Read Shopaholic Takes Manhattan Online
Authors: Sophie Kinsella
Tags: #Fiction, #Contemporary Women, #General, #Humorous, #Romance, #Contemporary
“Hidden any clothes today?” she says, with a slight twinkle, and I feel myself flush. I’m
never
going to live this down, am I?
It was during that first phone call that Christina also asked me if I had any retail experience. And like a complete moron, I told her all about the time I went to work in Ally Smith—and got the sack when I hid a pair of zebra-print jeans from a customer because I really wanted them myself. I came to the end of the story, and there was silence on the phone, and I thought I’d completely scuppered my chances. But then came this bellow of laughter, so loud I almost dropped the phone in fright. She told me last week that was the moment she decided to hire me.
She’s also told the story to all our regular clients, which is a bit embarrassing.
“So.” Christina gives me a long, appraising look. “Are you ready for your ten o’clock?”
“Yes.” I flush slightly under her gaze. “Yes, I think so.”
“D’you want to brush your hair?”
“Oh.” My hand flies to my neck. “Is it untidy?”
“Not really.” There’s a slight sparkle to her eye, which I don’t understand. “But you want to look your best for your customer, don’t you?”
She goes out of the room, and I quickly pull out a comb. God, I keep forgetting how tidy you have to be in Manhattan. Like, I have my nails done twice a week at a nail bar round the corner from where I live—but sometimes I think I should increase it to every other day. I mean, it’s only nine dollars.
Which in real money, is . . . Well. It’s nine dollars.
I’m kind of getting used to thinking in dollars. I’m kind of getting used to a lot of things. Jodie was a real star when I called her, and helped me find a studio apartment. It’s tiny and pretty grotty and in a place called Hell’s Kitchen (which I haven’t told Mum. To her it’s “Clinton,” which she thinks sounds very nice and respectable.). For the first few nights I couldn’t sleep for the traffic noise. But the point is, I’m here. I’m here in New York, standing on my own two feet, doing something I can honestly say I adore.
Michael’s job in Washington sounded wonderful. In many ways it would have been much more sensible to take it—and I know Mum and Dad wanted me to. But what Michael said at that lunch—about not falling into anything else, about going after what I truly wanted—made me think. About my career, about my life, about what I really wanted to do for a living.
And to give my mum her due, as soon as I explained what this job at Barneys would involve, she stared at me, and said, “But, love, why on earth didn’t you think of this before?”
“Hi, Becky?” I give a small start, and look up to see Erin at my door. I’ve got to be quite good friends with Erin, ever since she invited me home to look at her collection of lipsticks and we ended up watching James Bond videos all night. “I have your ten o’clock here.”
“Who
is
my ten o’clock?” I say, frowning puzzledly as I reach for a Richard Tyler sheath. “I couldn’t see anything in the book.”
“Well . . . uh . . .” Her face is all shiny and excited, for some reason. “Uh . . . here he is.”
“Thank you very much,” comes a deep male voice.
A deep male British voice.
Oh my God.
I freeze like a rabbit, still holding the Richard Tyler dress, as Luke walks into the room.
“Hello,” he says with a small smile. “Miss Bloomwood. I’ve heard you’re the best shopper in town.”
I open my mouth and close it again. Thoughts are whizzing round my mind like fireworks. I’m trying to feel surprised, trying to feel as shocked as I know I should. Two months of absolutely nothing—and now here he is. I should be completely thrown.
But somehow—I don’t feel thrown at all.
Subconsciously, I realize, I’ve been expecting him.
“What are you doing here?” I say, trying to sound as composed as I can.
“As I said, I’ve heard you’re the best shopper in town.” He gives me a quizzical look. “I thought perhaps you could help me buy a suit. This one is looking rather tired.”
He gestures to his immaculate Jermyn Street suit, which I happen to know he’s only had for three months, and I hide a smile.
“You want a suit.”
“I want a suit.”
“Right.”
Playing for time, I put the dress back on a hanger, turn away, and place it carefully on the rail. Luke’s here.
He’s here. I want to laugh, or dance, or cry, or something. But instead I reach for my notepad and, without rushing, turn round.
“What I normally do before anything else is ask my clients to tell me a little about themselves.” My voice is a little jumpy and I take a deep breath. “Perhaps you could . . . do the same?”
“Right. That sounds like a good idea.” Luke thinks for a moment. “I’m a British businessman. I’m based in London.” He meets my eyes. “But I’ve recently opened an office in New York. So I’m going to be spending quite a bit of time over here.”
“Really?” I feel a jolt of surprise, which I try to conceal. “You’ve opened in New York? That’s . . . that’s very interesting. Because I had the impression that certain British businessmen were finding it tough to do deals with New York investors. Just . . . something I heard.”
“They were.” Luke nods. “They were finding it tough. But then they downscaled their plans. They decided to open on a much smaller scale.”
“A smaller scale?” I stare at him. “And they didn’t mind that?”
“Perhaps,” says Luke after a pause, “they realized that they’d been overambitious the first time round. Perhaps they realized that they’d become obsessed to the point where they’d let everything else suffer. Perhaps they realized they needed to swallow their pride and put away their grand plans—and slow down a little.”
“That . . . that makes a lot of sense,” I say.
“So they put together a new proposal, found a backer who agreed with them, and this time nothing stood in the way. They’re already up and running.”
His face is gleaming with a suppressed delight, and I find myself beaming back.
“That’s great!” I say. “I mean . . .” I clear my throat. “Right. I see.” I scribble some nonsense in my notepad. “So—how much time are you going to be spending in New York, exactly?” I add in a businesslike manner. “For my notes, you understand.”
“Absolutely,” says Luke, matching my tone. “Well, I’ll be wanting to keep a significant presence in Britain. So I’ll be here for two weeks a month. At least, that’s the idea at the moment. It may be more, it may be less.” There’s a long pause and his dark eyes meet mine. “It all depends.”
“On . . . on what?” I say, scarcely able to breathe.
“On . . . various things.”
There’s a still silence between us.
“You seem very settled, Becky,” says Luke quietly. “Very . . . together.”
“I’m enjoying it, yes.”
“You look as though you’re flourishing.” He looks around with a little smile. “This environment suits you. Which I suppose comes as no great surprise . . .”
“Do you think I took this job just because I like shopping?” I say, raising my eyebrows. “Do you think this is just about . . . shoes and nice clothes? Because if that’s really what you think, then I’m afraid you’re sadly misguided.”
“That’s not what I—”
“It’s far more than that.
Far
more.” I spread my arms in an emphatic gesture. “It’s about helping people. It’s about being creative. It’s about—”
A knock at the door interrupts me, and Erin pops her head in.
“Sorry to bother you, Becky. Just to let you know, I’ve put aside those Donna Karan mules you wanted. In the taupe
and
the black, right?”
“Erm . . . yes,” I say hurriedly. “Yes, that’s fine.”
“Oh, and Accounts called, to say that takes you up to your discount limit for this month.”
“Right,” I say, avoiding Luke’s amused gaze. “Right. Thanks. I’ll . . . I’ll deal with that later.” And I wait for Erin to leave, but she’s gazing with frank curiosity at Luke.
“So, how are you doing?” she says to him brightly. “Have you had a chance to look around the store?”
“I don’t need to look,” says Luke in a deadpan voice. “I know what I want.”
My stomach gives a little flip, and I stare straight down at my notebook, pretending to make more notes. Scribbling any old rubbish.
“Oh right!” says Erin. “And what’s that?”
There’s a long silence, and eventually I can’t bear it anymore, I have to look up. As I see Luke’s expression, my heart starts to thud.
“I’ve been reading your literature,” he says, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a leaflet entitled
The Personal Shopping Service: For busy people who need some help and can’t afford to make mistakes
.
He pauses, and my hand tightens around my pen.
