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Stammering, Lucy went through all the palaver of Maxim being so jealous of Delphine marrying Étienne that he’d raped her. For a second, Hortense’s eyes opened a centimetre like an old crocodile.

‘Really?’

‘So Tristan’s father was his grandfather, and on his deathbed Étienne kept rambling on about fathers and grandfathers.’

‘We once had a footman called Maxim,’ confided Hortense.

‘Oh, for God’s sake,’ exploded Lucy.

There was a knock on the door, the nurse was back to give Hortense a shot.

‘Oh, please don’t,’ cried Lucy in despair. ‘She’ll go even more doo-lally.’

‘I will
not
,’ said Hortense tartly. ‘I’ll have you know, young woman, I’m in considerable pain, and there’s no need to shout.’

Lucy fought sleep. It was still unbearably hot and the scent of jasmine growing up the still warm walls was almost sickly. The melon frames gleamed in the moonlight. She watched the tractors, hung with lamps, going back and forth, labouring to get the harvest in before next week’s forecast storm. The combines roared so loudly it was like working in a munitions factory, grumbled Hortense.

Down in the village they were celebrating Bastille Day. Fireworks rose and fell against a pearly grey night; Lucy could hear the accordion playing ‘La Vie en rose’.

Glancing at Hortense, she noticed tears trickling down her wrinkled cheeks and took her hand.

‘I’m so sorry to hassle you. Could Rannaldini possibly be Tristan’s father?’

‘I wouldn’t put anything past that devil, always hanging round Delphine like a wasp round a melon.’

‘Or Bernard.’

‘Have you seen the ghost of the Montigny snake yet?’ said Hortense, as she drifted off to sleep.

‘At last I’ve found someone I can charm,’ announced Rupert.

The proprietor of La Reconnaissance had sloped off to a Bastille Day party, but his busty, henna-haired wife had taken one look at Monsieur Campbell-Black, personally cooked him and Wolfie
foie-gras
pancakes and miraculous
coq au vin
and unearthed several bottles of the best claret Rupert had ever tasted.

For five hours, he and Wolfie had not drawn breath, not chivvying ambassadors but discussing everyone on the unit, and particularly the polo shoot. They had enjoyed a glorious bitch about Isa and Helen, and Rupert was touched by the way Wolfie’s rather solid face lit up whenever Tab’s name was mentioned. Now they had moved on to Tristan and a large bottle of Armagnac.

‘I’m sure he’s not Papa’s son.’ Wolfie decided against a second piece of Camembert. ‘If Papa had fathered such a genius he could not have resisted boasting about it. Also Papa was half German and I don’t think Tristan’s got any German blood. With him one thinks of the shifting subtlety of composers like Ravel and Debussy rather than heavyweights like Brahms, Beethoven and Bruckner.’

‘Does one?’ yawned Rupert. ‘I wouldn’t know. I suppose Rannaldini could have made up the story about Maxim years ago just to crucify Étienne. He was such a manipulative shit.’

‘He could have,’ reflected Wolfie, filling their glasses. It was a relief to talk about his father objectively: people always pussyfooted round the subject.

‘Why are you actually here?’ asked Rupert suddenly.

‘Because I owe Tristan,’ replied Wolfie. ‘My father fucked him up and I’ve got to find out the truth. And because I adore Tab.’ Wolfie’s drunkenly crossed eyes filled with tears. ‘And I can only compete with Tristan when he’s no longer crippled by this awful stigma. It’s like fighting a man with both hands chained behind his back.

‘Anyway,’ Wolfie smiled slightly, ‘Tab told me not to hang around like a stuck pig, and get Tristan out of prison. And also I really love the guy, he’s so great to work for. You feel like a dry leaf suddenly swept up by the warm south-west wind of his enthusiasm. I couldn’t go back to straight law again.’

‘Hum,’ said Rupert. ‘Did you kill your father?’

‘When Tab told me he’d r-r-raped her I wanted to, but it seemed more important to find out if she was safe.’

Wolfie longed to ask if Rupert had killed his father. He felt the man was quite capable of murder but also had enough sense of fair play that, if he had killed Rannaldini and Beattie, not to want Tristan to take the rap.

Was that why Rupert was so sure Tristan wasn’t guilty? On the other hand, had he come down here to check out the Montignys as suitable in-laws for Tab, or was he merely a commercial animal in search of his director?

‘I know Tabitha loves Tristan,’ Wolfie added wistfully, ‘but I’m in that state of love so well described by Stendhal, “utter despair poisoned still further by a shred of hope”.’

