Authors: Simon Brett
Charles began to feel nervous as the final scene of the episode drew near. He was taking a terrible risk. If something went wrong, another person could die.
Perhaps he should have gone to the police. But even as the idea came to him, he dismissed it. His story was so fanciful, so ridiculous, that no one would believe him. He remembered from his interview after the night's filming in Clapham how little the police cared for the romantic notions of amateurs.
The recording continued. The penultimate scene was completed and the set had to be redressed before the final one, in which Colonel Strutter's Japanese neighbour was to present him with a samurai sword.
Dob Howarth, whose work for the day was finished, came into the audience, yawning. She smiled at Charles, giving him once again the full beam of her eyes. âOh, I think we'll get it all in the can now.'
âLooks like it.'
âI'm exhausted. Come and sit with me and tell me sweet stories, darling.'
Charles was torn. Barton Rivers sat two rows in front of him and he wanted to keep within range of the old man. Equally, he didn't want to arouse Aurelia's suspicions by not accompanying her up to the back of the audience seats.
It'd be all right. The sword wasn't even on the set yet. And it would only take a second to get down on stage. He moved up to join Aurelia in the back row.
âBe a relief when all this industrial trouble's over, won't it, Dob?'
âWill rather, darling. I must say it doesn't make the whole process any less tiring.'
Her voice was intimate and close. He decided to talk to her about Barton. She must know a bit of what was going on. Maybe, if he told her all of it, she would agree to having the old man put away. It could all be sorted out without further risk.
Charles put his arm along the back rail of the audience seating and asked gently, âHow
is
Barton, Dob?'
She sighed. âNot getting better, I'm afraid.'
Charles looked down on to the set. Mort Verdon walked into the light bearing, like Miss World with her sceptre, the samurai sword.
Six rows down, the long figure of Barton Rivers rose to his feet.
Immediately, Charles did the same and started down the steps.
But Barton didn't go for the sword. Instead, with his fixed gentlemanly grin, he came up towards them.
Charles subsided back into his seat with relief. The danger had passed for the time being.
âBarton's mind works strangely, doesn't it, Dob?' he murmured.
She sighed. âI'm afraid so, darling.'
There was a sudden commotion on the set. Charles tensed, but Barton Rivers was still moving away from the sword.
Everyone seemed to be flooding into the studio looking bewildered. At last Bob Tomlinson emerged from the melee. He turned to the audience seats and shouted in his coster's voice, âThat's it, folks. A.C.T.T. has called a strike. We're all out. It's over.'
Then everything happened fast. Charles saw Mort Verdon put the samurai sword down on the sofa. Barton Rivers, who was now almost at the top of the audience steps, turned back towards the set.
But as Charles rose, the old man's arm suddenly swung round and caught him in the chest, toppling him backwards.
As the rail behind him gave way and Charles felt himself falling, falling backwards, his last thought was he wished he'd read
Death Takes A Back Seat
.
HE LANDED WITH a terrible jolt that rearranged every cell in his body. He was winded and may have passed out for a few moments. Time seemed to have elapsed when he became aware of his surroundings.
Two men in lumberjack checked shirts lay on the studio floor with him. Both looked dazed and were rubbing various of their extremities. Around the three prone figures a little semi-circle of technicians had gathered.
One of the men on the floor found his tongue. âBloody strike-breaker,' he grumbled. âWhere the hell did you come from?'
Charles pointed weakly up to the top of the bank of seats, where the back rail hung loose and the outline of his tipped-up seat showed.
âYou're bloody lucky we're not seriously injured,' continued the man in the lumberjack checked shirt. âBloody lucky.'
âHe didn't fall on purpose,' a voice said defensively.
âComes to the same thing whether he did or didn't. Falling down on top of union members â that's the sort of thing that could cause a strike.'
âBut we're already on strike.'
âOh yes. Bloody lucky for him we are.'
The other lumberjack checked shirt groaned.
“Ere, you all right?' asked his mate.
