Read Recipes for Love and Murder Online
Authors: Sally Andrew
âWith that fresh bread I baked.'
âAnd even some apple crumble. Wasn't it after those floods you planted your veggie garden and got your chickens?'
But I didn't answer. I was busy writing to Lucy. Now that I thought about it, I had lots of camping recipes.
Dear Lucy
, I wrote.
In the end what matters most is love and food. Without them you go hungry. And you need them to enjoy all of the other things you wrote about.
Then I gave her two camping recipes. The first one was pasta with a lentil bolognaise made with tinned tomatoes and fresh onions, garlic, ginger and lemon rind. The other was the stew I'd made for Hattie. As I typed the recipes out, I heard footsteps up our pathway. I was hoping it was Jessie, but I knew it wouldn't be.
Candy walked right in and said: âHell, I've just seen him, at a table piled with fruit. Oh, my hat.'
She took it from the back of Jessie's chair and arranged it on her head. I fanned myself with an envelope.
âMartine's ex â John. He's at the market,' she said. âHe didn't see me.' She looked at me. âLet's go talk to him together.'
âYou go ahead,' said Hattie, nodding.
But I wasn't jumping up. I didn't want to hurt Jessie. She was my investigating partner, and to go with Candy after what had happened . . . But Candy knew John, and she was like a vetkoek in the way she might get a man to talk.
âI guess I could just talk to him alone . . . ' said Candy, tapping a foot on the wooden floor.
Her orange toenails matched her lipstick exactly. I put down my letter and stood up.
There was a murderer to be found.
We flew up the road in Candy's red MG, the wind so strong my eyelashes were blowing back. I was holding her straw hat in my lap where she'd dropped it. And then, just then, Jessie came by on her scooter from the other direction. She passed us, and must have seen us, but she didn't turn her head.
There was a row of market stalls in the car park, close to the pavement. For a hundred rand a day, locals could hire a wooden trestle table, with a big umbrella. The umbrella was on a stand with a heavy concrete base. The umbrella shade was smaller than the table, and it moved around as the sun moved, so the wares were usually piled up on just one part of the table and then shuffled around to follow the shade. You could buy colourful hats or ugly handbags or cheap plastic things which broke before you got home. But some of the tables had good fresh produce from the farms nearby.
âThat's him,' said Candy.
We pulled up in front of a stall made of a double trestle table loaded with fruit and vegetables. A good-looking man with curly brown hair, a leather hat and a denim shirt stood in the sun, between two umbrellas. He had organised his tables so the green and leafy things were in the shade, and the melons, tomatoes and pumpkins were in the sun. He had also set his umbrellas so that there was some shade for his customers to stand in. Which was considerate of him. Or maybe just clever business. I recognised the man and his table. He had lived in the Ladismith area quite a few years, but he still behaved like an out-of-town type. He was there to sell, not to chat. I wondered if he would talk to us now.
Candy had parked so that he was on her side of the car. She did not look at him as she got out, but she knew he was watching. She moved slowly, as if someone was taking pictures of each pose: the red car door opens â out come her purple heels and long legs; she stands up, adjusts her sunglasses, shakes her blonde hair; her hands tug on the hem of her lilac dress; the cloth tightens on her hips and breasts.
The man's eyes were photographing every image. I got out too, carrying Candy's hat.
âLook at these fine mangoes, Tannie Maria,' she said, crossing the pavement, heading to his stall.
He had a nice selection of fruit and vegetables. I picked up a mango and smelled it. Sweet like honey. Some of the mangoes had little bumps on them. But that's what you get when you grow food in your garden. It doesn't always look as good as the shop food, but it tastes a lot nicer. A pile of fat black grapes sat next to the mangoes.
âCan I taste one?' I asked, looking up at the man.
He was about the same height as Candy in her heels and was still watching her from under his leather hat.
âGo ahead,' he said.
Ooh, it was good: sweet and juicy.
Candy was also tasting a grape, but she was taking longer about it. She rubbed it against her lips, touched it with the tip of her tongue, then licked the grape slowly. By the time she popped it into her mouth, I thought the man was going to burst. She smiled and then lifted up her sunglasses and looked right at him, as if noticing him for the first time.
