Sockpuppet: Book One in the Martingale Cycle (4 page)

‘And this constant invasion is making your life hell?’

‘I wouldn’t know about that but now I don’t know how to stop it on the computer. I’m not so technical, me like. The bairns are going mental.’

‘Your children are being driven to desperation?’

‘No, they love it. They do the dance. Those canny wee piggies.’

‘So there you have it, Susan. Just one unsuspecting member of the public who thought they were signing up for a secure service from the government –’

‘They said I could get the bins done weekly, as –’

‘– and who has found himself pursued by the most unlikely of tormenters: TV’s popular foursome of miniature laughing pigs.

‘Susan.’

¶LabelMabel:

Why are these people complaining? I would LOVE my Internet to be only pigs. Hack my data! I want a virus too!

¶lolcatz:

Ermangerd I can haz piggliez?

¶LabelMabel: