Sharpe 3-Book Collection 7: Sharpe's Revenge, Sharpe's Waterloo, Sharpe's Devil (83 page)

‘Yes, sir.’ Rebecque, still unnaturally subdued, did his best to match his monarch’s high spirits.

‘They took two Eagles! Two Eagles!’ The Prince clapped his hands. ‘Two! They’ve brought one to show the Duke. Have you ever seen one close up, Rebecque? They’re not gold at all, just tricked out to look like gold. They’re just a shabby French trick, nothing else!’ The Prince noticed Sharpe’s presence for the first time and generously included the Englishman in his excitement. ‘You should go and take a look, Sharpe. It’s not every day you see an Eagle!’

‘Sergeant Harper and I once captured an Eagle,’ Sharpe’s voice was filled with an unmistakable loathing. ‘It was five years ago when you were still at school.’

The Prince’s happy face changed as though someone had just struck him. Rebecque, startled by Sharpe’s egregious rudeness, tried to drive his horse between the Rifleman and the Prince, but the Prince would have none of his Chief of Staff’s tact. ‘What the hell are you doing here?’ he asked Sharpe instead. ‘I told you to stay in Hougoumont.’

‘They don’t need me there.’

‘Sir!’ The Prince shouted the word, demanding that Sharpe use the honorific. The other staff officers, Doggett among them, backed away from the royal anger.

‘They don’t need me there,’ Sharpe said stubbornly, then he could no longer resist his dislike and derision of the Prince. ‘The men at Hougoumont are proper soldiers. They don’t need me to teach them how to unbutton their breeches before they piss.’

‘Sharpe!’ Rebecque yelped helplessly.

‘So what happened to them?’ Sharpe pointed at the Red Germans but looked at the Prince.

‘Rebecque! Arrest him!’ the Prince screamed at his Chief of Staff. ‘Arrest him! And his man. What the hell are you doing here anyway?’ The question was screamed at Harper, who gazed placidly back at the Prince without bothering to offer any answer.

‘Sir - ’ Rebecque knew he had neither the authority nor the cause to make any arrests, but the Prince did not want to listen to any reasoned explanations.

‘Arrest him!’

Sharpe raised two fingers into the Prince’s face, added the appropriate words, and turned his horse away.

The Prince screamed at the Riflemen to come back, but suddenly the French cannons, which had paused while the British cavalry were being slaughtered in the valley, opened fire again, and it seemed to Sharpe as though every gun on the French ridge fired at the same instant, making a clap of doom fit to mark the world’s ending and even sufficient to divert a prince’s outrage.

The shells and roundshot raged at the British ridge. Explosions and fountains of earth shook the whole line. The noise was suddenly deafening; a melding of cannon-fire into one long thunderous roll that hammered at the sky. The Prince’s staff instinctively ducked. A gunner officer, not ten paces from where Sharpe was cantering away from the Prince, disappeared in an explosion of blood as a twelve-pound ball struck him clean in the belly. One of his guns, struck full on the muzzle, bucked backwards into the deep wheel ruts made by its own recoil. The French were serving their guns with a frenetic and desperate speed.

Which could only mean one thing.

Another assault was coming.

It was two minutes past three, and the Prussians had not come.

 

Belgian soldiers, fugitives from the battle, streamed into Brussels. This was not their war; they had no allegiance to a Dutch Stadtholder made King of the French-speaking province of Belgium, nor did they have any love for the British infantry that had jeered their departure.

Once in the city they were besieged for news. The battle was lost, the Belgians said. Everywhere the French were victorious. The streams in the forest of Soignes were running with English blood.

Lucille, walking through the streets in search of news, heard the tales of dead men strewn across a forest floor. She listened to accounts of vengeful French cavalry hunting down the last survivors, but she could still hear the gun-fire and she reasoned that the cannons would not be firing if the battle had already been won.

She called on her acquaintance, the Dowager Countess of Mauberges, who lived in the fragile gentility of a small house behind the rue Montagne du Parc. The ladies drank coffee. The Countess’s house backed onto the kitchen yard of Brussels’ most fashionable hotel. ‘The hotel kitchens are already cooking tonight’s dinner,’ the Countess confided in Lucille.

