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Authors: Julia Kent

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“She would use Spritzy.”

“That’s supposed to be better?”

“Spritzy is a dog. Not a cat. A cat as a flower girl is crazy. A dog is just silly.”

“You have a spectrum stored in your mind that is calibrated in ways I cannot fathom.”

She ignores that and says, “Montelcini Flowers is
not
doing our wedding.”

“Agreed.”

“This is really happening, Andrew? You’re sure?”

“You keep asking me that. I’m going to stop answering. I’ll have Gina make a big sign that says
Yes, I’m sure
and I’ll just hold it up whenever you ask.” I wish she were here so I could look her in the eye. “I wouldn’t have asked you if I weren’t sure.”

“No, you wouldn’t have. I know that. And I’m not uncertain. I think I’m just reeling.”

“Me, too.”

She laughs. “Can we have the wedding at Consuela’s?”

I grin. “Perfect. When you come home, we’ll pick a date.”

“I can’t believe you lost a three-carat ring while trying to court me.”

“I can’t believe you made me court you.”

“It worked, didn’t it? We’re engaged.”

My office door flies open and there’s Amanda, on her cell, dragging a carry-on bag.

“Surprise!” she says in stereo, in person and on the phone.

“What’s this?”

She hangs up. “Client meeting ended fast.”

“For good or bad reasons?” I give her a peck on the cheek. She pulls me in for a long, slow, wet welcome kiss that makes me wonder how quickly Gina can clear my next meeting.

Or ten.

“I’m a fixer, right? We closed already.”

“C’mere, fiancée.”

“You c’mere, fiancé.”

The kiss. The taste of her after spending a week apart. It’s like taking that first breath when you break the surface after swimming underwater until your lungs are about to burst.

Like a male drone’s penis during sex.

Great. It’s official.

Amanda’s bad analogies are contagious.

“Why are you laughing while kissing me?”

“Because I love you.”

“And that makes you laugh?”

“Yes.”

“What are you laughing about?”

“Exploding penises.”

“Was my mom just here?”

I laugh harder. I kiss harder.

Everything gets harder.

But life just got easier.

And so did love.

 

 

A note from Julia
: I promised readers a long time ago that you would get three Shopping Series books in 2016, and I’m keeping my promise!

The next book in the series,
Shopping for an Heir
, is a bit of a departure, but no less fun! This time, we get the story of Declan’s chauffeur/sculptor, Gerald:

 

Gerald Wright
works
for billionaires. He never imagined he’d
become
one.

The former Navy Seal is a chauffeur by day, artist by night, so when hotter-than-ever ex-fiancée Suzanne Dayton interrupts his nude model sculpting class to serve him with inheritance paperwork from a man he’s never heard of, he assumes it’s a joke.

Turns out the joke’s on him. There’s just one catch. A big one.

And it might be Suzanne—in more ways than he ever dreamed.

 

Pre-order
Shopping for an Heir
, book 10 in the Shopping series, now! 

 

Shopping for an Heir
 

* * *

Shopping for an Heir
is coming September 20, 2016. Join my
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to stay tuned for release dates. 

 

If you haven’t read Declan and Shannon’s story in the
Shopping for a Billionaire Boxed Set,
go read it right now! This series began in May 2014 as a serial, and the boxed set has 670+ pages of their hilarious, hot, and crazy story. 

 

Shopping for a Billionaire Boxed Set
 

Other Books by Julia Kent

Suggested Reading Order

Shopping for a Billionaire: The Collection (Parts 1-5 in one bundle, 670 pages!)

  • Shopping for a Billionaire 1
  • Shopping for a Billionaire 2
  • Shopping for a Billionaire 3
  • Shopping for a Billionaire 4
  • Christmas Shopping for a Billionaire

Shopping for a Billionaire’s Fiancée

Shopping for a CEO

Shopping for a Billionaire’s Wife

Shopping for a CEO’s Fiancée

Shopping for an Heir

 

Her Billionaires

It’s Complicated

Completely Complicated

It’s Always Complicated

 

Random Acts of Crazy

Random Acts of Trust

Random Acts of Fantasy

Random Acts of Hope

Randomly Ever After: Sam and Amy

Random Acts of Love

Random on Tour: Los Angeles

Merry Random Christmas

 

Maliciously Obedient

Suspiciously Obedient

Deliciously Obedient

About the Author

Text JKentBooks to 77948 and get a text message on release dates!

New York Times
and
USA Today
bestselling author Julia Kent turned to writing contemporary romance after deciding that life is too short not to have fun. She writes romantic comedy with an edge, and new adult books that push contemporary boundaries. From billionaires to BBWs to rock stars, Julia finds a sensual, goofy joy in every book she writes, but unlike Trevor from
Random Acts of Crazy
, she has never kissed a chicken.

She loves to hear from her readers by email at [email protected], on Twitter @jkentauthor, and on Facebook at
facebook.com/jkentauthor
 

Visit her website at http://
jkentauthor.com
 

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