Playing Up (5 page)

The selector hadn't even noticed him. The worst thing about it was that Davey understood why. If he was a regional selector, he wouldn't have noticed himself either. Davey was even more determined to get Kaboom back and show the selector just what he was made of.

Davey woke with a start. It was dark outside, but he could have sworn he'd heard a noise outside his bedroom window.

He glanced at Max, who was fast asleep on Davey's bed, back legs in the air, snoring lightly.

‘Some guard dog you make!' Davey nudged the dog, who rolled over and promptly went back to sleep.

Davey hopped out of bed and opened the curtains.

‘Yikes!' Davey nearly fell over backwards at the sight of Sunil's face pressed right up against the window.

‘Scared the life out of me,' Davey muttered.

Sunil mouthed the words ‘
Open up
' and held a finger to his lips.
Sunil must be up to one of his schemes
, Davey thought. He wondered what it was.

He opened the window and peered sleepily at his friend. ‘It's not time for morning detention yet, is it?' Davey asked.

‘I've had an idea about where Kaboom might be,' Sunil said. ‘I'll tell you on the way to get Kevin and George.'

Despite being grounded
forever
for getting his bat confiscated, Davey nodded and began dressing.

‘We'll need one of your shirts,' Sunil added, ‘and the smellier the better.'

‘Easy!' Davey handed over his training shirt from the night before. It ponged all right.

‘And we need Max,' Sunil said.

Davey gave a low whistle and Max leapt to his feet. He stood alert on the bed, tail wagging, ready for action. Davey climbed out the window and joined his friend.

‘Come on, dog,' Davey called to Max.

Max leapt expertly out of the window and Sunil closed it quietly behind him.

George did a sweep of the empty playground with his binoculars, taking in the surrounding quadrangle of buildings.

‘The coast is clear,' he reported.

‘That's because nobody in their right minds would be at school this early,' Kevin grunted.

‘There's Trundle!' Kevin pointed towards the east corner of the school. ‘Right on time, as usual.'

Mrs Trundle insisted on unlocking all of the classrooms in the school each morning. After completing this task, she monitored the main school gate – trying to catch out
any uniform offences and generally being a nuisance.

The sound of keys jangling grew louder. Max's ears pricked up, but Kevin shot him a dirty look, willing him not to bark. For once, Max did what someone wanted him to do.

Kevin watched as Mrs Trundle unlocked the 6M classroom door.

‘We've got about ten minutes before Mudge arrives for detention,' Sunil said.

The boys shot inside the classroom. They knew exactly where to look. Mudge had a large metal cabinet in which he stored a treasure trove of confiscated items.

‘Check it out,' Davey said, holding up Duncan Carver's water pistol.

Sunil found Luca Panas's game cards and Mariana Larkin's comic books.

‘I know that hat!' Kevin picked up an old battered footy cap.

‘It's Mo's,' Sunil said.

Kevin shook off the dust and punched the cap back into shape.

‘Correction,' he said with a cheeky grin, as he put the cap firmly on his head. ‘
Was
Mo's.'

Sunil laughed. ‘I'd like to say it suits you, but Mo isn't known for his good taste.'

Max barked his agreement.

The boys rifled through all the stuff, but didn't find the cricket bat.

George opened Mudge's desk drawers and a small leather-bound book caught his eye. He picked it up and scanned the pages.

‘Mudge writes poetry.'

Davey looked over George's shoulder at the book. It was love poetry. A name caught Davey's eye. Lavinia. The name Lavinia was repeated on almost every page. Lavinia? Did that mean Trundle?

An image of Mudge and Trundle kissing popped into Davey's head. ‘Urgh!' he exclaimed and immediately stopped reading.

‘You're up, Max.' Sunil gave the dog a scratch. Max sat on his haunches, eager to take part in the adventure. Sunil held Davey's shirt out for Max.

‘Take a good whiff of Pong de Warner,' he instructed the dog.

Max obliged by taking a good sniff and wagging his tail. He jumped up on his hind legs and did his dance.
I know that smell!
he seemed to say.

‘That's right, Max,' Sunil said encouragingly. ‘We need you to find Davey's bat.'

Max ran around in circles and let out a series of short sharp barks. He jumped on Davey.

‘Sshh, dog!' Davey hissed. ‘Not me, the bat!'

Max tilted his head and froze. He had a whiff of something. He jumped down and began following his nose, zig-zagging around the room. He came to a tall coat cupboard in the corner and scratched at the door.

