School Run (45 page)

‘My relaxation tape. It’s on Loud to drown out the kids. Listen – can I pop round later? I’ve just got to drop Ellie and Freddie off at Sharon’s. No.’ She glanced at the back seat and dropped her voice. ‘No. She hasn’t found anyone else yet.’

Sometimes, thought Lizzie as they all piled out at her friend’s place, she wondered how she’d turned into One of Those Mothers. The kind who didn’t realise they were shouting at their kids until their throats had got sore. The kind who were always nagging (homework/teeth/bed) instead of playing nice calm car games. The kind who were always working.

Then again, she’d never meant to have One Of Those Kids. The type that turned her down as their friend on Facebook (Sophie). Wouldn’t do their homework (Jack). Refused to sit up at the table (both).

Just as well that Tom understood. The thought of her husband gave her a funny little flutter. Last Sunday morning’s ‘It’ session, had been quite nice actually even though she’d had to make the first move AND she’d had to think of Hugh Grant and Jeremy Clarkson besides (this was a new one!) Elvis all at the same time.

But it was fine in the end, despite the fact that she’d had to jump up half way through to wedge a chair against the door because the kids woke up (‘What’s that funny noise, Mummy?’). And now she didn’t have to worry about doing ‘It’ for at least – oooh – another couple of weeks.

Poor old Sharon, with her flabby bat-wing arms and thin, straggly mousy hair which would have defied any ‘Before and After’ feature. It wasn’t just the sex she said she missed, which, in Lizzie’s book, had always been a bit over-rated. It was the company. Knowing that someone was going to come through the door in the evening with a smile (even if it was commuter-worn). Flopping down on the sofa together (just for a bit because she always needed to check her emails and do another phone interview) and then, the best bit. The cuddling up in bed and feeling the warmth of someone else’s body against hers.

‘I’m okay,’ her friend would shrug when she occasionally asked how things were going. ‘I’ve had five years of it, remember?’

It was true. In fact, Lizzie had hardly known Keith who had left – what a rat! – soon after antenatal classes had ended, leaving poor old Sharon and her postnatal flab (still there all these years later), holding little Freddie in her arms and five year old Ellie who kept asking for Daddy.

She and Tom had done their best to help: Tom, bless him, often included the kids in games in the park and had once even tried to fix up Sharon with a friend from work although they hadn’t clicked.

And of course, she, Lizzie, also did her bit. Wasn’t Sharon going to be paid for this session? It wasn’t the usual child model rate but it would be something.

Another funny feeling began to flutter in her chest. Sharon didn’t exactly know the pictures were illustrating a feature on head lice. She thought it was a shampoo piece. But she wouldn’t mind that much, would she? Probably regard it as a bit of a laugh. And besides, she didn’t read magazines.
EastEnders
was more her line.

Occasionally, thought Lizzie, as she pulled into Sharon’s road with its line of identical small terraced houses and white upvc front doors, she could quite see the advantages of being single. Oh yes! Not having to worry about cooking a meal but just snacking, when you felt like it. Not having to wonder if twice a month was Enough. Or arguing with someone about whether the children should be allowed to eat in front of the television. Still, it would probably get rather dull after a bit. That reminded her. She must give Sharon that press release about a new online dating group. Now where had she put it? Somewhere on the back seat along with the congealed Starbursts (the kids’) and the odd Bounty bar (hers).

‘I want to get home to do my violin practice!’ (Sophie.)

‘Me too!’ (Jack.)

Why couldn’t her kids be like everyone else’s and just give it up after the first term? It would save a fortune in music fees and earplugs.

‘Stop moaning you lot.’ Lizzie rang Sharon’s doorbell again. She had one of those awful chimes that her mother always said was common; a bit like the ‘Welcome’ mat outside.

Bracing herself, Lizzie tried to remember the excuses she’d lined up for being late. The camera had broken down. The traffic had been impossible...

