âNo bullets,' he said. He smiled. âAs I told you, it's what the enemy believes that really matters in warfare. We had guns, so it was assumed they were loaded. But they weren't. We didn't bring a single round of ammunition with us. And there was obviously no need to, was there?'
âYou bastard!' Woodend said with feeling. âYou complete bloody bastard!'
Maitland's smile broadened. âI thought you said you had a sense of humour, Mr Woodend. It's not much in evidence now, is it?'
M
ost of the Ãlite Catering building was in darkness, but a light was burning in the office, which meant that Stanley Keene was still hard at work.
Woodend parked his Wolseley next to the small fleet of white vans which belonged to the business. They were a good advertisement in themselves, he thought. They looked neat, they looked efficient, and â apart from their number plates â they were identical.
He walked along the row, checking the back doors of each one. They were all locked.
Well, that was only to be expected. Probably one of the first things that Ãlite Catering emphasized to its employees was that the vans must
always
be locked when they were left unattended, and â over a period of time â checking that they were would have become a habit with all the company's drivers.
A car appeared in the distance, and as it drew closer, Woodend could see that it belonged to one of the local taxi firms. When a light came on in the foyer of Ãlite Catering, the Chief Inspector supposed that it was in response to the taxi's imminent arrival, and then the vehicle signalled to pull in, and he knew he was right.
The main entrance door of the business opened, and two people stepped out. Woodend could see them quite clearly in the illumination which shone from the foyer, but â standing in the shadows as he was â he was not sure that they could see him.
One of the people was Keene himself, the other a woman who looked to be in her early seventies. The caterer led the woman slowly to the taxi, and opened the back door for her.
âWhy don't you come home with me, Stanley?' the woman asked, in a thin, reedy voice.
âI can't, Mother,' Keene said regretfully. âNot this close to Christmas. I've got far too much to do.'
âYou work too hard,' his mother complained. âYou're never away from this place. That's the only reason I ever come here â because it's the one real chance I get to see you.'
âYou know I wouldn't do it if I didn't have to,' Keene told her. âYou know I'd
much
rather spend my time with you. But now that Judith's not here any more, I'm having to do twice as much as I used to.'
âAll work and no play make Jack a dull boy,' his mother said sternly.
Keene laughed. âDo you think
I'm
dull, Mother?'
âNo, no, of course not,' his mother said hastily. âBut I wish you had more time to enjoy yourself.' She paused. âI wish you'd find yourself a nice girl.'
âNow, Mother â¦' Keene protested.
âIt's not right that you're still not married at your age,' his mother told him. âI want some grandchildren before it's too late.'
âMaybe once the Christmas rush is over, I'll find the girl of my dreams,' Keene said.
âDo you promise?' his mother demanded.
âI'll certainly try my best,' Keene said. âIs that good enough for you?'
âIt'll have to be, won't it?' his mother said sourly.
Keene bent down and kissed her gently on the cheek. âI'll be home as soon as I can be,' he said. âI love you, Mother.'
âAnd I love you, too,' his mother replied. âThat's why I want to see you happily settled down before I die.'
Keene helped the old woman into the taxi, and closed the door behind her. Once she was settled inside, the driver pulled away.
Woodend coughed.
âWho's there?' Keene asked, turning in his direction.
The Chief Inspector stepped out of the shadows. âIt's me.'
âHas something happened, Mr Woodend?' the caterer asked, looking worried.
âAye,' Woodend replied. âThe siege is over. An' since you risked your neck by comin' into the bank with me, I thought it was only fair that you should be one of the first ones to know about it.'
âOver!' Keene repeated. âIt's over! But has it ⦠was it â¦?'
âIt all happened without a shot bein' fired,' Woodend reassured him. âThe hostages have been freed, an' Major Maitland's been taken into custody.'
Keene seemed to be temporarily frozen to the spot. âI should feel elated,' he said. âBut I don't. I just feel sort of ⦠numb.'
