Revenge of the Wannabes (24 page)
XOXO
Massie hit save, then wrote another one.
DEAR CLAIRE,
HI. THOUGHT I’D DROP YOU A “FRIENDLY” E-MAIL. IF YOU ARE STILL SICK, I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER. IF YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT CAM OR MAD AT ME FOR SOME REASON, PLEASE CALL ME. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW SO I CAN ADMIT I’M SORRY. PLUS I’M GOING TO FAIL GEOMETRY IF YOU KEEP THIS UP
.
XOXO
Massie hit save again, then wrote one last e-mail.
DEAR ALICIA,
HI. THOUGHT I’D DROP YOU A “FRIENDLY” E-MAIL. ALICIA, I ADMIT WE’RE EVEN, OKAY? LET’S END THIS WAR BEFORE SOMEONE (YOU) GETS HURT.
XOXO
When Massie was done, she dragged her e-mails into her drafts folder. She wanted to give her friends a little more time to apologize first.
Massie grabbed her cell phone and ran at top speed out to the horse barn. “I must be filled with apology power,” she said to Bean, who was trying her hardest to keep up. The dog’s tongue was hanging out of her mouth and she was starting to wheeze.
“Sorry,” Massie panted. “I’ll slow down.” Right as Massie stopped, Bean took off. “Hey, that’s not fair, you cheater!”
But Massie became concerned when Bean started barking.
“Chill out,” Massie called after her.
Bean ran around the side of the barn to the sliding door. From a distance Massie could see the dog jump up on her hind legs and scratch the glass. Maybe some workmen were inside?
“Quiet, Bean.” Massie picked up her pace. “No one’s in there.”
But when Massie got to the glass door, she saw that she was wrong.
All of her ex-friends were sitting on the floor, surrounded by bowls of snacks, CDs, and scattered Polaroid pictures. Even Claire was there, sucking on a lollipop and laughing. She didn’t look the least bit sick or depressed.
Massie felt her heart leap. Were they throwing her a surprise party? Was her mom sent to lure her there? No wonder everyone had been acting so weird. But the happy feeling disappeared as quickly as it came. Her birthday wasn’t until July.
Massie yanked the handle on the glass door and slid it open. Beyoncé was blasting from the stereo. No one heard her come in.
“What’s going on?” Massie asked. She turned down the music and asked again. “What’s up?” She felt like a stranger in her own home.
Claire, Kristen, Dylan, Olivia, and two girls who looked like Kristen and Dylan were sitting on
her
yoga mats surrounded by makeup and hair accessories. They wore Alicia’s knockoff scarves around their wrists.
“What are
you
doing here?” Alicia said. “No one invited you.”
“I LIVE HERE!” Massie shouted.
“So does
Claire
. And
she
invited us.”
Massie looked at Claire, expecting her to look scared and ashamed. But she didn’t fidget or bite a single fingernail. Instead Claire met Massie’s eyes and stared straight into them. It was Massie who finally had to look away. She searched her mind for some of Dale’s words of wisdom, but the only thing that came to mind was, “Kuh-laire invited you?”
“We’re practicing our poses for the
Teen Vogue
shoot.” Alicia peeled off a
maybe
sticker and stuck it on a Polaroid picture of herself.
Massie glared at Kristen and Dylan, then raised her eyebrows, wondering why they sabotaged the revenge plan. Alicia wasn’t supposed to
know
they were booked for the photo shoot. They were going to shock her by just showing up. It was all about stealing her spotlight, just like she had done to them. … And now all of that was ruined.
Kristen and Dylan looked away, not offering a single word of explanation.
Alicia opened her new phone and turned her back to Massie. “Now, if you don’t mind, we have a phone call to make.”
Everyone surrounded Alicia while she placed the call, using the speakerphone.
Massie stood at the back of the barn and watched. She reached into the pocket of her black Juicy hoodie and ran her fingers along her Motorola, feeling the empty spaces from the missing rhinestones.
“Hey, Lu,” Alicia said into the phone.
Massie rolled her eyes when she heard the nickname Alicia gave to Lucinda. She knew this would have been a good time to leave, but she was so curious, she couldn’t pull herself away.
