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Look, Karen, look
!
Se
e
what I found! Do you think we can take it? It doesn

t hurt, does it, I mean, what with everything else—? It

s just beautiful and I can scour off the rust and—?

Karen glances at the poker in the grass, shrugs, smiles in assent, turns to stride on down the rise toward the boat, a small white edge of which can be glimpsed through the trees, below, at the end of the path.

Karen—? Could you please—?

Karen turns around, gazes quizzically at her sister, head tilted to one side—then laughs, a low grunting sound, something like a half-gargle, walks back and picks up the poker, brushes off the insects with her hand. Her sister, delighted, reaches for it, but Karen grunts again, keeps it, carries it down to their boat. There, she washes it clean in the lake water, scrubbing it with sand. She dries it on her dress.

Don

t get your dress dirty, Karen! It

s rusty anyway. We

ll clean it when we get home.

Karen holds it between them a moment before tossing it into the boat, and they both smile to see it. Wet still, it glistens, sparkling with flecks of rainbow-colored light in the sunshine.

○ ○? ○

The tall man stands poised before her, smoking his pipe, one hand in the pocket of his navy-blue jacket. Besides the jacket, he wears only a white turtleneck shirt. The girl in gold pants is kissing him. From the tip of his crown to the least of his toes. Nothing happens. Only a bitter wild goose taste in the mouth. Something is wrong.

Karen!

Karen laughs, a low gunting sound, then takes hold of the man and lifts her skirts.

No, Karen! Please!

he cries, laughing.

Stop!

poof!
From her skirts, Karen withdraws a wrought-iron poker, long and slender with an intricately worked handle.

It

s beautiful, Karen I

her sister exclaims and reaches for it. Karen grunts again, holds it up between them a moment, and they both smile to see it. It glistens in the sunshine, a handsome souvenir of a beautiful day.

Soon the bay is still again, the silver fish and the dragonflies are returned, and only the slightest murmur near the shore by the old waterlogged lumber betrays the recent disquiet. The boat is already far out on the lake, its stern confronting us in retreat. The family who prepared this island does not know the girls have been here, nor would it astonish them to hear of it. As a matter of fact, with that touch of the divinity common to the rich, they have probably forgotten why they built all the things on this island in the first place, or whatever possessed them seriously to concern themselves, to squander good hours, over the selection of this or that object to decorate the newly made spaces or to do the things that had usually to be done, over the selection of this or that iron poker, for example. The boat is almost out of sight, so distant in fact, it

s no longer possible to see its occupants or even to know how many there are—all just a blurred speck on the bright sheen laid on the lake by the lowering sun. The lake is calm. Here, a few shadows lengthen, a frog dies, a stran
ge creature lies slain, a tanage
r sings.

 

 

 

MORRIS IN CHAINS

We have him, I make this report to the nation. Sleepless search, intransigent effort in the common behalf: our thanks to his captors! Morris has at last surrendered. Pursued night and day through the complexity of our parksystem (Morris, old head, protested:

But only the parks remain 1

Bumpkin! know, then, that is not your crime!), tracked by the undisguisable deposit of sheepshit, am bushed in the end by a massing of passive tourists. The interrogation was brief, the confession not quite so: alexandrian impudence! It will
not
repeat
not
be made public. Morris is in chains, his sheep shot. He has requested exile—they all do I—he shall not receive it.

The hunt was long, nor was it painless: Morris trod old paths, forced a suffering of the inveterate green visions, a merciless hacking through the damp growths of our historic hebephrenia. It was perhaps an epic of its kind, our best m
inds were engaged, and yet t
his must be granted the captive: it was his own grit and cunning gave it grandeur. Much time was wasted, of course, undue risks taken. Our fundamental error here was probably in the chase itself. But once the remarkable Doris Peloris, M
D., Ph.D., UD., assumed com
mand, the end came quickly. She gathered the necessary data, reined in the hunters, set a trap of mechanical crickets, and waited for the inexorable conclusion. All praise to Dr. Peloris
!
Her wisdom is the State

s blessing!

Encounters with Morris were never rare, but Morris never stayed to fight. Cowardice? who could say so? he had his sheep to care for. Loose shreds of shrill fluting would reach our ears, and, bucking the melodic rack, we would approach, encircle, converge, catch a glimpse of his beardtuft, shee
pskin jerkin, leather breeches—
and then: gone! how explain it? s
heep and all. For a time: confu
sion, silence, group gloom. Then: a distant report of Morris

piping and the chase was on again. It was almost as though Morris were challenging us. But simple song against our science! he lost, of course. As is well known, our parks are not connected. It is not yet clear how Morris forded the concrete stretches, but on the other hand, it is no secret that he has friends in the City. Categories of the unredeemed still to be catalogued.