‘He's got something!' Kevin exclaimed.

‘Bingo!' Davey said.

George hastily shoved the notebook into his back pocket and joined the others. The boys clamoured to open the cupboard. Inside were three black umbrellas and a pale blue duffel bag with a wooden handle sticking out one side.

‘Kaboom!' exclaimed Davey.

He reached for his beloved bat . . . just as a familiar voice spoke.

‘I see you've found your bat, Warner,' Mudge said in barely more than a whisper. He stood planted in the open doorway, his magenta ears illuminated against the early morning light like a pair of wings about to take flight.

‘Y-yes, S-Sir,' Davey stammered.

Mudge came over to the cupboard and slammed the door shut, narrowly missing Davey's fingers.

‘Don't worry . . . I'll find a new hiding place for it,' he told them.

‘Sir!' Davey said, crestfallen.

Mudge looked like the cat who'd eaten the cream. ‘Your detention just got extended by another term!' He glared at Max. ‘And how many times do I have to say GET THAT DOG OUT OF HERE!?'

They had been so close, but it looked like operation Kaboom was a no-go.

The morning couldn't go quickly enough for Davey. Mudge lorded it over him by dangling Kaboom before his eyes. By the time the bell rang for lunch, Davey was desperate.

This can't be happening,
he said to himself when he joined the others outside the classroom.
He didn't have Kaboom and every minute of his life was taken up with Mudge, Mudge, Mudge.

‘You lot better be waiting when I get back,' Mudge threatened as he went to the staffroom to get a coffee. He'd given them ten minutes to eat their lunch before rubbish pick-up duty began.

Kevin put on a battered old peaked cap.

‘What's with the non-regulation headgear?' Davey asked.

‘Only Mo Clouter's most prized possession,' Kevin explained with glee.

‘Does he know yet?' Sunil asked.

‘Any minute now.' Kevin nodded in the direction of the quadrangle. Mo and his entourage were approaching.

‘Like my new hat, Clouter?' Kevin called.

It took a moment for Mo to register what Kevin was talking about. After all, his brain did run at a slower speed than most. Then his pimply face erupted in a scowl. He wasn't happy.

‘You punk, that's my hat!' he yelled. He raced over to where Kevin stood.

‘Correction.
My
hat now.'

Mo lunged at Kevin, but was too slow for Kevin's fast fielding reflexes. With lightning feet, Kevin darted to one side and easily dodged Mo's outstretched hand.

‘You're going down!' Mo thundered.

‘Over here!' Kevin taunted Mo by tipping his cap at him and scurrying in circles around him.

Mo was lunging at him over and over again. He kept missing by a fraction.

‘Look, that's my lucky hat!' Mo growled. ‘Give it here!'

‘Have to catch me first,' Kevin said, sprinting away.

Mo growled and lumbered after Kevin, chasing him around the quad. After five rounds, Mo bent over and paused to get his breath back.

‘What's wrong, Mo?' Davey asked.

Mo straightened up and shook a fist at Davey.

‘I'll get it back, don't you worry,' Mo snarled.

‘If you say so,' Davey shot back, smiling.

Mo's face had turned purple. He was absolutely livid with rage. ‘You'd better keep an eye out – all of you!' he sputtered.

He took off after Kevin again, but it was useless – Kevin was far too fast for him.

Sunil and George had tears in their eyes they were laughing so hard. But Davey had other thoughts on his mind besides Mo. As far as he was concerned, Mudge had declared war in the same way that Mo had. It was game on.

He was even more determined to get his bat back. The question was, where would Mudge hide it next?

Davey, Sunil, George and Kevin had arrived at school early again.

The idea to look in the school sports store room had been Davey's. ‘The perfect place to hide a bat is among heaps of other cricket bats,' he said.

‘It's worth a shot,' George agreed.

But when they got there, the door to the store room was locked firmly with a large rusty padlock.

Davey gave it a tug, but the padlock held fast. ‘So much for that idea,' he said with a sigh.

Sunil wandered around looking for a way in, but there was only one small window covered by metal bars. ‘The toilets are part of the same building,' he said. ‘Could we get in through them?'

Davey shrugged. ‘Let's check it out.'

They went into the boys' toilets. There was a small window high above the sink that led directly into the storage room.

‘You're a genius!' George gave Sunil a friendly punch.

‘Better believe it,' Sunil agreed.

George studied the small opening. ‘Reckon you could squeeze through?' He looked at Davey.