And it was all Phillippa Benning’s fault.
Or Phillippa Worth, as Jane supposed she must become accustomed to calling her recently reclaimed friend. But how long would that friendship last if Phillippa persisted in causing Jane such distress that she committed social blunders was undetermined.
For you see, Lady Jane had missed a step.
She could be mistaken for a statue in that moment, standing stock still in the center of Phillippa’s great ballroom, which was festooned in bridal drapery and white silk bowers running between massive bouquets of summer roses in every color. Dancers, as colorful as the flowers, swirled around Jane, stepping with mirth and verve in time to the music, while Lady Jane’s attention was caught and held by the alarming, familiar shock of hair she saw at the other end of the row, lazily scanning the dancers from the sidelines. Everyone who was anyone was celebrating Phillippa’s recent conversion from Benning to Worth, i.e. her marriage. And being as this was London and it was the Ton and Phillippa being, well, Phillippa, she must have invited the entire catalogue of Debrett’s to her wedding celebration. Oh, but how could she have invited
him
?
Jane was jolted out of her shock when a twirling debutante, doing her best with the tricky steps of the quadrille, bumped into her frozen form. Murmured apologies set off a ripple of whispers that Lady Jane, of all people, had taken a misstep when dancing. Jane quickly rejoined her partner, falling into the steps with hurried but well-practiced ease.
“Is everything all right?” Lord Turnbridge asked, in his reedy, if earnest, voice.
“Of course, my lord,” she smiled prettily at him, causing his face to take on a decidedly berry shade. “I was simply . . . struck by the decorations on the fireplace mantle. Mrs. Worth has outdone herself.”
Jane turned her eyes towards the far end of the room, where the gold and white silk-draped fireplace stood and where she last saw that blazing shock of hair, that tall, languid form. But this time, no such sight was presented. She turned her head back around, scanning the crowd behind Lord Turnbridge fervently, but to no avail. Drat it all, where had he gone?
Lucky for Lady Jane’s sanity and Lord Turnbridge’s ego, the music ended then, and she need no longer subject her dance partner to such inattentiveness. Instead, she smiled sweetly at him as he escorted her to the side of the room. Annoyingly, Lord Tunrbridge escorted her very slowly. Once there, he bowed tediously low—it was all Jane could do not to tap her foot with impatience. But finally he rose, and Jane performed the most perfunctory of curtsies before he turned away to find his next partner, presumably allowing Jane to be found by hers.
That is, if she had wanted to be found.
As quick as grace and the crush of people would allow, Jane moved through the crowd, ducking and weaving through the flow of traffic like a fish in a current.
She couldn’t have imagined him, could she? Oh please, let her be suffering delusions. She imagined Jason. He couldn’t be in London. He just couldn’t. She’d only had a month—maybe six weeks—and now . . .
Jane ducked into a corridor that she hoped led to Phillippa’s outrageously pink drawing room—really, if Jane and Phillippa had been speaking to each other at the time of her redecoration, Jane would have seriously attempted to steer Phillippa into a few more varied shades. It was in the Pink Room, however, that desserts were being served. There, overly plump matrons would be devouring sweets with a speed that would distress their laces come tomorrow, and Jane knew no sane eligible man would go near the room. (Those men who did cross the threshold of a room that pink quickly scampered away, either because of a lack of young female attention or the fervent enthusiasm of their mothers.) But alas, a left turn, and another left, and Jane quickly found herself nowhere near the Pink Room. Backtracking, Jane lifted a curtain she thought lead to the hallway.
Suffice it to say, it didn’t.
“Jane!” Phillippa Worth, née Benning, cried, as she tore her lips away from those of her husband, who was kind enough to use his height to block her from view as she readjusted some clothing that had gone suspiciously awry. “Whatever are you doing?”
“I’m looking for a place to hide!” Jane whispered furiously, placing her hands on her hips.
“I apologize, Lady Jane,” Marcus Worth said in his even, affable drawl, “but as you see, this alcove is occupied.”
Jane shot him a rueful glance to which Marcus only smiled. “You’ve been married all of twelve hours, you can’t wait another two until your wedding banquet is over?” Jane snorted at Phillippa.
Phillippa looked up at her husband, and he down at her, his easy grin apparently infectious.
“No.”
“Don’t suppose we can.”
“Well you’ve got to,” Jane replied, “because I am in a dreadful spot and it’s all your fault!”
“Why?” Phillippa looked immediately concerned. “What have you done now?”
“I’ve done nothing,” Jane scoffed. “ ’Tis your doing, and I demand that you fix it!”
“Me?” Phillippa replied, outraged. Then looking to Marcus, “Darling, you can’t let her . . .”
“My dearest wife,” Marcus interrupted, then, grinning, “I just love saying that. Ah—anyway,” he continued, at said dearest wife’s look, “if there is one thing I’ve learned during our brief courtship, its not to get in between the two of you when you squabble.”
Phillippa looked like she was about to teach her new husband a very keen lesson about disagreeing with one’s wife, but Jane had no time for such a segue. “How could you invite him?”
“Invite who?” Phillippa replied, immediately snapping back to the pertinent conversation.
“Jason!” Jane whispered in a rush, and watched a slight look of confusion mar Phillippa’s brow.
“Jason? You mean your—” at Jane’s nod, Phillippa expostulated. “But I didn’t. I didn’t even know he was in town. I would have added him to the guest list had I known, but—”
“You would have
added
him?” Jane expostulated.
“Well of course. He is, after all, a marquis.” Phillippa replied blithely, but Jane threw up her hands.
“Did it never occur to you that I might not wish to see him?”
“So sorry,” Phillippa sneered, “I haven’t kept up with your preferences. Next time I’ll plan my wedding celebration around
your
likes and dislikes, shall I?”