He is a clever boy, thought Rupert, probably too clever for Tab.

‘Tab’s not perfect,’ he told Wolfie. ‘She’s got my terrible temper, she can be an appalling drama queen, and she doesn’t have the greatest sense of humour.’

‘Nor do I,’ sighed Wolfie. ‘People always tell me I’m too serious. I’ve heard all those jokes about slim volumes containing two thousand years of German humour.’

‘I like Krauts,’ said Rupert. ‘I knew a lot on the show-jumping circuit — good blokes, feet on the ground but knew how to party.’

Getting up, he wandered unsteadily over to the window, unzipped his flies, peed into the garden, causing scuffling and angry mewings from Madame’s two cats, and only just zipped up in time as a besotted Madame returned with an even more ancient bottle of brandy. If Monsieur Campbell-Black would come into the back room, Tristan’s arrest was on the late-night news.

Clips were being shown of Valhalla, of Rannaldini conducting, of Tristan arriving at the police station and of Étienne in a big straw hat painting in the château gardens. When Hermione appeared, opening her big eyes and saying she had every confidence because her very good friends Chief Constable Swallow, Rupert Campbell-Black and Sexton Kemp were now at the helm, Rupert and Wolfie collapsed with howls of drunken laughter.

‘I’m suffering from Dutch Helm Disease,’ said Rupert, pretending to fall over.

‘Poor old Tristan, but bloody good publicity,’ said Wolfie wiping his eyes.

‘Christ, she’s beautiful,’ sighed Rupert, as Claudine Lauzerte was shown talking to Tristan on the set of
The Lily in the Valley
.

‘
Très jolie, très chic
,’ agreed Madame.

‘Oscar’s lighting helped,’ said Wolfie quickly. ‘Tab’s much more beautiful.’

‘So’s Taggie,’ admitted Rupert. ‘Even so, I wouldn’t mind having Madame Lauzerte as my luxury on
Desert Island Discs
.’

‘Thank you,’ said Wolfie, as Madame filled up his glass. ‘I should like to pick up the tab on this,’ he told Rupert firmly. ‘I should like to pick up Tab any time,’ he added.

Perhaps he did have a sense of humour after all.

‘You have a very charming son,’ Madame told Rupert skittishly. ‘It is rare for fathers and sons to get on so well.’

‘Very,’ agreed Rupert, then turning to Wolfie, ‘If Tristan had really loved Tab, he wouldn’t have backed off after a one-night stand. I don’t believe in that kind of sacrifice.’

‘Yes, you do,’ said Wolfie resolutely. ‘Tab told me you backed off for nearly a year because you didn’t feel you were good enough for Taggie.’

‘Maybe I did.’ Rupert scratched his head in pleased surprise. ‘Maybe I did. And, talking of self-sacrifice, why’s Lucy here?’

‘Because she wants to slay the dragon of this frightful calumny,’ said Wolfie. ‘And unconsciously in the hope that Tristan will be so touched by her enterprise and nobility, he’ll realize she’s the one he loves not Tab.’

‘He won’t, unfortunately. Men don’t love buckets like that, just for their virtues.’

‘Lucy’s not a bucket,’ protested Wolfie. ‘She can look gorgeous.’

Rupert raised a sleek sceptical blond eyebrow.

‘I wouldn’t ask you to shoot on a cocks-only day,’ he drawled.

‘Telephone,’ called out Madame.

It was Lucy.

‘Any progress?’ Wolfie asked her.

‘None.’ Lucy lowered her voice. ‘She’s a stubborn old bat. She wouldn’t squeal when the Gestapo tugged out her toenails and she’s not likely to tell me anything. She was wandering so badly this evening that she insisted on having the blackout put up in her room.’

Hearing a burst of music, Wolfie looked round and saw Madame was teaching Rupert the can-can and started to laugh.

‘Do you want us to come and get you?’

‘Neither of you sounds capable,’ snapped Lucy, then after a pause, ‘I’m sorry, it’s been a long day, but Florence is letting me stay the night. She made me a gorgeous Gruyère omelette and opened a bottle of Sancerre. I just wish… Are you OK, Wolfie?’

‘Hunky-dory. Thingsh will be better in the morning. Goo’ night, Lucy.’

Lucy couldn’t remember ever being more tired. But just as she was about to fall into the arms of Morpheus she thought of Tristan in his small cell, and how much she would prefer the arms to be his. By this time, Morpheus had retreated in a sulk, and Lucy was left to agonize until four in the morning, when the roar of the combines and the waiting started again.

