Mitzi when he went diving out into the afternoon street.
Gomez holstered his gun and kept running for a good two blocks.
Austin Quadrill allowed himself to smile.
“Much better,” he murmured, crouching to pick the silver kitten up from his workshop floor.
The little clockwork animal began purring as he lifted it up close to his face. With one glittering metallic paw it poked at his chin as he inspected it.
“Jesus, that's damn touching,” observed a disdainful voice behind him.
He spun around, set the clockwork kitten on a worktable. “Why are you here, Yedra?”
The crew-cut young woman laughed. “Aren't you more interested in the
how
of it, Austin?”
“I assume somebody betrayed me. Gave you my location,” he said, scowling at her. “It won't be difficult to find out who.”
“And I had to get by your security system too.” Yedra laughed again, moving nearer to him. “I told you I'd find you, asshole, and I did it.”
“Yes, you can't seem to resist a challenge like that,” he commented. “A pity.”
She started to reach out to pat the clockwork kitten. “That's damned cute. You oughtâ”
“I don't want you here.” Quadrill caught her wrist before her fingertips reached the kitten. “I don't want anybody here.”
She pulled free of him, backed off. “C'mon,
pendejo
, admit that you're impressed by me,” she coaxed. “You also, maybe, ought to be a little bit scared, Austin. If you were to screw up on a job for meâhell, I'd come and find you no matter where you were holed up.”
Head slightly tilted to the left, he eyed her. “Where's the meeting between Marriner and Anzelmo's crew going to take place? That is what you came to tell me, isn't it?”
Smiling, she nodded and ran the flat of her hand over her close-cropped dark hair. “You still want to work for me? You're not offended that I invaded your privacy?”
“I'm working for Johnny Trocadero
and
you,” he corrected. “Soon as you put another third of my fee into my undercover account, I'll get rolling.”
“It's there already,” she assured him. “The place is so obvious, we should've guessed it.” She made an upward jabbing motion with her right thumb. “Up in the Movie Palace.”
“And it's still Tuesday?”
“Tuesday, just after dinnerâsatellite time.”
“All right.” He turned his back on her, tapped the kitten's shiny back with his forefinger. “I'll take care of it.”
“You sure you can? There's a hell of a lot of security to get through.”
Facing her, Quadrill said, “I'll do it.”
“Keep in mind, Austin, that I got in here. Maybe you're slipping and we needâ”
“I was too complacent about my security,” he told her. “Your break-in was just the stimulus I needed.”
She ran her hand over her hair again. “Okay,” she said, slowly. “If anything changes, you'll hear from me.”
“Not in person,” he said.
Yedra smiled at him. “I won't scare you again,” she said.
He took her arm and guided her toward the doorway. “You've got one of those foolish skull-mail implants, don't you?”
“Yesâand it isn't foolish.”
Reaching out, he tapped the door and it slid aside. “Causes you a lot of headaches, doesn't it?”
“No, nothing like that.” Yedra stepped out into the hallway. “I never feel any pain from it at all.”
The door shut on her and Quadrill returned to his worktable. “You will,” he promised quietly.
24
Gomez encountered him in an alley.
This particular alley, narrow and unkempt, ran along the backside of the three-story Hotel Chesterton.
The detective was approaching the rear entrance to the tumbledown neostucco building.
Sir Denis Rowley was a flabby man of middle years. His shaggy hair was a carroty orange, his puffy face of a greyish hue. Everything he owned at the moment, he was carrying in one modest-sized suitcase.
He came hurrying, puffing, out of the rear doorway of the Chesterton about ten seconds before Gomez reached it.
“
Momentito
, Sir Denis,” Gomez called.
The fat man was waddling off in the opposite direction. “In a frightful hurry, old man,” he said over his shoulder.
Sprinting, Gomez caught up with him, grabbed one flabby arm and halted his retreat. “I want to have a small little talk with you.”
“Afraid I don't know you, old boy,” he said, trying to break away. “No time to chitchat with anyone actually.”
“You know me, Denny.” Gomez yanked him around so that they were facing each other. “I knew you even before your knighthood.”
Sir Denis' eyes narrowed. “Jove, I do believe it's Sidney Gomez,” he said. “Forgive me, Sidney, old fellow, but I've a most urgent appointment elsewhere.”
“No, actually you're going to tell me where they took Jake.”
Sir Denis inquired, “Which Jake would this be?”
From his shoulder holster Gomez yanked his stungun. He jabbed it into the flabby man's middle. “Explain to me who hired you to arrange their entry into the NecroPlex,” he suggested, “or you'll suffer from numb
cojones
for the foreseeable future.”
“Sidney, you know my code of ethics won'tâ”
“Who paid you?” he said. “And where is Jake Cardigan?”
The flabby man was perspiring. “English chaps, they were,” he said finally.
Gomez prodded with the gun barrel. “And?”
“These are powerful people, Sidney. Mean-minded too, and they aren't awfully fond of a snitch.”
“Who?”
Sir Denis swallowed twice, glancing around the alley, uneasy. “They work for the Anzelmo cartel. The only name I know is that of the head chapâEdmond Yates.”
“Why did they go into that underground setup?”
“To fetch your wifeâthat is, your onetime wife,” the fat man told him.
“What were they supposed to do with her?”
“Don't know, Sidney.” He shook his head vigorously.
“And what were their orders concerning Jake and me?”
Sir Denis glanced around again. “Beastly hot in this alley, don't you think?”
“What were their orders?”
“This they didn't confide in me,” he said. “However, old man, I heardâand this is only hearsay, mind youâthey grabbed your partner down there. Took him to Doc Sears.”
Pulling back his gun hand, Gomez stepped backwards. “That old quack over in the Venice Sector?”
“Fancies himself a therapist,” answered the flabby man. “Specializes in mindwipes, brainscans and other shady practices. Used to be a Tek runner, I do believe.”
“Okay, Sir Denis,” said Gomez, starting to put his stungun away. “You can trot along andâ”
“Bloody hell.” The fat man was looking up into the hot, hazy sky overhead. “It's too damned late.”
“⦠Wise decision, Jake, to have yourself committed here. Don't you?”
Jake suddenly became aware of himself again.