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“I can’t help worrying it might be a trap,” the third man said. “Word reaches me that little devil’s been seen where he shouldn’t
be.”

I felt my skin crawl.

“You mean that whippet of the bosun’s,” came the papermaker’s coarse voice. “He’s everywhere, so they say. But there’ll be
plenty of us.” To my horror, he now came right over and leaned on the lid of the bin, his voice resonating just an inch or
two from the top of my head. “Boys and bosuns,” he snarled, “is easily disposed of.”

I swallowed hard.

“Don’t worry about the bosun,” said the well-dressed man sharply, “it’s not his sort you need to fear the most.”

“Anyway,” said the third man, “let’s go and pass the
message on, and we’ll see you by the Old Tup at nine.”

The Old Tup! It was an inn about halfway between Cramplock’s shop and the prison, even more notorious than the rest of the
inns thereabouts for the dishonesty of the customers it attracted.

The haughty man’s voice drawled out again. “I wish you luck, gentlemen. His Lordship and I shall expect to be informed of
developments at the earliest opportunity. Good day.” And he left them, presumably to return to the silently waiting carriage,
and to His mysterious Lordship sitting patiently inside.

“Are you going to Flethick’s now?” grunted Fellman to the other man.

“I may as well,” came the reply, “it’s just about on my route.”

At this point there was a rhythmic
clanging
on the side of the can which sent a resonating sizzle through my head. When the man by the can next spoke, his voice was
indistinct, as though he’d been tapping out his pipe and had now put it to his mouth to light.

“Just … make sure,” he said through half-closed lips, “you ain’t … followed.”

“Do you take me for a fool, Mr. Fellman?”

“I takes people for fools till I finds ‘em to be otherwise, Mr. Follyfeather.” This caused a slightly tense silence. “Now,”
Fellman continued, “if you’ll excuse me, I ‘ave some rags to boil.”

Through the chink in the can lid I saw the other man take his leave; and Fellman watched him from the window for fully two
or three minutes, until he was quite sure he’d gone, before going back through the door into the next room.

So! That man we’d met in the Doll’s Head was Mr. Follyfeather from the Customs House. I remembered the name instantly, from
the customs document I’d found at Coben and Jiggs’s hideout. But Nick and I plainly hadn’t been as inconspicuous as we’d hoped.
I cursed myself, realizing that our every move had probably been watched — even if they’d made the mistake of believing we
were actually the same person. These people were a very different kettle of fish from Coben and Jiggs, or from the bosun.
Fellman had a streak of coarseness about him, but the other two were obviously wealthy, educated, important people — though
no less criminal, it seemed, and somehow even more frightening.

Gingerly, I lifted the can lid and put my head out. Was it safe to sneak away?

No, it wasn’t. Almost immediately Fellman came back through the door and I sank back into the can. He was heavily built, with
skin like dough and patches of sweat darkening his clothes in several places, almost bald except for a few wisps of hair above
both ears. Since he’d been speaking to his well-dressed visitors
he’d donned a big greasy apron — and he was carrying a bucket. As he approached the can, I scrabbled to push the tatty bits
of old sheet over my head to try and cover myself as best I could. I had a horrible feeling I knew what he was about to do.
I shut my eyes and held my breath, and just hoped, as I heard him open the can lid above me, that I was hidden well enough.

The next thing I knew, a mass of cold, gooey water came tumbling into the can like flour paste, soaking through my clothes
and filling my mouth and eyes. I gasped for breath. Fellman hadn’t seen me: but he’d gone back into the next room for more
water, and he was back almost immediately with another bucketful. There was nothing I could do except lie there and let him
pour horrible porridgey water all over me again. I could hear him whistling; and as he came back with a third bucket, I began
to worry that I might drown.

Nick and Mr. Spintwice, in the meantime, had been rummaging through the old books the dwarf had bought from a barrow for sixpence.
Sitting cross-legged on the threadbare carpet, Nick had unwrapped the newspaper parcel they’d been tied up in, blown the dust
off each one, and sorted them into two piles, one to keep and the other to throw out.

He and Spintwice had just taken a break for lunch, and begun attacking a plump cheese, when I arrived.

“Don’t laugh,” I told them, as I stalked in. But I was wasting my time. They took one look at me and started to giggle. The
gluey stuff I’d got covered in had begun to dry and stiffen in the sun on my way back, and I must have looked rather like
a walking statue. Only when the bin had been nearly full of gooey liquid and old rags, and Fellman had yanked it outside into
the yard to stand with the others, had I been able to crawl out, retrieve Lash, and escape. I couldn’t bend my legs, and I
couldn’t really move my mouth to speak. Lash began yapping, as though he were joining in their laughter.

“You’ve turned to cardboard,” said Nick. “Did you meet a witch?”

“Don’t tell me,” said Spintwice, “a man thought you were a fence, and whitewashed you.”

