Robin Jarvis-Jax 01 Dancing Jax (7 page)

Conor checked the time on his phone. It was dead on nine.

The assembled multitude halted and every face was trained on the Landguard Fort’s stout walls. It felt like the countdown to New Year. They held their breath and expected a fanfare, fireworks, an explosion of light and sound and colour. Flashes sparkled from phone cameras and they waited.

Nothing.

Murmurs of discontent began to ripple through the massive crowd. Someone began a slow handclap and others joined in. Voices chanted, “Why are we waiting…?”

Still nothing.

“This is so wrong!” Ashleigh moaned.

“Where’s the celeb and paps?” Keeley griped. “I am sincerely freezing my legs off here.”

There was a rumble of thunder overhead.

The people still on the beach who could not see that nothing was happening around the front of the fort were getting restless and resentful. They started pushing and trying to get on to the path. Others played their own music from their phones. Tempers began to flare. The expectation and excitement had completely gone, replaced by a sense of being cheated, and people were now feeling angry.

Conor turned around and thrust himself back through the crush. This was a washout, a hoax – someone’s lame idea of a joke. He wasn’t going to waste another minute of his precious Friday night squashed here. He barged through, none too gently, standing on heels and kicking ankles. Someone roared in his ear and he felt a thump in his back. The fighting began.

It spread through the vast crowd in a violent wave and panic took over.

Ashleigh was slammed against Keeley as a lad blundered into her, felled by a headbutt. The girl kicked him then swung her elbow into his stunned face and broke his nose.

“I’m leavin’!” Keeley cried above the riot. She took her perfume from her handbag and held it in front of her, like a vampire hunter with a bottle of holy water, and sprayed it in the eyes of anyone who came too close or whoever she didn’t like the look of.

Fists and bottles were flung in every direction.

Walking back along the road, Martin and Paul heard the fierce shouts and screams behind and they turned to see the furious mob that the crowd had become.

“Hell!” Martin said as it spilled back on to the road and a bottle came sailing through the air to explode into white dust on the tarmac. “We’ve got to get out of here, fast.” Taking Paul’s hand, the two ran into the nature reserve and across to the sandhills.

Chaos and aggression raged behind them. He could hear children crying in that seething rabble, but the parents and older siblings who came with them managed to get them out of the brawl and they too came fleeing on to the dark sands.

Conor Westlake dodged the punches aimed at his head, but when he felt a kick to the back of his thigh, he whirled round and retaliated. The gangs were here tonight. He had seen them with their hoods pulled up and saw the bottles of golden liquid in their hands. He battled his way through the thickest heart of that thronging sea, wrenching at coats and smacking hands away from his face.

Ashleigh and Keeley were locked in the very middle of it. Ashleigh had lost a shoe. The perfume bottle had been dashed from Keeley’s grasp and her bag had been ripped from her shoulder. It was impossible to move unless it was by the current of the crowd. Then Ashleigh felt something wet and heavy on her head. At first she thought the storm had broken, but then she heard the braying laughter and another bottle was tipped over her. The two girls suddenly saw they were hemmed in by one of the gangs and litres of vegetable oil were being chucked and squirted at them.

Ashleigh screeched and the stuff splashed into her open mouth. She choked then lashed out and clawed the lad in front of her. Seeing a gap, she ploughed through it, retching and dragging Keeley after her.

A dozen plastic bottles went spinning after them, spilling their contents as they flew through the air. People began to slither on the oily road and when other idiots saw that, they lobbed their bottles as well.

Danny Marlow’s foot was down on the accelerator and the Fiesta left curves of rubber behind as they turned the corner into View Point Road.

“Slow down,” Emma told him. “I want to get there in one piece.”

“I’m built for speed, baby!” Danny bragged, turning the radio on and switching to fourth gear.

“So I’ve heard,” she said witheringly.

Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ came on and Kevin reached through sharply to turn it right up.

“Do the Wayne’s World thing! Do the Wayne’s World thing!” he shouted, wagging his head up and down far too early in the song.

Brian and B.O. joined in. Emma mouthed a string of expletives as she pressed her forehead against the passenger window and took a cigarette from her bag. She lit it and blew a stream of smoke from the side of her mouth.

“I’m stuck in a car with the Muppets,” she muttered. “I like a woman who smokes,” Danny said. “It’s dead sophis.” He’s just a poor boy, from a poor family…

He took his left hand off the wheel and clumsily placed his clammy palm on Emma’s thigh.

