Steel Beach (74 page)

I didn’t think much about Callie, either. She didn’t show up to see her new grandson. I don’t blame her for that, because she didn’t even know he had been conceived, much less hatched, and even if she
had
known she wouldn’t have dared visit us because she might have led the CC to my hiding place.

That’s what saved us: Callie’s long-standing refusal to link into the planetary data net, a bull-headed stance for which everyone she knew had derided her. I had been one of them. I remember in my teens, presenting her with a cost-benefit analysis I’d carefully prepared that I felt sure would convince her to give in to “progress,” knowing full well that a financial argument was most likely to carry weight with her. She’d studied it for about a minute, then tossed it aside. “We’ll have no government spies in the Double-C Bar,” she said, and that was the end of that. We stayed with our independent computer system, keeping interfaces with the CC to a minimum, and as a result I could venture out of my cave and gather my fruits and nuts without worrying about paternalistic eyes watching from the roof. The rest of Luna was in turmoil now. Callie’s ranch was unaffected; she simply pulled in her arms and her head like a turtle and sat down to wait it out with her own oxygen, power, and water, no doubt feeling very smug and eager to emerge and tell a lot of people how she’d told them so. And I waited it out in the most remote corner of her hermetic realm.

And while we waited, historic events happened. I don’t have much of a feel for them even now. I had no television, no newspads, and I’m just like anyone else: if I didn’t read it and see it on the pad, it doesn’t seem quite real to me. News is now. Reading about it after the fact is history.

Perhaps this is the place to talk about some of those events, but I’m reluctant to do so. Oh, I can list a few statistics. Almost one million deaths. Three entire medium-sized towns wiped out to the last soul, and large casualties in many others. One of those warrens, Arkytown, has still not been reclaimed, and there’s growing sentiment to leave it as it is, frozen in its moment of disaster, like Pompeii. I’ve been to Arkytown, seen the hundred thousand frozen corpses, and I can’t decide. Most of them died peacefully, from anoxia, before being pickled for all eternity by the final blowout. I saw an entire theater of corpses still waiting for the curtain to rise. What’s the point of disturbing them to give them a decent burial or cremation?

On the other hand, it’s a better idea for posterity than for we the living. If you went to Pompeii, you wouldn’t see people you knew. I saw Charity in Arkytown, in the newspaper office. I have no idea what she was doing there—probably trying to file a story—and now I’ll never know. I saw many other people I had known, and then I left. So make it a monument, sure, but seal it off, don’t conduct guided tours and sell souvenirs until the whole thing is a distant memory and the dead town is quaint and mysterious, like King Tut’s Tomb.

There were great acts of craven cowardice, and many more feats of almost superhuman heroics. You probably didn’t hear many of the former, because early on people like Walter decided those stories weren’t playing well and told his reporters not to bring him no bad news. So tear up the front page about the stampede that killed ninety-five and replace it with the cop who died holding the oxygen mask to the baby’s face. I can guarantee you saw a hundred stories like that. I’m not belittling them, though many were hyped to the point of nausea. If you’re anything like me you eventually get tired of heroes saying
Aw, shucks, it weren’t nothing heroic
. I’d give a lot for one guy who’d be willing to say
God had nothing to do with it, it was yours truly
. But we all know our lines when the press opens its hungry mouth in our faces. We’ve learned them over a lifetime.

For my money, there’s one story of true heroism, and it’s a big one, and it hasn’t been told much. It’s about the Volunteer Pressure Corps, that unsung group that’s always phoning you and asking for donations of time and/or money. The things the VPC did weren’t splashy, for the most part didn’t get on the pad because they happened out of sight, didn’t get taped. But next time they call up here’s one girl who’s gonna help. Over a thousand VPC members died at their posts, doing their jobs to the last. There’s a fortune waiting for the first producer to tell their story dramatically. I thought about writing it myself, but I’ll give you the idea for free. You want incidents, research them yourself. I can’t do everything.

