But there was nothing funny about him in Sophie's world. He was looking at her now like she had dared crawl across his path in her state of degradation (Fiona again). “Who dragged you in?” he said.
“I did,” Fiona said. “You got a problem with that?”
“Yeah,” Eddie chimed in. “I smell something. Ooh â she pooped her pants!”
“No she didn't, stupid,” Maggie said. “That's mud.”
Eddie and Colton looked at each other and sniffed.
“No,” Colton said. “That's poop.”
Then they collapsed into each other, while Tod continued to stare at Sophie as if he could make her disappear.
She wished she would.
Fiona was about to shove Sophie into the office when Tod said, “Dude, just don't get any of that on me.”
Fiona looked at Sophie with a familiar gleam in her eyes â a gleam Sophie could read.
“One,” Sophie whispered to her.
“Two,” Fiona whispered back.
“Three!” they said together.
And then Fiona whipped the jacket from around Sophie's waist and stepped back â and Sophie shook like a wet dog.
Big drops of mud, slush, and general playground filth flew off Sophie and into the air like dirty confetti. Most of it landed on Tod, speckling him in drooly brown. What didn't get on him found its resting place on Colton and Eddie. Somewhere between “One” and “Two,” Maggie and Kitty had known enough to dive behind a trash can.
Shouts of “Man!”, “Dude!”, and “Sick!” came out of the now mud-caked trio, along with a few words from Eddie that Sophie knew she wouldn't be repeating when she told this story to Mama. While the boys were frantically de-grossing, Fiona, Sophie, Maggie, and Kitty dived into the office and shut the door behind them.
“Score,” Fiona whispered.
Even Maggie agreed.
While the school secretary called Sophie's mom to bring dry clothes, Maggie gave Sophie another once-over.
“I can tell you how to get those stains out,” she said.
“Just don't share that information with that bunch of Fruit Loops,” Fiona said.
Kitty giggled. “Fruit Loops!”
“That's what they are.” Fiona wiggled her eyebrows. “But they're SO obvious. We can handle them.”
When they left the office, Sophie could hear Kitty whining all the way down the hall, “What if I don't WANT to âhandle them'?”
Sophie couldn't wait to describe the whole thing to Mama when she got there. Mama was sure to love this little tale.
But when Mama arrived, Sophie felt the story shrivel up on her lips. Mama's eyes were red and puffy â like she'd been crying. And not the sweet way Mama had of bawling over the lopsided craft projects Sophie and Lacie and Zeke had brought home to her over the years. This looked like serious crying that Mama was trying to hide under makeup she hardly ever wore.
“What's wrong, Mama?” Sophie said.
Mama gave a watery smile as she handed over a whole different outfit, down to Sophie's favorite toe socks with the frogs on them.
“I think I'm just coming down with a cold,” she said.
But Sophie had seen watery-eyed colds on Anne-Stuart. This was a whole other thing.
“Do you need a hug?” Sophie said.
Mama enfolded her in her arms, shuddered a little, and then pulled away and headed straight for the door, waving over her shoulder. But Sophie had seen the tears already splashing onto her cheeks.
Sophie had a blur over her own eyes as she sat on the bathroom floor and fed her toes into the socks.
This doesn't feel good at all. What could possibly be this wrong?
She couldn't shake it off the way she'd gotten rid of the mud. As she wriggled into fresh jeans, she thought about Dr. Peter. She only got to talk to him alone every other week now.
Next week I'm going to ask him what to do
, she thought.
Only â next week was a whole long way away. The chill that shivered her insides could freeze her solid in seven days. In three days. Maybe in one.
Astronaut Stella Stratos pulled the regulation NASA turtleneck sweater over her head and straightened her shoulders. This was serious family business
,
but she couldn't let it distract her from the work at hand. There was a movie to be made about a creation that could save the world. Somehow. She had not yet figured that part out.
Sophie knew that if she kept her mind on Stella, she'd find the way to rescue the planet. AND keep the cold thought of Mama crying away in some dark place, where it couldn't hurt so much.
T
he Fruit Loops spent the rest of the day making disgusting noises with their armpits and sniffing the air around Sophie.
Colton picked the caked-on mud off his shoes and stuck it on Sophie's binder. Eddie dumped an entire handful of it into her backpack, and during lunch all three of them made such a big deal out of telling people to watch out because she had run out of Pampers, Sophie stuffed her peanut butter and jelly sandwich back into her lunch box with only one bite taken out of it.
“Don't let them get to you,” Fiona said. “They're just imbeciles.”
“What's an âimbecile'?” Kitty said.
“Idiot,” Maggie told her. “Them.”
She nodded toward the three boys, two of whom were pulling a chair out from under Eddie and making a splatting noise with their very big mouths when he hit the floor.
“That's you falling out of the swing,” Maggie said to Sophie.
“Duh,” Fiona said.
“I'm just wondering how they knew the swing broke under me.” Sophie blinked at the Corn Flakes. “We were the only ones left on the playground when it happened.”
“I know how.”
Sophie looked down the cafeteria table at Harley Hunter. She was an into-every-sport girl, only as far as Sophie was concerned she wasn't stuck-up like Lacie. She and her friends Gill, Nikki, and Vette â the Wheaties â sat at the Corn Flakes' lunch table most days and never made fun of them.
“How?” Kitty said to Harley.
“Because we heard those boys talking at P.E. yesterday.”
“They had it planned,” Gill said. “They were going to do something to the swing because they knew y'all sit there every morning.”