“OFF!” she demanded instantly.

“Don’t be like that,” he said.

“If you don’t move your sweaty mitt, right now, I swear…!”

Danny didn’t hear her. He was staring ahead. There were countless people swarming around the Landguard. He had never imagined it would be so engulfed with them. But something wasn’t right. It didn’t look like the fantastic happening the email had promised.

“What’s going…?”

Emma didn’t let him finish the question. With a vindictive smile, she touched the back of his hand with the glowing cigarette.

“OWWW!!!” he yelled, snatching the hand away.

The cigarette was knocked from her fingers. It disappeared between the seats. The car lurched across the road.

“Watch where you’re going!” she shouted.

The boys in the back had stopped headbanging and Kevin was peering forward. “That’s a fight!” he hooted. “There’s thousands of them!”

Suddenly a siren began to blare and blue lights were bouncing in the rear-view mirror.

“It’s the fuzz!” Kevin laughed. “Are they coming for you, Danny, or to stop the barney? Ha ha ha ha!”

Emma wondered if they were coming for her.

And then it happened. The turpentine-soaked rags under the seat burst into flames and the boys in the back yelled in fear. Emma thrashed her legs wildly and scrabbled with her seat belt.

“Let me out!” she screamed.

“Stop the car!” the boys bawled.

…No! We will not let you go!

Danny was flustered, confused and petrified. He didn’t know what to do. The police lights panicked him. The flames terrified him and the voices of his passengers were deafening. The blaring song seemed to be mocking him. Instead of pressing the brake, he reached for the gear stick, but a ribbon of flame scorched his fingers and he threw his weight against the wheel. His foot slammed the accelerator to the floor.

The Fiesta’s headlights came bleaching along the peninsula.

Martin Baxter and Paul were standing on the high path of the sandhills. It commanded an excellent view. The port at night looked like a gritty space dock from one of Martin’s sci-fi movies and he had always thought those cranes resembled Martian war machines from War of the Worlds. On the road below them, they saw the car go streaking by, its occupants screaming, smoke flooding from the open windows, and that too seemed part of a film – with a rock soundtrack by Queen. It was so unreal.

Dripping and sodden with vegetable oil, Keeley and Ashleigh came staggering and slipping from the thuggish riot as the headlights raced toward them. Caught in the glare, the crowd turned and saw the car hurtling straight on. Anger turned to fear and they fell back like a tide down the shingle, but not all were quick enough.

“Stop the car!” Kevin was shouting, shaking Danny’s shoulder.

Danny saw the blanched faces of the horror-stricken people ahead and he finally found the brake. He stamped on it hard.

But the car did not stop. Its tyres had crunched over half empty plastic bottles and they were skating over the spilled oil.

The Fiesta spun in the road. Danny heaved the steering wheel to the right, but it was no good. The vehicle went careering into the people-skittles.

Stark faces flashed by the windows. There were thuds and other, more dreadful noises. Freddie Mercury was raging out the lyrics and the headbanging truly began.

From his vantage point up on the ridge, Martin saw it all. He drew Paul to him and wouldn’t let him watch.

Finally the Fiesta crunched into a parked car and stopped dead. The night was filled with screaming. The maths teacher wondered what he should do. If he went back there, would he be of any use? The two police cars were already on the scene, the officers leaping out to give assistance.

Conor Westlake had dragged a woman out of the way as the Fiesta went crashing into the other car. To him it seemed as if the world had slowed right down and he was viewing the whole horrendous scene in slow motion and silence. Then he saw Emma Taylor’s face at the smoky window and the noise and clamour came rushing back in. The boy dashed forward.

He yanked the door open and hauled the girl out. She collapsed on the ground and there was Kevin Stipe, crawling out of the back, trying to help his friends out after him.

Emma was shrieking.

“You see to them, yeah!” Conor shouted at a group of staring hoodies. “Get the driver out!” He put his arm round Emma, hoisted her to her feet and led her away from the burning Fiesta.

Suddenly there was a flash behind them and the car exploded. The fireball climbed high into the dark sky. People were running away blindly, and so were Conor and the girl stumbling along beside him.