“It’s all very well laughing,” I said, “I nearly drowned.” As I stood there gradually solidifying, I told them all about Fellman’s
mill and the gentlemen visitors, and how I’d had to hide, and what I’d overheard. I was actually feeling quite shaken; but
it was difficult to be taken seriously in this state.

“You mean to say you’ve walked through the streets like that?” giggled Nick.

“I didn’t have much choice,” I grumbled.

“Don’t sit down anywhere,” said Spintwice; “I’ll fill a bath.”

He went into the back room and I heard him lighting the stove; a few moments later he returned, dragging a large tin bathtub
into the little sitting room.

I began to feel very nervous.

“You really don’t have to bother, Mr. Spintwice,” I said.

“Nonsense,” he said breezily, “what are you going to do, sit there like a statue for the rest of the day? This hot water will
see to that sticky plaster in no time, especially if I help scrape it off you once you’re in. We’ll soon have you clean, Mog,
you’ll see.”

Nick showed me some of the books they’d been sorting out. I tried my best to seem interested; but my mind was racing, and
I couldn’t take my eyes off Spintwice, as he trotted backward and forward for about ten minutes, filling the bath with jugs
and pans of hot water.

“Should be just about ready now, Mog,” he said, pouring the last jug of water into the tub.

“I really don’t —” I began; but I didn’t know how to continue. I just stood there, awkwardly. Nick and Spintwice looked up
at me expectantly from their armchairs; it was plain they hadn’t the slightest intention of moving.

I looked from one to another of them, helplessly. There really wasn’t a sensible excuse which would get
me out of this. I had trusted them both with a lot of secrets by now, I told myself. They were my friends. They deserved to
know.

I sat down, took a deep breath, and told them the biggest secret of all.

I could see Nick just didn’t believe me at first.

“No you’re
not
,” he said, scornfully, as though it were perfectly obvious it wasn’t true.

“I am, Nick,” I said. “I’m a girl. I might look like a boy, and dress like a boy, and talk like a boy, but I’m not one. So
now you know, all right? And I’d rather you didn’t spread it around. It sort of suits me that people think I’m a boy. In fact,”
I said after a short pause, “I don’t know where I’d be if they didn’t.”

I often thought about this. For one thing, I wouldn’t be working for Cramplock, because girls couldn’t be printers’ devils,
and they couldn’t really be apprentices of any sort, come to that. It was only because I looked so much like a boy, and had
found it working to my advantage when I was still in the orphanage, that I’d been able to break out of there and make my own
way in the world at all. For years now I’d been doing all the things girls weren’t meant to do, like run and whistle and swear
— at first because it helped me to keep up the pretense, but after a while just because that was
me
, and it came naturally.

Being like a girl would be all but impossible, after all this time, probably.

Spintwice’s dumbstruck astonishment had softened, and he was looking at me with something like admiration by now; but Nick
was still skeptical. “So Mog’s a girl’s name, is it?” he said.

“Well, it’s —“ I began, and then stopped. I couldn’t bring myself to tell him quite
everything
, not just yet.

I was named Imogen, after my mother, but I genuinely couldn’t remember ever having been called that. Even in the orphanage
I was Mog. I suppose it must have started as a kind of pet name; but as far as I was concerned the two spare bits of my name
had just fallen off at either end and been forgotten. “It’s both, isn’t it,” I said in the end. “and it’s, kind of neither,
too.”

I watched him considering this. But he was still having trouble with it.

“But you’re not —
like
a girl,” was all he could say.

“So what are girls like?” I asked him, smiling.

“Well — they’re — well, they’re not much like you,” he muttered eventually, defeated.

“So do you still want to be friends?” I asked him.

“I s’pose.”

“It’s got to be a secret,” I said. “You’re the only people I’ve ever told. Please promise me you’ll keep it.”

Spintwice gabbled his assent, eagerly, and began to apologize; but Nick was still quiet.

“Nick?” said Spintwice, in a tone of reproach.

“I might forget,” said Nick, a bit sullenly.

“Try and remember,” I said.

He looked at me, a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth despite himself.

“It’s just a shock,” he said at last. “Of course I will, Mog.”

I felt a sudden strange elation, as though I’d scored some kind of victory, in a way I can’t really explain. My fingers were
working with nervous energy, scratching and kneading Lash’s ears as he sat at my feet, and he was growling with pleasure.
He
knew, of course, without being told; but I’d never confided in another human being about this. I’d become so used to behaving
like a boy that I suppose I half believed I
was
one, for much of the time. The truth I’d carried around with me for years only mattered when I was alone. Now, at last, I’d
found someone I felt I could trust sufficiently to tell; and only now did I realize how much effort it had really taken not
to give myself away. It was like having a great burden lifted from my back.

Perhaps — in Nick’s company, and Mr. Spintwice’s — I might be able to feel comfortable
behaving
like a girl. As it sank in, and I saw the way they both looked at me, and the way their reaction to me had suddenly changed,
I couldn’t stop grinning. It made me feel almost as dizzy as the smell of the powder in the camel.