Scandal Wears Satin (19 page)

While he tied the sleeve puffs, she adjusted the arm bands over the sleeves of her chemise, and smoothed the edge of the sleeves.

When she took up a stocking, though, he backed away.

But he didn’t turn away. Sophy was shakily aware of his dark gaze fixed on her as she quickly drew on the stockings and tied the garters.

As soon as that was done, he grabbed her dress and flung it over her head. He tried to stuff her arms through, and swore. “There’s no room, dammit! It’s like trying to push a pillow through a keyhole.”

“You squeeze the puffs through,” she said. “They’re filled with down. They’ll compress quite a bit. But you need to do it carefully.”

“I have never seen a more idiotish fashion garment in all my life.”

“It’s not that difficult,” she said. “Just calm down.”

“Easy for you to say,” he said.

It was easy to say. Feeling it was another matter. She wasn’t at all calm. No man had ever helped her dress or undress. The intimacy was almost painful. “I’ll do the left and you do the right.”

They worked quickly, in silence. Once the sleeves were dealt with, he knew what to do with everything else. He even went so far as to crouch to smooth the skirt, and tug it straight.

Then he sprang up, grabbed her hat, thrust it on her head, tied the ribbons, and pushed her at the door.

“My boots,” she said. “My boots.”

He looked down at her slippered feet. “This is diabolical,” he said.

He found her boots, pushed her onto a chair, drew on the boots, and fastened them. Then he grabbed her hand and pulled her upright, so abruptly that she fell against him.

His arms went round her. He let loose a few more oaths and jerked away as though she were contaminated.

“I vow, you’re doing this on purpose to drive me mad,” he said.

And what of me?

She had been kissed by other men, and he had shown her there was another entire world of kissing.

But that intimacy was nothing to this, to his touching her undergarments, her dress, everything that touched her person. She was shaking inside.

Outside, she was a Noirot. “You could have sent for the maid,” she said.

He stomped to the door and pulled it open. While he stood there, breathing hard, vibrating impatience, she found her gloves and her reticule. When she passed through the door, he said something under his breath. It sounded, strangely enough, like French.

L
ongmore took Sophy to Broad Street, from whose hostelries travelers could obtain passage to various destinations.

It was a wonder he could find his way, considering she’d destroyed his brain. What remained of it.

He wasn’t a man who was easily shocked.

She’d shocked him.

She’d simply thrown off her nightwear and calmly tossed a chemise over her naked—completely, splendidly naked!—body.

He’d seen her in profile, and the image was seared into his mind: soft, creamy skin and perfectly formed breasts and the most beautiful bottom he’d ever seen in all his life—and he had seen a few.

Then to have to help her get dressed . . .

That evil corset. By the time he’d finished, his hands had been shaking from the fight with himself not to undo all he’d done.

He would rather have fought a tavern full of drunken sailors.

Then those curst sleeve puffs—to be reaching through her neckline to bash the damn things into place.

He was going to throttle his sister. And Adderley.

Sophy, meanwhile, calmly perused a guidebook to Portsmouth he’d bought at the George some hours earlier.

“This was an excellent idea,” she said, sounding surprised.

“I have them now and again,” he said. “I’m not the sort of traveler who wants guidebooks, but I’ve rarely been to Portsmouth. To the races at Goodwood or Soberton often. Here, almost never. I thought the information would be more reliable than what a harassed innkeeper would offer, and I knew it would be a great waste of time to wander about aimlessly, asking at every inn and ticket office for Clara. That book, as you see, narrows the possibilities.”

“Only two steam packets leave on Sundays,” she said, drawing her finger down the appendix page listing the packets: “One to Ryde.”

“I doubt the Isle of Wight is far enough away for her,” Longmore said.

“There’s a packet to Ireland on Sundays, too,” she said. “From here to Plymouth to Cork, thence to Liverpool.” She looked up at him. “The book says it arrives here in the morning.”

“Can you wonder at my hurrying you?” he said. “But the earliest steam packets don’t leave before seven, and we’ve nearly half an hour until then. The one to Ryde doesn’t leave until eight. Yet I can’t believe she’s so addled as to come all the way to Portsmouth, only to travel to Ryde. And if she did, why get up at dawn’s crack for the purpose, when the Ryde boats leave several times a day? Clara is no more of an early riser than I am.”

“She’d be awake early if she couldn’t sleep,” she said. “In any case, we ought to start with the Sunday packets. The one to Ireland leaves from a place called the Blue Posts. Shall we start there?”

“I thought Ireland or the Continent might be her first choice,” he said. “Still, in the event she does decide to make for the Isle of Wight, I’ve sent Fenwick to the Quebec Tavern. I described her to him, and told him to create a scene if she turned up and was headed for a boat. I don’t doubt he’ll think of something. He offered to play the starving boy and faint at her feet—which, he made sure to point out, would be easy, since he hadn’t had his breakfast.”

“He hadn’t had much sleep, either,” she said. “I can’t believe you took him with you but left me at the inn.”

“He slept in the back of the carriage,” Longmore said. “It was probably the most comfortable berth he’s had in a long time.” Then he realized he’d dragged her away without breakfast, either. “We’ll find you something to eat at the Blue Posts,” he said.

S
unday brought visitors to Portsmouth, to tour the sights listed in the guidebook Longmore had given Sophy: the fortifications, churches, and ships—above all the
Victory
, Lord Nelson’s famous ship. However, Sunday was a slow day for shipping, and at this early hour, one didn’t have to compete so much for attention against crowds of eager or worried travelers.

Sophy and Longmore soon learned that Clara hadn’t booked passage for Ireland. Yet. No pair of women appeared on this morning’s passenger lists.