âRelief can do that to you,' Woodend reassured him. âIt's a perfectly normal reaction in the circumstances. So how about a drink?'
âWhat?'
âA drink. If anythin' was ever worth celebratin', then it's this, don't you think?'
âOf course,' Keene said, thawing a little. âYou're quite right. Come inside, Mr Woodend.'
He led Woodend through the foyer, and into his office. It struck Woodend, as it had the last time he'd been there, that the office was a perfect blend of functionality and taste â the functionality exemplified by the thoroughly businesslike desk and filing cabinet, the taste displayed in two fine easy chairs with an attractive glass coffee table between them.
âTake a seat,' Keene said, pointing to one of the easy chairs, then walking over to the rather twee cocktail cabinet which stood in one corner of the room. âI don't have any beer, I'm afraid â I never touch the stuff myself â but I do have some rather fine French brandy, if you'd care to sample that.'
âChampion,' Woodend said.
Keene poured the drinks and sat down opposite Woodend. âWhat finally convinced the Major to give up?' he asked. âI assume that he
did
give up, didn't he?'
âYes, he did,' Woodend agreed. âIt's hard to say at what point he was finally persuaded, but I think it may have been when I told him I think I can get Judith released.'
âYou can? On what grounds?'
Woodend took a sip of the brandy. âVery nice,' he pronounced. âYou'd think a man who'd supped as much ale as I have would have destroyed his taste for anythin' more refined, wouldn't you? But let me tell you now, I haven't. This stuff doesn't just stroke the palate â it makes love to it.'
âI asked you on what grounds you thought you could get Judith released,' Keene said impatiently.
âOh that!' Woodend said. âOn the grounds that she didn't do what she was convicted of.'
âI always knew she was innocent,' Keene told him. âBut can you actually
prove
it now? Have you managed to come up with some new evidence which clears her name?'
âNot what you â as a layman who knows nothin' about the way the law an' the courts work â might think of as evidence,' Woodend admitted. âBut it's evidence of sorts.'
âTell me more.'
âThere's two basic kinds of evidence â hard evidence an' circumstantial evidence.'
âYes, I
do
know that.'
âNow the case against Judith was entirely circumstantial. She'd been at the scene of the crime round about the time Burroughs was killed, she was presumed to be his lover, an' there was no sign of her caterin' overall which â everybody agrees â should have been in the back of the van. The prosecution thought it had an open an' shut case. An' it has to be said that the jury agreed with it. But the more you learn about
other
circumstances, the less convincin' the case looks. For example, Judith wasn't Burroughs' lover, was she?'
âNo,' Keene agreed. âShe most certainly wasn't.'
âIn fact, the only reason she was interested in him at all was because he could give her access to her child,' Woodend said.
Keene's jaw dropped. âYou ⦠you know about that?'
âAye,' Woodend said. âThough I've only found out about it recently, whereas you've known all along.'
âI wanted to tell you. Truly I did. But Judith made me promise I'd never reveal the secret to anybody.'
âAn' you kept your word,' Woodend said. âBut now it
is
all out in the open, you will admit that Judith would never have had anythin' to do with Burroughs if it hadn't been for Timothy?'
âOf course I'll admit it. She loves Thomas. She'd never have thought of looking at another man.'
âJust so,' Woodend said. âBut to get back to our friend, the late Clive Burroughs. He suckered her in beautifully, didn't he? There were no strings to her seeing Timothy at first, but once he'd got her so attached to the boy that she couldn't bear the thought of losing him again, he put the squeeze on her. Pay up, he said, or I'll take the kid to New Zealand.'
âIt's hard to imagine a man being so cruel,' Stanley Keene said.
âNow, there are some people who would argue that this blackmail attempt was an even stronger motive for Judith to kill Burroughs than if he
had
actually been her lover. But I have to say that I'm not one of them.'
âNeither am I,' Keene said. âI knew she could never have done it. I said it all along.'
