Authors: Len Deighton
‘My ex-husband works for the State Department in Washington.’
Ah, so
that’s
it, thought Douglas, an ex-husband!
‘He’s been helping Rear-Admiral Conolly’s people find their way round town.’
‘What are Conolly’s chances?’
‘He’s…’ she was about to make some flippant remark but she saw that Douglas depended upon her
answer. ‘Not good, Douglas. Congress distrusts military rulers. They’ve seen too many of them in South America. If it was Churchill there in Washington, or even Lord Halifax, or just some name they’d heard before…’ She waited to see how Douglas would take this pessimistic assessment. He nodded. She said, ‘Colonel Mayhew believes that it would be worth almost any kind of risk to get the King out of German custody.’
‘So he told me,’ said Douglas. ‘But you’re the one who warned me about Mayhew and the rest of them.’
‘And I still warn you,’ she reached out and pressed his hand affectionately. ‘When Mayhew says he will risk anything, he means he’d risk any number of guys like you.’
‘You don’t like Mayhew?’
‘He’s too much like my ex-husband,’ she said, and Douglas was pleased with both judgments.
Colonel Mayhew arrived at nine-fifteen. He came into the cramped little living-room, shaking the rain off his Melton overcoat. ‘Good evening, Archer.’ He took his coat off. ‘Now that the curfew has forced Boodles and Whites to close early a man like me has no place to spend his evenings.’
Barbara and Douglas smiled politely. They both knew that Mayhew had never been the sort of man who spent his evenings in gentlemen’s clubs. ‘What happened to your neck?’
‘A kid tried to knife me tonight,’ said Douglas.
‘My God,’ said Mayhew. ‘And came damned close to killing you, by the look of it. Who?’
‘One of your boys I think,’ said Douglas.
‘I have no
boys,’
said Mayhew coldly. ‘Have you got a corkscrew for this?’ He held up the bottle of wine that he’d had in his overcoat pocket.
Barbara had a corkscrew ready in her hand.
‘Ah, the ever-practical American,’ said Mayhew. With all the skill of a wine-waiter, he removed the foil, wiped the top of the cork, and withdrew it without shaking the bottle. ‘I have no boys,’ he said again, holding the bottle to the light to be sure that the sediment was undisturbed. ‘And I don’t have killers either.’
‘He had a pocket full of these,’ said Douglas. He passed him a leaflet.
Mayhew took it by the corner and held it with obvious distaste. ‘What are these stains?’ He gave it back to Douglas.
‘Blood,’ said Douglas, ‘he’s very dead.’
Mayhew had handled the leaflet with the same kind of delicacy that he’d given the bottle of claret, from which he now poured.
‘People want to do something,’ said Barbara. ‘Even if it’s only passing round leaflets, with slogans like this. People want to show how much they hate the Germans.’
‘You see,’ said Mayhew. ‘These Americans! Impetuous, impatient, and so full of energy.’ He handed wine to her, and another glass to Douglas.
‘Good health,’ said Douglas. They drank Mayhew’s wine.
Douglas said, ‘My job is solving crimes. The British public have a right to be protected against murder, robbery and violence. Do I have to tell the victims of such crimes that I don’t like working under the Germans?’ He touched his neck. It was tender and beginning to throb.
‘Hold your horses, my dear chap. No one is criticizing the police, just as no sane person would say the fire-service is disloyal because it extinguishes fires under the German regime.’
‘I wish someone had explained all that to the kid who came at me tonight.’
‘You’re a special case.’ Mayhew put down his glass, raised his hands to warm them at the fire and rubbed them together vigorously. ‘All that “Archer of the Yard” publicity…of course, you’ve not encouraged it.’ He smiled briefly, as a film star smiles for a photographer. ‘But it’s always the prominent people who are singled out for attack. None of the chorus, the dancers or the musicians who do those special Wehrmacht shows at the Palladium, get threatening letters – but Maurice Chevalier does get them, and so do the other top-name stars.’
Barbara held her empty glass for more wine. Mayhew poured it. She said, ‘But all this is academic, Colonel. The most urgent thing is that you do something to prevent any other Resistance man trying to kill Douglas.’
‘What would you have me do, dear lady? Shall I tell the world that Douglas Archer is now a fully paid up member of the Resistance?’
‘Jesus Christ, Colonel,’ said Barbara. ‘You’re going to leave him, like an Aunt Sally, a target for any crank or crackpot who comes along?’