“Hello!” Fiona said. Her gray eyes were practically popping out. “Why didn't you tell us?”
“They're morons,” Harley said.
“Imbeciles,” Kitty said.
“Whatever. The way they were laughing about it, we thought they were just messing around.”
“We didn't think they had enough brains to know how to set up a swing to break,” Gill said.
Maggie scraped back her chair. “I'm telling.”
“NO!” said all the Wheaties.
Kitty's whine echoed them.
“You're probably right,” Fiona said. “You tell on them, and the next thing you know, all of you are in a mud puddle. Or worse.”
Maggie was looking hard at Sophie, who squirmed in her seat.
“Okay,” Sophie said. “But we can't let them get away with bullying. We made a pact.”
“What's a âpact' again?” Kitty said.
Sometimes it seemed like Kitty must have failed all her vocabulary tests since second grade.
“It was our promise that we made,” Sophie said patiently. “We can't let mean people get away with stuff just because we're afraid of them.”
“But I can't afford to get in trouble,” Harley said. “Or I won't be allowed to play basketball.”
“I still think I should tell,” Maggie said.
Fiona was giving Sophie the best friend's I'll-do-whatever-you-think-we-oughta-do look.
“Don't tell yet,” Sophie said to Maggie. “Like Fiona said before, I bet we can handle those imbeciles ourselves.”
Gill put up a hand. It took Sophie a good five seconds to realize Gill wanted to high-five.
“You're tough,” Gill said to her. “I dig that.”
Actually, sitting in the middle of seven girls who were all way bigger than she was, Sophie had never felt wimpier in her life. But she closed her eyes and imagined Jesus â just the way Dr. Peter had taught her to.
As usual, she didn't imagine Jesus saying anything. Dr. Peter said that would be like making up God. But it felt good to know he was just a thought away.
Help me to do the no-bully thing
,
please
, she asked him.
Please don't let me be the wimp the Fruit Loops think I am.
Something else made her wonder, though, as she suffered through P.E. with the Fruit Loops splashing in every puddle within three feet of her, and through math class where they delivered fake dry cleaning bills to her desk.
Why
, she thought,
are the Fruit Loops all of a sudden trying to get to me? I never did anything to them. I hardly even noticed them that much until yesterday.
I don't even LIKE boys.
As she tried to settle into last-period science class, Sophie went back to the promise she'd made â the Flakes would “handle” the Fruit Loops.
“How we will do that
,
” Astronaut Stella said to her crew
,
“I have not yet determined. But never fear. Science will be victorious.”
Sophie was still enjoying the view from the space capsule when Fiona coughed at her. That was the signal that Sophie was about to miss something important in class. Like an assignment.
Sophie focused on Mrs. Utley, whose many chins were wobbling as she passed out blue sheets of paper to the class with her pretty, plump hands. The Corn Pops called her Mrs. Fatley behind her back, but Sophie thought there was just more of her to be beautiful than most people.
“This will explain what I want in your science project,” Mrs. Utley was saying. As she passed Colton's desk, he gave her a teacher's-pet grin, and then behind her back blew up his cheeks with air at Eddie, who nearly fell out of his desk.
Like he has room to laugh at her
, Sophie thought.
Pig Boy.
“I'd like for you to work in groups,” Mrs. Utley went on.
The Corn Flakes all looked at one another. The Wheaties high-fived one another, and every Corn Pop grabbed onto another Corn Pop's arm like Mrs. Utley was going to dare to try to pry them apart.
Tod just gave the other Fruit Loops a nod like their working together was a done deal.
“Let's cut a frog up!” Eddie said.
“Sick, man,” Colton said back.
“Yeah â that's what I'm sayin'.”
“Dude, I'll puke.”
“Wimp.”
“Loser.”
“MAJOR loser.”
“I have a scathingly brilliant idea!” Fiona said to the Corn Flakes.
“Is âscathingly' a good thing?” Kitty said.
“It is when it tells us what to do for our project.” Fiona grinned at Sophie, wiggling her eyebrows at light speed. “Actually, you told us. You're the one who went to NASA. You're the one whose father is a rocket scientist. It only makes sense â we build a space station.” She gave the eyebrows a final wiggle. “And I know the perfect place to do it.”
“Where?” Maggie said.
“My place. Tree house. I'm the only one in the family that's allowed to go up in it. Except Boppa, of course.”
Sophie loved the image of Fiona's amazing grandfather up in the tree house, bald head gleaming in the sun, hammering away at anything Fiona asked him to.
“Not only will we build a space station â ” Sophie said.
“Let me guess,” Maggie said. “We'll film the whole thing and have costumes and play like we're astronauts.”
“Do you have a problem with that?” Fiona said to her.
Maggie shook her head. Kitty was dimpling all over.
“I'll need your plan by Wednesday,” Mrs. Utley was saying. “And those of you who are in the GATE program, keep in mind that you will need to do more of the work than the other people in your groups.”
For once, that wasn't a problem for Sophie. She had just gotten into the Gifted and Talented Education program â with Fiona â right before Christmas, and so far she'd felt like somebody had made a mistake putting her there. But this? This was her life every day.
Fiona whipped open the purple Treasures Book that she always carried around for the Corn Flakes, and Maggie handed her a fresh pencil with a very sharp point and a no-mistakes-yet eraser. “Start dictating, Soph,” she said.
Sophie sighed happily and let Astronaut Stella Stratos take her rightful place at the podium. The plan to save the planet began.