But no! Apparently even the
perception
of gayness outweighs good looks. At least it does at Baboon High, my alma mater. Even with the girls. I watch him getting “bumped” in the halls. I watch him being “accidentally” smashed into the lockers. He was too smart, I noticed, to
ever
drink at a water fountain.
I respected that.
I don't have much info about gay people. I'd never thought about it except on
Will & Grace
reruns and
Project Runway
. . . . Oh, waitâthere's also
South Park
and the gay cable station that has hilarious stand-up, but I'm not sure any of that is real helpful. I never really cared one way or the other. I don't know any gay people.
I see news stories though. I realize it's one of the things people are still prejudiced about.
I know my mom thinks it's a sin, but even though she's very Catholicâwhoops, I mean,
we're
Catholicâshe's very kind. She says, “If people didn't have those feelings deep, deep down, they couldn't possibly
want
to do âthose things,' so it wasn't a choice, and so other people shouldn't be mean.” And she likes Pope Francis a lot; he is chiller about just about everything.
But she also insists that “they shouldn't ever act on their feelings.”
Ever
.
Just pray it away.
Forever
.
We had that conversation after watching that English comedian, Eddie Izzard, on TV.
But first: I've
always
gone to Mass with my mom. When I was little, I always took the whole Adam and Eve, and Noah, and Cain and Abel, and the sacraments, and “Esau was a hairy man” as the unquestioned truth.
Till last year when I got confirmed.
It was when I read about the early church, as instructed, that I grew somewhat agitated and continued investigating. I felt like I was being conned. There were no good answers for any of my questions. And believe me, with all the reflection I do on death, I have a
lot
of questions.
This, and time, is creating in me an irritated skepticism instead of unblinking acceptance.
So I guess I've made my own creed. I say: Love Is The Answer . . . We Can Work It Out.
My mom rolls her eyes. She says it's just my “teenage rebellion.”
Then I parrot back something she tells me a lot:
We shall see
....
Photo by John Keister, 2013
MARY McKINLEY
is a TV writer/performer whose work has been featured most recently on the Seattle-based sketch comedy project
The 206,
and on
Biz Kid$,
an Emmy-winning young adult show on PBS. For the last thirteen years she has written standup and sketch comedy with her partner, John Keister, as well as several TV pilots. A nearly lifelong Seattle resident, Mary graduated with a BFA from Seattle University. You can visit her on the web at maryfmckinley.com.
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