âWhy, isn't that John? John Visser.'
The man swallowed and wiped his mouth.
âRemember me, sugar? Martine's cousin, Candice.'
âCandy?' he said.
âI suppose you've heard,' she said, âabout Martine.'
He frowned, and moved a cabbage into the shade.
âJa. Terrible.'
âI was wondering how to get ahold of you. The funeral's on Wednesday at ten in the morning.'
âTerrible,' he said again, his arms now at his sides. âThat man.'
âHer husband?'
âYes.'
His hands became fists.
âYou think he did it?'
âHe didn't treat her right.'
âDid you see much of Martine?'
He opened and closed his fists.
âHe was too jealous to let anyone near her,' he said. âBut I kept in touch . . . '
âWhen did you last see her?'
âCouple of weeks back. She should never have married him.'
âDid you visit her at home?'
âWhat's this, an inquisition?'
Candy smiled. She took her hat from me, and arranged it nicely on her head.
âThis is a family friend, Maria,' she said. âJohn Visser. An old . . . friend of Martine's. Maria is helping out with the funeral arrangements. John is a farmer. Still organic?'
He nodded.
âNice,' I said, patting a pumpkin. âI've got a little garden myself. My chickens and my wild garlic keep the goggas away.'
âSo you're also an organic farmer,' he said.
âI never thought of it like that,' I said. âBut I don't use poisons for the insects, and I pull up my weeds by hand.'
âAnd your fertiliser?' he asked.
âVegetable compost and chicken poo,' I said.
âExcellent,' he said, bringing his hands together in a silent clap. âThen you're organic. Most home gardeners are. Until they get bombarded by crap from the agricultural companies. They've wrecked subsistence farming across Africa with their products. Pesticides, herbicides, chemical fertilisers, and now the GM seeds. Criminal. Just criminal.'
Candy smiled.
âCan't just let nature take its course,' she said.
âNot where there's money to be made. Profit. That's all that matters.'
âMoney money money.'
He lowered his voice and leaned across the table.
âIt may be more than that,' he said. âControl. These guys are evil. They have a plan.'
âI'm sorry things didn't work out with you and Martine,' Candy said.
He stepped back and picked up a tomato.
âShe made the wrong decision there,' he said, throwing the tomato in the air and catching it.
âMaybe,' said Candy.
âLook how things turned out,' he said.
He held the tomato in his fist at his side. He was squeezing it. Red juice dripped out between his fingers.
âThese grapes,' I said, âhow much are they?'
âFifty rand a box,' he said, dropping the squashed tomato.
I didn't like to see food treated like that.
âI'll take a box,' I said, âand a packet of tomatoes.'
âI'll have three of these mangoes,' said Candy.
âI'll get a fresh box of grapes from my bakkie,' he said, âI'm keeping them cool under shade cloth.'
He wiped his hands on his jeans. I followed him across the car park, while Candy picked out her mangoes.
âBit early in the season for grapes,' I said.
âThese are early ripeners,' he said. âBut I've got a greenhouse. Bit of a cheat, I suppose. I set it up to keep out the porcupines and baboons. Then I realised I can regulate the moisture and temperature, and sometimes I can get unseasonal fruit.'
His car was a big white 4Ã4 vehicle. The tyres: Firestone.
âDo you have any pomegranate trees?'
John acted like he hadn't heard me, as he unloaded a box of grapes. I saw a sticker on the back of his car. It was big and red and said:
No Fracking Way
. Fracking? Where had I heard that before?
âWhat is fracking?' I asked.
âShe loved pomegranates,' said John, talking quietly to himself. âI planted a whole field of them for her. But it did me no good.'
He carried the grapes across to the table, mumbling something I couldn't hear.
As I paid him, I asked again: âWhat's that sticker on your car about fracking?'
âThose fracking mining bastards, Shaft. They won't stop till they've got all the coal, oil and gas out of the earth. Fracking is how they search for natural gas. They blast through layers of deep-strata rock. Toxic chemicals. It would totally mess up our groundwater. And they want to take water from our deep aquifers. A disaster for the Karoo if they go ahead. Total disaster. We've got a very fragile ecosystem here.'
