Peaches Monroe: The Return of Ursula (Short Story)

BOOK: Peaches Monroe: The Return of Ursula (Short Story)
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The Return of Ursula © 2014 Mimi Strong
A Short Story related to the Peaches Monroe Series
ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN LOL ANTHOLOGY VOLUME 1
A sassy bookstore manager is pursued by a famous actor in this outrageous, funny, sexy book series.
Praise for Stardust (Peaches Monroe Book 1):
"A definite 5 stars. Stardust had me in fits, it was hot and steamy, the side characters were fantastic too (her mum had tears rolling down my face) and I would recommend it to everyone I know!" -- Dawn, The Romance Cover
"Fan-freaking-tabulous! I loved this book so much I wanna take it out for a drunken night on the town, then bring it home for hours of wicked debauchery." -- Quirky-Gurl Media
"You will not be able to put this book down once you start reading it. Mimi Strong has done it again." -- Diana Pezzino, Goodreads
"This book deserves 4 thumbs up and at least 20 stars." -- Writers & Readers Blog
"This romance is a roller coaster of innuendo, hot sex, and brilliant storytelling. Once again, Mimi Strong has used her genius to spin us a fantastic story you will not want to put down." -- Gloria Herrera, Goodreads
"This book is full of fun, witty and snarky humor that had me laughing all the way through to the end." -- Carole, Goodreads
"I fell in love with Dalton immediately..." -- JG, Goodreads
"...I absolutely LOVED, LOVED this book and I want more Peaches." -- Katherine(Ginnie) H., Goodreads
"5 Stars... I couldn't put this book down, I loved the dynamic of the characters and Peaches' tell-it-like-it-is attitude." -- Jennifer Boni, Goodreads reviewer
"In true Mimi style, the sex scenes are scorchers." -- author Starla Cole
"This book is one of those rare ones that will surprise you and you will be hooked. I love the witty comments that Peaches can always seem to come up with. I would rate this book 5 stars and ... I am Team Peaches!!!" -- Stories & Swag
"Wow this book made me laugh, wiggle uncomfortably and flat out fall in love with Peaches." -- Book Addicts Not Anonymous
Love, LOLs, and Reviews for Peaches Monroe:
"I absolutely adore this series and Peaches. She's a confident smart ass woman. She makes me feel good about myself."
-- Monica, If These Boobs Could Talk
"Peaches... I love Peaches. I am totally on Team Peaches. She is snarky, funny, naïve, lovable, and a freakin' mess. In true Peaches fashion I was laughing until I had tears at several places throughout the story."
-- Miranda, Mommy's a Book Whore
"OMG there is a total TWIST in this one that I couldn't see coming, as I was reading I WAS LIKE OH MY GOSH IS THIS FOR REAL!!! I mean it was like the one two punch to my senses I had to reread it a few times to make sure I got it right!"
-- Nicole, Book Addicts Not-so-Anonymous
"Book one in the Peaches Monroe series, Stardust, is undoubtedly one of the funniest books I've ever read, and its sequel, Starlight, follows suit. This is definitely the type of book you should read in private, and I'm not just referring to the naughty bits. I'm certain that if I was reading this in public, anyone who happened to be sitting nearby would've been subjected to spontaneous and raucous bouts of laughter."
-- Yvette, Nose Stuck in a Book
"The book is so funny and HOT that I couldn't put it down...completely pulled me in!"
-- Kim, Two Crazy Girls with a Passion for Books
"Starlight allows a more intimate connection with Peaches. I already identified with her, but now I understand her much better. I felt like Peaches experienced some real emotional growth. That combined with her classic snarkiness, her shoot first-ask questions later attitude, and all those super-smexy moments with Keith, equate to lots uproarious fun!"
-- Bookworm Brandee 
"She is so open with her thoughts; I could not help but feel I know this woman. She is a like a kindred soul who has exposed my innermost feelings and is getting away with it."
-- Gloria, Long and Short Reviews

The Return of Ursula
A Peaches Monroe Short Story
by Mimi Strong

DESCRIPTION:
Peaches Monroe returns to Los Angeles a married woman. The house is paradise. Her husband is delicious. The water in the shimmering blue swimming pool is perfect. But there's trouble in paradise. Her new husband, famous actor Dalton Deangelo, won't invite her to the film set of his vampire-drama TV series. How are they going to consummate their new marriage at home if they're sleeping in separate bedrooms?

The Return of Ursula
can be read as a stand-alone short story with no cliffhanger! You can also read more about Dalton Deangelo and the sassy Peaches Monroe in Mimi Strong's bestselling
Peaches Monroe
series. This short story takes place between the final chapters of
Book 3, Starfire
.

GENRE:
Romantic Comedy with Steamy, Sensual Scenes. LENGTH: 11,000 words or about 40 pages.

Turn the page to begin reading THE RETURN OF URSULA, A PEACHES MONROE SHORT by Mimi Strong.

The Return of Ursula
A Peaches Monroe Short Story
by Mimi Strong

1

I’d been wed to the perfect man for a week, and everything seemed… perfect.
Too perfect.

