Revolution Number 9 (29 page)

Nuncio peeled off the “VHK” sticker, lit it with a match, dropped it in the bathroom sink, and washed it down the drain. Then he went to the spare room, searched through boxes of his departed children’s old toys and school supplies, found the big magnet bought for one son during a brief period when he thought he was fascinated by electricity. He passed the magnet over both sides of the cassette, then went into the living room and studied his tape collection. He chose Leon Redbone’s Christmas album.

Nuncio switched on his Hitachi double deck recorder, stuck Leon Redbone in deck A and the wiped tape in deck B. He hit High-Speed Dubbing, checked his levels, turned off the speakers. Then he waited in the white leatherette chair, dressed in his brown suit with the subtle green checks, tapping his foot.

The buzzer buzzed. It jolted Nuncio, as though he were wired to it. Nuncio glanced around for a place to hide the tape, saw none that wouldn’t be discovered in minutes by a well-trained cop, to say nothing of the kind of people Bunting would employ. Nuncio rose, walking past the pulsing lights of
the tape player, spinning dually in silence, and went downstairs.

The man outside wasn’t Bunting. He was old, bald, gaunt; he wore a seersucker suit and a blue bow tie. Nuncio was sure he didn’t know the man; all the same, there was something familiar about him.

The old man licked his lips; they were cracked, the tongue was yellow.

“Yes?” said Nuncio.

The old man licked his lips again. “I’d like a glass of water,” he said. His voice cracked; Nuncio had to stop himself from clearing his own throat.

“There’s a restaurant,” Nuncio said, pointing to Fazool. Then the bow tie caught his eye, calling instantly to mind the picture Bunting had showed him: an older man, not in perfect health. Knowledge was power. “A glass of water, you said? Come in.”

“Thank you.” The old man moved across the threshold with difficulty, took a long time on the stairs. Nuncio left him in the hall and went into the kitchen. When he returned with a glass of water, the old man wasn’t in the hall. Nuncio found him slumped in the white leatherette chair, his head back, his staring eyes fixed on the blinking lights of the tape player.

“Hey,” said Nuncio, and was relieved when the old man turned his head, proving he was still alive. “You okay?”

The old man nodded. Nuncio gave him the water, accidentally brushing his fingers as he did so. The old man’s skin was hot and dry. Nuncio wiped his hand on his suit pants.

The old man raised the glass to his lips and drank. His Adam’s apple bobbed up and down like blips on a heart monitor. He lowered his glass. “What’s that?” he asked. His voice seemed stronger.

“What’s what?”

“That blinking.”

“Oh, that. Just the record player.”

“But I don’t hear anything.”

“Right. I shut off the sound when I heard the buzzer.”

The old man nodded in a vague way that indicated uninterest, or possibly incomprehension. He looked around the room,
as though seeing it for the first time; his eyes came to rest on Nuncio.

“Mr. Nuncio.”

Nuncio nodded.

“My name is … it doesn’t really matter what my name is. What matters is your client Mr. Wine.”

“I’ve already told the police everything I know.”

“I’m sure you did your duty. But sometimes the police lack know-how when it comes to …” The old man winced, reached into his pocket, took out an orange pill, popped it into his mouth, sipped from the glass. His eyes closed for a moment. He opened them and said in a voice that had gotten weaker again: “When it comes to stimulating memory.”

“There’s nothing wrong with my memory.”

“I don’t say there is, Mr. Nuncio. But perhaps under stimulus it will operate even better.”

“What kind of stimulus?”

“I’m coming to that,” said the old man. He drank more water, ran his yellow tongue over his crusted lips. “Let me tell you a story,” he began. His voice cracked again. He could have played … what the hell was that guy’s name? Rumpelstiltskin.

“I’m already late for court,” Nuncio said.

“This may be worth your time,” the old man said. “It’s all about a conversation. A conversation between two men. They were discussing some events of long ago. One of the men was an eyewitness to those events. The other’s role has yet to be determined. I’m a … historian of events like that. It’s my job to ensure the accuracy of the historical record.” He paused, looked once more around the room. Everything was still, except the flashing lights of the tape deck. “You may wonder how I do that.”

“I think you’re about to tell me.”

The old man’s lips twitched, as though his brain had sent instructions to smile, but no smile came. “In this case, I made arrangements to have the conversation recorded.”