âThey want to do it here, in the Klein Karoo?'
âMainly the Groot Karoo,' he said, packing Candy's mangoes into a brown paper bag. âBut they've started investigating here too. I hear they are buying up land in likely areas. They've scoped everything from the sky. With their infrared satellite devices. After last year's drought, a lot of the farmers are battling, selling their land cheap . . . '
âDid you talk to Martine about fracking?' I asked.
He started rearranging the watermelons on the table.
âThose mining companies are the scum of the earth. We've got to stop them.' He looked up at the sky. âLooks like it might rain. Think I'll pack up for the day.'
There were a few clouds building up, but it was a long way from rain. He started packing his melons and cabbages into cardboard boxes.
Candy said: âIt's at the NGK church. The funeral. On Wednesday. Could you be a pall-bearer?'
âTerrible,' said John to himself, shaking his head as he walked away, carrying a loaded box.
âI reckon that fella's one sandwich short of a picnic,' said Candy, as we got back in the car.
âMaybe he's got a few sandwiches extra,' I said.
I wasn't quite sure what I meant, but I knew it was time for lunch.
We went to Tannie Kuruman's café, where we killed two birds with one stone: we ordered two of her delicious chicken pies, and while they were being heated up, we spoke about the catering for the funeral.
âWhat do you reckon we should provide?' Candice asked Tannie Kuruman.
Tannie Kuruman adjusted the little red doek on her head, and looked at Candy's purple heels and lilac dress and then at her face. It was quite a way up for Tannie to look, what with Candy's height and heels, and Tannie K having more width than height. She folded her arms, and then looked back down again at Candy's orange toenails. Maybe she was struck dumb by the look of Candy, or perhaps she couldn't understand her American English.
So I repeated what Candy said in my own words: âWhat kind of kossies shall we give the people? At the funeral?'
Tannie Kuruman cleared her throat and spoke: âWhat about my little pies? I can do the chicken ones.'
âJa,' I said, âand maybe some of those sausage rolls you make.'
âOoh, ja, and the melktertjies. Little milk tarts.' She looked at Candy when she translated. âAnd small koeksisters . . . Cake sisters?' She pointed through the glass counter at the twisted plaits of dough, fried and dipped in syrup. âThose.'
Candy smiled. âSugar, I know what koeksisters are. That sounds just peachy. Whatever you two decide. Just send me the bill.'
âWell, for thirty rand per person I can do something simple. Or for fifty I can make it more special. How many people?'
âSpecial is good,' Candy said. She looked at me. âSixty people, you reckon?'
âThat should be fine.' Funerals were not so popular in Ladismith as they were in the old days. âCan you maybe have some pies and puddings without meat or dairy?' I said. âIn case some of those Seventh-day Adventists come . . . '
âJa,' said Tannie K. âI've fed them before. Those children look a bit skinny to me, you know . . . '
Our chicken pies smelled wonderful, and we took them outside and sat on a bench in the shade of a jacaranda tree and looked out onto Church Street. Candy was nibbling on her pie, but I took a big bite of mine, so that I could get the crust and the filling in one mouthful. Just then I heard a scooter. It was Jessie â turning in towards the café. Maybe she was coming to pick up lunch. Candy waved at her, and she saw us there on the bench, together, with our pies.
The look on Jessie's face made me stop chewing.
I wanted to spit out my mouthful and call to her. Tell her that she was my investigating partner, and the person I most liked to eat with. I chewed very fast but by the time my mouth was free, she had turned around and sped off.
That fast eating meant my food was quickly gone, which wasn't clever because it left me hungry. But then Candy's cell phone rang and she gave me the remaining half of her pie.
âIt's good,' she said, âbut I'm done.'
âDavid! Sugar!' she said into the phone, then more quietly: âWhat are you wearing?' She laughed. âDid you get my message? Yeah . . . Wednesday. How's my uncle Peter doing? . . . Really? I didn't think he was capable of tears. Are you sure it's not an eye infection? And his health?' She stood up and walked away from the bench. âThis afternoon . . . No, her lawyer's here in Ladismith . . . Yeah . . . '