Before the conversation could further devolve into a spitting match, Marcus Worth luckily (and intelligently) intervened.
“Dearest,” he said, putting a gentle hand on his wife’s arm, before turning to her assailant. “Lady Jane, I take it you feel the need to make an expedient exit?” She nodded, and so he continued, “Did your father attend with you this evening?”
Jane shook her head. “He was feeling a little tired. Lady Charlbury was good enough to act as my chaperone this evening.”
Even Phillippa raised her brows at that. Lady Charlbury was an interesting paradox: a widow of middle years, she ruled society through her friendships with the Lady Patronesses, but it was of late more and more difficult to get her to respond positively to an invitation. They had both been lucky enough to attend her fete earlier this season, but to have her attend Phillippa’s!
“She’s an old friend of my father’s,” Jane replied, with only the slightest braggadocio.
“Well, then my darling wife will go and tell her you had a headache, and we sent you home in our carriage,” Marcus said, forcing the conversation back onto its rails, “and I will show Lady Jane the back way to the door.”
Phillippa, nodded, agreeing to this scheme—in no small part, Jane was certain, because it afforded her the opportunity to be seen conversing with Lady Charlbury, who was impressive even by Phillippa’s standards.
Phillippa leaned in, and gave her husband a not-so-quick peck on the lips. Then, once Jane stopped cringing, Marcus offered her his arm and lead her out of the alcove in the opposite direction of the flow of human traffic.
Marcus Worth neatly ducked and weaved his way through the crowd, managing to blend into the crowd so much that not a soul stopped him, or wished him well, or smiled in acknowledgement. Considering this was
his
wedding banquet, it was an astonishing feat. One that must have served him well in his covert role with the Home Office. It was rumoured he would be knighted for his services to the Crown, and no matter how much the public cajoled, Phillippa would not divulge specifics of said service. Which of course, made the gossip all the more rampant.
But of course, Jane was privy to the truth. She had witnessed Marcus and his brother Byrne in acts of heroics usually reserved for sensational novels.
“Turn here,” Marcus’s whisper interrupted her musings as he abruptly turned down an underlit servants’ corridor.
It took Jane’s eyes a moment to adjust, but when they did, she followed Marcus Worth’s abominably long stride towards the kitchens.
“Right this way, Lady Jane,” Marcus Worth said solicitously, carefully stooped in the low corridor—Phillippa had met and married perhaps the tallest man in London, outside of the circus. Lady Jane was just a hair shorter than the average female, and so to keep up with his leisurely stride, she was reduced to trotting.
Once in the kitchens, so rife with activity no one noticed the new master of the house and the daughter of a Duke wandering through, Marcus, after a quick word with one of the servants, guided her into a different corridor.
“This will take us to the butler’s pantry, which is right beside the front door.” Marcus informed her.
“Phillippa keeps her silver next to the front door?” Jane questioned. “Does she wish to invite burglary?”
But Marcus simply laughed at her snide remark. “No, the silver is kept in safer stores. We call it the butler’s pantry because it keeps the butler, who has a habit of lying down in between answering the door.”
Considering Marcus and Phillippa had been married mere hours, it was on the tip of Jane’s tongue to ask not only how he became so familiar with the workings of this household but also with all its secret corridors. But Jane found it prudent to keep her mouth shut, especially since they had just breached the hidden door to the butler’s pantry.
There was indeed a lack of silver, and in its stead a comfortable chair and blankets for either a terribly indulged or greatly beloved family retainer. A book on the chair completed the tableau, and Jane was tempted to peek at the title, but that would have necessitated moving, and the space was too tight for such allowances.
“Right through this door”—Marcus pointed in front of them—“and left out of the house. I believe you’ll find a carriage waiting to convey you home at the top of the drive.”
“Mr. Worth,” Jane smiled at him, “you are a terribly useful sort.”
Marcus, it seemed, decided to take that as a compliment, for after a moment he inclined his head with a smile.
“I am very glad Phillippa married you,” she said, patting his arm, “and do hope you survive it.”
At that, Marcus Worth threw back his head and barked with laughter. He opened the door in front of him, and escorted her out of the butler’s pantry.
And since he was laughing, Jane simply had to join in. And so, as they laughed and came into the candlelight of the main foyer, they perhaps were less than attentive to who else could be in that general vicinity.
So the fist to Marcus’s jaw came as a bit of a surprise.
Not that it actually connected. Marcus had alarmingly quick reflexes, and his extra height allowed him to narrowly avoid his attacker’s reach. Jane smothered a scream, as Marcus caught the hands of his attacker and pinned them mercilessly behind his back. Then, attracting far too much attention from the festivities’ attendants down the hall, he shoved the man face first against the door to the butler’s pantry.
“For heaven’s sake, Jason,” Jane cried, as he squirmed beneath Marcus Worth’s iron grip, his right cheek pressed against the wainscoting, “have you gone completely mad?”
“I take it this is the man you were so keen to avoid?” Marcus drawled.
“Yes, Mr. Worth, I’m so sor—”
“Oh shut it, Jane!” Jason spat out of the side of his mouth. Then, to Marcus, “Now, who are you and what the devil were you doing in that closet with my sister?!?”
Keep reading for a preview of the next historical romance by Donna MacMeans
THE SEDUCTION OF A DUKE
Coming Spring 2009 from Berkley Sensation!
Newport Beach, Rhode Island
WITH all the malice she could muster, Francesca Winthrop whacked the wooden croquet ball beneath her foot, sending her mother’s ball careening across the manicured lawn, over the edge of the Newport cliffs, and possibly into the blue gray waters of the Atlantic Ocean. Pity, it wasn’t her mother’s head.