“Did you?” said Nuncio. He couldn’t stop his eyes from shifting to the tape player. The lights were on, but as he watched they stopped flashing. He heard the tiny click as the high-speed dubbing shut down.

“It’s standard procedure at my … academy,” the old man explained. He waved a bony hand in dismissal of the details of his office routine. “The conversation was duly recorded.” He paused.

The pause went on and on. “Yes?” Nuncio said at last.

The old man took a deep breath. “I’m sorry,” he said.

“For what?”

“I’m going to need to use your bathroom.”

“You are?” Nuncio was appalled.

The old man pushed himself out of the chair. As he did, his seersucker jacket opened, revealing a pink stain on his shirt. He walked stiffly from the room, down the hall, out of sight. Nuncio heard him trying one door and then another, until he came to the bathroom at the end. The door closed, the lock snicked shut.

Nuncio jumped up, hurried across the room to the tape deck. He pressed Rewind in the B deck, watched the Maxell tape spin back to the beginning, hit Play, switched on the speakers, lowered the volume to a whisper. Leon Redbone hit the first note of “White Christmas.” Nuncio fast-forwarded, caught snatches of “Frosty the Snowman,” “I’ll Be Home for Christmas,” “Let It Snow.”

He was safe.

Nuncio walked quietly down the hall, stood outside the bathroom door. He heard a groan. Then the old man spoke, in a low, furious voice. “You fucking Gerber,” he said. Nuncio backed away. The toilet flushed and water began running in the sink. Nuncio returned to the living room, sat on the couch, lit an El Producto.

The old man came walking slowly back into the living room. His face was white, pinched, his bow tie crooked. He sat on the arm of the chair. Not looking at Nuncio, not looking at anything, he said: “Please don’t smoke.”

Nuncio stubbed out his cigar. The ashtrays were filling with unsmoked cigars.

The old man watched the cigar for a few moments as though it were some dangerous reptile shamming death. Then he said, “The problem, Mr. Nuncio, is that the tape in question has gone astray.”

“That’s too bad.”

“Too bad. Yes. All the more so since it was almost in my hands. However.”

“However?” Nuncio said when the old man paused again.

“However, Mr. Nuncio, I have reason to believe that the motorcyclist who died in your park last night had it in his possession.”

“Then they’ll have it downtown,” said Nuncio, “with the rest of his effects. And it’s a public park.”

The old man shook his head. The cords in his neck tightened like guy wires in a storm. “They don’t have it downtown. And since they don’t, and since I have reason to believe it was in his possession, it follows that someone got to the tape first.”

The old man looked right at Nuncio, his eyes unveiled: hot, greedy, desperate. Nuncio kept his mouth shut.

The old man looked away, but waited for a long time before he spoke again. “Do you have notarizing power, Mr. Nuncio?”

“Of course.”

“And could you see to the proper composition of a will?”

“Yeah.” It occurred to Nuncio, for the first time, and much too late, that the old man might be armed. He shifted toward the far end of the couch.

“Could you do it here and now?”

“What are you getting at, Mr.…?”

“G.”

“Gee?”

The old man nodded. “I have a confession to make.” His gaze focused on something far away. Nuncio waited. “I’m … unwell,” the old man said. “I don’t have long to live.”

There was another pause. A question formed in Nuncio’s mind, a question he was unable to keep silent. “How long?”

The old man’s lips twitched in a second stillborn smile. “Weeks. Possibly months. But not …”

“Years?”

“No. Not years.” He drew the word out, full of yearning, making Nuncio think of the endless summers of his boyhood.

“I’m sorry,” Nuncio said. It seemed appropriate.

“Don’t be. It may be the best thing that ever happened to you.”

“How is that?”

“Or to some other lucky fellow. I have no heirs, Mr. Nuncio. I’m not rich, but do own an apartment in Georgetown, purchased a long time ago, with a present market value in excess of four hundred thousand dollars. Unencumbered by mortgage, Mr. Nuncio,” he added, anticipating the question already rising in Nuncio’s mind. “In addition, I have a small portfolio of stocks and bonds, worth about two hundred thousand, and a cottage in the Adirondack mountains, worth a ridiculous amount, considering that my father paid fifteen hundred dollars for it after the war.”

“What’s ridiculous?”