Oh, yes, there was much going on while I hid out in the boondocks, but why should I tell about it here? Everyone’s life was affected, the effects are still being felt…  but the important things were happening on a level far removed from all the running around I’ve told you about, and all the running around you probably did yourself. None of the pads covered that part of it at all well. Like economics, computer science is a field that has never yielded to the sixty-second sound bite favored by the news business. The pads can report that leading economic indicators went up or down, and you know about as much as you knew before, which is near zero. They can tell you that the cause of the Big Glitch was a cataclysmic programming conflict in certain large-scale AI systems, and you can nod knowingly and figure you’ve got a handle on the situation. Or if you realize you’ve just heard a lot of double-talk, you can look into the story further, read scientific journals if you’re qualified to do so, and hear what the experts have to say. In the case of the Big Glitch, I have reason to believe you wouldn’t have learned any more of the truth of the situation than if you’d stuck to the sound bite. The experts will tell you they identified the problem, shut down the offending systems, and have re-built the CC in such a way that everything’s fine now.

Don’t you believe it. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

So during my week in the cave I didn’t think much about what was going on outside. What
did
I think about?

Mario. Did I mention I named him Mario, Junior? I must have tried out the taste of a hundred names before I settled on Mario, which had been my own original name, after my first Change. I think I was hoping to get it
right
this time.

I’d certainly done a great job in the gene splitting department. Who cares if the process is random? Every time I looked at him I felt like patting myself on the back at how smartly I’d produced him. Kitten Parker, erstwhile daddy, who would never see Mario if I had anything to say about it, had contributed his best parts, which was the mouth and…  come to think of it, just the mouth. Maybe that hint of curl in the brown hair came from him; I didn’t recall it from any of my baby pictures. The rest was pure Hildy, which is to say, damn near flawless. Sorry, but that’s how I was feeling about myself.

Maybe it sounds funny to say that I spent that entire week thinking of nothing but him. To me, it’s the reverse that’s hard to believe. How had I lived a hundred years without Mario to give my world meaning? Before him I’d had nothing to make life worth living but sex, work, friends, food, the occasional drug, and the small pleasures that were associated with those things. In other words, nothing at all. My world had been as large as Luna itself. In other words, not nearly as large as that tiny cave with just me and Mario in it.

I could spend an hour winding his soft hair around my finger. Then, for variety, not because I’d tired of the hair, I could spend the next hour playing piggy with his toes or making rude noises with my lips against his belly. He’d grin when I did that, and wave his arms around.

He hardly cried at all. That probably has to do with the fact that I gave him little opportunity to cry, since I hardly ever put him down. I grudged every second away from him. Remembering the papoose dolls in Texas, I fashioned a sling so I could do my foraging without leaving him behind. Other than that, and to take him out for bathing, we spent all our time sitting at the cave entrance, looking out. I was not
totally
oblivious; I knew someone would be coming one of these days, and it might not be someone I wanted to see.

Was there a down side to all this pastoral bliss, a rash in the diaper of life? I could think of one thing I wouldn’t have liked a few weeks before. Infants generate an amazing amount of fluids. They ooze and leak at one end, upchuck at the other, to the point I was convinced more came out of him than went in. Another physical conundrum our mythical mathematical females might have turned into a Nobel Prize in physics, or at least alchemy, if only we’d known, if only we’d known. But I was so goofy by then I cleaned it all up cheerfully, noting color, consistency, and quantity with a degree of anxiety only a new mother or a mad scientist could know.
Yes, Yes, Igor, those yellow lumps mean the creature is healthy! I have created life!

I am still at a loss to fully explain this sudden change from annoyed indifference to full-tilt ga-ga about the baby. It could have been hormonal. It probably has something to do with the way our brains are wired. If I’d been handed this little bundle any time in my previous life I’d have quickly mailed it to my worst enemy, and I think a lot of other women who’d never chucked babies under the chin nor swooned at the prospect of motherhood would have done the same. But something happened during my hours of agony. Some sleeping Earthmother roused herself and went howling through my brain, tripping circuit breakers and re-routing all the calls on my cranial switchboard straight from the maternity ward to the pleasure center, causing me to croon goo-goo and wubba-wubba and drool almost as much as the baby did. Or maybe it’s pheromones. Maybe the little rascals just smell good to us when they come out of our bodies; I know Mario did, no other child ever smelled like that.