She’d tried and failed to get a berth on the American Line, bound for New York.

“I didn’t like the look of it,” the agent explained to Sophy. “Anyone could see she was a lady, couldn’t they?—same as they could see the other one wasn’t. I knew something wasn’t right. Hardly any luggage. It was easy enough to put her off. She hadn’t any travel papers, had she? She wouldn’t get past the customs officers, and so I told her. I told her, too, whatever the trouble was, she was only going to find worse, being a stranger in a strange place. Well, I ask you, madam. It was plain as plain to me she was a gentlewoman, and the other one wasn’t no aunt. I wasn’t born yesterday, was I? I hope you find her, before she gets into any trouble she can’t get out of.”

Lady Clara had met with a similar rebuff when she tried to book places on the packet bound for Havre.

Sophy and Longmore were proceeding to the next ticket office on their list when a ragged boy ran toward them and stopped short.

“You the ones lookin’ for the two females?” he said. “One tall and pretty and one plain and looks like a bulldog?”

“Yes,” said Sophy.

“I fought it was you,” the boy said. “You look like what he said—tall, dark gentleman and the lady with big blue eyes and lots of fancy clothes. I was to tell you as Mad Dick says he found ’em, and hurry along to the Quebec Tavern, as he don’t know if he’ll be able to keep ’em. Too many officers and such about, givin’ him dirty looks.”

S
ophy and Longmore found Clara on the wharf, pacing, while her maid stood guard over their pitiful pile of belongings. The day was warm, but a stiff breeze blew, and she seemed to be huddled against it, her arms folded. Now and again she looked out over the water. To Sophy she looked pale and ill.

The maid noticed them first, but Longmore put up a hand, signaling her to be quiet.

Fenwick sat on a crate, chin in hand, watching Clara pace. As he’d reported, there were a number of naval officers about. They were all keeping an eye on him, and not making much effort to pretend they weren’t. He did look the worse for wear. Two days’ travel had restored much of his grubbiness and his general appearance of being up to no good.

Longmore neared and then, “Ah, there you are, Clara,” he said, and she started at the sound of his voice. “I’ve been all over the town, looking for you.”

She rushed toward him and he opened his arms, but instead of accepting comfort, she started hitting him in the chest. “No,” she said. “No, no, no.”

“What the devil?”

“I won’t go back,” she said. “You can’t make me go back.”

“Then where do you mean to go?” he said.

“I don’t know,” she said. “Anywhere. Anywhere but here.”

The scene promptly attracted attention.

Sophy decided it was time to intervene. She advanced toward the nearest sturdy-looking officer, gave a little shriek, and fainted.

I
t was a strategic swoon, Longmore noticed. She’d made sure to do it where she could fall into the arms of a muscular, good-looking fellow. For a moment, even Longmore was taken in. He knew she was fatigued to a dangerous degree—even he was tired, and he hadn’t been working long hours before he set out—and he’d hurried her and dragged her from the inn at an unholy hour.

But then Clara hurried toward her, crying, “Oh, Miss Noirot, are you ill? You poor thing. My brother is such a brute.”

At that, the deep blue eyes fluttered open. “My dear, is that you? We’ve been so worried.” She gracefully disentangled herself from the entirely too-handsome naval officer she’d landed on.

“Are you sure you’re all right, miss?” he said.

“Oh, yes, merely dizzy for a moment,” she said in a faint voice.

Longmore advanced. “She’s quite all right,” he said. “She hasn’t had her breakfast yet, that’s all.”

The wind gusted then, and the two young women clutched their hats, while their skirts flew up, treating the onlookers to an exciting vision of lacy petticoats and well-turned ankles.

The naval officer’s gaze darted from one pair of ankles to the other.

“Fenwick, help the maid with the bags,” Longmore said. “Ladies, we’ve entertained the audience sufficiently, I believe.”

Clara’s face took on a familiar, mulish expression.

Sophy said, “Do be reasonable, my dear. You can’t go on a voyage with only
that
.” She waved at Clara’s woefully small pile of belongings. “You won’t have a thing to wear.”

T
o Longmore’s amazement, it worked. Clara looked at the bags and at her maid and then at Sophy.

“What you need is a brandy,” said Sophy.

“Yes,” Clara said.

“Let’s go back to the hotel,” Sophy said.

Clara’s lower lip trembled.

“I promise you, everything will be all right,” Sophy said. “Let’s talk about it in a comfortable place.”

“Talking won’t do any good,” Clara said.

“Yes, it will,” Sophy said with so much confidence that even Longmore believed her.

T
hey returned to the George, where Longmore procured a private dining parlor. He ordered brandy first. If getting his sister drunk would make her cooperate, he was happy to do it.

It didn’t take much. After half a glass, Clara seemed to calm a degree. She sat close to Sophy.

“Are you feeling a little better?” Sophy said.

“I can’t bear to go back,” Clara said. “Isn’t there another way?”

“We’re going to fix this,” Sophy said. “My sisters and I will fix this, and we’ll do it beautifully, the way we make your clothes. But I need to understand everything that happened. Think of it as my taking measurements, and trying colors next to your face.”

“It’s easy enough to tell,” Clara said. “I was angry.”

“About what?”

“Something stupid. It isn’t important.”

“A man?”

Clara met her gaze.

“Very well,” Sophy said. “Not relevant.”

“Why not?” Longmore said.

“Because,” Sophy said. She gave him a look. The message was as clear as if she’d grasped his lapels and said,
Don’t say anything. Don’t do anything.

He subsided. Not happily. But they were women, and he was wary of setting off his sister again.

“Go on,” Sophy told Clara.

“I was angry,” Clara said. “And there was Adderley, with champagne. I drank too fast and we danced and I was dizzy.”