The old man shrugged. “One hundred and fifty. Possibly more. There’s also a 1985 Mercedes sedan in good condition. I don’t recall the model number. The point is, Mr. Nuncio—” The old man winced, started to double over, caught himself. He stuck a knuckle in his mouth, bit on it, slowly straightened. He took a deep breath, then another.

“Yes?” said Nuncio.

“The point is,” the old man continued, but now so softly that Nuncio had to strain to hear him, “that I would be pleased to write and execute a will bequeathing all the above-named possessions to the person or persons who could provide me with that tape.”

Nuncio’s eyes went to the unblinking lights of the tape deck. He was suddenly weak, faint, hot. He licked his lips; they felt cracked, his tongue dry. Seven hundred and fifty fucking grand. Plus a 1985 Mercedes, in good condition. Class. The car gleamed in his mind like an ideal. Then it was shoved aside by the seven hundred and fifty fucking grand. There was no God, not for the Nuncios of this world. He started to shake inside the brown suit with the subtle green checks.

The old man followed Nuncio’s gaze. He rose, moved across the room, examined the machine’s buttons, pressed one. A banjo plinked a little riff and Leon Redbone began singing “There’s No Place Like Home for the Holidays” out of the side of his mouth.

The old man turned to Nuncio, his brow furrowing.

Nuncio raised his hands, palms up. “I haven’t got it,” he
said. Understanding of what he had done hit him in waves, each bigger than the last. He felt like crying. He hadn’t cried in years, not since he’d been fired by Little Mo Pagliatto, controller of an entire crooked union in the East Bay. “I wish to God I did, sir. God, I wish to God I did.”

The old man’s puzzlement turned to anger, then to nothing at all. He didn’t look at Nuncio again. He just walked out of the room, into the hall. Nuncio heard him on the stairs, heard the front door open and close.

Then there was nothing to hear but “Christmas Island.” Nuncio listened to it. Leon Redbone had a snide, insinuating way with a song. It was the perfect accompaniment to Nuncio’s thoughts. Seven five oh. Oh oh oh. Plus the Benz. He’d tried to be clever and ended up being dumb.

Like Brucie Wine, Nuncio realized, all at once. Just exactly precisely like Brucie Wine. The disgusting little asshole.

E
mily dreamed she was in San Francisco. She’d been there once, with her parents, years before. In her dream she went into labor while driving the yellow Volkswagen Beetle across the Golden Gate Bridge. Then all the tires burst and the car stopped. Traffic disappeared. She tried to get out of the car, but her stomach was too big. Uncle Sam arrived to examine her. He told her she wasn’t pregnant at all; it was a tumor.

Emily sat up in the darkness. She rested a hand on her stomach, just beginning to swell, like some exotic soft-skinned fruit. She waited for the baby to flutter, to move, to do something. “Zachary,” she said softly. “Zachary.”

Her womb was still.

3:00
A
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M
. She got out of bed, threw on her robe, went downstairs. The house was hot and quiet. She turned on the kitchen light, poured a glass of water, leaned against the edge of the table. She found herself staring at the phone on the wall.

“It’s not far,” Charlie had said. “I’ll be home soon.”

But another day, the fourth, had passed, and he still wasn’t home. His phone call had begun in silence, lapsed into silences, ended in silence. In those silences she had heard traffic, a boat whistle; she had heard hesitation and doubt. And what about those other calls, two or three, that had been nothing but silence? Had Charlie been on the other end of them as well, screwing up the courage to talk, like a shy teenager? That wasn’t like him. Were those silences then just part of the everyday electronic world of glitches and misdialings? Or something else?

A breeze off Cosset Pond blew in through the kitchen window, subsided. Emily smelled the sea: Charlie’s smell. She
remembered Saturday morning—the morning of her wedding day—when she’d woken to find him already up, running water in the bathroom. What had she said? “Thinking of hightailing it? With me standing at the altar?”

Charlie had laughed. A strange laugh. Or was it strange simply in retrospect, in the context of what had happened later that day? Charlie’s Uncle Sam had arrived with the man in the green whale pants, then there’d been a lot of information to absorb in too little time, after that Charlie had gone away in a limousine. Ferdie Ochs, first-class SOB, his will, choice hunks of real estate: that was the text. The subtext was the rude tone in which Charlie had addressed his uncle, the smirk on the face of the man with the green whale pants, Uncle Sam coughing blood.