Riptide (aka Bluffing Mr. Churchill) (9 page)

This might as well have been gobbledegook as far as Reggie was concerned.

‘Confirmation of what, sir?’

‘Can’t tell you that.’

‘Well – what sources are we to confirm?’

‘Can’t tell you that either. Reggie, stop asking me damn fool questions and keep your ears pinned back. Report everything to me. If Hess confirms we’ll have no difficulty
spotting it. Now. Clear your desks, the both of you. Tie up any loose ends and be at the Savoy at seven.’

‘On the matter of loose ends – what about my American?’

‘What American?’

‘Cormack – the chap General Gelbroaster put us on to. You know, the chap who worked Wolfgang Stahl?’

‘What about him?’

‘Well – we’re supposed to be looking for Stahl right now.’

‘Do we even know Stahl is in London?’

‘No, but . . .’

‘No buts, Reggie. This is the big one. Forget Stahl. Just concentrate on the job in hand.’

Out in the corridor Charlie said, ‘Bit of a coincidence Jock Colville being at the FO just as Hamilton calls in with the news of Hess, don’t you think?’

‘No,’ Reggie replied. ‘I don’t think. In fact, my fifteen years in the job has taught me that it pays to believe six impossible things before breakfast. Try it for half
an hour a day. Begin with one impossible thing, Jock at the FO will do for starters, then work up to six.’

On the same Monday morning Cal reported to the Embassy, a short walk from his hotel, just around the corner on the eastern side of Grosvenor Square. It had changed much since
he was last there. It was changing as he watched. Teams of carpenters moved in and out with pre-fabricated partitions, carving larger rooms into smaller ones, desks were wheeled in and out on
trolleys, metal chairs carried in in stacks. A face he knew met him – Captain Henry Berg. They’d been through West Point together, risen rank for rank together, and never found enough
common ground to like one another. Berg was a born desk man. Cal nurtured secret dreams that, bifocal eyeglasses notwithstanding, he might be a man of action as well as a man of analysis. Even as
Berg spoke the carpenters were erecting a new office around him.

‘You gonna be here long?’

‘I really don’t know, Henry.’

‘The colonel’s asked for you to have a desk in here. Take the one by the wall. It’s a pity we have to share, but as you can see, things are really hotting up. The staff has
doubled since Christmas.’

Cal could see that. He didn’t recognise half the faces that had passed in front of him. And he couldn’t escape the sound of pique in Henry’s voice as he used the word
‘share’.

‘I’ve got you an In-tray and an Out-tray. I’ve issued a request for a Pending, but really nothing should be pending long enough for you to need it.’

Cal stopped listening. Any minute now Berg would show him how the pencil sharpener worked and give him a key to the executive washroom. He wondered if this hive of activity spelt out the same
message to Berg as it did to him – a nation gearing up for war.

‘Can I use the phone, Henry?’

Berg pushed the telephone across the desk to him. Cal rang the Savoy and was told that Colonel Ruthven-Greene had already gone out. They didn’t know when he’d be back. Odd, thought
Cal, he’d’ve expected Reggie to be raring to start.

He found himself staring into nothing across the bent back of a workman, busy hanging the door. Then the figure on the other side came into focus. A tall, gangly, middle-aged man. Frank
Reininger.

Reininger grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously. Only Berg’s presence saved him from the usual bear hug.

‘Good to see you, Calvin. Henry here showing you around?’

‘Yes sir – big changes, I see.’

‘You’re well? And your daddy?’

Reininger and his father went back a long way. Frank had always been a little blind to the tensions between father and son.

‘Oh, he’s fine,’ Cal lied, without a clue as to his father’s well-being.

‘Come into my office. This isn’t really my show. Deke Shaeffer just wants a quick word. He’s in charge of security now – did I tell you that?’

Reininger steered Cal into another, far less makeshift room. FDR’s portrait on the back wall, Woodrow Wilson and Teddy Roosevelt on the sides. Major Shaeffer sat behind an expensive,
imported, antique desk. Reininger had paid for it to be shipped from Paris. It went where he went. Plywood was strictly for the other ranks.

Cal had never known Frank to be anything but the soul of bonhomie – but he’d never known Deke Shaeffer to smile and mean it. They were like chalk and cheese, a garrulous, thin man
and a surly oaf built like Tarzan of the apes, but everybody said they were a first-class team.

