Sense of Wonder: A Century of Science Fiction (493 page)

Little Worker wished she could somehow make everything right for poor Mister Michael, who worked so hard and whose wife was so bad that he had to seek relief in the arms of that disturbing gynomorph.

Little Worker would do anything to make Mister Michael happy.

The visitors continued to talk. Little Worker was hungry. Mister Michael had worked straight through their regular lunch hour. She would have toast with jelly for her belated midday meal, the first chance she got. Surely the Ministry’s kitchens would be able to supply some. Perhaps she could convince the home food-center—which was rather stupid—not to dispense any more bread or jelly to the Bull andromorph. It would be worth a try.

Little Worker was suddenly bored with her own problems, since no easy solutions presented themselves. She decided to listen to the conversation.

“—tell you that you can’t ignore them,” said a visitor. “The Sons of Dixie may seem like just another fringe group to you up here in Toronto, but back home, they command a lot of sympathy—some of it from powerful folks.”

The man had a funny way of speaking. He sounded emotional. Mister Michael, to the contrary, spoke calmly and in the proper way.

“I’m not proposing that we ignore them. All I said was that we cannot afford to cater to extremist elements in the Union. The whole political structure is still too fragile, too new. Naturally, for the first decade or so, there’s bound to be a bit of confusion and uneasy integration, as people settle down to a new way of being governed. But we’ve had quite a bit of experience with our own separatist element over in Quebec, and the major lesson we’ve learned is that one must be firm. In fact, I intended to sound out you gentlemen on how your constituency would react to a ban on such groups as the Sons of Dixie.”

There was shocked silence for a moment. Then one of the visitors spoke. “Why, that’s outrageous. It’s—it’s unconstitutional!”

“I’ll have to remind you that the Union no longer functions under that document. New times call for new measures. Unless you can convince me there would be outright revolt, I believe I’m going to propose such a measure to Parliament. No group which advocates the overthrow of the Union—by violent or peaceful means—will be permitted to function.”

Confused grumbles and mutters and chopped-off phrases issued from the visitors. Mister Michael let them babble for a moment, before cutting through their objections.

“Gentlemen, I’m afraid you’ll have to consider it done. Let’s turn to more important matters. The Brazilians are pushing us on the boundary negotiations. Do we want to let them north of Chiapas, or don’t we?”

Little Worker tuned out the unimportant talk. She was more concerned with her delayed meal.

At last Mister Michael, consulting his watch, said, “Well, enough of work. We have a few more days during your stay to discuss such things. I believe you expressed a desire to meet my charming wife. She should be here any moment.”

Everyone waited. Little Worker shifted positions to ease a cramp in her right haunch. Mister Michael’s wife never arrived.

When the vistors had been shown out with many apologies, Mister Michael returned to his seat. He was silent for a time. Then he banged his fist on the desk. “Something has to be done about that woman,” he said. “Something has to be done.”

Little Worker silently agreed.

* * * *

One day not long after this time. Little Worker found herself home alone.

This was highly unusual, for she was seldom separated from Mister Michael. In public or private, Little Worker was always by his side. Even when he traveled abroad, Little Worker went with him. (Little Worker had been to a lot of places with odd names, mostly other cities; aside from a few curious smells here and there, they all seemed alike.) But today Mister Michael was at the doctor’s, getting his anti-aging treatment. He had just started the treatments six months ago, when they became available. The location of the doctor’s clinic was secret, even from Little Worker. Mister Michael had explained to her that it was for her own protection, so that no one could capture her and force her to reveal where the clinic was. Little Worker had to smile at the thought of anyone capturing her. For one thing, no one ever paid any attention to her. Who would think she knew anything worth knowing? Little Worker felt it would have been all right for her to go with Mister Michael, but he wouldn’t hear of it. It was just him and the car, and the car would have its short-term memory wiped clean after the trip.

As for Mister Michael’s wife—Little Worker didn’t know where she was and didn’t really wonder. After the trouble she had caused, Little Worker couldn’t have cared what happened to her.

All that mattered was that for the first time in six months—and only the second time since she had become Mister Michael’s companion—she was without him.

It made Little Worker very uneasy.

So Little Worker wandered through the big empty house, searching for something to occupy her until Mister Michael should return.

Upstairs, a fleeting impression made her pause outside the door of the bedroom of Mister Michael’s wife. Aromas of Bull seeped out to her. Impulsively, Little Worker tried the golden handle of the door. It turned without resistance, and the door opened. Little Worker entered.

The Bull was lying on a couch. He wore nothing but a spandex thong that held his large genitals as in a pouch. He was flipping the pages of a colored picture book. When he heard Little Worker enter, he laid the book on his hard muscled stomach, pictures up. Little Worker could see that the pictures were of matings, illustrating various positions.

“Hello,” said Bull. “Do you wish to have sex?”

“No, I do not wish to have sex. I am Little Worker. I do not have sex with anyone. I wish to talk.”

“I can talk.”

“Very good. Would you like something to eat while we talk?”

“Peanut butter is good.”

Little Worker went to an intercom. “Food-center?”

“Yes?”

“Please send a jar of peanut butter to the bedroom of Mister Michael’s wife.”

“With a spoon?”

Bull looked guilty, as if doing something wrong. “No spoon.”

“No spoon,” repeated Little Worker into the intercom.

When the peanut butter arrived, Bull greedily unscrewed the cap and, dipping blunt fingers in, began to eat. Little Worker watched with approval. She knew very well how nice it was to feast on one’s favorite food.

“Do you enjoy making sex with Mister Michael’s wife?”

Bull looked confused. “What do you mean? It is what I do. Sex is sex. Peanut butter is what I enjoy. Am I supposed to enjoy sex also?”