The only reply he got was another groan.
The speaking shirt turned accusingly to Charles. “Ere, you really hurt him. I reckon falling actors comes under industrial accident. We'll take the company for a lot of insurance on this.'
That thought seemed to make his own injuries worse, and he too groaned.
âYou've chosen a bad time for that,' observed one of the watching cameramen. âNow we're on strike, the company's not liable. In fact, with the security men on total strike, even the building isn't insured.'
âBloody hell.' Both the lumberjack checked shirts stopped groaning, stood up, and walked off, grumbling.
Charles lay still. He didn't know if it was shock or genuine injury, but he felt numb, unable to move. There was no pain, just a lassitude, an unwillingness to come back to the real world.
He vaguely heard voices asking if he was all right and vaguely felt hands lifting him. With infinite caution, he put weight on first one foot, then the other.
âAre you sure you're all right?' He focused on the anxious face of a young cameraman. There should be a nurse on duty in the building. I don't know if she'll have gone on strike yet. I could ring. I think the phones are still working.'
Slowly, Charles's faculties were coming back to him. He tried his voice and it seemed to work. âNo, no, I think I'm all right. Just shock, really. And I feel as if I'm a bit bruised. Let me go. I'll see if I can walk.'
He could. Just. It hurt. The feeling had come back to his body as well as his mind.
âThank you. Thank you very much. I'll be okay.'
âAre you sure?'
âYes. Thanks.'
He moved very slowly out of the studio. Each footstep, however gently he tried to place it, jarred his back, and he felt himself sweating with the pain.
But he had no doubt about what he had to do. Or where he had to go. With pain, but determination, he moved slowly towards Dressing Room Number One, which had been allocated by
The Strutters
new PA to Aurelia Howarth.
He knocked, and her husky, cultivated voice gave him permission to enter.
She was sitting at the mirror adjusting her make-up. Her usual diaphanous gowns and the ones she wore for the show were so similar that he couldn't tell whether she had changed or not.
Barton Rivers was not there.
Charles's appearance shocked her. âYou survived,' she gasped.
He nodded, which he found a rather painful action.
Aurelia seemed to be in the grip of a strong emotion and it was a moment before she managed to murmur, âThank God.'
âYes, I survived. Unlike Sadie and Scott and Robin.'
Tears glinted in huge unfocused eyes. âI'm so sorry. I kept thinking he'd stop.'
âDeath Takes A Back Seat,'
said Charles. âI never got to read that one.'
She looked at him with surprise, but also a touch of relief, relief perhaps that now her terrible secret was shared. âSo you worked it out from the books?'
âYes. But I was stupid today. I kept thinking it'd be the samurai sword.'
She gave a strained smile. âOf course.
Death Takes A Short Cut.
I'm afraid I'd given up trying to work out what would happen next. I just kept praying it would all stop, but it went on, and on.'
âHe'll have to be put away,' Charles said gently.
Aurelia inclined her head. âI suppose so. That's what I feared. That's why â once I knew â all I could do was beg him to stop. I couldn't actually betray him. Not my husband.'
âNo.' Charles felt the stirring of a deep emotion, sympathy for her pain. âBut why? I see that he was following the murders in the books, but he must have had some reason, some logic, however bizarre.'
Aurelia Howarth shrugged. âBarton just said it had to be done. He said that von Strutter was the mastermind behind every evil and the series of
The Strutters
was part of a plot to take over the country.'
âBut in the books it's von Strutter who commits the crimes, not Maltravers Ratcliffe.'
There was a little humourless laugh. âIt'd be funny if it weren't so tragic. Barton said that the only way to counter the Teutonic devil's schemes was to use his own methods.'
âI see.' Yes, in the mind of a madman, that was a kind of logic. âHow long has he been like this?'
Strangely, as he said it, the line seemed to echo Claudius' response to the demented Ophelia, âHow long hath she been thus?'