âSo you did,' Woodend agreed. âBut, with the greatest respect to you, Mr Keene, your argument for her innocence is based on emotion, whereas mine is based on logic.'
âDoes that matter, as long as we've both reached the same conclusion?' Keene asked.
âNot to us, maybe,' Woodend said. âBut it will to the authorities. So this is the way I'll argue it with them: I'll say that the very
worst
thing Judith could have done in her situation was to kill Burroughs. An' why? Because that would be tantamount to abandoning all hope of gettin' close to Timothy ever again. She was almost bound to be arrested, an' even when she eventually came out of prison, Timothy would never agree to see the woman who'd killed his father, would he?'
âExactly,' Burroughs agreed.
âAnyway, she'd already solved her problem â at least temporarily,' Woodend continued. âBurroughs wanted money, an' she was prepared to give it to him. So, while it was far from an ideal situation for her to find herself in, she could have kept on seein' her son. An' why should she want to jeopardize that?'
âYou're right, of course,' Keene agreed.
âWhat I don't
quite
understand is why you, her friend and partner, didn't try to persuade her to use that same argument at her trial,' Woodend said.
âI did,' Keene told him. âBut she wasn't having any of it. She said the important thing was to protect Timothy. He must never know what had really happened.'
âWhat a woman!' Woodend said.
âWhat a woman!' Keene agreed.
âAn' I suppose, given the sacrifices she was prepared to make to keep the secret to herself, we should respect her wishes in the matter,' Woodend said. âI think, on balance, we have no choice but to continue to protect young Timothy from the terrible truth.'
Stanley Keene looked troubled, but said nothing.
âIs somethin' botherin' you, Mr Keene?' Woodend asked.
âWell, yes,' Keene admitted. âWithout Timothy, the whole argument you were going to use to get Judith released simply collapses.'
âYou're quite right, Mr Keene,' Woodend agreed, frowning. âThat's a real problem, isn't it?'
âA real problem,' Keene echoed.
Woodend's frown melted away, and was replaced by a broad smile which suggested that a brilliant idea had just occurred to him.
âWe'll just have to switch to Plan B, then, won't we?' he asked brightly.
âPlan B? What's Plan B?'
âPlan B is this,' Woodend said. He reached into his jacket pocket, produced a single sheet of paper, and handed it across the coffee table to Keene. âRead it.'
Keene scanned the page, and with each line he read, his expression grew more troubled. He reached the end, then read through it again, as though he couldn't quite believe what he had seen the first time through.
âBut this is a statement to the police,' he said. âMade by me!'
âThe
draft
of a statement,' Woodend corrected him. âNothing but a bald outline. I'm sure it'll read so much better when you've got round to putting it in your own words.'
âYou want me to say that I thought Clive Burroughs actually
was
Judith's lover?'
âThat's right.'
âBut I didn't! You
know
that.'
âNobody else knows, though, do they? An' if you can lie convincingly â which should present you with absolutely no difficulty at all â the rest of the world will be completely taken in.'
âYou also want me to say that I thought he was mistreating her?'
âExactly. Again, we can work out the details later, but I suggest you say somethin' like you noticed there were bruises on her arms an' face after she'd been with him.'
âAnd ⦠and ⦠you want me to confess that because I thought he was mistreating her, I killed him?'
âYes, that's about the gist of it.'
âAre you insane?' Keene demanded.
âNo,' Woodend said calmly. âAn' neither are you. That's why you'll eventually agree to make the statement.'
âYou're dreaming!' Keene told him.
âJust consider your options for a moment,' Woodend suggested. âIf you play it my way, you'll be standin' in the dock as a man who murdered through love. You did it for no other reason, you'll claim, than to protect Judith. You'll probably be a hero in the eyes of the jury. An' you'll
certainly
be a hero in your mother's eyes. You'll be sent down â there's no doubt about that â but you'll be very unlucky to be given a sentence as long as the one that was handed out to Judith.' He paused. âNow consider the other possibility.'