“Hey, Alicia.” Lucinda’s voice came through the speaker.
“Do you have the info for us?” Alicia glared at Massie.
They could hear the sound of Lucinda shuffling papers in the background. “Ch-ch-ch-ch-chhhhh … The itinerary is here somewhere. … Got it!” she shouted. “Ohhh-kaaay, dinner at Sushi Samba Friday night, say eight-ish. Dress downtown chic; you know, West Side bohemian with money. Don’t wear anything by J. C. Penney, J. Crew, or J.Lo, and absolutely nothing that even looks like dirty Lower East Side indie-music lover. You’ll stay at the Soho Grand Hotel with
moi
as your chaperone. Then Saturday morning you’ll shop for holiday clothes, and we’ll shoot you with Santa in the afternoon.”
The girls cheered silently and exchanged a round of soft high fives. “Will the magazine cover the shopping expenses?” Kristen asked.
“Who just asked me that?”
“No one,” Alicia said, punching Kristen on the thigh.
“So who’s up for spending the weekend in the big city?” Lucinda asked, shaking off Kristen’s insult.
“YEAH!” The girls screamed and cheered.
Massie watched everyone hug each other. She felt like a ghost looking in on a life she had left behind.
“Great.” Lucinda laughed. “Will you need a car to pick you up on Friday?”
“No,” Alicia said. “We’ll take my limo.”
“Heart you,” Lucinda said.
“Heart you too,” Alicia said. But Lucinda had already hung up.
Massie took a deep breath and marched over to Alicia. She stood over her and put her hands on her hips, looking straight down into her big brown eyes. Principle #4 was calling to her, reminding her to “begin in a friendly way. …”
“Will you
please
get out of my house, you wannabe, or the only thing you’ll wanna be from now on is DEAD!”
Everyone looked at Alicia, wondering how seriously they should be taking Massie’s threat.
“NOW!”
“Let’s go to my house.” Alicia gathered up her Polaroids and dropped them in her green Prada bag. “At least
my
gym is
decorated.”
She turned on the heel of her brown velvet ballet flats and headed for the glass door. Everyone scooped up their bags and followed her.
Massie and Bean stood in the horse barn surrounded by snack crumbs, yoga mats, crushed makeup, and CDs.
Massie raced to her bedroom, deleted her apology e-mail messages, and threw her mother’s self-help books down the laundry chute.
“Dale Carnegie may know how to win friends and influence people,” Massie said to Bean as she walked back out to the barn with a big green garbage bag. “But he doesn’t know the first thing about Westchester.”
2:10
PM
December 5th
Claire stood in front of her open locker, barely taking the time to appreciate the twenty strands of Nerds Rope candy Layne had hung for her. Usually she loved Layne’s surprise locker gifts, but today Claire had more important things on her mind.
Suddenly Comma Dee’s low voice came through the loudspeaker and broke Claire’s concentration.
“Hey, OCD, this is Comma Dee, yeah, you know me …”
she rapped.
“I just want to give a shout out to the six glamour girls who are city-bound to model for the
Teen Vogue
holiday issue. Hey, Alicia, if you’re still here, I have a joke for you. Tell this one to your new fashion friends. … What do you call Seven jeans for fat chicks?”
Claire heard a chorus of moans and groans echo through the halls. The only things the students loathed more than Comma Dee were her jokes.
“Give up? I’ll tell ya. … The new Seven jeans for fat chicks are called Eights. Get it? EIGHTS? That’s all for now. Have fun and don’t forget Comma Dee when you’re famous.”
Claire checked her watch and slammed her locker shut. She heard a few of the Nerds come crashing down inside but decided to deal with them on Monday, along with her neglected history assignment.
She tossed her backpack over her shoulders and sprinted down the hall. Alicia’s limo was waiting in the school parking lot and she didn’t want to be the last one to arrive. What if they left without her?
“Slow down.” Claire heard a familiar voice behind her. “Did you see your locker present?”
Claire stopped and turned around. “Oh my God,” she gasped when she saw Layne’s face. “Who
did
that to you?” Claire covered her mouth with her palm and shook her head in utter disbelief. “Was it Massie?”