‘I’ll do anything that you, and the Superintendent, wish. But I believe a few moments’ reflection will tell you that it is far more dangerous to be known as a member of the Resistance, than…’ He left the rest unsaid.
‘Colonel Mayhew is right, Barbara. I’ll just have to be careful.’
‘It’s probably going to be the best thing that ever happened to us,’ said Mayhew. ‘From what you tell me, no one could believe that this was a put-up job.’ He drank some wine. ‘From now onwards the Germans will regard you as one of the most reliable men they have.’
‘And if the next attempt on my life
succeeds,’
said
Douglas, ‘the Germans will put up a statue to me. You make it sound very attractive, Colonel.’
Mayhew smiled. It was an engaging smile and in spite of his feelings, Douglas smiled too. ‘That’s better,’ said Mayhew. ‘When the King is freed and makes a statement about the true status of Rear-Admiral Conolly, everything else will begin to fall into place.’
‘Where will the King go?’ asked Barbara.
‘A lot of people will have to be disappointed. The Canadians will expect him to go to Ottawa, I expect. But politically he’ll be more effective in Washington DC. On the other hand, His Majesty might prefer to join his brother in the Bahamas, or even go to Bermuda.’
‘I’ll drink a toast to that day,’ said Barbara.
‘And a scoop for Barbara Barga,’ said Mayhew, careful never to overlook the vested interest of each party in every discussion.
‘Not much chance of that,’ said Barbara. She drank. ‘Is it really a possibility?’
‘We’ve been having talks with a man named Georg von Ruff, a Generalmajor on the staff of Admiral Canaris, the head of the Abwehr – military intelligence – he’s a General mark you, but one of a group of convinced anti-Nazis. He hinted that there is even a plan afoot to assassinate Hitler.’
‘And you believe him?’ said Douglas.
‘Yes, I do,’ said Mayhew. ‘These are men of fine German families, professional soldiers of the old school. They have no time for the Nazi Party and the SS ruffians.’
‘There are bitter feelings between the German occupation army, and the SS,’ agreed Douglas.
‘And we must exploit this division,’ said Mayhew. ‘But I thank Providence that I’m having to find common ground with these Prussians, rather than those SS cutthroats.’
‘But will they really do something?’ said Barbara. ‘Or is it just talk?’
‘There’s an element of self-interest,’ said Mayhew. ‘The army strongly oppose this new idea that Great Britain should soon be ruled by a Reichskommissar rather than by the army C-in-C. They want to stay in control here, and I believe it’s in our interest that the army do remain in control. Anything that strikes at the prestige of Kellerman, and his SS, automatically benefits the army.’
‘Setting the King free would certainly make the SS look foolish,’ said Douglas. ‘Kellerman would probably be sacked.’
‘And you say that that would suit your man Huth – right?’ said Mayhew.
‘It would,’ said Douglas. ‘But to what extent he’d actually assist, remains to be seen.’
Barbara said, ‘If Huth is let into the secret, he could betray you.’
‘That’s where Superintendent Archer has agreed to help,’ said Mayhew. ‘He can leak rumours of the idea to Huth, and tell us the Standartenführer’s reaction.’
‘Yes, I can do that,’ said Douglas.
‘Be careful, Doug,’ said Barbara. He reached for her hand and pressed it in reassurance.
Mayhew got to his feet. ‘Well that’s the next step, Archer. I leave it to you how you go about it.’ He looked at himself in the ornately framed mirror over the fireplace. ‘Don’t overplay your hand, it’s too risky. Just a hint will be enough.’ Mayhew frowned at his reflection and tugged at the ends of his spotted bow-tie to tighten the knot. ‘Simpsons of Piccadilly have a small stock of long combination underwear; wool, pre-war quality. I bought some yesterday. It’s going to be a damned cold winter.’
‘It won’t be cold in the chair I’m using,’ said Douglas.
Mayhew smiled. ‘Well, goodnight. Get in touch when you think you have an answer. I don’t have to tell you what will happen if we get this one wrong.’
‘No, you don’t,’ said Douglas.
‘Well, be a good chap, and stay out of the glossy magazines for a week or so.’ Douglas nodded. He knew that Colonel Mayhew liked to have the last word.
The clouds that had been hugging to the earth the last traces of the summer’s warmth had gone. The air was cold. Douglas had breakfast with the boys and Mrs Sheenan before setting out for Little Wittenham (General Detention Camp) Berkshire.
