Authors: Fiona; Field
The object of this patrol was to go and meet the head man of the next village. They had a couple of âterps' tagging along with them so when they got there they could discuss a proposal to de-mine the village square, which the Taliban had booby-trapped thoroughly. None of the multiple had more than a few words of Pashto at best, so it was essential to have local interpreters with proper language skills to help out. If the head man, the malik, agreed to allow them to go ahead with the de-mining, it would bring some semblance of normality back to another little community as they would be able to trade and re-establish their market. Well, that was the theory, Sergeant Adams had told them. Lee and Johnny were sceptical. What was to stop the Taliban rocking back in the future and buggering it up again? They couldn't be there twenty-four-seven to prevent it. But if it made the Brass back at Bastion happy, then who were they to argue?
Except, of course, the meeting had had to be arranged, so there were a number of people who now knew exactly where this patrol was heading for â and it was perfectly likely that not all of them would be happy for the soldiers to arrive. That was another thought that Lee put to the back of his mind.
At the edge of the bare field behind the compounds ran an irrigation ditch, bordered on each side by reeds and some scrappy trees. They headed for that, Johnny sweeping his metal detector in an arc in front of him, while everyone else followed assiduously in his wake. At the water's edge they all jumped in. IEDs didn't function when waterlogged, so the water might be freezing and smelly, but it provided safety for the moment.
They trudged through the water to the next field, which was full of uncut maize. The ditch pretty much dried out at this point, but the maize provided another safe route for the next few hundred yards, or at least Lee reckoned it did, as he looked about him. Surely it would be difficult to bury a device and not noticeably disturb the crop, and a sniper would find it hard to get a bead on the patrol moving through the densely planted stalks? He began to relax a little.
They were halfway across the field when a shot rang out. So much for being safe from snipers. Lee dropped as if he himself had been wounded and his heart rate went mental. No one yelled âman down', indicating an injury, but instantly there were shouts and commands from the more senior, experienced members of the patrol. For a couple of seconds it seemed as if chaos reigned while the patrol tried to identify the direction of the shot.
âBravo one four,' bellowed the radio operator into the mic. âContact, wait out.'
Lee and the rest of the patrol began to leopard crawl through the tough maize stalks, heading, as near as they could tell, towards where the shot had been fired. Despite his fear, Lee's training had taken over, together with the most powerful feeling that he couldn't let his mates down. The stony soil jagged into his knees and the dry leaves of the corn had razor-sharp edges which slashed at his bare hands, but he ignored the discomfort, as he ploughed on. After a couple of minutes, he could tell he was nearing the edge of the field. He slowed down; the last thing he wanted to do was barrel out into the sniper's line of fire. Carefully, he peered through the stems.
Lee jumped out of his skin, as a machine gun rattled off next to him.
âTen o'clock, in the treeline,' yelled one of his colleagues.
Lee swivelled, as another bullet cracked past, this time very close. He didn't see where the bullet went, but he was pretty sure he could identify where it was coming from. The crack-thump of the shot had almost no discernible time between the two parts. The crack was the supersonic shock wave in front of the bullet as it passed by and the thump was the ordinary sound wave of the rifle actually being fired, which followed â like the flash and bang of lightning and thunder. The closer together, the closer the proximity. This crack-thump had been almost simultaneous; the sniper could only be about a hundred yards ahead.
Lee lay as still as he could and peered through the stalks, to try to see a movement. This guy, if he was still in the area, was either stupendously brave or stupendously stupid. How on earth could he possibly hope to survive, when the odds were ten against one? And the odds had just got shorter: Lee could hear the radio operator sending coordinates for some air support. Lee hoped to God the map reference was correct. He did not want to be picked off by some trigger-happy Apache pilot, mistaking him for the sniper. In this thick vegetation, he had no doubt that they would be relying on thermal imaging, and his signal would be just the same as the other bastard's. The glow from his body heat on the screen would look no different â human was human, no matter if you were a terrorist or not.
