Set This House in Order (53 page)

Mouse would like to walk away now, to prove him wrong. Unfortunately he's not wrong.

“Still here?” Gideon says smugly, scanning the ground for another skipping stone.

Mouse decides to change the subject: “Tell me about Xavier,” she says.

Gideon smiles, like he's been expecting this, too. “What about him?”

“The first time I asked you about Xavier you said he was a tool. But you never said what for.”

“You want to know if I called him out to kill the stepfather?” He laughs. “‘Xavier the Exterminator': is that what he seems like to you?”

“No,” says Mouse. “But he doesn't seem like much of a lawyer, either.”

“He
isn't
much of one. Real lawyers cost money, and I didn't have any to waste. That was the whole point.”

“You wanted money from the stepfather.”

“I wanted money,” Gideon says. “The stepfather seemed like an easy person to get it from.”

“So you made a lawyer, to sue him. To blackmail him.”

“Xavier was going to give him a choice. Paying me was one of the choices.”

“Only Xavier came too late. Chief Bradley was already there.”

“That wasn't
my
fault,” Gideon says, irked. “If Mr. Useless hadn't gotten lost in the woods, we'd have been there first.”

“So it's true, then. It was that same night. What Xavier said about the blood on the living-room floor—that was the accident. He saw it.”

“It was the night the stepfather died, yeah. Talk about the world's worst timing. I don't know about any
accident,
though.”

“What do you mean?”

Gideon plunks another stone in the lake, not even trying to skip it this time. “You understand,” he says, “I wasn't exactly there. Xavier's the one who went up to the cottage; I wasn't looking when he looked in the window. But I did overhear some things, before he panicked and ran off. What's the official story? The stepfather tripped over a coffee table?”

“…and cut himself.” Mouse blinks. “That's not what happened?”

“Well I don't know,” says Gideon, enjoying her reaction. “Could be he
was just delirious from all that blood loss. But it seems kind of strange to beg a
coffee table
for mercy, don't you think?”

 

I was dead.

That in itself didn't concern me much. I'd never been afraid of death. Of
dying,
yes; of a painful end, or a premature one—important things left undone—definitely. But the thought of actually
being
dead held no particular terror for me. I remembered the moment of my birth, and having come out of the dark, it seemed only right that I should eventually return there. The scary parts were all in-between.

So being dead didn't bother me. What bothered me was the
way
it didn't bother me. In the no-place of oblivion, there aren't supposed to be emotions; the time to be comfortable with your death is before it happens, not after. How was it I still had feelings on the subject?

And as long as I was asking questions: how come I could still see? In the dark there is, by definition, nothing to look at. But here—wherever here was—there was something: though what the something was, exactly, was hard to say.

A labyrinth, maybe: a symmetrical maze of raised and tightly winding pathways, divided down the middle by an especially deep trench. It was gray, which made me think of Coventry, but the layout seemed far too convoluted, unless Gideon was once again trying to discourage visitors.

I was suspended above it, looking down, unable to move. That last part at least seemed appropriate: when you're dead, you shouldn't be able to move. As for the rest, though…

I thought back over my death, trying to work out where and how the process might have gone wrong. Gideon had dropped me into the lake from a great height, and I'd struck the surface with tremendous force—I could only hope the house hadn't been swept away by the tsunami that surely resulted. The impact alone had nearly killed me; I was already deep underwater by the time I came to my senses, and then there was nothing I could do but drown, my soul twirling like a bent propeller in the cold currents, spiraling downwards.

It wasn't physical, or metaphysical, damage that kept me from saving myself (though I thought I had a good idea now what it would feel like to break my back jumping off a bridge). It was despair: the certain knowledge that I had failed. Not just this latest failure, this sneak attack that I should have seen coming.
All
my failures: every inadequacy, misstep, and fuckup of
my short life, all concentrated into a single self-revelation, like a weighted chain that bound me.
You'll learn,
my father was always saying, and I had, one last lesson: I was useless. Useless.

And so I drowned. It was a relief to finally reach the lake bottom, to slide down past the weeds and sink into the muck that is not muck, last light going out as my soul was sucked back into the void to be unmade. All over now, all finished. Nothing left to do but disappear.

Wait. Wait.

Yes, that was it: that was where the death scene had started to unravel: right at the point where I did. For my soul didn't just dissolve uniformly into nothing; it came apart in stages, layers of identity peeling away, paring me down towards nonexistence. Only it never got that far, because the part of Andrew that was feeling sorry for himself, that welcomed dissolution, was among the first bits to be discarded. Once that distraction had been sloughed off, the Andrew that remained—the core Andrew who was thinking these thoughts even now—was no longer willing to give up so easily. Couldn't give up: because his job wasn't finished yet.
That
Andrew clung stubbornly to his Purpose, and held what was left of his soul together even as it continued to sink, down into…

Oh.

Oh, of course.

The gray labyrinth: I wasn't above it, looking down; I was
below it,
looking
up.
It was a geography,
the
geography, only seen from the other side. I hadn't drowned in the lake bottom; I'd just passed through, and come out underneath, in—

“The antipodes,” a voice said.

Antipodes, right, of course that's what you'd call it; although, like the strata in the Badlands hill faces, I'd never actually seen an antipodes before. Not what I would have expected from the name. I wondered about the plural: what portion of what I was looking at constituted a single antipode?

“I really shouldn't be wasting time on word games.”

Who was that speaking? I tried to turn towards the voice but still couldn't move, which was frustrating now that I knew I wasn't dead. Thinking that a little more substance might help, I gathered back some of the layers I'd shed on the way down here, and sure enough, as my soul recoalesced, I started to regain my mobility. But then the sense of failure came back too, threatening to paralyze me all over again.

