Tapping The Billionaire (Bad Boy Billionaires #1) (7 page)

“What?” I turned in my chair and watched as my boss’s tall frame walked out of the restaurant and onto Fifth Avenue.

An incoming TapNext message icon lit up my screen.

“Yep,” Dean agreed. “That’s definitely him. I’d know that body anywhere. Broad shoulders. Sexy forearms. Perfectly toned ass. The things I’d do to that man.”

“Horny much?”

“Nah.” He waved me off. “I’m still recovering from having all the horny sucked out of me last night.”

“On that note,” I announced, standing from my seat. “I think I’ll go order another sandwich. Be right back.”

“I’ll be here, doll face.”

While I stood in line, I took a gander at what else Ruck had sent my way.

BAD_Ruck (1:25PM): Can’t wait. Enjoy your lunch, Rose.

Two things stood out in my mind.

1. I wanted to chat more with
BAD_Ruck.
Which was crazy, considering we had been introduced by a gargoyle of dickish proportions.

2. How had I not known Kline Brooks had such a tight ass? And more importantly, if his ass looked that good
in
pants, what did it look like without them?

“I
found the perfect date for you Friday night,” my mom claimed in my ear as I walked out of my office to head home for the night.

I didn’t even have to think about it.

“No.”

I pulled the door shut behind me and walked slowly down the hall and around the corner to the main office space.

“She’s twenty-nine, long dark hair, well kept and attractive—”

“No.”

“Her name is Stacey Henderson. I don’t know if you’ve been at any social engagements that she’s attended in the past—”

Stacey Henderson?
Oh,
hell
no.

She
was
well kept and extremely attractive. And an eleven in vapidity on a scale from one to ten.

“Mom.
No
.”

“She’s really excited—”

“Mom—”

“Said she had just the thing to wear—”

“Mom,” I snapped, finally speaking firmly enough to earn her attention.

“What?”

Excuse. I needed an excuse.

My marketing director’s back and bright red hair caught my attention from across the office, and the words left my lips before I could think of anything else.

“I already have a date.”

“Oh. Oh dear. Well, I guess I’ll have to call Stacey and cancel, then—”

“Yes!” I agreed eagerly. “Cancel Stacey.”

Her voice turned suspicious.

“Kline—”

“Gotta go, Mom. Have to touch base with my date.”

Convince her to go with me
.

“Kline—”

“Loveyoubye.”

With a tap of my thumb, I hung up fast, hoping I wouldn’t find myself in too much hot water for ending the call so quickly but desperate enough to end the conversation that I didn’t care.

Thirty-four years old and, if anything, my mother was “mothering” me the most she had in my entire life. Wanting a respectable woman to take under her wing and claim as her own was a powerful motivator, apparently, compelling her to meddle like she’d never meddled before.

Most of the time I gave in, but living with Walter on a day-to-day basis was a pretty unforgettable lesson. The grumpiest cat in Manhattan—if not the world—lived with me, and it was all my mother’s fault.

I don’t want you to be lonely
, she said.

We’re traveling too much to take care of him
, she said.

You’ll love him, and he’ll love you
, she said.

Ah, to go back in time.

There were days I actually avoided going home—to
my
apartment—because Walter lived there.

But that was a subject for another time.

I crossed the office quickly, my shoes slapping out a muted rhythm on the marble tile and a whistled tune flying from my lips.

Georgia Cummings.

My employee and the cure for my Stacey Henderson-themed nightmares.

She’d been working for my company for a couple of years now, but as I approached, I realized I’d never actually
looked
at her in all that time.

A glance here, a smile there, a professional exchange every week or so. But I’d never studied her body the way I was now.

I knew I hadn’t.

Because I sure as fuck would have remembered.

Petite in stature but curvy in shape, her body was a perfect pint-sized hourglass perched precariously on top of razor-thin five-inch stilettos.

Her goddamn calves looked like they had been carved out of granite, and the rounded cheeks of her ass grabbed on to my eyes and refused to let go.

She moved slightly as I got closer from behind, and she bent at the waist to do something in the filing cabinet in front of her.

The gloriously short filing cabinet.

I watched as she went about her business, wondering how I’d managed to so effectively blind myself to her. I worked really hard at treating every single employee with fairness and without prejudices. I could remember the looks Dean had given me when he’d thought I wasn’t looking, and the friendly crinkles at the corners of Pam’s eyes.
The devil was in the details
, my dad had always told me, and I did my best to notice them. Except for hers.

As I tried to picture her smile from memory—
and couldn’t
—I knew all of my compartmentalizing engines must have been running at full fucking steam to protect me from getting into something I shouldn’t.

But those engines weren’t running now, the override switch turned and fully engaged thanks to Meddling-Mom-Maureen, and as the fabric of Georgia’s creamy white dress pulled tight over her ass, alarms started blaring.

“My neck.”

A sway of her tight-white-fabric-covered hips accompanied her off-key singing.

Something told me she didn’t know I was standing behind her.

“My back.”

More torture in the opposite direction.

“Lick my pussy—”

Ears bleeding. Pants tightening.

