Rod: The Autobiography (49 page)

Phyllis and Sharon, NOT in the same bath, therefore avoiding any hanky panky. Football training at Watford, 1974.

Freddie Mercury and me in wide jackets, looking bashful. Freddie appears to be touching my knee.

Me and Dee Harrington going on holiday, looking rather drab!

Cutting the lawns at the glorious Cranbourne Court, with my Lamborghini Miura in the background. Life is good, 1973.

Britt and me, circa 1976. Well, you just gotta laugh at this.

Is this Ruby Stewart or Rod Stewart?

The first Mrs Stewart, the delightful Ms Alana Hamilton, on the day of our nuptials, 1979.

Stealing the show. Kim and Sean on stage with me at Madison Square Garden, 1982.

Alana, with someone who’s been let out for the day!

Video shoot for ‘Tonight I’m Yours'. What would me mum think?

My old band. All the lads are jolly.

My new band. Never trust a man who says, ‘I’ve never taken my trousers off in public'.

The notorious Sex Police. My dear friend Jim Cregan (next to me, who later became Penny’s and my best man), Robin Le Mesurier and Malcolm Cullimore, my loyal personal assistant (far right), planning a raid on someone’s hotel room.