“I do not know. Perhaps you would enjoy it more with someone else.”

“Someone else? I don’t understand. You said you did not wish to have sex with me—”

Little Worker was suddenly inspired. “I am not the only one home.”

“There is another in the house who desires sex?”

“Yes. Would you go to her?”

“I am not supposed to leave this room—”

“You are supposed to provide sex when asked.”

“That is true. You have stated a fact which contradicts the order not to leave the room. What am I to do?”

“I tell you that you may leave this room.”

“Who are you again?”

“Little Worker, Mister Michael’s companion.”

“Then I suppose I must listen to you.”

“Very good. Please come with me.”

“Let me finish this peanut butter first—there. Show me to the one who desires to have sex.”

Little Worker led Bull out into the corridor and up to Mister Michael’s bedroom door, which was locked. However, Little Worker knew that code.

Inside, the Lyrical gynomorph was found taking a bath. Amid the welter of sudsy bubbles in the large sunken tub, only her delicate face and one knee were visible.

When the gynomorph saw Bull, her eyes widened and her nostrils flared. Bull developed an immediate erection.

“You are the one who wishes to have sex,” said Bull.

“It is my nature.”

“Mine also. Is it convenient to have sex in the bath?”

“Yes, it is.”

Bull tore off his thong.

Little Worker left the pair of morphs together.

Mister Michael’s wife was the first to return home, five hours after Little Worker had arranged the illicit introduction. Soon, she discovered Bull’s absence and his current whereabouts. Little Worker watched from the corridor as Mister Michael’s wife attempted in vain to separate the two morphs, who had ended up on the floor beside the bed, soaking the carpet with bathwater. Even striking at the pair with the sharp heel of her removed shoe failed to end the coupling. Eventually, special handlers had to be summoned. They too failed to halt the couple’s pistoning.

“It’s no use, miz, they’ve developed a destructive feedback loop. We’ll have to take them in to be put down.”

“Just do it, then!” shouted Mister Michael’s wife. “It’s disgusting!”

“Yes, miz.”

The morphs were loaded still interlocked and bucking into the back of a truck and driven off.

Little Worker was secretly happy.

But within days, Mister Michael’s wife had procured a Stallion, while Mister Michael solaced himself with a Moon Moth.

* * * *

Little Worker came awake instantly. She had not been sleeping well lately anyway. Her life had not been right since that long-ago morning of no toast and jelly. (One good thing about the Stallion was that he prefered oatmeal.) Mister Michael was always preoccupied and distant. At times Little Worker almost resented having to be in constant attendance on him. When she had such feelings, she became violently sick, for the bad thoughts conflicted with her lessons from the Training School. Then she had to remind herself that Mister Michael and his welfare were all her reasons for being.

And now there was noise from downstairs.

There should have been no noise from downstairs. It was the middle of the night. Oh, yes, once there had been noise in the middle of the night from downstairs. Guards from the security booth had come in to check on a possible breach of the perimeter. But it had been only a sensor failure. Perhaps there had been another sensor failure tonight. Little Worker would go see.

She got as far as the head of the marble stairs.

There she confronted four men. The men wore optical-distorting garments and infrared goggles. They carried light-rifles and had other weapons slung from their hips. They were not security men.

“Well, well,” said one intruder. “Lookee here. It’s one o’ them fuckin’ cultivars. I’m gonna blow its head off.”

“Don’t get cocky, son,” said a man who appeared to be their leader. “Just cuz we took out the local boys, don’t mean we can make all the noise we want. No shooting unless I say so. Anyway, maybe this thing can save us some time. You there—where’s the Pee Em sleep?”

Little Worker was not afraid. She carefully considered the terrorists before replying.

“I will show you. But you must collect his wife too, or she might summon help.”

One terrorist whistled softly. Another said, “Shee-it, these vars ain’t got no loyalty at-tall!”

“Okay, Beautiful, lead on.”

Little Worker conducted the men to the bedroom door behind which slept Mister Michael’s wife. They slapped an illegal unscrambler to the lock. The device ran through all the possible combinations in three seconds, and they were in.

Mister Michael’s wife lay sleeping in the arms of the Stallion. The men made various apparently honest grunts of shock, which awoke Mister Michael’s wife and her bedmate.

Soon, she and the Stallion had been herded into Mister Michael’s room, where the Prime Minister was found in a similar situation with his new gynomorph.

One of the terrorists flicked on the lights, which seemed unnaturally bright at this forlorn hour. The men removed their goggles and shut off their suits, which had begun to hurt Little Worker’s eyes. She was grateful.

The two human captives and their morphs stood shivering in the center of the room, the morphs naked and Mister Michael and his wife in robes. Three of the terrorists seemed calm, but one swiveled his gun nervously from side to side.

Little Worker curled unconcernedly at Mister Michael’s feet. She knew that Mister Michael was trying to catch her eye, but she ignored him.

“Who—who are you from?” at last demanded Mister Michael.

“Sons of Dixie, folks. We felt our point of view wasn’t reaching the proper ears. So we’re aimin’ to change things. Ain’t that right, boys?”

“You’re—you’re all wired on something.”

“Mebbe so, boss. But that don’t prevent us from shooting straight. ’Zact opposite, in fact. So let’s just follow orders, if you don’t want to get hurt.”

“What do you intend?” asked Mister Michael’s wife.

“We’re taking you ’n’ the Pee Em on a little vacation. You’ll go free when the gummint listens to us and does somethin’.”

A second terrorist spoke. “What about these friggin’ vars?”

“Slag those sex toys,” said the boss. “Make it quiet though. But save the one that helped us—it might come in handy again.”