She went downstairs and raided the family albums, poring over photographs of picnics, balls and shooting-parties, of weddings and christenings, when the limes in the avenue were only shoulder high and the jasmine round the house wasn’t planted. Étienne was everywhere, always surrounded by adoring women, while Hortense and his three elder sons looked on, stolid and disapproving. But she found no sign of Laurent, unless he was that beautiful young man with the lively, restless, not-very-happy face to the rear of one group, gazing down at a girl whose slim back was to the camera and whose long dark hair was tied back with a scarlet ribbon.

Around ten on Sunday morning Lucy was toying with a croissant, black cherry jam and coffee so dark brown it reminded her of Tristan’s eyes, when a bell jangled in the kitchen.

‘I’m plunged in pitch darkness, I don’t know if I’m alive or dead,’ said a querulous voice over the intercom. ‘Will someone immediately bring me a cup of tea?’

‘Let me take it,’ Lucy begged Florence.

‘Haven’t you gone?’ snapped Hortense, as Lucy opened the shutters.

‘Not yet. I haven’t got what I came for.’

‘I suppose you’re in love with my nephew like the rest of them. You’re certainly no oil painting.’

‘Just as well, judging by some of the oils downstairs,’ said Lucy. ‘I’d hate to be as fat as the Rubens nude or as bloated as that Francis Bacon cardinal.’

Aunt Hortense gave a snort of laughter.

‘Does Tristan love you?’

‘No, a great friend of mine, a most beautiful girl.’

‘
Bien élevée?
’

‘Very, and she adores him.’

‘Married, I suppose.’

‘Not acutely. She’s got a horrid husband and Rannaldini told Tristan he couldn’t marry her because he wasn’t a Montigny, and because of his bad blood because Maxim had raped his mother.’

Carefully, laboriously, Lucy went though the whole story until Hortense said sharply, ‘You told me all that last night.’

Lucy raised her eyes to heaven.

‘But you haven’t told me whether it’s true.’

‘I swore to my brother Étienne never to discuss the matter.’

‘But it’s so unfair to Tristan.’

‘Life has always been unfair to Tristan. He was such a sweet little boy — I was far too strict with him. I didn’t want him to grow into a cissy. I knew women, and possibly men, would spoil him later.’

There was a patter of feet as the little Italian greyhound scampered in, leapt on to the bed and covered his mistress’s grey, wrinkled face with kisses.

‘Still they love you. I’ve spoilt my animals so dreadfully. What will become of them when I’m gone?’

‘Tristan would look after them if you got him out of prison. Who is Tristan’s father? If it wasn’t Rannaldini could it be Oscar, or even Bernard Guérin? He and Tristan are incredibly close.’

‘It’s a secret I’ll take to my grave.’

‘You’re not going to your grave. Let me wash your hair.’

‘Whatever for?’

‘I’m a hairdresser!’

‘And you have designs on my nephew!’

‘Don’t treat my head as though it was a glass bauble,’ snapped Hortense, a quarter of an hour later. ‘Give it a good hard rub.’

Despite pointing out that the fluffy fringe over her forehead was very common, Hortense was grudgingly delighted with the result, even making Lucy hold up the mirror at the back where a pink bald patch had been covered over. Afterwards she let Lucy make her up.

‘They’ll be doing that to me in my coffin very soon,’ she added.

‘Don’t be so macabre. Do you want me to come back and do it for you then?’

‘Not if you make me wear that lipstick. I look like a Jewess.’

Lucy giggled.

As soon as Florence had gone off to church, Hortense decided she’d like to give her make-over an outing and announced she wanted to pay a visit to her brother’s grave.

‘It’s horrendously hot.’

‘A good dress rehearsal for hell fires.’

‘And I don’t think you’re well enough.’

‘I’m the best judge of that.’

Everywhere outside was evidence that Hortense had lost her grip on the place. A jungle of plants, their huge leaves pressing against the glass, was struggling to get out of the conservatory. Ivy throttled the shutters. An emerald carpet of algae covered the moat. Grass had grown over the stepping-stones of the path leading to the fields of lavender.

But if Étienne had painted with a palette, and Tristan with light, Hortense had created as dazzling effects with plants. As Lucy wheeled her down the garden, she pointed out some pale yellow hollyhocks with pink centres.

‘Those came from Monet’s garden at Giverny.’

Like a brass section about to explode, to the right was a proud clump of Regale lilies.