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Authors: Harry Harrison

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We stumbled between the cotton plants, towards the forest beyond.

The figures by the gap in the fence were friends. Willing hands helped us through.

We were safe.

CHAPTER
22
 

The newly released prisoner fell to the ground as soon as I let go of his arm.

“We were watching,” Bram said. “You weren’t followed. So I don’t think you were seen leaving the building. But still, we must get away from here before the search starts.” He bent over the man who was crumpled on the ground, still gasping for breath.

“Soon . . . give me a minute . . .”

“He’ll slow you down,” Alun said. “We’ll come with you until you are well clear of this place. We will have to take turns carrying him.”

With an easy motion he lifted the man and slung him over his broad shoulders.

“Follow me.”

The trackers trailed quickly away into the forest.

By taking turns to carry the exhausted prisoner we made
good time as we returned the way we had come. Another one of the three moons had risen, which made it easier to find the trail. It was Alun who finally raised his hand and brought us to a halt in an open glade.

“You will be safe now. Their trackers aren’t good enough to follow us this far. But my people will go back the way we came. In case a few of their trackers might still be after you. They won’t get past us.”

“I thank you for your aid,” Bram said.

“We are as one. My son here, Tome, will go on with you. He will return and tell us what you have found out after you talk to this man.”

“He is welcome to our food.”

The escaped prisoner was sitting up, listening to us.

“Who are you people? What will happen to me?”

His confusion—and fear—were obvious to see. I sat down beside him.

“We are your friends,” I said. “From off-planet. We have a spacer and you will be leaving here with us very soon.”

“Gott im Himmel!” He cried out in some tortuous tongue. “To believe it . . . after all these years . . .”

He was sobbing with relief, clutching my arm. “You cannot understand . . .”

“I certainly can. These Greenies embody evil and stupidity in equal portions. But most important is the fact that you were their prisoner. There is every chance that you may be able to help us . . .”

“Whatever you ask!” He struggled to stand and I helped him to his feet. He braced himself erect and clapped his right
fist across his chest; a salute of some kind. “Hans Steigger, Second Mate of the research ship
Rumfahrtroman.”

“A pleasure to meet you. Jim diGriz. Civilian. Unemployed.” I hit my fist against my chest too. “Can I ask you a few vital questions?”

“Anything!”

“When you were captured . . . were you taken into any of the buildings at the spaceport?”

“They lied to us! Said they would make us welcome . . . They told us their inspectors would come aboard only to look at the ship’s quarantine and medical records. A common thing. But when we opened the spacelock we were overwhelmed! There was a rush of green thugs—they clubbed us down. Killed poor Klaus—dragged us into the buildings at the spaceport.”

“You’ve been inside then?”

“Of course. We were all taken there. The one we had talked to on the radio was their leader. He actually had skin makeup on. Laughed at us when he wiped it off. Then he spoke to us one at a time. Wanted to know what position we held in the ship. He really only wanted the comm officers. The ones who knew about radio equipment. They were taken away and we never saw them again.”

“What happened to you—and the other men?”

“Slave drivers—that’s what we were. These green bastards are morons—cretins!—stupid beyond belief. They put them into work gangs with one of us in charge. We were guarded, watched all the time, by thugs with clubs. The workers—you can’t believe how incredibly dim they are—like retarded chickens. No, chickens are smarter. You put a hoe in their hands and
guide it for them. Hoe between the plants, you tell them, keep on doing it.”

He spat with disgust. “A few minutes later they have forgotten what you told them to do. If you don’t stop them they actually dig up the plants you are trying to grow . . .”

He fell back, breathing heavily, exhausted. I patted his hand.

“That’s great, thanks. You better rest a bit before we go on.”

Communication gear inside the spaceport buildings! This was the news we needed. The rescue effort to free Hans had been more than worth it.

“We must keep moving,” Bram said. He turned to Hans who was sitting up. “Can you walk by yourself now?”

“Of course—but not too fast I’m afraid.”

“This will help—” Bram said, passing Hans some of the dried meat. “When you finish that we will leave.”

His only answer was muffled mastication.

The trek continued, but within a short time it became obvious that the stumbling Hans was in no shape to go on. I, not to mention the exhausted Hans, could not match the iron endurance of the trackers. He had to stop. I agreed—it was a most attractive option. Apparently not to my sturdy companions. As I was falling asleep I was aware of a murmured conversation, that ended when two of them slipped away into the darkness. So did I.

I awoke, reluctantly, soon after dawn when, what the military would call a relief column, appeared out of the morning haze. They had a warm greeting, particularly when they put down the bundle they had been carrying. When it was opened
out it became a simple litter, soft leather skins stretched between two stout poles.

We made much better time now, and by late morning reached the encampment. Angelina took one look at the tattered and bruised Hans, injured flesh showing through the rents of what was once a uniform, and had him whisked away at once. I huddled with Bram and made plans.

“A flat field not too far from here,” I said, “some place where we can safely land the ship.”

“How big should it be?”

How big indeed? There could be no talk here of square meters or other accepted measurements. I looked around at the glade where the encampment had been set up, then pointed past the tents and the grazing horses.

“Do you see those trees over there? The ones with the yellow blossoms.”

He shielded his eyes against the glare of the newly risen sun and nodded.

“That is not very far.”

“It isn’t. What we need is an open area at least twice this size.”