“Dear God,” Martin breathed. How could this be real? Surely it should only be a gruesome special-effect sequence in an action movie? It should have chromed Terminator skeletons stalking through those flames, shooting laser bolts from their guns, or alien saucers hovering overhead.

No, this was genuinely happening. This was real life; it wasn’t just fantasy.

A second larger explosion shook the peninsula. The other car’s petrol tank had been full.

“Flash… and mob…” Martin observed in a sickened, cracked whisper.

The email had not lied. That night had been a blast and would indeed be on the news. If Martin had allowed himself to believe in such things at that point, he would have realised who the mystery celebrity had been, walking unseen among those young people that hour, choreographing the entire show.

Yet this was just the diversion; the main event of the night was about to take place in the container port.

Lightning jagged across the black heavens.

Chapter 8

A
nd the Holy Enchanter had to prove himself worthy to rule whilst his Lord was in exile and so he suffered the Great Ordeal that no other had ever endured, save for the Dawn Prince himself. And thus was their contract made, writ large upon a page that could never be cast away, or misplaced, or stolen by the Jockey, for he could work much mischief with such a deed. And so the Holy Enchanter declared himself the Ismus and his reign in his Lord’s stead commenced, with neither challenge nor question, and the new order began.

I
NSIDE THE METAL
container on the back of Tesco Charlie’s lorry, Jezza’s eyes roved round his disciples. The spectral light in there was courtesy of three cheap LED caravan lamps stuck to the cold, corrugated sides. Everyone had dutifully obeyed his summons.

Queenie and Manda, “the floating girlfriends”, as he termed them, were having a whale of a time. Queenie loved hanging with the group: it made her feel younger than her forty something years, but then so did the jet-black hair dye she anointed herself with – and the biker-chick outfits she wore. Pushing her hands up through her unnaturally raven hair, she gyrated when the container shook and made a stuttering dance of her attempts to keep from falling over. Manda was her plumper friend who had abandoned trying to keep up with Queenie’s skimpy dress sense and just as skimpy waistline long ago. Manda was currently spending much of her time with Miller and it was him she held on to when the container juddered. Richard Miller didn’t seem too happy about that because he wanted to look at his copy of Dancing Jacks, but she kept getting in the way.

Jezza looked from them to Dave. He was an unlikely member of their varied little band. He was an impressionable nineteen and looked up to Jezza in most things. Jezza in turn enjoyed the gradual kneading of his receptive, doughy mind, feeding it the yeast of new ideas that Dave had never dreamed of and couldn’t quite comprehend.

Howie and Tommo were sitting on some of the charcoal bags stacked at the end of the container. The tattooist was trying to read more of the strange children’s book by the ghostly light of one of the LED lamps. His head was nodding, partly from the motion of the container, but mainly from the rhythm of the words on the pages. He was lost in the world of Austerly Fellows.

At his side, the shaking and lurching about made Tommo feel nauseous. One of the bags had split and the disgorged briquettes were rolling up and down in front of him, making the sensation even worse. Close by were three large water carriers that Jezza had put on board and the sloshing noises they made didn’t help steady Tommo’s stomach either. At least he wasn’t anywhere near Miller’s backside though. He raised his eyes and stared at the other thing the others had brought back from the house.

Shiela was staring at it too. It dominated the centre of the container and it frightened her.

She had spent the better part of an hour waiting at the tattoo parlour alone and hated every minute. She wasn’t sure why, but those crates of books unsettled her so she took herself to the rear of the shop and reclined on the tattooist’s chair. Yet the thought of the books on the other side of the partition began to gnaw away at her mind and she couldn’t stop thinking about them. For reasons she was unable to explain to herself, Shiela began to wonder what they were doing. Were they still in the crates, or had they got out somehow? It was a ridiculous notion, but she couldn’t stop herself from glancing over her shoulder more than once.

Eventually she could bear it no longer and had to return to the front of the shop to make sure they were still present in their big wooden boxes. What was it about these strange old books? Why did they fill her thoughts so much? Why did they make her so uneasy? What had happened earlier when Jezza had read from them? Why were the men behaving so weirdly?