Aurelia sighed. âIt was the war. The war left many scars, and the worst of them were invisible. For Barton, it destroyed everything. First, there was the film of
Death Takes A Short Cut
. That had been set up with great difficulty, with a great deal of money, but it promised so well. It would have been the two of us working together, as equals, working on scripts from his book. Barton hoped it would be the first of a series of films and would make his career. But it was cancelled as soon as war was declared. So the war, the Germans, to Barton's mind von Strutter, ruined that chance.
âAnd he wasn't even allowed to revenge the affront personally. He was turned down for active service because he was too old. I went off to entertain the troops all over the place, and once again Barton was left behind.
âBut that was not the worst . . .' Aurelia's voice broke, but she regained control quickly. âOur son was of an age to fight for his country. In January 1944, we heard that he had been killed on active service.'
âYour son's name was Hilary?'
She nodded, unable for a moment to speak. Charles waited until she could continue.
âFrom that time on, Barton was changed. He stopped writing, said that he would never write again. And he started to get ideas, strange, grotesque ideas. He started to dress and talk like this character and to plan revenge on von Strutter. At first he was convinced that Hitler was von Strutter in disguise, and that he would win the war and we would be overrun by the Germans.'
âHis mind went?'
She nodded again, very slowly. âBut I always thought he was harmless. And then . . . this started. At first I couldn't believe it was true, then I just hoped it would stop. Now I still wish it could be kept secret. But you've worked it all out . . .' Her hands dropped helplessly on to her lap.
So there it was. Bizarre, yes, ridiculous, yes, but true. Charles' grotesque theory had been proved correct. He felt a slight dissatisfaction. He'd never liked the idea of psychopathic murders; always felt more comfortable with a logic of motivation he could understand. Still, Barton Rivers was his culprit, and Barton Rivers had to be found. One crime, the murder from
Death Takes A Short Cut
, had not yet been recreated.
âWhere is Barton now, Dob?'
âIn the building. Not far away.' She spoke distractedly.
âHe must be found.'
âYes.' A listless monosyllable. Then, in a different tone, âI still think it's remarkable how you worked it out. I suppose you saw the books in Peter's office.'
âIn Peter's office?'
âYes. You know I lent them to him. Barton gave me a set years ago, and forgot about them when he threw out all his copies.'
âThose were the books you thought might make a series?'
âYes.'
Charles felt a great surge of excitement. Something had happened. He hadn't worked it out in detail yet, but his mind was suddenly racing away in a new direction.
He looked piercingly at Aurelia. âI don't believe you.'
âWhat on earth do you mean?'
He thought out loud, piecing it together as he went along. âThose books would never make a television series.'
âThat's a matter of opinion,' she said frostily.
âNo, it's not, it's a matter of fact. They would have made a pretty peculiar set of films in the 1940s, but a television series in 1979 â never.'
âPerhaps not. I just thought, hoped that â'
âNo, you didn't. The idea is a bummer and you know it.'
âI don't understand.'
âYes, you do. If there's one quality which has distinguished every moment of your career, it's your judgement. You have always done the right thing, chosen the right show, the right part. You know what works and what doesn't.'
âPerhaps I did once, but as we get older, our judgement gets less reliable.'
âYour judgement is as good as it has ever been. And yet I heard you say to Peter Lipscombe on two occasions that you thought those books would make a good television series. I didn't know what the books in question were at that stage or I'd have smelt a rat earlier.'
âI don't know what you mean.'
âNor do I completely, but I'm getting there.' Charles paused and built his thoughts up slowly. âYou knew, of course you knew, that those books had no potential at all for television and yet you still very deliberately brought them to Peter Lipscombe's attention. Why? I think you wanted them read, you wanted someone to see the parallels with the crimes that surrounded the
Strutters
series. Yes, in spite of what you say about wanting to keep your husband's crimes quiet, I think you were deliberately trying to draw attention to the books' parallels with what he was doing. And, if you'd given them to anyone other than a television producer, the connection might have been made a lot earlier.'