Douglas managed to get one of the Flying Squad’s cars for his journey along the Thames Valley to Wallingford and the camp. It was a Railton Special and, on the main road, Douglas put his foot down and got over ninety out of it. He was there well before noon.
It was an ideal place for a prison camp. This piece of farmland was locked inside a loop of the river Thames, its circumference completed by the road between the two waterside Wittenham villages. To the west, fast-moving clouds promised more rain, while, brooding on the eastern skyline, the Sinodun Hills, and their prehistoric fortifications, shone bright and hard in the cold sunlight.
It was a miserable spot. Perhaps even a measure of squalor would have improved it. It was a characterless square mile or more of prefabricated War Department timber huts, of the sort that every British soldier knew. But now they were surrounded with high wire fences that separated the prison camp from the area where the artificial limbs were made, and the huts near Day’s Lock where the amputees came to collect them.
The Kommandant’s office was in the high-security detention area – a fine old house in Long Wittenham
village. Douglas was met with courteous punctilio but he was not welcome there, and no one worked hard to conceal it. The Kommandant gave him no more than a nod and passed him over to an escorting officer.
The artillery Captain was a young man. Tall and thin, he had that sort of pigmentless complexion that kept his face pale in any sort of climate. His hair was fair and wispy, so that his eyebrows were almost invisible but his eyes were deepset and darklined and his lips pale and bloodless. And yet his appearance was not that of a man who has lived a dissolute life; rather he had that frail and sensitive aspect fashionable amongst Pre-Raphaelite painters.
‘After you,’ said the Captain, opening the door for Douglas with exaggerated politeness.
The young Captain talked in the same nervous way that ambitious hostesses entertain important visitors. He was from Cologne, and his sophisticated chatter, and accent too, was in contrast to the majority of his Füsilier-Regiment, and indeed of the whole 35. Infanterie Division, raised as it was from the Black Forest region, and based at Karlsruhe. And not only was the captain a social misfit, he was a very experienced professional soldier, who had worked in the War Ministry in Berlin, and served some time on a Divisional Staff. He was one of the few artillery officers with combat experience of the entirely new tracked and self-propelled guns. It was galling indeed to find himself employed as no better than assistant adjutant in a prison camp. And he made sure Douglas knew it.
It was a monotonous place with its white-painted stones lining every path, and the ropes that marked the forecourt of the guardroom and the polished fire extinguishers, all arranged with the obsessional orderliness which armies inflict upon both men and nature.
As they passed into the next compound, Douglas saw the signs that directed visitors to the guard commander’s office, and noticed that this was not a General Detention Camp, but the Generals’ Detention Camp, where the Germans confined British and Allied officers of the rank of Brigadier and upwards.
‘It provides work for them,’ explained the young artillery Captain. ‘They are marched across here each day, to make and repair artificial limbs for the war casualties.’
‘Do officer POWs work too?’
‘The Geneva Convention, you mean?’ He adjusted his grey silk scarf and flipped up the collar of his heavy uniform overcoat. ‘That was a problem at first, but the Legal Department soon came up with the answer. We discharged these Generals from the British Army. Technically speaking, they’re now civilians held under detention.’
‘Then they should be in the custody of the civil police,’ said Douglas.
‘Well there’s the cunning bit of it, you see. They are held pending inquiries into what they did while in the army. This justifies holding them here in this military detention camp.’
‘Very clever,’ said Douglas.
‘And they are deprived of trial by court-martial too,’ explained the Captain. ‘Under international law a POW has the same rights of trial as a soldier of equal rank in the army that captures him. And in the German army that means the right to be tried by men of equal rank. Can you imagine that? To try one of these fellows would have required a tribunal made up of German army Generals.’ He chuckled at the thought of it.
They walked briskly. The wind was plucking at their coats, and lashing the trees into a demented
dance. They reached the barrier and the barbed wire. The sentries saluted and the Captain walked as far as the first shed, and ushered Douglas inside. ‘It’s easy work,’ said the Captain. ‘And they have their food and a bed. They are better off than many civilians.’
‘Is that what
you
think, Captain?’ said Douglas.
The shed was unheated. The elderly prisoners worked at benches, using simple machines – hand presses, drills and hammers – to construct the false limbs. The interior echoed with the noise of their efforts. None of them looked up at the visitors.