‘Thank heavens! I thought something awful had happened!’ Sharon opened the door breathlessly, wearing her usual wrinkly jeans, revealing a scooped-neck lilac t-shirt and pale-blue, puppy-faced slippers; her face was flushed in the way that large people’s faces seemed to do, and with the sort of expression that suggested she’d just gone into the loo and discovered there wasn’t any paper (must go to the supermarket!).

A nasty cold feeling crawled up Lizzie’s ribs and down again. Her friend never got cross about anything. Laid back, Tom always said, in a tone that suggested she could take a leaf out of Sharon’s book. Plump people often were, she’d noticed. Laid back and smiley as though pretending that hey, they didn’t care they were a comfortable size 18 nudging 20. Ellie and Freddie, on the other hand, were skinny and blonde just like Keith had been.

‘Are you all right?’

‘Fine,’ Lizzie began to say before realising Sharon was addressing her own kids whom she was now hugging tightly as though Lizzie had just tried to kidnap them.

‘
Really
sorry but we got delayed,’ she said quickly as she followed Sharon through into the little hall with its beige plastic rack of small trainers, lined up neatly in pairs instead of scattered on the floor like they were back home. ‘The shampoo needed time to wash out.  And the traffic was awful...’

Jack nodded vigorously. ‘Ellie and Freddie locked themselves into the loo and it took ages to clean off the blue stuff and then…’

Why did the kids always have this irritating habit of telling the truth? ‘Actually that’s not quite…’

‘Why didn’t you ring?’

‘I’m sorry. The time just went by but the pictures...,’ Lizzie found herself floundering, ‘…the pictures are great. You’ll love them.’

There was something really odd about Sharon’s face. Something that made her pelvic floor plummet straight to the ground floor. Whoops…

‘Mind if I use your bathroom?’

She was in the tiny bathroom with its mirror tiles and the ‘
Please Wash
Your Mitts
!’ picture above the loo, before Sharon had said yes but then again, ever since they’d met at antenatal class (soon after the move from London), they’d been like that. In and out of each other’s houses. No ‘Do you minds
’
needed. ‘Your house is mine’ they’d always said to each other even though Lizzie and Tom’s three storey Victorian semi round the corner was quite different. Motherhood, she thought, was a great leveller. Sharon was no kindred spirit but she was kind. And she didn’t mind helping out with the kids.

But now, as Lizzie flushed the chain (which chimed just like the front door bell!) and went to wash her hands (where was the soap?), she wondered what was up with Sharon. Don’t say her job was on the line too? She’d been worried about that last month.

Soap. Soap. Sharon always kept spare bars in the bathroom cupboard. Maybe that’s what she’d get Mum for her birthday: some nice expensive stuff from the late-night chemist which would, with any luck, still be open. And then tomorrow she’d get something else. Something nicer and…

Goodness! Lizzie picked up the small pink plastic square case in astonishment. It was an identical one to hers! And yet Sharon hadn’t said anything about seeing someone else. Hadn’t said she was now, after all these years, in need of a rather old-fashioned contraceptive device (according to Mum) which had now come back into fashion (according to
Charisma
whose headline had been ‘If the Cap fits…’).

‘Finished?’ Sharon was knocking on the door with that sharp edge to her voice again. ‘Freddie needs the loo.’

Quickly, Lizzie put the pink case back behind the toothpaste…How funny! That was the same toothpaste that they used. Or rather Tom used. A very strong kind of make in a pink and green tube that he always bought from the chemist in Docklands by his office. The one with the same name on the sticker in front of her….

A strange sick ball of something unidentifiable began to form in her throat as she noticed the green toothbrush next to it with a funny kink, just like the one she’d bought the other week, (before that overnight work trip to Edinburgh when Mum and Dad had had the kids) and then couldn’t find. In fact, she’d remembered it quite clearly because somehow, Jack’s hamster’s teeth marks were  visibly indented on the stick…

Lizzie saw herself walk in slow motion across the bathroom. Watched herself in the mirror as though someone else was gliding past. Remembered with a sickening, deadening pang, the funny little endearments that her husband had muttered half-asleep last Sunday morning. Something about ‘boobies’ which wasn’t, she’d vaguely registered at the time, something she’d ever heard him say before.