‘Life must go on,’ Lucille said piously. She supposed that the Countess was obliquely apologizing for the smell of cooking grease that permeated the dusty parlour. Above Lucille’s head the crystal drops of a candelabra shivered to the guns’ sound.

‘No! You mistake me! They’re cooking the celebratory dinner, my dear!’ The Countess was elated. ‘They say the Emperor is very fond of roast chicken, so that is what they are cooking! Myself, I prefer duck, but I shall eat chicken tonight most gladly. It’s being served with bread sauce, I believe, or so the servants tell me. They gossip with the hotel staff, you see.’ She sounded rather ashamed of betraying that she listened to servants’ gossip, but nevertheless the cooking was an augury of French victory so the Dowager Countess could not keep the good news to herself.

‘They’re cooking for the Emperor?’ Lucille sounded dubious.

‘Of course! He’ll want a victory dinner, will he not? It will be just like old times! All the captured Generals being forced to eat with him, and that nasty little Prince slobbering over his food! I shall enjoy that sight, indeed I shall. You’ll come, will you not?’

‘I doubt I shall be invited.’

‘There will be no time to send invitations! But of course you must come, all the nobility will be there. You shall have dinner with the Emperor tonight and you shall watch his victory parade tomorrow.’ The Countess sighed. ‘It will all be so enjoyable!’

Upstairs in the hotel the windows shivered under the impact of the gun-fire. Jane Sharpe lay in bed, the curtains closed and her eyes shut. She felt sick.

She listened to the guns, praying that one small part of their appalling violence would free her by killing Sharpe. She prayed passionately, nagging God, beseeching him, weeping at him. She did not ask for much. She only wanted to be married, and titled, and mother of Lord John’s heir. She thought life was so very unfair. She had taken every precaution, yet still she was pregnant, so now, as the guns echoed, she prayed for a death. She must marry Lord John, or else he might marry elsewhere and she would be left a whore, and her child a whoreson. That child felt sour in her belly. She turned on her side in the darkened room, cursed the kitchen smells that made her want to vomit, and wept.

The guns fired on, and Brussels waited.

 

Peter d’Alembord was resigned to death. The day’s only miracle so far was that his death had not yet come.

It seemed certain to come now for a sudden torrent of metal was being poured at the ridge. The French guns were in fury, and the soil about d‘Alembord was being churned to ragged turmoil by roundshot and shell. His horse had been killed in the bombardment that had opened the battle, so now d’Alembord was forced to stand quite still while the air hummed and quivered and shook with the passage of the missiles, and as the ground thumped and trembled and spewed up great gobs of mud and stone.

He stood in front of the battalion, which in turn was a few hundred paces to the right of the elm tree. Not that the tree could be seen any more, for gun smoke had settled over the British ridge to hide anything more than a hundred yards away. D’Alembord had earlier watched the attacks on Hougoumont, then seen the Hanoverians march to their deaths, but the great cavalry charge had been hidden from him by the smoke of the cannons firing from the British centre. He wished he could see more of the battle, for at least that would be a diversion while he waited for death. He had accepted that he would die, and he was determined that he would do it with as much grace as he could muster.

Which was why he had gone to the front of the battalion to stand in the place of greatest danger at the crest of the ridge. He could have stayed with the colour party where Colonel Ford fretted and continually polished his eyeglasses with his officer’s sash, or he could have taken his proper post at the rear right flank of the Prince of Wales’s Own Volunteers, but instead d’Alembord had gone a few paces ahead of the company officers and now stood, quite still, staring into the cannon smoke across the valley. Behind him the men were lying flat, but no officer could thus take shelter. An officer’s job was to set an example. An officer’s duty was to stand still; to show insouciance. The time would come when the men would have to stand up in the face of the French fire, and therefore the officers must set an example of absolute stoicism. That was an infantry officer’s prime task in battle; to set an example, and it did not matter if his belly was churning with fear, or that his breath sometimes came with a whimper, or that his brain was cringing with terror; he must still show utter calmness.

If an officer had to move under fire, then it had to be done very slowly and deliberately, with the air of a man distractedly taking a meditative stroll in the country. Captain Harry Price so moved, though his deliberate gait was somewhat spoilt when his new spurs caught in a tangle of crushed rye and almost tipped him arse over heels. He caught his balance, tried to show dignity by plucking at his new pelisse, then stood at ease alongside Peter d’Alembord. ‘A bit of heat in the day now, Peter, wouldn’t you say?’