Trying not to let his growing feeling of apprehension get the better of him, he lay as quietly as he could, waiting to hear the sound of the approaching chopper. And after a few minutes, because he knew what to listen for, he heard it: barely more than a whisper in the distance. And then, from out of nowhere, the earth a hundred yards ahead of him exploded. The bang was monumental, and the ground Lee was lying on shook and trembled. Lee had had no idea that the Hellfire missile had been launched, and neither would the sniper. One moment he would have been lying there, trying to get a squaddie in his sights, and the next â oblivion. Clods of earth, stones, bits of tree clattered down and, if it had been a direct hit on the gunman, Lee didn't care to think what else.
âAll clear,' said the radio operator after a quick exchange with the Apache pilot.
Feeling very shaky, Lee rose to his feet, staggering once again under the weight of his pack.
âWhat you done, Perkins?' asked the sergeant.
âNo idea what you're on about,' said Lee.
âYour leg.'
Lee glanced down. The left leg of his multicam trousers was torn and his knee underneath had a cut, pouring blood. âNo idea, Sarge. Must have cut it on a stone or something, in all the excitement.'
âGet it washed and put a dressing on it.'
The rest of the patrol waited while Lee took off his Bergen, rolled up his trousers and sorted out the worst of his cut. After slathering it in antiseptic cream and putting on a dressing they were ready to set off again.
âYou keep an eye on that, Perkins,' ordered Sergeant Adams. âI don't want to have to send you sick, understand?'
But by the time they got back to base that evening, it was obvious that that was exactly what they were going to have to do. Lee's knee was very painful, to the extent he could hardly walk on it, plus it was red and swollen and pus was oozing from the cut. Their medic took one look at it and declared that he didn't think he had strong enough antibiotics in his kit.
âBesides, boss, there's a chance the infection might spread. If he gets septicaemia it could all go shit-shaped really quickly.'
âYou'll be going back tomorrow on the supply truck,' said Adams. âFucking waste of space you are. Battle casualty replacement means you're supposed to replace the guy that got injured, nor bring us a new injury to cope with. Tosser.'
Seb stared at Major Milward across his desk in his office in stunned silence. Finally, he said, âYou're joking.'
âNope. God's honest truth. The woman actually made a pass at me. I mean, if putting your hand on someone's thigh counts as a pass â and it does in my book.'
Seb just managed to choke back the question, âWhy you?' He'd met Jenna, he knew what a stunner she was, and Alan Milward was
not
babe-magnet material. But then he thought of the note on Perkins' file about Jenna having caused fights in Tommy's Bar. The inference had been very clear: she was free with her favours and not too picky about who with, but Alan Milward�
Seb brought his thoughts back to the main problem. âBut did she agree to cease trading?' he asked.
âNo, but I gave her an ultimatum.'
âIs she likely to abide by it?'
âI don't think she'll be doing hairdressing from her house. Even Jenna Perkins isn't that stupid. She can earn money from hairdressing in the wives' own homes, I can't stop that, but I
can
stop her from trading from her quarter.'
âI suppose that's fair,' said Seb.
âTo be honest, I'd have probably turned a blind eye to it, if it had just been a bit of illicit hairdressing, but she's made unauthorised alterations to her quarter. Straws and camels' backs and all that.'
âAnd then she made a pass at you.'
âIndeed. Don't think I'll be telling Cath about that last bit.'
Not if Alan Milward had any sense, thought Seb. He remembered meeting Cath at Susie and Mike Collins's dinner party and the word âformidable' had been invented for her.
âBut I could mention to Cath,' continued Alan Milward, âthat Jenna mightn't be the best person for the officers' wives to go to, if they want to get their hair done. I'm not going to let Jenna Perkins get away with this.'
âIsn't that a bit draconian?' asked Seb, forgetting he'd effectively told his wife exactly the same.
âShe broke just about every rule in the book. Plus she's done her damnedest to undercut Zoë. I had her complaining to me, only the other day, that there is no way she can compete with Jenna if Jenna isn't paying business rates, or VAT, or anything like that. I'm sorry, Seb, but that woman is a liability and she's going to be real trouble.'