“I’ve made mistakes,” he says, frowning slightly. “I want to right those mistakes and not make them again. I want to listen to someone who knows me.”
“Why come to Barneys?” I say in a trembling voice.
“There’s only one person whose advice I trust.” His gaze meets mine and I feel a small tremor. “If she doesn’t want to give it, I don’t know what I’m going to do.”
“We have Frank Walsh over in menswear,” says Erin helpfully. “I’m sure he’d—”
“Shut up, Erin,” I say, without moving my head.
“What do you think, Becky?” he says, moving toward me. “Would you be interested?”
For a few moments I don’t answer. I’m trying to gather all the thoughts I’ve had over the last couple of months. To organize my words into exactly what I want to say.
“I think . . .” I say at last, “I think the relationship between a shopper and a client is a very close one.”
“That’s what I was hoping,” says Luke.
“There has to be respect.” I swallow. “There can’t be canceled appointments. There can’t be sudden business meetings that take priority.”
“I understand,” says Luke. “If you were to take me on, I can assure you that you would always come first.”
“The client has to realize that sometimes the shopper knows best. And . . . and never just dismiss her opinion. Even when he thinks it’s just gossip, or . . . or mindless tittle-tattle.”
I catch a glimpse of Erin’s confused face, and suddenly want to giggle.
“The client has already realized that,” says Luke. “The client is humbly prepared to listen and be put right. On most matters.”
“
All
matters,” I retort at once.
“Don’t push your luck,” says Luke, his eyes flashing with amusement, and I feel an unwilling grin spread across my face. I catch Erin’s eye and with a sudden blush of comprehension, she hurries out, leaving us alone.
As the door closes, Luke and I stare at each other. My throat is suddenly tight with emotion.
“Well, Mr. Brandon . . .” I say at last. I clear my throat and doodle consideringly on my notepad. “I suppose ‘most’ would be acceptable. In the circumstances.”
“So.” His eyes are warm and tender. “Is that a yes, Becky? Will you be my . . . personal shopper?”
He takes a step forward, and I’m almost touching him. I can smell his familiar scent. Oh God, I’ve missed him.
“Yes,” I say happily. “Yes, I will.”
FROM: Gildenstein, Lalla [L. [email protected]]
TO: Bloomwood, Becky [[email protected]]
DATE: Wednesday, January 28, 2001, 8:22 a.m.
SUBJECT: HELP! URGENT!Becky:
Help! Help! I lost your list. I have a big formal dinner tonight with some new Japanese clients. My Armani is at the cleaners. What should I wear? Please e-mail back soonest.
Thanks, you are an angel.
Lalla.
P.S.: I heard your news–congratulations!
Ms. Rebecca Bloomwood
Apt. 4D
418 W. 46th Street
New YorkJanuary 30, 2001
Dear Ms. Bloomwood:
New Account No.: 4567 2346 7689
Welcome to Second Union Bank! We are sure you will be happy with the wide range of banking services we can provide.
We at Second Union Bank pride ourselves on our highly individual approach to clients. May I invite you now to contact me personally at any time if there is anything I can help you with. No matter is too small for my attention.
Thank you for choosing Second Union Bank, and I am sure this is the beginning of a long and fruitful relationship.
With kind regards.
Yours sincerely,
Walt Pitman
Head of Customer Services
HUGEST THANKS to Susan Kamil and Zoë Rice for their help and encouragement, to Nita Taublib and everyone at The Dial Press, who made me so incredibly welcome in New York, and again to Zoë for a wonderful afternoon of research (shopping and eating chocolate). Special thanks as always to Araminta Whitley, Celia Hayley, Mark Lucas, Kim Witherspoon and David Forrer, and all at Transworld. Also to David Stefanou for the gimlets and Sharyn Soleimani at Barneys who was so kind, and to all the people who have given me ideas, advice, and inspiration along the way, in particular Athena Malpas, Lola Bubbosh, Mark Malley, Ana-Maria Mosley, and all my family. And of course, Henry, who has the best ideas.