D‘Alembord had to control his breathing, but managed a creditable response. ‘It’s definitely become warmer, Harry.’

Price paused, evidently seeking some observation that would keep the conversation going. ‘If the clouds cleared away, it might become a rare old day!’

‘Indeed, yes.’

‘Good cricketing weather, even.’

D’Alembord looked sideways at his friend, wondering for a second whether Harry Price had gone quite mad, then he saw a muscle quivering in Harry’s cheek and he realized that Price was just trying to hide his own fear.

Price grinned suddenly. ‘Speaking of cricket, is our brave Colonel happy?’

‘He’s not saying very much. He’s just polishing those damned spectacles of his.’

Harry Price dropped his voice as though, in the maelstrom of shells and roundshot, he might yet be overheard. ‘I put some butter on the tails of his sash this morning.’

‘You did what?’

‘Buttered his sash,’ Price said gleefully. He looked warily upwards as a shell made a curious fluttering noise overhead, then relaxed as the missile exploded far to the rear. ‘I did it this morning, while he was shaving. I only used a spot of butter, for one doesn’t wish to be obvious. It isn’t the first time I’ve buttered his eyeglasses, either. I did it the last time he insisted we play cricket. Why do you think he couldn’t see the ball?’

D‘Alembord wondered how anyone could play such a schoolboy trick on a morning of battle, then, after a pause, he spoke with a sudden passion. ‘I do hate bloody cricket.’

Price, who liked the game, was offended. ‘That’s not very English of you.’

‘I’m not English. My ancestry is French, which is probably why I find cricket such a bloody tedious game!’ D’Alembord feared that he was betraying a note of hysteria.

‘There are more tedious games than cricket.’ Price spoke very earnestly.

‘You really believe so?’

A cannon-ball slammed into Number Four Company. It killed two men and wounded two others so badly that they would die before they could reach the surgeons. One of the two men screamed in a tremulous, nerve-scraping voice until Regimental Sergeant Major McInerney shouted for the wounded man to be quiet, then ordered that the dead men be thrown forward to where the corpses were being stacked into a crude barricade. A shell exploded in midair, drowning the RSM’s voice. Harry Price looked up at the drifting billow of smoke left by the shell’s explosion. ‘One of the Crapaud batteries is cutting its fuses a bit brief, wouldn’t you say?’

‘You claim there’s a more tedious game than cricket?’ D’Alembord did not want to think about fuses or shells.

Price nodded. ‘Have you ever seen men play golf?’

D‘Alembord shook his head. Off to his left he could see French skirmishers advancing among the Hanoverian dead towards La Haye Sainte. The distinctive sound of rifle-fire betrayed that the farm’s garrison had seen the danger, then the French muskets began to add their own smoke to the battle’s fog. ‘I’ve never seen golf being played,’ d’Alembord said. The effort of controlling his fear made his voice sound very stilted, like a man rehearsing a strange language. ‘It’s a Scottish game, isn’t it?’

‘It’s a bloody weird Scottish game.’ Price blinked and swallowed as a roundshot went foully close, fanning both men with the wind of its passing. ‘You hit a small ball with a bent stick until you get it near a rabbit hole. Then you tap it into the hole, fish it out, and hit it towards another hole.’

D‘Alembord looked at his friend who was keeping a very straight face. ‘You’re inventing this, Harry. You’re making it up just to make me feel better.’

Harry Price shook his head. ‘God’s honour, Peter. I might not have mastered the finer points of the game, but I saw a man with a beard playing it near Troon.’

D‘Alembord started to laugh. He did not quite know why it was so funny, but something about Harry’s solemnity made him laugh. For a few seconds his laughter rang loud across the battalion, then a shell cracked apart with what seemed unusual violence, and Sergeant Huckfield was shouting at his men to stay down. D’Alembord turned and saw three of his old light company men had been turned into blood-stained rag dolls. ‘What were you doing in Troon, for God’s sake?’

‘I have a widowed aunt who lives there, the childless relict of a lawyer. Her will is not yet decided and the lawyer’s fortune was far from despicable. I went to persuade her that I am a godly, sober and deserving heir.’