âFair enough,' said Seb.
He couldn't argue with Alan's assessment. Hadn't he come to much the same conclusion himself? However, he wasn't convinced that Alan would be able to put an end to the problem of Mrs Perkins. âAnd what are we going to do about her behaviour towards you?'
âMy word against hers, but next time I'll take a woman with me, as a chaperone. I'm pretty certain I'll be going back there. There's going to be a family breakdown to deal with before too long, if that's the way she goes about getting herself out of trouble. Can't see this marriage going the distance, can you?
Seb sighed. Perkins was a bloody good soldier and deserved better than this. The last thing he needed, while he was on an operational tour, was to be distracted by problems at home.
âThere's a mate of yours, just come in,' said Major Tomlinson, as he entered the ready room where the crew waited on standby. He saw Chrissie's eyes widen in fear and quickly added, âMinor injury. Nothing to get too excited about.'
âWho?' Chrissie had made friends other than Lee and Phil since being out in Bastion, but the nature of the place was very transitory. Soldiers arrived, did their initial training and then went into Helmand; the people based in Bastion came and went, so she wasn't very close to anyone outside of her MERT and as far as she was aware, everyone in that was alive and kicking.
âChap called Perkins,' said the major.
âLee?' Her heart gave a little bounce of pleasure at the thought of seeing him again.
âIf that's his name. Got a message to say he's asking for you.'
âReally?'
âThe Lee Perkins you vommed over on exercise?' asked Phil Johns, joining in the conversation.
âThe one and only,' said Chrissie.
âAnd he still wants to talk to you?' Phil's face was a picture of incredulity.
Chrissie nodded.
âMust be a head injury,' said Phil.
Chrissie threw her paperback at him. âFuck off,' she said amiably. âCan I go and see him, boss?'
Tomlinson nodded. âOf course, except if they call Op Minimise while you're away, I want you straight back here.'
Chrissie nodded back. She knew the form well enough now. Op Minimise might well presage a call-out for themselves, and no one would thank her for delaying their departure when minutes, even
seconds
, counted.
âAnyway,' asked Phil, âwhat's Perkins doing here? 1 Herts are still tucked up in Kent.'
âHe's a BCR for 2 Herts. Want to come with me? Talk man-talk with him: football and crap like that. He'll probably find it more interesting than me banging on about the shortage of soft loo paper, or the lack of Mills & Boons in the camp bookshop.'
Phil laughed at that and arched an eyebrow. âNot sure I'm the best person to talk about footie, but I promise I'll do my best. Besides, I could do with a leg-stretch. You sure?'
Chrissie nodded, why not? Besides, she didn't want Lee thinking there was anything between them other than a casual friendship, even if her own emotions were doing their level best to undermine her resolve.
The pair made their way through the labyrinth of corridors to the non-acute ward. Lee was in a bed near the entrance. He had a drip in his arm, but other than that he looked remarkably fit, for a hospital case.
âHi, Lee,' said Chrissie. His face brightened as she pulled a chair out by his bed and sat down. âThis is my mate, Phil. You two have met before â he's the guy that sorted me out, after I was taken poorly by the guts on that exercise. Remember?'
Phil stuck his hand out. âHi, Lee.'
Lee looked from Chrissie to Phil before he shook it. âHi,' he grunted.
âSo, what's the matter?' asked Chrissie.
âInfected leg.' Lee flipped off the sheet covering his leg, and Phil and Chrissie peered at his wound. The cut had been stitched but it was still a very angry red and the skin around his knee was inflamed. Between the sutures were yellow beads of dry pus.
âNasty,' said Chrissie.
âBetter than it was,' said Lee, pragmatically. âAnd on the bright side, I've had a hot shower, food that isn't compo, a shit in a proper lav and a night in a proper bed.'
âWorth the injury, then,' said Chrissie. She tried to ignore the feelings that were surging through her. I am
not
interested, she told herself firmly. âHow's Jenna?'
âI got a satphone call through to her last week, from the compound. I'm hoping to Skype her while I'm here.'