Read Rain May and Captain Daniel Online
Authors: Catherine Bateson
She pulled open the oven door and peered in.
âIt doesn't look very clean,' she muttered. âOh yuck. I think that's mouse poo.'
âGross. Forget it, I'm not eating anything cooked in that.'
âDon't be ridiculous.' Mum stood up and glared at me. âIt just needs cleaning.'
âEverything needs cleaning,' I said. âEverything looks dirty. Even the walls.'
âShh, isn't that the truck?' Maggie said. âGo out and have a look, Rain.'
Even our furniture didn't make the house seem brighter.
âJust needs some paint,' Jeff's father said. âYou'll get it right, Mrs Carr. A lick of paint and you won't know the place.'
âThere's only a slow combustion cooker,' Mum said.
âWith mouse poo in the oven,' I said.
âA good clean out, that's all that needs. There's nothing like these cookers. And this one isn't that old. I remember the old lady, sorry, I mean your mum, pulling the other one out. This one would be, let's see â she got it a couple of years before she died. They last a lifetime. The old one would have, too. I told her that but she wanted a new one. A fancier one. Look, this one's even got a wok burner. She was proud of that. A great one for cooking, your mum, not like some of these pensioners living on dog food. She'd cook up a nice little meal for herself every night, flowers on the table, the whole bit. People thought she was a bit queer, but I always say live and let live if you're not hurting anyone else.'
âIt is a good stove,' Maggie said. âI remember her getting the brochures.'
âHeats all this part of the house, too,' Jeff's dad said. âAnd she could run her hot water from it.'
âSo there's no hot water until it's lit?' I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
âOh there should be. There's gas â if there's any in the bottles.'
âWhat! Gas in bottles?'
âThat's right,' Maggie said, âyou order them from the supermarket. I'd forgotten. They're round the side. There'd be some. You can't move house without needing a bath at the end.'
âThere's a bit,' Jeff's dad called through the kitchen window, âbut you'll have to go easy on it. When we've unloaded, Jeff'll go down and order them for you â they'll deliver 'em Monday â won't do it on the weekend. You'll have to be careful though. I wouldn't run that gas heater if you want a couple of hot baths.'
When they'd emptied the truck, I stood in the gloomy kitchen and looked around. I wanted Maggie to admit that it was all a big mistake, but she didn't. She plugged in the fridge and turned it on. She unpacked a box marked âElectrical Appliances' and brought out the kettle, the coffee grinder, the blender and the rice cooker. She set these up on the largest bench. She said, âI'm not going to unpack much, Rain. Not in here. I think we need to do some thinking next week.'
I wondered what she was going to think about â moving back to Brunswick?
âCouldn't we go on renting this house out?' I asked. âAnd couldn't we rent a house in the city with the money we got in rent? We wouldn't have to unpack anything then. We'd just ring up Jeff's dad and they could take it all back to the city.'
âGood heavens, darling â the rent we'd get for this wouldn't cover a dog kennel in Melbourne. No, Rain â I meant thinking about what paint colours we want, whether we want to get rid of this lino, what we need to make this house into our special wonderful home.'
âA demolition team,' I said, but very quietly.
The next thing Maggie unpacked was our fridge poetry kit.
âHere we are, Rain â feels like home already! Do you want to put them on?'
Fran had bought the poetry kit on her last overseas trip. It was just a plastic box containing a lot of magnetic words. You stuck these to the fridge and turned them into poetry. It was neat. You don't always have the word you want, though â like our kit has no âlove' in it. And then it's got words that you think you'd never want to use, like âkill'.
Mum and I wrote poems to each other. Not soppy poems. We wrote about stuff that maybe we don't want to actually talk about. I like poetry. I was named after a poem, after all. Everyone thinks I'm called Rain because I have dippy hippy parents, but that is actually not the case at all. Before Mum became Maggie she was an education administrator who wore high-heeled shoes and had her hair done ever six weeks by Jodie at The Do to Die For. And Dad's a systems network architect, which is to do with computers, not buildings, and he wears a suit to work every day.
