Saint's Sacrament - Sins of the Father (37 page)

“
Guys! Be present! Her body will give you step-by-step directions on how to please her. What is her body doing? How are her hips moving? Are her nipples hard? Are her lips parted? Are her thighs spread wide or tight around your hips as you move in and out of her? What do her eyes look like? Do they look vacant? Are they glossy? Is she breathing fast? What is she saying? What is she not saying? Look down at her feet…are her toes curled? Are her heels pushing down into your lower back or wildly moving back ’nd fourth, bunching up the sheets? What does she fucking feel like?! Is she super wet? Does she need more artificial lubricant or for you to stop and go down on her again? What is her core, her stomach doing? Is it rapidly going up and down or barely moving? What are her damn hands doing? Is she clutching the sheets? Are they wrapped around you? Is she holding her breasts? This is
all
communication! She is giving you step by motherfucking step on how to fuck her right!” Saint burst across the stage, amped up by the crowd’s response, then raced over to the podium and punched it with his fist.

“
Gentlemen, you will be the best lover to your mate of choice, when you learn to read her like a book. This is what you tell your future clients who can’t figure out how to please their female partner. Every book is different, but we all come with a manual, a set of instructions, contrary to popular belief, and the things we may miss or not understand, damn it, ask her! What are you shy or scared about? You’re naked! What is there to be ashamed of at that point? Your dick is inside of her, you should be beyond that by then.”

A burst of laughter filled the room
, along with matching head nods of agreement.

“It’s all right there, at your fingertips, literally…”
He calmed as he reached for his water and took a sip to relieve his dry throat. “It’s all about the ride, guys.” His voice went low, soothing. “It’s all about paying attention, making it enjoyable. After a while, you won’t have to study her as intensely because you will memorize the manual, just like you would after you purchase a new computer or television. You read the instructions for set up and how to work it and after a while, you no longer have to refer to it. The best lovers, the ones people have trouble leaving, the ones that go down in infamy, are the ones who do exactly what I described. They connect with their partner. Why do you think our bodies connect like a plug to a socket? The man
enters
the woman. You are supposed to follow those instructions spiritually, mentally and emotionally, not just physically. You push
inside
of her, to bring something
out
of her.” He took another short sip of water.

“You want her soul to submit to you, not just her body. You want to climb inside of her higher self and make her fall in love with what her body can feel, all because of you! It’s such a beautiful thing. Most of the women in here, most of the women in the world, have never had the type of orgasm that causes them to enter into another dimension. They may think they’ve had a good orgasm, but it
hasn’t scratched the surface until they get with someone who
learns
them. Someone who takes the time out to study the female body, understand the female orgasm, and understand that his selfishness, typically set on auto-pilot, is not only a disservice to her, but to himself as well. The higher we elevate her,” he lifted his hands like scales, “the higher we go as well. And men, if her orgasm is powerful enough, it can cause you to have a powerful orgasm as well. I know this from personal experience.” He chuckled as his thoughts drifted briefly to a weekend getaway with Xenia when her orgasmic trembling caused him to lose complete control. “We usually can tell when we are getting ready to cum but every now and again, she’ll catch you slippin’ and before you know it, your eyes are the size of saucers and you are blasting her to the moon.” He chuckled lightly as the crowd stirred with amusement.

“
Multiple orgasms, hmmm,” he ran his index finger along his jaw, “men can have them, too. We are fully capable of having them, but it typically takes a woman’s essence to bring them forward. When her pussy is clenching and clamping down on our cock during her orgasm, that is a prime opportunity for us to cum again, especially if it is like the second or third lovemaking session of the day. If you get into that special moment, that beautiful, divine time with her, you will feel her body bringing you closer, inside. She is trying to give you exactly what you gave her! She is giving you permission to mimic her, and claim it as your own.”

T
he audience livened up, the pairs of ears and eyes fully open and alert to his words. The night continued, drawing longer in the tooth, but he was having a fabulous time. Saint had a red eye flight coming up in a few hours, but he was in the moment and if he could help only one or two people, then it was all worth it. “Now, in closing, I want to quickly go over how to give a G-spot orgasm. First, you need to understand what the G-spot actually is. It is essentially a bundle of nerves. Now, before you instruct someone on this, or you yourself are one of the participants, make sure your female partner has urinated first.” This caused a smattering of laughter. “Also, make sure she is wet, well-lubricated and sexually excited.”