“—and my crack.”

Holy.
Fuck
.

I had to stop her before it got even worse.
Better
.

Quickly, I shook my head to clear it and then reached forward to tap her smooth shoulder.

Hair flung out in an arc, she turned on her heel at warp speed, her eyes widening in horror as she pulled on a white cord to release an earbud from her ear.

“Shit.”

I smiled. Her eyes widened impossibly further.

“Mr. Brooks. I’m so sorry.” She clamped her eyes shut in shame. “I didn’t know anyone else was still here.”

Her face was mostly hidden in shadow as she tilted it to the ground, but I was still almost positive I saw her mouth the word ‘shit’ again.

“It’s all right,” I offered, and her head snapped up in question. I grinned slightly. “The singing and the shits. In fact, if you really need to, you can say it again.”

Her face froze in shock.

“I can tell you want to,” I prodded. “Maybe even three or four more times.”

“Three. Four.” She shrugged helplessly. “Forty, maybe.”

“Forty shits?” I questioned, raising a brow in amusement.

“Depends on how much you actually heard, I guess.”

I craned my neck to one side and back again.

“I’m not sure. I’m feeling particularly attuned to your neck and back, and, well, the rest I’m not sure I can say in an office environment.”

“Oh my God,” she cried and sank her face into her hands, embarrassment renewed.

“Definitely forty shits. Maybe even fifty.”

I coughed on a chuckle before tucking it away, knowing it was the perfect time to get on with what I needed.

“It’s okay. I know how you can redeem yourself.”

Her gaze jerked up from the floor and her eyes widened with hope. “Yeah?”

“Tomorrow night. Go to the benefit for the Children’s Hospital with me.”

Horror contorted her face into a scrunched-up version of itself. Not
exactly
what I was going for.

“What? Go to the…with you… No.” She shook her head frantically, desperately even, her bright red hair swinging to and fro before settling helplessly on the white fabric at her shoulders.

“No.”

I had to admit, the double,
emphatic
nos threw me a little. It wasn’t that I thought no one could turn me down. They could, and hell, they probably should. But they hadn’t in a long time.

Not in a
very
long time.

“You’re busy?” I offered as an excuse, hoping her visible discomfort was more about being caught off guard than anything else.

One slim wrinkle formed between her eyebrows, and the corners of her eyes seemed to pinch together slightly. “No. Not busy.”

Ouch
.

For the first time in quite a while, I struggled to find my words. “I…uh…well. Okay.”

She forced a fake smile in response.

And yet, I couldn’t bring myself to give up.

Walking around her desk and into her space enough that she backed up a couple of steps, I leaned my ass into the surface behind me and crossed my arms.

She rubbed goosebumps from her arms in a nervous fidget.

“So, how definite is this ‘no’? Is it an ‘I’m mildly considering it, but I’m thinking no’ or a ‘not a snowflake’s chance in hell no’ or maybe somewhere in the middle where negotiation lives?”

She shook her head as if mystified and tapped the toe of her stiletto twice.

My gaze shot down the length of her legs and back again, only to find her bright cerulean eyes narrowed slightly at the end of my circuit.

“I’m not disgusted with you, if that’s what you’re asking, but negotiation isn’t likely.”

Jim Carrey inhabited my body and took over my vocal chords before I could stop him. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance?”

“What the hell is going on here?” she snapped softly at the ceiling, almost as if to herself. Her eyes jumped to me. “Why are you asking me out? Why now? None of this is making any sense.”

The only thing I could do was give it to her straight. Whether it was a good thing or not, I never could stop the honesty. It was just my nature.

“Look. For some godforsaken reason, society has decided to care about my completely uninteresting life because I have money, and because tabloid fodder is way more important than donations or time volunteered, they want me to have a date at every function I attend. Normally, this wouldn’t be an issue, as in they can go fuck themselves, but in another slap of fate, my mother has decided she cares. Wants a daughter-in-law and grandbabies and all that crap.”

Her previously peachy-tan skin blanched white.

“But she has terrible taste, and though I know next to nothing about you, you’re already guaranteed to be better than any of my other options.”

“Gee, thanks.”

“Trust me, I intended that as an insult to the others, not you.”

“Right.”

“I’m not trying to marry you, though I’m sure I’ll enjoy our time together endlessly—”

“I’m sure.”

I couldn’t help but smile at her mockery.

“I’m trying to avoid ending up with another chattier, day-spa-loving version of Walter.”

“Walter?” she asked with good reason.

“My cat.”

Incredulity warred with confusion on her face, pulling her lips out flat to the sides and back again several times.

I knew I was talking her in circles. I just hoped her confusion would lead to grudging acceptance.

Just when I feared she’d chew her lip raw if she kept on at that pace for much longer, she broke the silence with one simple question. “Why me?”

Once again, honesty prevailed.

“Because you’re here.”

She pursed her lips around the sour of my words, but as I tore my gaze away to look into her bright blue eyes, I knew I wasn’t done.

Not with her, not with this conversation, and not with being stupid for the day.

“And you’re fucking beautiful.”