Stiltskin (Andrew Buckley) (49 page)

The Kulture Vultures by William Vitka & Bill Vitka
(
http://j.mp/1f4bGIB
)

In the black of the cosmos, the Combine rules over entire planetary systems with an iron fist, maintaining a monopoly over hearts and minds everywhere with their terrible sitcoms.

Just so happens that the best pirated culture comes from Earth. The human monkeys might not be smart, but damn if they aren’t entertaining.

Earth’s biggest fan, a lowly intergalactic cab driver named Zel, joins a few not-so-loyal companions in a race to prevent humanity’s extinction – by resurrecting Earth’s great pulp writers and scientists. The only ones with enough creative craziness to figure out how to stop the Combine.

Appetizer:

• Book Cover
  
• Title Page
  
• What Celebrities are saying about
  Stiltskin
  !
  
• Illustrated Map of
  Thiside
  
• Foreword
  

Main Course:

• Prologue
  
• Chapter One: Robert Darkly
  
• Chapter Two: 10 Minutes Ago...
  
• Chapter Three: Lily
  
• Chapter Four: The Exchange
  
• Chapter Five: The White Rabbit
  
• Chapter Six: Best Laid Plans
  
• Chapter Seven: The Mating Rituals of the Jubjub Bird
  
• Chapter Eight: The Goatheads
  
• Chapter Nine: Fire, Cat, & Rats
  
• Chapter Ten: Bandits of the Old Forest
  
• Chapter Eleven: Niggle
  
• Chapter Twelve: The Historian
  
• Chapter Thirteen: Big Bad Wolf
  
• Chapter Fourteen: Tweedle
  
• Chapter Fifteen: Fanderwinking
  
• Chapter Sixteen: Follow That Dwarf
  
• Chapter Seventeen: A Grave Situation
  
• Chapter Eighteen: Double Crosses & Awkward Situations
  
• Chapter Nineteen: Scraacchhhhhhaakkk!
  
• Chapter Twenty: The Cheshire Cat
  
• Epilogue
  

Dessert:

• A Taste of
  Death, the Devil, and the Goldfish
  , by Andrew Buckley
  
• Acknowledgements
  
• Closing
  
• About the Author
  
• Copyright & Publisher
  
• More from Curiosity Quills Press
  

• Book Cover
  
• Title Page
  
• What Celebrities are saying about Stiltskin !
  
• Illustrated Map of Thiside
  
• Foreword
  
• Prologue
  
• Chapter One: Robert Darkly
  
• Chapter Two: 10 Minutes Ago...
  
• Chapter Three: Lily
  
• Chapter Four: The Exchange
  
• Chapter Five: The White Rabbit
  
• Chapter Six: Best Laid Plans
  
• Chapter Seven: The Mating Rituals of the Jubjub Bird
  
• Chapter Eight: The Goatheads
  
• Chapter Nine: Fire, Cat, & Rats
  
• Chapter Ten: Bandits of the Old Forest
  
• Chapter Eleven: Niggle
  
• Chapter Twelve: The Historian
  
• Chapter Thirteen: Big Bad Wolf
  
• Chapter Fourteen: Tweedle
  
• Chapter Fifteen: Fanderwinking
  
• Chapter Sixteen: Follow That Dwarf
  
• Chapter Seventeen: A Grave Situation
  
• Chapter Eighteen: Double Crosses & Awkward Situations
  
• Chapter Nineteen: Scraacchhhhhhaakkk!
  
• Chapter Twenty: The Cheshire Cat
  
• Epilogue
  
• A Taste of Death, the Devil, and the Goldfish
  
• Acknowledgements
  
• Closing
  
• About the Author
  
• Copyright & Publisher
  
• More from Curiosity Quills Press