‘I just want to spell out the security implications of what you’re doing,’ Shaeffer said. ‘And don’t volunteer anything just because the pleasure of the chat
carries you away. The general’s playing this one close to his chest. All we’ve been told is that you’re being loaned to the British. If the General sees fit not to tell us why,
that’s fine by me. Got it?’

This was obtuse in the extreme. They both knew what Cal did. He ran the Tin Man, whoever he was. He doubted it was true of Frank – but Shaeffer was putting official distance between
himself and Cal.

‘I’ll put it as plainly as I can. I don’t want any incidents.’

Cal looked at Reininger, but Reininger said nothing.

‘Incidents?’

‘Any incident. Especially as in “diplomatic incident”.’

‘Diplomatic incident? Major, the British asked, dammit, escorted me here. What could they possibly construe as a diplomatic incident?’

‘I wasn’t thinking of the British,’ Shaeffer said. ‘They’re not the only ones in this war. And until we’re in it, whatever the reality, let’s at least
have it look like we’re neutral. You get yourself in trouble Captain and you’re on your own. Capiche?’

‘Absolutely,’ Cal said. ‘I capiche.’

Shaeffer flickered up a phoney smile, the merest flash of pearly teeth, got up and left – the audience, which was what it felt like to Cal, was clearly over. Reininger stayed. Got up,
stretched, and sat himself down in the chair Shaeffer had vacated.

‘He can’t mean that, sir. He can’t possibly mean that?’

Reininger sighed, a sigh meant to sound knowing and worldly.

‘Calvin, I’ve known you since you were a boy. Behind closed doors I’m Frank. You don’t have to call me sir or Colonel. And yes – Deke means exactly what he said.
You’re going to have to be very, very careful.’

‘Sir . . . Frank . . . I find it very hard to believe that anyone in this embassy or the War Department in Washington seriously gives a damn what opinion in Berlin thinks of what
we’re doing. If they did, then perhaps we shouldn’t be spying on them in the first place?’

‘Well . . .that’s just Deke’s way. The guy’s a frustrated diplomat at heart. But you’re wrong all the same. What we do here matters mightily back in Washington. Not
in the WD maybe, but up on the hill. Calvin, you just ask your daddy.’

Cal knew Reininger was right – every letter from the old man told him that – but the remark rankled.

‘These days I tend not to ask my father quite as much as I used to.’

Reininger grinned.

‘We all grow up. Eventually. And – you should understand this. Deke has a way of overstating things, but the embassy’s been through turmoil since you were last here.
We’ve had a clerk busted by the British for spying – I can’t emphasise too strongly the effect of Tyler Kent’s arrest on Anglo-Am relations. It was a transatlantic disaster.
And we’ve had an ambassador practically demand to be recalled – and a new man appointed who’s something of an unknown quantity. And on top of that – and strictly between the
two of us – we have the General. Bright as a button and ornery as a jackass. Gelbroaster hates Joe Kennedy. And he doesn’t care who knows it . . . if Kennedy hadn’t gone back home
I hate to think what might have blown up between the two of them.’

‘I know,’ said Cal. ‘He told me.’

‘You’ve seen him already?’

‘At the hotel on Saturday night. Just sort of bumped into him.’

‘Then you don’t need me to tell you – as far as Gelbroaster’s concerned we’re already at war. Don’t be misled by that. It’s his policy – it
can’t be American policy. Right now, from now until the day FDR goes to Congress and asks to declare war . . . we are neutral and we act neutral. Which kind of brings me to the point. Calvin,
you can’t do this in uniform.’

Cal was nonplussed. From the global to the downright trivial in three sentences.

‘I don’t have anything else. They left me no time to pack. I’ve the uniform, a spare pair of pants and the usual stuff.’

Reininger stood up again. Stuck his left hand in his inside pocket.

‘That’s easily fixed,’ he said. ‘Take these and go to a fifty shilling tailor.’

Cal took a small bundle of printed paper strips from him.

‘What are they?’

‘Clothing coupons. Should be enough there for a suit. Can’t get one without ’em. Everything’s rationed now. Try Soho – one of those narrow little streets the other
side of Regent Street. If there’s one shop there doing suits at ten bucks apiece there must be a hundred.’