Layne held her head high as she walked past a huddle of snickering girls. If she wasn’t blind to their finger-pointing and deaf to their name-calling, she sure was acting like it. She caught up to Claire and smiled with pride.
“Walk with me.” Claire grabbed Layne’s arm and tugged her down the hall. “I’m late. And besides, you need to get out of here.”
“Why?” Layne asked as she got pulled through the halls by Claire. “Are you embarrassed to be seen with me?”
“Do you know what you
look
like right now?”
Claire was referring to the headgear that was fastened around the back of Layne’s neck and hooked into her upper molars. The metal wire around her face was covered with refrigerator magnets and dangling key chains; some flashed pink and green lights. It looked like a decorated Christmas tree branch was in orbit around her jaw.
“Tanya Fuchs said I look like I crashed into Spencer Gifts. But I think I look festive,” Layne said, holding her Hello Kitty magnet in place as Claire pushed her toward the back door. “Why are we going out here? Aren’t you getting picked up in front of the school?”
“Yeah, but I don’t want anyone else to see you like this,” Claire said, noticing the white-and-blue World’s Best Mom pin that Layne had fastened between Homer Simpson and a goggle-eyed frog.
“Why?” Layne giggled.
“Because I
like
you,” Claire snapped.
“Awwwww.” Layne smirked. “You’re tho thweet,” she teased.
“It’s not funny, Layne.” Claire looked straight into Layne’s narrow green eyes. “Everyone is laughing at you.”
Layne stopped walking. Claire stopped too and turned around to face her.
“What?” Claire stomped her foot and held out her pink Baby G-Shock watch. “I’m late.”
“Claire, did I shove you out some back door when you showed up on the first day of school wearing white Keds and overalls?” Layne asked.
“That’s totally different.” Claire started walking again. She could hear Layne inching up behind her. “People thought I was out of style, not out of my
mind.”
“True.” Layne chuckled. “Well, anyway, now will you believe I don’t care what people think of me?” She swung her canvas Sunshine Tours bag back and forth like a giddy little girl.
“Oh yeah.” Claire suddenly felt a rush of admiration for her quirky friend. She waited for Layne to catch up to her before continuing on to the parking lot. They walked in comfortable silence until Claire felt a drop of moisture land on her face.
“Did you feel that?” She looked up at the sky, hoping it wasn’t about to rain. This was her first big trip into Manhattan and she didn’t want anything to block her view of the skyscrapers.
“Oh, sorry,” Layne said, wiping a pink droplet off Claire’s cheek. She immediately stopped swinging her bag. “I have a Popsicle in here.” She patted the stained canvas. “It must have melted.”
Claire giggled. “You reaaally
don’t
care what people think, do you?” They both burst out laughing at Layne’s sticky bag.
They were still laughing when they rounded the side of the school and stepped onto the paved parking lot. Claire spotted Dean and Alicia immediately. They were both standing with their arms crossed in front of the open car door.
“Hurry,” Alicia screamed.
“Coming from the girl who moves slower than detention,” Layne murmured.
Claire giggled, then started to run. Layne was following close behind.
“What are you doing?” Claire huffed and puffed. “Don’t you have class?”
“I want to give you a proper send-off.”
Claire could feel herself getting annoyed all over again. “You don’t have to.”
“Kuh-laire,” Alicia shouted. “Everyone’s waiting.”
“Ugh,” Claire said in total frustration. She started running again, too frazzled to care if Layne was behind her or not.
“Ehmagawd,” Alicia squealed when she saw Layne. “It looks like you barfed up a waiter’s suspenders from TGI Friday’s.”
Kristen, Dylan, Faux-livia, Strawberry, and Kori stuck their heads out the window of the limo. They burst out laughing when they saw Layne’s headgear.
Claire looked at Layne out of the corner of her eye. Layne was smiling.
“That’s a pretty good one,” Layne said. “For you.”
“Help,” Claire mouthed to Alicia when Layne wasn’t looking.
Alicia winked at Claire and held up her index finger to let her know she’d be a minute. She disappeared inside the limo and came out dragging her lime green snakeskin Prada bag. She opened the side zipper and pulled out one of her signature knockoff Louis Vuitton scarves.