Looking at the sofa on which she had flung her copy, Shiela’s eyelids drooped. The next thing she knew she was sitting there, the green and cream book in her hand, and she was turning to the first page. She experienced a rush of excitement and felt safe and content. The tatty sofa became a stone bench beneath a castle window, strewn with sumptuous velvet cushions. Golden wire was twisted in her braided hair, a tear-shaped piece of amethyst dangled at her brow and a heavy jewelled brooch was fastened to her bodice. Somewhere in the castle the minstrels were playing; she could hear strains of their music drifting through the galleries. She gazed out of the window that looked down on to the courtyard. The silver fountain was tinkling sweetly, the cascading crystal waters sparkling in the shafts of evening sunlight.

And there was the Queen of Spades, dressed richly in silks and velvets of the deepest midnight blue and studded with sapphire gemstones. Hurrying after was her dull-witted ally and confidante, the Queen of Hearts. As usual, the Queen of Spades was casting around, making sure no one was within earshot, and whispered something to her. The Under Queens were always full of intrigue, Shiela found herself thinking, and that wily one was the worst. What new conspiracies or gossip was she disseminating now? Shiela should speak to the Ismus about her, or maybe the Harlequin Priests could point to a sombre colour on their robes when they…

A car pulled up outside the window and Shiela jolted back on the sofa. Breathing hard, she looked down at the book in her hands and dropped it as if it had burned her. Then she jumped up and hurried to the door.

“All right, She-luv!” Queenie had greeted, carefully negotiating herself out of the car in her ultra skinny jeans. “You OK? You’re white as Manda’s bingo wings.”

“Where’s Miller?” Manda had asked, slamming the other door and looking round. “His bike’s here.”

Shiela had stared at them, speechless, trying to understand what had just happened.

Then there came the sound of a motorbike and Dave came roaring up on his Honda.

“Here’s Babyface!” Queenie had cried, throwing her arms wide in welcome and clattering her acrylic nails over his crash helmet before he had a chance to remove it.

The VW was not far behind. But… there was something tied to the roof rack. Something large and unfamiliar, Shiela could not make out what it was. A Gothic sledge? Before they could ask, Tesco Charlie’s lorry came lumbering along the road.

“Well met!” Jezza had greeted everyone with a flamboyant bow. “Now let’s get this into Charlie’s lovely truck.”

By the time Tommo had arrived in a borrowed estate car with everything he had been instructed to fetch, the ‘thing’ had been manoeuvred off the camper’s roof rack and into the huge metal container.

Now, in the phantom light of the white LEDs, Shiela stared at its skeletal frame and feared it.

They had been ordered to remain silent. Tesco Charlie was uncharacteristically forceful about that point. If he was going to smuggle them into the port undetected, they had to be quieter than mice doing a sponsored silence.

Queenie found this rule particularly hard to adhere to. She deplored the quiet and had to plug any silence with noise and even left her television on when she left her flat because she loathed coming back to a mausoleum.

Dancing to tunes in her head, she had wriggled and swayed all the way from the tattoo parlour towards the port entrance and had to be warned by Jezza when she got carried away and started drumming on the metal side. This was a great adventure for her and she was going to live it to the max.

“We must be nearly there,” Jezza said softly as they felt the lorry slow down and eventually stop.

They could not hear the bantering exchange between Charlie and the security guard at the gate, but it was soon over and the lorry was off again. It drove into the container port and continued going for what seemed an interminably long time before finally coming to rest. The engine stopped with a shudder and all eyes turned to Jezza.

“Now we wait for the signal,” he told them.

Dave looked at his watch. It was a few minutes past nine. They didn’t have long to wait. Even inside the container they heard the Fiesta exploding. Tesco Charlie left his cab and began unlocking the doors at the end of the container.

The cool night air blew in.

“How did you manage that?” the long-haired driver asked, peering in at them through his thick spectacles. “It was enormous – it…”

The second explosion drowned whatever he was about to say next. He ran around the side of the lorry and saw the fireball boiling up to the night clouds. Jezza sprang down and joined him. The fire danced in his eyes.

Charlie had driven his great lorry deep into the massive port. Huge containers just like the one that had smuggled them in were all around, stacked five high. Tommo clambered out next, glad to be back on solid ground, and he recovered rapidly.

“Like ants in a Lego set,” he chirped, gazing about him.

A streak of lightning ripped through the darkness and the thunder rolled. Then sirens started – lots of them. The port police were responding to the emergency outside the Landguard Fort. So too were the fire engines and the ambulances. In a matter of moments, they were all speeding through the gates.

“What’s going on out there?” Shiela asked as she drew alongside the others. “Is that screaming?”