He paced the stage in slow, steady steps.

“Have the woman lie on the bed. You want to sit on either side of her depending on your hand orientation. If you are left-handed, sit on the left side, right-handed, follow suit. Since more people are right-handed, though I am ambidextrous, I will use my right hand to demonstrate. You want to place your left hand a little above her pubic bone, and then look down and observe her—pay attention to her breathing, her facial expressions. Oh, are you confused? Let me help you.” He walked back over to the podium, reached down and pulled out a sexual therapy mannequin with a prominent vagina, causing a fair share of snickering.

“Okay everyone, I want you to meet Veronica
.” He drew out her name, as if she were a dream come true, causing a rippling of applause and guffawing. “Veronica has agreed to allow me to show you how to do a G-spot orgasm. Saint laid the doll flat on the stage floor and knelt down beside her. He scratched his nose and got situated. “So, as you can see, I’m placing my hand right at her pubic bone. Now, with my other hand, I’m going to gently rub up and down her vulva. As you go forth, you will feel her vaginal lips swell.” Saint looked down lovingly at the doll, causing more laughter as he played the comical role. “I’m just rubbing up and down, in circles, then up and down again. Now, if Veronica were a real live human being, I’d feel moisture on my fingertips by now. Okay, once you do this for a while, ask your partner if she’s ready for you to enter her. Veronica,” Saint looked down at the doll with a serious expression, trying his hardest to not burst out laughing as he looked at her dead brown eyes and disheveled sandy blond hair, “would you like me to insert my fingers inside of you?”

He chuckled as others did, causing a domino effect. “Shhh!” he said
half-heartedly. “Now, of course that is the clinical way to say it, you’d phrase it differently, but that is what you’d be asking. Now let’s pretend my partner here said ‘yes’. What you’d do at this point is slowly glide two fingers inside of her. If she is particularly tight, insert one, open her up for a few minutes with some gentle finger penetration and then add the second finger as you feel her wetness increase and the tightness subside. Once two fingers are inside, your palm should be out and slightly lifted, as if you were getting ready to cast a bowling ball down a lane.” He guided his fingers inside of the instructional mannequin. “Okay, now I’m going to make a ‘come hither’ motion inside of her.” The crowd watched Saint on the stage, as well as a projection of him on two large screens in each corner of the room. “I would do this for a while, engage in sensual discussion, watch her breathing and facial expressions. Once you see her becoming more excited, you can slowly but steadily increase your speed and also stimulate her clitoris with your palm…see that?” He heard
awww
’s from the crowd. “See how I’m bumping her clitoris? This will intensify her orgasm when it is time. Vaginal orgasms are not as intense as clitoral ones, but if you can cause her to have three different types of orgasms in close succession, that being vaginal, clitoral and a G-spot orgasms, well, you will have a very happy partner.” He grinned as he continued.

“Now after a
while, as you speed up, you’ll want to press down on her pelvis with your left hand. As you can see, my left hand never left her pelvis. I’ve been pressing on it this entire time, gently, but pressing all the same. I’m now more forceful with my right hand, moving a bit harder and faster.” He continued to work his hand inside of the medical doll. Now, let’s pretend that Veronica is getting ready to have an orgasm. I would notice this by her breathing, by what she is saying, and how she is moving.” Saint quickly reached to the side and pushed a button on the doll’s hip, causing her to buck. A ricochet of laughter moved about the auditorium. “Okay, I think it is safe to say Veronica is getting ready to cum, or she is about to disintegrate.”—more laughter—“In any case, don’t stop!” He looked out in the audience. “Whatever you do when you see this, you must keep the same momentum. It is at this point that your partner can experience female ejaculation. If your partner has never had a G-spot orgasm, she may tell you to stop, that she is going to pee. However, you know that her bladder is empty because she’d already urinated before the encounter. She isn’t going to pee; she is going to squirt…but to a novice, it will feel similar. Assure her she is fine, and continue on.