Fortunately, there was a solution for that: I reached up to the geography and smoothed out a rough spot on one of the gray ridges. As though an
emotional volume control had been turned way down, the bad feeling diminished to a level where I could handle it.

It was still there, though. I really had made some bad mistakes, and some very bad decisions, and I knew it. It would be a lot nicer
not
to know it. What if I were to grab hold of that gray ridge and pull it clean off?

“I'd better not,” the voice said. “That's exactly the sort of thing that got me into this mess in the first place.”

I could turn around now, so I did. But there was nobody else there.

Talking to myself. Typical.

“Typical,” the voice agreed good-naturedly, as I turned back to the geography. “So now what?”

“Simple,” I said. “I've got to get back up there.”

“And how do I plan to do that? This isn't like walking around the house, or even like trying to escape from Coventry. To come back from
here,
I need someone to call me out.”

“My father…”

“…probably thinks I'm gone for good. If Captain Marco tried to fish my soul out of the lake and couldn't find anything—”

“Well then, I'll just have to do it myself.”

Skeptically: “Call myself out? Is that even possible?”

“I don't know,” I admitted. “But if there's no one else to do it for me…” I reached up again, and taking hold of the whole geography for leverage, said: “My name is Andrew Gage.”

—and then cold,
cold
shock as I burst once more from the lake bed, the weeds and dark water parting violently as I drew myself up.

The surface of the lake as I broached it was wild with storm. The mist was all gone, blown away by the same wind that was whipping the water into a frenzy. The sky above was black with clouds, and it was raining, thundering too. I treaded water and bobbed among the whitecaps until a lightning flash revealed the nearest stretch of shore. It seemed a long way off, but I knew that was an illusion: I'd already come a lot farther. I started swimming.

There was no one waiting for me on the lakebank this time. The boat dock and the pumpkin field were both deserted; Captain Marco's ferryboat rode unattended in its moorings, and Silent Joe's shovel leaned mutely against the pumpkin-field gate. At first glance it looked like the house might be deserted too: the pulpit was empty, and all the windows facing the lake had been shuttered. But looking more carefully, I could see light shining under the front door. I marched up the path, and without stopping to knock, let myself in.

The house wasn't empty; it was full. A meeting had been called: the long table was set up in the common room, and every chair but mine was occupied; above, in the gallery, the full complement of Witnesses was gathered behind the railing.

All heads turned my way as I came in. Adam greeted my arrival with his usual insolent smirk, but every other soul at the table seemed stunned to see me. “Andrew!” my father cried, jumping to his feet.

I should have said something—“Hi,” at least—but a sense of mission drove me now, and I went straight for the door under the stairs. The knob rattled beneath my grasp but still wouldn't turn.

I decided that wouldn't do.

“This door is not locked,” I said.

The knob turned. The door opened, swinging inwards, and I stepped through onto a narrow landing. The landing and the flight of stairs that descended from it were festooned with cobwebs, and there was a layer of dust as thick as the one in the cottage attic. Visible in the dust were two distinct sets of footprints.

The basement below was pitch black.

I decided that wouldn't do, either.

“Lights!” I called, and a string of bulbs materialized above the stairs. In the basement proper, there was a bright white flicker of fluorescents coming on.

I descended, leaving my own set of footprints in the dust.

Imagine the cellar of an overstocked art museum, and you'll have a pretty good idea what I found. The house basement was square, about the same size as the common room above it, with a cement floor and cinderblock walls. Arranged within this space, in a not-quite-chaotic pattern that reminded me of Chief Bradley's picture wall, were scores of artworks in many diverse styles.

The range of media was impressive, but in every case that I could see the subject matter was identical, the same subject matter as the painting I'd found under the bed in my father's room: a woman—a mother—embracing her young daughter.

“Andrew?” my father said. He'd come down the stairs after me, and looked around bewildered at the assembled artworks, the many faces of Althea. “What is this?”

In answer I gestured to a section of wall where a hole had been broken through the cinderblock. Beyond it a rough-hewn tunnel sloped down out of sight. A steady draft blew from it, bringing a smell of lake water.

“This is Gideon's escape route,” I said. “That tunnel must go all the way to Coventry. My guess is he's been using it to steal little bits of time for a while now, but he had to wait for a crisis to really exploit it.”

“But…” After glancing briefly at the tunnel, my father went back to staring at the oils and watercolors, the charcoal sketches and crayon scrawls, the marble, bronze, and papier-mâché statuary. “What
is
this?”

“A storeroom. This is where you put all the feelings about our mother that you couldn't deal with, that
none
of you could deal with—except for Gideon, because he didn't care. This is your blind spot, father.”

“No.” He shook his head. “I didn't make this room.”

“Yes, you did. You kept it hidden, even from yourself, but you built it. I'm surprised Dr. Grey didn't find out. I'm sure she would have gotten it out of you eventually. But after she had her stroke, you were able to keep the secret…from everyone but Gideon.”

“Gideon,” my father said darkly.

“You shouldn't feel too bad about him escaping. In a way he's done us a favor. And it's not that he's stronger than you are, emotionally. It's just, like you said, he's so self-centered, he never needed our mother's love in the first place. Which I guess is one way to cope with not getting it.”

“I'll give Gideon something to cope with. When I get my hands on him—”

“No, father.”

“No?”

“Gideon isn't your responsibility anymore. He's mine.”

“Wrong, Andrew—house discipline is my job.”

“It
was
your job,” I said. “But that's one of the things that's going to have to change. If we really want lasting order, we can't go on treating the body and the house as if they're separate—we need one soul in charge of both. And that soul has to be me.”

“Andrew—”