Across Regent Street at Mappin and Webb’s jeweller’s, down a dark alley – London had more than its fair share of those – along the side of a mock-gothic
Victorian church and Cal emerged into a narrow Soho street of the kind he thought Reininger had meant. A couple of turns later and he stood in an alley off Carnaby Street facing the green, peeling
shopfront of a fifty shilling tailor. Above the door in faded gold lettering . . .

and in the window in crayon on cardboard . . .

He pushed at the door. The pressure of his foot on the rubber mat triggered a bell somewhere in the deep recesses of the shop. Cal stood amid roll upon roll of dull,
male-coloured cloth – the un-peacock hues of black, brown and grey, and the scarcely enlivening dark blue – the stripes of chalk and oxblood. Still the bell rang. Persistent to the
point of annoyance. He stepped back onto the mat to see if a second step undid the effect of the first and out of nowhere a short, old, white-haired man in a yarmulke appeared at the speed of
sound, pressed a button by the counter and the ringing stopped. The man smiled a small, fleeting, professional smile and looked over his shoulder.

‘Mo! Mo!
Shmegege
. The Yanks have landed!
Mach schnell
!’

He turned back to Cal. Looked Cal up and down, measuring him with the eye as only tailors and undertakers could do. Cal looked back. A tiny man, less than five foot four – the yarmulke
held on to his thinning hair with kirby grips, a rim of close-cropped white beard, a tape measure slung around his neck, a grubby waistcoat on top of a threadbare cardigan, pins stuck in all over
it and chalk dust smeared at the rims of its pockets.

‘Mo! Mo!
Mach schnell
, you
momzer
!’

Another man, identical in every respect to the first, scurried out from the back room. Eyed him up and down in the same way.

‘Vot? Just the one? You said Yanks. All I see is one Yank. Vot use you tink is one Yank?’

‘How should I know? All I said was come see. We gottem Yank. It could be 1917 all over again.’

The second tailor fixed Cal with one squinting eye, looking up at him.

‘And how many you boys are over here?’

‘I don’t know, a few dozen I guess.’

‘A few dozen! My Gott. Last time they sent whole regiments! How you expect to lick Hitler with just a few dozen?’

Cal did not want to say it. He was getting heartily sick of stating the obvious, but he said it all the same. ‘We’re not actually in the war, you know.’

‘Not in the war! Young man, everybody is in this war! You tink Hitler will stop at Irish Sea? You tink crazy Adolf stop at Atlantic Ocean? You tink the brownshirts turn around when they
see Statue of Liberty? Scared off by big green woman mit the torch an’ the silly hat? Alla them Jews in Brooklyn – you tink the Nazis just gonna let ’em be?’

‘Mo, Mo. Leave the boy be,’ said the first tailor. ‘Maybe he not here to invade France, maybe just want to buy a suit.’

‘So? Am I arguin’? I was only askin’.’

‘That’s right,’ said Cal, getting a word in edgeways.

‘Vot’s right? You here to invade France?’

‘No, I’d like to buy a suit.’

‘You want suit?’

‘If that’s at all possible,’ Cal said.

‘Gentleman wants suit!’ the first brother all but yelled in the other brother’s ear.

‘A suit you say? He wants suit?’

And then to Cal. ‘You want suit? You got coupons?’

Cal dug around in his pockets and found the clothing coupons Reininger had given him. Mo took them and riffled through them like a cardsharp, a glint of commerce in his eye.

‘Larry, the gentleman got coupons!’

Mo? Larry? Cal was beginning to find something chillingly familiar in this routine. There’d better not be a third brother.

‘Well, young man. You got coupons, the world is your oyster an’ we gottem pearls. Vot kind of suit you was wanting?’

Cal looked at the bewildering mass of rolls. One of the reasons he liked a uniform was that it saved a lot of decisions.

‘Er . . . what colour’s in this year?’

‘In?’ said Mo. ‘He wants to know vot is in. Khaki is in this year, that’s vot’s in!’

‘Khaki I got,’ said Cal.

Larry fingered the fabric of his battledress.

‘Khaki? I call it sea green mit a dash of chestnut – nice schmutter though. I think you look good in blue.’

‘Blue,’ said Mo, ‘with the double breasteds . . .’

‘And a nice pinstripe in pale grey,’ added Larry. ‘You look like a million dollars.’

‘Blue and grey?’ Cal queried.

‘Grey and blue,’ they answered, ‘Blue and grey . . .’ A head shook, another nodded, a hand equivocated in the air to express balance – six of one, half a dozen of
the other.