“Now, as she releases, things are going to get wet if she actually ejaculates, just like when a man cums. Move out of the way, move your hand, but don’t take it completely out of her
; just lift your palm like this, to allow the liquid to flow, or as we say, squirt out of her, unobstructed. Keep moving your fingers however; don’t stop moving your fingers. You really want to milk this so it is as intense as possible. Keep your same pace until her orgasm is completely over. Once it is, slowly stop moving your fingers—don’t stop abruptly, do it gradually like you’re gently pushing on the brakes of your car…” The doll slowed to a crawl. The audience erupted in applause as Saint got to his feet and dusted off his knees.

“
Dr. Aknaten!” someone yelled from the audience. Saint hooked his hands over his eyes, searching the audience for the man. An African American man, no more than twenty-five, was waving wildly.

“Sir
, this is a—” the host interrupted. Saint put up his hand.

“No, it’s fine, I can answer one question before I go
.” Saint looked down at his Rolex, “We have a bit more wiggle room. Someone hand him a microphone please so he doesn’t have to keep yelling.” Saint waited as an usher pinned a microphone on the man.

“Greetings, Dr. Aknaten.”

“Greetings to you as well. You have a question or comment?”

“
Yes. You did something earlier in your discussion that leads me directly to my question. I remember yeaaaaars ago,” the man’s smile was bright, spirited, “I watched a tape of you narrating and explaining oral sex techniques. It was similar to how you did the G-spot demonstration, only there was a live couple signifying how to perform cunnilingus.”

Saint nodded
in acknowledgement, crossed his ankles and leaned forward on the podium.

“That was very helpful to me, and I must say, my girlfriend appreciated the tips.”

People began to laugh. Saint was taken aback the young man was admitting he’d watched a tape intended for Rainbeaus and their Queens, but not surprised.

“One thing I have a question about though, is about the movements, for a man. I read in one of your books how you said just going straight in and out isn’t effective all the time and I wanted to know if you could talk about that a bit more.” The
usher removed the microphone as the gentleman took his seat.

“Oh no, man. You can’t ask me something like that and get off that easy. W
here do you think you’re going? Get your ass up here.” Saint motioned to the stage, inviting him up. The crowd clapped widely as the guy stood back up in surprise, and hesitated.

“I was going to sit back down and—”

“I was going to sit back down and...man! Bring your ass up here with me,” Saint mocked then laughed loudly. “You are going to come up here on the stage with me and hear my answer, and we are going to show these other cats how it’s done.” Thunderous applause broke out. The man grinned and cautiously approached the stage.

“Okay, what’s your name?” Saint grabbed
his hand and shook it hard.

“
Lance.”

“Okay,
Lance, first thing, just stand here, and keep cool. You’ve got beads of sweat already and we haven’t even gotten started.”

Lance
covered his face with his big, dark brown hand, and laughed shyly behind it as the crowd cheered. “You got me nervous, man.”

“No need to be nervous, you are only standing here in front of at least three thousand people about to hump the air. That’s totally normal.” More laughter exploded.

“Now,” Saint looked out at the audience, “Lance is right. Moving in and out, straight in and out of a woman is
not
correct, though it is our default, as men. Here is why. First off, her womb is upward. So to procreate with her in the most effective way, if you are in a missionary position, you need to lift up on your hands, or she needs to have her legs over your shoulders, a pillow under her ass, and you need to anchor your body so your penis goes down,” he moved his hand like an airplane taking a nosedive, “and over…down and over…” You need to move at an angle, not straight in and out, and this is also true for her G-spot and all of her nerve endings. If you are in a doggy style position, she should arch her ass upward, allowing you to go down and over in the same manner, but in this position, we tend to go deeper, so it is ideal for procreation. Our sperm gets to the egg a little faster this way. The lions, dogs and bears have it right! Now, the reason why I bring up procreation is because those laws show us how we should be making love, anyway. There are so many nerve endings on your dick and inside of her walls. Those are missed if we don’t vary our angle. In and out is fine to start out with, it is a nice warm up. But, if you are trying to achieve orgasm, then you need to move side to side, at angles, vary your speeds and depth of penetration. Now, come here, Lance, and stand close to me.”