I was named after a line from a poem. It was by e e cummings, who wasn't into capital letters. I had just been born, Mum said, and she knocked the basinette I was sleeping in and I startled. Which is what they call it when babies open their hands up wide, like little stars. Mum knew then I would be Rain â âand nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands'.
Rain was a good name for Brunswick, Melbourne, where everyone is dippy hippy, post-punk or wired techno, but I wasn't sure it was going to be such a great name in Clarkson, Central Victoria, where Jeff's dad said âwok' as though it was a word he hadn't heard much before.
It was depressing to even think of, so I checked out the garden. Maggie was right â it was a great garden. I remembered more and more about it as I explored. It's funny about memories, how they suddenly plonk into your mind, and it is as though once they start you can't stop them. First I remembered gathering damson plums with Granny. She would pull down the branches and I'd pluck the plums off for her, into a big bucket. Then I remembered eating bread warm from the oven spread with plum jam. Then I remembered her scrubbing my face until it shone like an apple and felt warm from my forehead to my chin. I was muddy â I'd been playing in the new vegetable garden bed. The bed was still there, although it was totally overgrown with weeds.
Right along the fence were apple trees, their branches stretched out so they were almost horizontal to the fence, like prisoners being tortured. I wandered over to look at the hard, new little apples and remembered Granny walking along the fence and naming each tree for me. âGravenstein, you don't get your Gravenstein apple in a supermarket. The best crisp apple in the world.' Then I remembered eating the apples she baked in a buttery, golden sauce.
I was getting hungry, when I got that âsomeone's watching you' feeling and looked around.
âUp here,' a weedy voice said, and I looked up and straight into a boy's face. He was in a tree-house next door, a tree-house which looked right over Granny's â I mean our â backyard.
âYou've just moved,' he said.
âBrilliant,' I said. âAs if you have to be Einstein to work that one out.'
âHow old are you?'
âNearly thirteen,' I said, crossing my fingers behind my back. I was actually just twelve years and one month old. âHow old are you?' He looked younger than me. His hair was all thick and sticking up and his face was a pale triangle against the dark wood. He was thin, too.
âI'm just about eleven and a half,' he said, âbut I'm phenomenally bright. What's your name?'
âRain May Carr-Davies,' I said.
âRain?' he said. âLike that girl in
Future's End, Star Trek, Voyager
series?'
I didn't know what he was talking about. âAfter an e e cummings poem, actually,' I said.
âOh.' He sounded a little disappointed. âThat's a shame. She's quite a good minor character even if she does go all soppy over Lieutenant Tom Parish in the end. I'm named after a biblical figure. I'm Daniel. Daniel Stephen Gill.'
âRight,' I said. âSo is your dad or your mum the doctor?'
âMy father is,' Daniel said. âCounsellor Diana helps out in reception sometimes, but mostly she worries.'
âShe's a counsellor?'
âNo, I just call her that. She's empathetic, like Counsellor Troy from
Star Trek.
âWhat is all this
Star Trek
stuff? What are you talking about?'
âTelevision show,' he said patiently. âMr Spock. Movies, too. Haven't you ever heard of it?'
âNo.'
âPity. So what do you do?'
âWhat do you mean?'
âI mean, do you play chess, collect stamps, go bushwalking, play basketball, or do you just muck around?'
Daniel's question made me feel as though I should do something wonderfully original to impress him, although I wasn't sure why.
âI write fridge poetry,' I said, suddenly inspired, âand I should really be unpacking.'
âFridge poetry?'
âYou know, it's what everyone's doing in America these days.'
It was Daniel's turn to sound unsure.
âDo you just write it on the fridge?' he said. âYou mean with textas?'
âNo, stupid, you get a kit of magnetic words.'
âSo you stick the words up on the fridge and they make poems?'
âYeah.'
âCan I come over and have a go?'
âWell, maybe later, maybe when we're unpacked. Probably tomorrow?'
âHey, that'd be neat. Thanks.'
âI'd better go now,' I said. âWe have loads and loads of stuff to unpack.'