Whatever it was, I think I got a double dose of it because I did what few women do these days. I had him naturally, start to finish, just as Callie had had me. I bore him in pain, Biblical pain. I bore him in a perilous time, on the razor’s edge, in a state of nature. And afterward I had
nothing
to interfere with the bonding process, whatever it might involve. He was my world, and I knew without question that I would lay down my life for him, and do it without regret.

If Walter didn’t come for me, I knew who would. On the morning of the eighth day he came, a tall, thin old man in an Admiral’s uniform and bicorne hat, walking up the gentle hill from the stream toward my cave.

My first shot hit the hat, sent it spinning to the ground behind him. He stopped, puzzled, running his hand through his thin white hair. Then he turned and picked up the hat, dusted it off, and put it back on his head. He made no move to protect himself, but started back up the hill.

“That was good shooting,” he shouted. “A warning, I take it?”

Warning my ass. I’d been aiming for the cocksucker’s head.

Among Walter’s bag of tricks had been a small caliber handgun and a box of one hundred shells. I later learned it was a target pistol, much more accurate than most such weapons. What I knew for sure at the time was that, after practicing with fifty of the rounds, I could hit what I aimed at about half the time.

“That’s far enough,” I said. He was close enough that shouting wasn’t really necessary.

“I’ve got to talk to you, Hildy,” he said, and kept coming. So I drew a bead on his forehead and my finger tightened on the trigger, but I realized he might have something to say that I needed to know, so I put my second shot into his knee.

I ran down the hill, looking out for anyone he might have brought with him. It seemed to me that if he meant me harm he’d have brought some of his soldiers, but I didn’t see any, and there weren’t many places for them to hide. I’d gone over the ground many times with that in mind. Where I finally stopped, near a large boulder ten meters from him, someone with a high-powered rifle or laser with a scope could have picked me off, but you could say that of anywhere else I went, too, except deep in the cave. Nobody would be rushing me without giving me plenty of time to see them. I relaxed a little, and returned my attention to the Admiral, who had torn a strip from his jacket and was twisting a tourniquet around his thigh. The leg lay twisted off to one side in a way knees aren’t meant to twist. Blood had pumped, but now slowed to a trickle. He looked up at me, annoyed.

“Why the knee?” he asked. “Why not the heart?”

“I didn’t think I could hit such a small target.”

“Very funny.”

“Actually, I wasn’t sure a chest shot or a head shot would slow you up. I don’t really know what you are. I shot to disable, because I figured even a machine would hobble on one leg.”

“You’ve seen too many horror movies,” he said. “This body is as human as you are. The heart stops pumping, it will die.”

“Yeah. Maybe. But your reaction to your wound doesn’t reassure me.”

“The nervous system is registering a great deal of pain. To me, it’s simply another sensation.”

“So I’ll bet you could scuttle along pretty quick, since the pain won’t inhibit you from doing more damage to yourself.”

“I suppose I could.”

I put a round within an inch of his other knee. It whanged off the rock and screamed away into the distance.

“So the next shot goes into your other knee, if you move from that spot,” I said, re-loading. “Then we start on your elbows.”

“Consider me rooted. I shall endeavor to resemble a tree.”

“State your business. You’ve got five minutes.” Then we’d see if a head shot inconvenienced him any. I half believed it wouldn’t. In that case, I’d prepared a few nasty surprises.

“I’d hoped to see your child before I go. Is he in the cave?”

There weren’t many other places he
could
be, that were defensible, but there was no sense telling him that.

“You’ve wasted fifteen seconds,” I told him. “Next question.”

“It doesn’t matter anymore,” he said, and sighed, and leaned back against the trunk of a small pecan tree. I had to remember that any gestures were conscious on his part, that he’d assumed human form because body language was a part of human speech. His was now telling me that he was very weary, ready to die a peaceful death. Go sell it somewhere else, I thought.