 

(slippin nightlike through their bl
in
kerin unarkades and splashin here below through the tile sluices I tell ye if they figger to live so close atop each other they gotta excrete less it makes a grim swim of it poor old Rameses and the girls their wool all clotted with that gop and no suns to dry by and overhead the raspin scrape of steel heels needlin the concrete cobble that caterwaul of sirenshrieks the which sure ain

t nothin like the nightjars scares me silly sometimes/well a pox on
e
m old furrylegs! it ain

t the choice is mine god knows
I
ain

t got no mission! just alfalf and lotus that

s all I

m seekin and these days it

s damn hard to come by I can tell ye/sure hard to it we swooned their old granddaddies but somethin

s clear the matter with this brood ain

t none of em

ll let an old hero rest his achin arse or play a lay clean through and the damn sedge swarmin with them buggers by damn! blessed flock run sick and meatless their hides mange
-
rotted and all burred and briared nothin but sour froth in the tired old teats and spite of all they

ll get us they

ll get us makes me plumb sick! them slickers they do mean business damn if they don

t! see them jaws? see them eyes? they ain

t kiddin and if you don

t get em first old furrylegs them steelyglass muck
e
rs

ll have an
end to
us so
a
pox
on
em
you hear?
a
pox
on
em!)

 

There were early crises, these have been admitted. No one doubted the eventual outcome, of course: it was merest Morris versus the infallibility of our computers, after all. Data properly gathered and applied must sooner or later worst the wily old cock. But, perhaps due to an underestimation of the adversary

s perverse vitality, those early expeditions were all too often subverted by disorder, what we can now see as undeniable disorder, were little more than a random series of spontaneous incursions of the sort that most suited Morris

own patternless and irresponsible life. He just stayed downwind, fluted a few slim echoes off our City walls, and led his panicky pursuants into one blind valley after another. The times grew serious. It ceased being a mere
parlorgame. New flocks were re
ported forming. New pipes were heard, plaintive essays, not to be compared with Morris

mastery, to be
sure, but the oldstyle har
monics was unmistakeable. Rebellion threatened. Dr. Doris P
e
loris was given command.

On a worldwide appearance, Dr. Peloris reassured the citizens that there was nothing to fear.

All possible cause for panic will be eradicated,

she affirmed with a machined precision, her words destined for immortality.

We shall put an end to idylatry. The studied dissonance upon which our modern State is painstakingly structured will not so easily be corrupted.

Through the tense days that followed, Dr. Peloris and her handpicked staff of highly trained urbanologists, high above the City, pored over the dossiers of previous forays. Polly and the other systems analysts made octal and symbolic corrections to the operational program, broke down old software systems and reassembled the data under new descriptors, and came up with a new standard programming package for the project, now known as Project Sheep Shape. Boris the Chartchief prepared detailed flowcharts, built three-dimensional transverse Mercator

s projections of the entire park-system, and mapped out Morris

movements, but both he and the doctor agreed there was little to go on.

Even nonpattcrn eventually betrays a secret system,

Dr. Peloris explained confidently to all present,

but so far that of our subject, which seems largely instinctual, is simply not apparent.

Nan, her personal aide, working out of the newly reprocessed data, reduced Morris

known personal habits, the natural objects that seemed to attract him, his own minimal needs and the needs of his beasts, manifest psychosexual behavior, and the like, to realtime-based mathematical formulizations, but even these computations proved inconclusive.

No, Nan,

said the doctor gravely, pencil gripped in her teeth,

clearly for the moment the hunt itself must go on.

She assembled the expeditionary force into emergency session, braced them for the difficult assignments that lay ahead, spoke frankly of old temptations.

You laugh. Yet, we are already, let us admit, to a degree corrupted. As much by our own shaky starts as by Morris. We can nearly admit notes of savagery in our parks, have not yet stifled the wild optimistic call. We might yet be thrilled by the glimmer of disembodied eyes burning hot in the dark forest, by the vision of bathing naiads

bared mammari
e
s or of nutbrown torsos with furry thighs, by the one-note calls of hemlock pipes. In short, we are not yet freed from the sin of the simple. But it is our children, to speak in the old way, whom we must consider. There must be no confusions for them
between the old legends and con
ceivable realities. It is they who oblige us to grub up, once and for all, the contaminated seed of our unfortunate origins.

Enthusiastic applause. Boris recorded the intensity on his phonometer, wrote out the figure for Nan to report in her log. He nodded toward Polly, and both observed with troubled frowns her unmoved placidity, her subtle smile.

Our strategy is divided into two parts,

Dr. Pcloris continued,

the pursuit and the trap. The second of course depends on the first, which is essentially a fact-finding mission, but which at the same time may serve the complementary function of harassing and exhausting the adversary, forcing predictable pattern-reliance: the wearier, the unwarier.

Boris and Nan spoke to the doctor after the meeting about Polly.

Her mind wanders,

said Boris.

Her butt

s too plump,

observed Nan. Dr. Peloris nodded wistfully. It was well known that Polly was one of her favorites.

Does
she dream of the sweet bird, the bright star?

sighed the doctor.

Well, our interest in her wanes.

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