Howie was holding the book to his chest. “The flock is bleating,” he muttered. “They are lost and abandoned and searching for the way. I shall paint this night, I shall paint…”

A savage crack of lightning directly overhead caused everyone to look up. There were sparks spitting from the lamp towers.

“They’re going to have to buy new cameras tomorrow,” Jezza said simply. “Let’s get on with what we came here for.”

Miller, Dave and Charlie heaved the great Gothic-looking object out of the container and set it down the right way up. A reverberating clang went echoing between the container canyons.

Shiela approached it warily. It was a great metal chair, no – it was more like a throne. She wandered around it, careful not to get too close. There was something unpleasant, almost malevolent, about it, not just because it was heavy and ugly or because it was too large for a normal-sized person to sit on comfortably. Crafted from fancy cast-iron work, with curling fronds and interlocking patterns, it seemed more than what it appeared to be, as though it had another purpose. Each arm was formed to be like a cage, so was the seat and the high back.

“It’s horrible,” she said.

Queenie had no such misgivings. She was already using it as a prop to dance suggestively around. Manda had found the beers and was necking her first while Tommo brandished a plastic bag and brought out a packet of burgers and some baps.

“Let’s get this party cooking!” he said.

“Don’t be a cretin all your life,” Jezza told him severely. “Chuck that crap away and get the coals.”

The lightning continued to crackle overhead.

“I’ve never seen an electrical storm like this,” Charlie declared. He lifted his hand and viewed it through his thick lenses. The hairs were standing on end. “The air is charged with static!”

“Gather around the Waiting Throne,” Jezza told everyone. “Not too close, and keep away from the containers. It might get a bit … frisky up there.”

“Ow!” Manda cried as a whisker of blue light leaped from the can to her lip. She dropped it and the beer went foaming over the floor.

“What’s going on?” Miller called.

“We’re just charging up,” Jezza answered. “This is the best place for it – all this wonderful metal, like a massive aerial.”

“Tuning into what?” Shiela asked.

The man smiled at her. “Whom,” he said.

“I love it!” Queenie shouted, tingling as she stroked the arm of the iron chair.

“Ow!” Manda cried again. This time her necklace was throwing out millipede legs of energy and she removed it hastily. It jumped and twitched on the ground.

“I advise you all to get rid of any jewellery now,” Jezza told them.

Bracelets and rings were hurriedly taken off and Charlie had to lose his glasses. Shiela could feel her hair lifting and there was an unpleasant tang in her mouth.

“Like licking a battery,” Tommo said, voicing her own thoughts.

He had been bringing out the bags of charcoal. Now Jezza ripped them open and, taking one to the chair, twisted one of the designs in the ironwork. The top of an arm hinged open. It took three bags to fill the space beneath. Then he went to the other arm and did the same there.

The lightning continued to flash and split the sky.

Shiela had been staring up at the giant cranes. The electricity was leaping between them, arcing across the port in a spectacular display.

She could not understand what was happening. Why were they really here? When she lowered her eyes, Jezza had filled the seat and the back of the chair, with only one bag to spare. The throne was now packed with charcoal.

“Get the water carriers,” he ordered Tommo. “I want them close.” Then he gestured for everyone to stand clear.

“I don’t like this,” Manda said. “I thought we were going to have a laugh. This isn’t a laugh. It’s mad.”

Miller reached to hold her hand. A spark flew across and they jumped apart.

“I want to go home!” she cried.

“Muzzle her,” Jezza snapped. “You should be grovelling on your faces to be here, to witness the contract.”

Shiela agreed with Manda, but Queenie’s eyes were sparkling. She felt more alive than she had in years; she didn’t want this to end. She lifted her hands in the air and dared the lightning to strike her, laughing hysterically.

Dave stared at her. Filaments of energy were branching off her body as she danced. He didn’t know whether to be terrified or surrender himself to the experience and see what happened. Tommo could feel his hair crackling with the static. It tickled him and he hopped about manically. Spiders of light came leaping from his arms and legs.

Tesco Charlie could barely make out what was happening. It was a blur of brilliant blue zigzags and shapes, but he thought it was amazing and threw back his head to yell out his delight.

“Begin,” Jezza said to Howie.

The tattooist had been very quiet and now, when they looked at him, they saw that his piercings were spitting with strands of flickering blue flame and yet he seemed oblivious to it.