He found a stick, bent over and scratched a circle in the ground. “We are here. If you go in that direction—not a long march,” he pointed a bit to the right of the sun, “you will come to a shallow river.” The stick scratched a slow loop in the dirt. “Within the loop in the river is a large and flat field. Just grass and small bushes. Your flying machine can land there.”

He pushed the stick into the ground.

“You are sure of the direction?” He did not speak but
pulled back a bit, eyes widening. “Sorry. Never tell a chef how to cook. That’s where the ship will land. Now, in which direction is the spaceport?”

He stood up and pointed to the forest.

“That will do fine.”

I scratched an arrow into the ground and another pointing to our chosen landing site—then tried to align them with the sun. With his guidance other lines were made, erased and moved. Until we had settled on what—I sincerely hoped—would be the exact course that should be flown. Next step—

“We better start moving the porcuswine to the landing site as soon as we can. This morning if possible. They are not going to like leaving their chestnut grove.”

Nor were they. All of the boys in the encampment volunteered to help; I needed every one of them. Bil, one of Bram’s trackers, came along to be sure we went in the right direction. When we reached the grazing pack I gathered the boys together and gave a quick lecture on swineherding.

“Use your sticks to guide them—don’t push or hit them or you risk death-by-pincushion. Ignore the piglets—they will follow their dams. They are all very lazy and would much rather eat than walk. It’s all right if they snatch a mouthful on the way—but don’t let them stop or it will be very hard to get them moving again. Ready?”

A chorus of yeses and a few ragged cheers. I hoped they could keep the enthusiasm during our slow trek. I cut a stout stick, took a deep breath—and walked over to Gnasher, who was chomping happily in the shade.

“Sooo-ey, swine, swine, swine—”

He raised his head, fixed one nasty red eye on me—and
went back to eating. It took an awful lot of scratching under his spines, sweet words and gentle prodding to start him moving. My childhood skills from down on the farm had not been forgotten.

Slowly and lethargically the herd got under way. We kept them moving. First the boars, then the sows—with the squealing piglets rushing to keep up. The boys ran and whooped and had a fine time. With seemingly endless energy.

I must admit that my power soon began to wane. I swore an oath that when I finally saw the last spine rattle by, never—and I mean never—after the last twist of a corkscrew tail, that I would never, repeat never, see another porcuswine again.

Bil had gone ahead to scout direction—and was soon back with smiles and immensely cheering news.

“Just beyond these trees—the field and the river are there.”

And indeed they were. The boars rumbled happily when they smelled the water and they moved a little faster in that direction. I set down heavily on the ground.

Done. I selected the first happy volunteers from among my helpers. Promised that they would be relieved well before dark. They were proud of the responsibility, not that there was much to do. The porcuswine could take very good care of themselves. The return trip went a lot faster. Food and drink were waiting for us. My porcine pack could be forgotten, for the moment at least. I washed the dust of the trail from my skin, drink deeply of the cool water. Waved happily to Angelina.

“You seem quite cheerful,” she said.

“I should be. The porcuswine trek is over and they are safely grazing in the field where our spacer will land.”

She frowned slightly. “That’s fine, but—is Pinky safe and well?”

“Very much so. She sends her love.” She ignored my levity.

“Hans . . . he really was badly treated. It’s a wonder he survived.”

“But he’s all right now.”

“Very much so. He wants to see you . . .”

“A mutual feeling.”

“We’ve washed and dressed his wounds and cleaned him, found some soft leather clothes for him. I’m sure he will be eager to talk to you.”

“I’m more eager to listen. Before I meet with the gruesome Greenies again I need to know more about their social makeup. How are they controlled? Who issues orders? What is their one-to-one physical setup?”

We found Hans sitting at ease, leaning against the trunk of a thick tree. Chewing strenuously on some dried fruit, with a gourd of water at his side. When he saw us he started to stand, but Angelina stopped him.

“Don’t undo all our good work. We’ll join you,” she said, sitting down in the soft grass. I sat beside her.

“I must thank you for saving my life. The new estro didn’t care if I lived or died. A big change from Doria. She was smart enough to see that I stayed alive.”

“A woman boss?” Angelina said. “We’ve only seen men.”

“There aren’t many, but sex doesn’t matter among the estroj.”

“Are they the leaders?” I asked.

“I guess you could call them that. That’s because they are smartest. There is a natural rank division among most of
those green bastards, just varying degrees of stupidity. Some don’t even have the brains to survive. The ones that do are the workers, who are kicked into line, forced to work, by the slightly more intelligent. They are bossed by the thugs with clubs—and so on right up to the estroj. They have punishment sticks too, called frapiloj. Thin, strong—some even with metal tips or barbs. Hit or be hitten—a sick society ruled by casual violence.”

“Are the estroj particularly intelligent?”

“Not really. I guess they have what we would call normal intelligence anyplace else. And there aren’t many of them.”

“And this woman, Doria, was one of them?”

Hans nodded and shifted his wad of dried fruit to chew on the other side of his jaw.

“Yes. Basically, she was as brutal as the rest, beat me often. But she saw to it that I always had enough to eat—and was guarded from the workers. When they saw my skin they flew into a rage. They all did—no matter how smart or stupid they were. Doria knew that and saw that I was protected from random violence. I was too vital to their sick economy. Particularly when she found that I could repair those ramshackle looms. All but the absolute dumbest could be trained to operate them. But they had no idea how they worked. If something broke, or a thread snapped, they would just sit and stare at it.”

He leaned back heavily, breathing hard. Darkened by those years of misery.

“Well, you’re away from them now. And you will soon be able to leave this planet—and put this all behind you.”

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