She opened the door.

‘And another thing!’ Sharon was glaring at her, clutching Freddie who had an ‘I’ve-just-told-my-mummy face’ on. ‘Not only were you late but the kids tell me they had to pretend to have nits in their hair! I’ve told you before Lizzie. You can’t keep doing this. That feature on worms the other month was bad enough but…’

‘Please...tell...me,’ Lizzie heard herself speak in slow motion. ‘Please...tell...me...Sharon, that there is a  reason – any reason – for my husband’s toothbrush to be in your bathroom cupboard?’

There was a silence punctuated only by the booming of the television next door.

‘I know. I know!’

Little Freddie was bouncing up and down, hand up in a bid to give the correct answer. ‘It was when Jack’s daddy came over for a sleepover. Wasn’t it, Mummy?’

Chapter Two

ALISON

Yes!

No!

September 26th!

Alison had been looking forward to this day for so long – and yet dreading it at the same time. The day when their youngest – finally – was off to uni, leaving her and David home alone for the first time in, what, nearly twenty five years.

‘I can’t wait to go!’ Jules (christened Julia) had been saying this ever since her uni application had gone in. And although Alison had been wounded by this outburst, there was a small part of her that wanted to yell back over the John Lewis kitchen table: ‘And I can’t wait for you to go either!’

Of course it would be odd. Alison had had enough friends over the years who had been through the ‘last-child-to-leave home’ syndrome, to know what it was all about. Some of these friends had moaned about having only their husbands around but she and David had been looking forward to it. ‘Life in a quiet carriage at last,’ he had remarked wryly.

So she’d bought some theatre tickets – including some special ones for that new Lloyd-Webber musical in preparation for David’s birthday just before Christmas. She’d helped her daughter to pack (‘It’s getting colder – you’ll need at least three sweatshirts!’). And somehow, they had crammed it all in the Volvo for the three hour journey up north, during which Jules had sat in stony silence, iPod plugged in so that for all the world, she might have been travelling in a completely separate vehicle. They’d arrived at a hall of residence built in dirty brick and glass and a plaque saying it had won a design award, hung back with other awkward parents while their children queued up for room keys, and then made the mistake of trying to help her unpack and make this horrible little room into ‘home’...

‘I told you Mum!’ Her daughter was glowering at her across the sea of clothes littered over those those scruffy dark brown carpet tiles. ‘I told you not to pack all those sweatshirts. There’s nowhere to put them!’

She waved a hand (encrusted with nicotine stains which she no longer bothered to hide) around the box room which wasn’t much bigger than the travelling cage they’d had for Mungo, when he’d been a tiny soft golden puppy without the three-chinned rolls of Labrador weight that he’d accumulated over the years.

Take a deep breath, Alison told herself. ‘Iron’ your face by making your muscles relax: a tip she’d read about in some magazine. She was frowning, she could see in the mirror on the door of that awful wardrobe which also showed that not only had she forgotten to put on her usual pale blue eyeshadow in the rush to get out but that her mousy hair with its just-on-the-shoulder style (the same one she’d had for years) looked distinctly flat.

Stress maybe? There had been times when neither she nor David had thought Jules would get to uni. But after two lots of A-level re-takes – so different from her older brother who’d sailed through with three grade As – she was finally here! So it wasn’t Oxford, where Ross had gone. Or even one of the more established red bricks. It hadn’t even, as she had to stop herself saying out loud, been called a ‘university’ in her day or David’s. But what did you expect – and this was something she had said out loud and probably too often – when your youngest had spent the last five years submerged in Facebook?

‘For Chrissake, Mum, stop it! You’re breaking that drawer! Tell her, Dad!’

David shot her a look which, after twenty nine – nearly thirty years of marriage – she could clearly read. ‘Don’t go on,’ his calm grey eyes said. ‘You promised. She’s nervous about starting her first day at uni. It’s understandable.’