âYeah. Counsellor Diana said that moving was really tough. She was going to bring your mum over some soup because she said you'd never get that big old slow combustion stove working and what if you didn't have a microwave, but Dad said city people might think that a little strange. What will you have for dinner, though, that's what I want to know.'
âPizza, Mum said.'
âFrom where?'
âWe'll get it delivered,' I said. âThat's what we did at home if Maggie worked late.'
âYou can't get it delivered here,' Daniel said. âWhere would it come from?'
âWell the pizza place, stupid, I mean where else?'
âThere isn't a pizza place in town,' Daniel said, âso stupid yourself.'
âNo pizza place?'
âNup. Closed down. They went to Queensland.'
âYou're joking?' I said. âThat is so horrible. No pizza place. I knew we shouldn't have moved. I just knew it. I'd better tell Mum.'
âSee you tomorrow,' Daniel called out as I trudged up to the house, but I was too discouraged to do more than just give him a tiny wave without even turning around.
âThere's no pizza place,' I said to Mum. âMaggie, we're going to starve.'
âWe don't eat that much pizza, Rain.'
âTonight, though, we'll have absolutely nothing to eat. The woman next door, the doctor's wife? She was going to bring over soup but Daniel's father said we'd think that was strange so we haven't even got that.'
âWho is Daniel?'
âTheir son. He's eleven and a half and phenomenally bright.'
âPhenomenally
bright?'
âThat's what he said. Mum, what are we going to do about dinner?'
âWe'll go down to the supermarket and get something â baked beans. I don't know, Rain. How's your room? Can we concentrate on what needs to be done, please?'
In the end we didn't even make it to the supermarket. It closed at 5.00 pm on weekends. We nearly didn't make it to the fish and chip shop. It closed at 7.30 pm and we got there a minute before. The chips were soggy.
âDisgusting,' I said, âabsolutely inedible.' But I ate them anyway, because there wasn't anything else.
âWho would have thought the supermarket would close so early?' Maggie said. âNot that I expect to shop here â the prices were always horrendous. I think I might drive to Bendigo once a week. Well, I'm done in. I'm going to run a bath â you can hop in after me, Rain â that way we won't waste any hot water.'
âYou mean in the same water?'
âYes, of course.'
âBut Mum, all your skin will be in the bath. There'll be a sludge of dead skin cells floating on the water.'
âI don't think you need to worry about dead skin cells tonight. Just for one night.'
She was right. There were worse things ahead. The house made so many unfamiliar noises that I couldn't get to sleep for the longest time. And when I did finally drift off, someone thumping around on the roof woke me up and I screamed out wildly.
âIt's a possum,' Mum called, âthat's all. Possums in the roof. We'll have to get them out somehow. They can damage the wiring and wee up there.'
I looked up at my ceiling. In one corner, right above my bed, was a round stain I hadn't noticed before. âIt's done it,' I shouted. âIt's peed above my bed.'
âRain!'
âMum, it has. It'll probably leak down during the night. I'll get possum pee in my eyes and up my nose. Please, please can I come in with you?'
Mum appeared at my door. She was wearing her saggy, sleepy face. She peered up where I pointed.
âI don't think that's possum pee,' she said. âI think that might be a rain leak, or something. Anyway, it's not fresh. I wouldn't worry.'
âPlease Mum,' I said, âI don't like the night here. It's too noisy. My heart is still thumping all over the place.'
âNoisy?' she said. After the traffic on Sydney Road? Oh come on, then. Just keep your dead skin on your side, all right?'
Mum's room already smelled like home because she'd burnt some incense in her little brass burner. She had unpacked some books, too, and they lay on her bedside table as though she had been reading them all week. The room looked friendly. It had been waiting for her, I decided sleepily. Maybe the whole house had been waiting for us. Maybe it could be the best Maggie-and-Rain house just like Mum promised.
I nearly got out of bed and changed my moving-day fridge poem, which was only small but packed in a lot of bitterness and had been inspired by the lack of pizza. I didn't though. It was too cold out there in the middle of the night. I thought I'd get up early in the morning and change it before Maggie even noticed.