We started flying back to L.A. Sunday night. My gorgeous husband, famous actor Dalton Deangelo, had to get back to shooting the new season of
One Vamp to Love
early Monday morning.

Dalton’s butler and pilot, Vern, was flying the small private airplane. The two of us newlyweds were cuddled up in one very luxurious passenger seat, kissing and groping each other like a couple of teenagers at Dolphin Falls.

Dalton nuzzled my neck. “Peaches Monroe, I can’t believe you married me.”

“I can’t believe you were late for your own wedding. Some girls would be mad about getting upstaged.”

He gripped me tighter and fondled my peaches like he was shopping at a farmer’s market and checking them for ripeness. “I could never upstage you. I may be the actor in this marriage, but you’re the one with all the drama.”

Oh, no, he didn't!
 

I pulled away and stood up. “Excuse me? I cause all the drama?” I looked around the cabin for something cold and wet to throw on him. The press doesn't call me Super Soaker for nothing.

He quickly replied, “And I like all your drama. You make life interesting.” He patted his lap to invite me back. It was tempting, but I stood my ground.

“You’re wrong. I’m actually quite responsible.”

He gave me one of his million-dollar smirks, grinning while his green eyes moved up and down the curves of my body. “Responsible? How’
s that tattoo of yours healing up?”

“I’ve had a crazy summer, but…”

I crossed my arms and looked out the plane’s tiny window. I had to look away from his dazzling green eyes, before he could hypnotize me. Dalton’s not really a two-hundred-year-old vampire—he just plays one on TV—but he does have many of his vampire character’s charms. Maybe he was born charming, but got better at it through his role. That would explain why he’s always getting me to do crazy things like trespass onto private estates, and sell my wedding photos to
People
magazine.

The small plane hit a patch of turbulence, and I had to grab a nearby handhold to catch my balance.

“I’ve had a crazy summer, but I’m going to behave myself now,” I said.

He quirked his eyebrow. “Whatever you do, don’t start behaving yourself now. Take your clothes off and let’s settle this like adults.” His eyes moved over my body in a way that made me tremble with anticipation
.

“What? No,” I whisper-yelled, fighting hard to resist temptation. “We’re hurtling through the air on a plane the size of a soda can.” The plane dipped again. “Plus Vern’s right there, and he’ll know.”

“You’re such a cutie when you’re all riled up.” He gave me one of his character’s hypnotic looks and got serious. “Come to me. You are mine.” He patted his lap suggestively.

I crossed the aisle, got into my own chair, and pulled out a magazine to read. Maybe it was the turbulence from the flight, or maybe it was just sinking in that I’d married this guy I barely knew, but I didn’
t want to play his games.

For the first time in my life, I understood why my mother gets so upset at the annoying things my father does. It’s not that the things he does are so terrible, it’s that he does them specifically to annoy her.

Dalton made a comment about the weather, and I pretended not to hear him. We flew in silence for a while, with only the thrum of the engine.

“Don’t tell me you’re trying the silent treatment,” Dalton said, chuckling. “Peaches, that’s not going to work for you. You can’t keep your mouth shut for five minutes.” He kept chuckling, pleased with himself.

“You’re the one with zero self-control, not me,” I said coolly. “Obviously.”

“No way. If anyone’s going to be causing problems in this marriage, it’s you.” He was still grinning. “Or possibly my father.”

I snorted and flipped through the pages of my magazine. His father, Jake Blake the porn star, provided ten times the trouble of all my family members put together. Under my breath, I muttered, “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”

I kept flipping through the pages, waiting for him to apologize for hurting my feelings.

But he didn’t apologize. He grabbed the paperback my father had left on the plane during a previous flight, and started reading.

I decided to prove him wrong about the silent treatment.

For the rest of the flight, I didn’t say a single word to my new husband. It wasn’t easy, though, because I kept thinking of the perfect comebacks, and it was a shame to waste them all.

2

We drove up into the Hollywood Hills just as the sun was setting. All the tradespeople had gone home with their gardening and pool maintenance vans, so the vehicles we passed were mostly convertibles that looked like they cost more than an entire house back home in Beaverdale, Washington.

My heart started to pound when we pulled up to the gate of Dalton’s house. I hadn’t been there since my visit to pick up my stuff, during our breakup. That meeting hadn’t gone well, and thinking about it made me uneasy.

Dalton reached over and patted my thigh. “Welcome home, Mrs. Deangelo.”

I bit my lower lip and didn’t say anything. The silent treatment was still in effect. However, as I looked up at the elegant house peeking through the landscaping, and then over at Dalton’s handsome face, I couldn’t remember why I’d been upset in the first place.

“Say
something
,” he said gently.

The gate opened, and Vern steered the car up the driveway.

Dalton hadn’t apologized yet, but since I couldn’t remember what he was supposed to apologize for, I decided to lift the silent treatment.

“Your house is amazing,” I said. “I love how cute it is on the outside. It’s a Spanish Colonial, right?”

“Our house
,” he said. “
Our
house is a Spanish Colonial. And I know you think the inside has too much modern stuff, so I’m looking forward to seeing how you redecorate.”

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