Read Patrick McLanahan Collection #1 Online
Authors: Dale Brown
“Iâ¦er, the general, he ordered them brought here, sir.”
“The general, eh? General Buzhazi is a prisoner here, Sergeantâperhaps one small step up from that dead officer lying there, but only just.”
“But Iâ¦Sir, I received no orders regarding the general except that he be held here. I received no list of charges, no sentencing order, no⦔
“Are you this stupid every day, Sergeant, or is today something special?” Badi asked. “Buzhazi is an enemy of the republic and is considered a traitor and possibly a spy, assisting terrorists to enter the country and attack military bases. He deserves to be hung naked by his thumbs for the rest of the year, but that decision will be left to the Supreme Defense Council. Until then, he will be placed in isolation and monitored twenty-four-seven. Understood?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Any more words that the general utters in your's or your men's presence is to be recorded and transmitted to me immediately, to be collected and used against him at his court-martialâif he's still alive when it commences. Clear?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Now get that piece of diseased meat out of here, put those other prisoners back in their cages, then place yourself on report. I will escort the general to his cellâafter we have a little chat. Get moving.” The master sergeant barked orders, restraints were placed on General Buzhazi, and Badi took him by the arm and led
him out of the briefing room. As they walked down the corridor, Badi remarked, “I see the old Buzhazi charm is still working. Don't tell meâit was your superior powers of persuasion that prompted one of the most senior soldiers at Doshan Tappeh to not only let you out of your cell but to let three others out as well.”
“It's called âleadership'âtreating a soldier like a fellow warrior instead of an idiot,” Buzhazi said. “You should try it some time.”
“Actually, I'm sure it was our fearless leader Yassini's fault for not leaving specific instructions regarding your arrest and detention,” Badi conjectured.
“Another example of poor leadership: blaming others for your own failures,” Buzhazi said. “Fattah and Tahmasbi were just following orders.”
“Who?”
“Yet another example of poor leadershipâyou don't even know the names of your key personnel, not even the master sergeant on duty. And it's âmaster sergeant,' Muhammad, not âsergeant.' Calling Fattah a âsergeant' is an insult to his years of service.”
“I guess I'm getting quite a lesson in leadership from you this morning, aren't I, Hesarak?” Badi said. They approached the office of the security detachment commander, where another very large guard resembling Tahmasbi, except perhaps bigger and meaner-looking, was standing at attention. Badi told the security commander he needed his office, and he motioned for Buzhazi to step inside after he had departed.
Buzhazi stepped to the center of the room. “So what brings the chief of the Pasdaran to the dog pens, Muhammad? I would think you'd want to distance yourself from me as much as possible.”
“I've had little trouble doing that since I worked on your headquarters staff, Hesarak,” Badi said as he moved to sit behind the security commander's desk, leaving Buzhazi standing before him. He started drawing geometric shapes on the polished sandalwood desk before him. “My investigators collected sixteen bodies from the disaster at Orumiyeh, Hesarak. Most died in the truck bomb explosion and the gunbattle that followed; several others had
burns and other serious injuries but had a single shot to the head, execution-style.”
“A dead Kurd is a good Kurd.”
“I didn't say all were dead, Hesarak,” Badi said. “A few were still alive and even conscious.”
“Good. Make them talk. We'll find out where their base or home cities are and launch a punitive attack immediately.” He looked at Badi suspiciously. “You know, Muhammad, I'm very suspicious about the details of that attack.”
“Oh?”
“It was almost perfectâ¦too perfect,” Buzhazi said. “My Internal Defense Force personnel at Orumiyeh were the best of the bestâthe showpieces of my new force.”
“Looks like they weren't as good as you thought, eh, Hesarak?”
“The Border Defense Battalion was specially trained to detect and repel foreign invaders, especially Kurdish terrorists, because of their location so close to Kurdish-controlled territories⦔
“Guess they screwed upâthe outcome of your vaunted leadership skills, no doubt.”
“Security was airtight,” Buzhazi went on. “I've encountered some experienced and excellent Kurdish soldiers, but this attack was uncharacteristically precise, fast, and lethal, even for the most highly trained Kurds I've ever known.”
“What are you getting at, Hesarak?”
Buzhazi looked carefully at Badi, then shrugged. “I don't know, Muhammad. I have nothing. I might still be in shockâI can't concentrate on any details. All I can see when I think about it is body parts scattered around me like ripe fruit fallen from trees in an orchard.”
“Well, concentrate on this for a moment, Hesarak,” Badi said. “The men we are questioning have already given us a great deal of information, almost all of it corroborated with each other and with intelligence information we've already receivedâsuch as the number in their attack squad.”
“That could be usefulâor it could be a lie,” Buzhazi said. “If it's a lie, we can use it against them in later interrogations. However, I'd be cautious of exactly-matching responses, Muhammadâthey could have been coached as a group to give false or misleading information.”
“I don't think so,” Badi said. “They told us other interesting pieces of informationâsuch as some of them were captured by your men.”
“My men? I came to Orumiyeh to preside over a stand-up ceremony for a border defense unitâI didn't bring any men. I didn't even bring⦔
He didn't hear him coming until it was too late. While Buzhazi was distracted, Badi's bodyguard had closed the office door, withdrawn a metal baton, and swung it full force, striking him in the right kidney area. Buzhazi's vision exploded into a cloud of stars, and all he could hear was the terrifying sound of a freight train out of control rushing at full volume in his ears. He gasped at first until the full shrieking tsunami of pain rolled over him, and he cried aloud and dropped to the carpet, writhing in agony.
“If I didn't know you better, Hesarak,” Badi said, “I'd say you captured those prisoners and are secretly interrogating them.” Buzhazi didn't hear him until Badi repeated himself a few moments later after the roaring in his ears had subsided. “What do you have to say to that, General?”
“Iâ¦I'd say you know me pretty well, Muhammad, my old friend,” Buzhazi said through the choking clouds of pain.
“Where are they? I want them.”
“Of course you do, you piece of shitâbecause they're Pasdaran, aren't they?”
Badi's eyes widened in surprise and his mouth dropped open in confusion, but only for a moment, and then the crocodile's smile came back. “Very clever, Hesarak. Did you know, or did you just guess?”
“I suspected it, but when you showed up here, I knew,” Buzhazi groaned. “It's the only logical reason why you would come
down here and interrogate me personally. You sent Pasdaran Special Forces disguised as Kurds to attack fellow Iranian soldiers? Why, for God's sake?” Badi didn't answerâbut his eyes told the whole story. “You're shitting me, Badiâyou did it because you thought the Internal Defense Forces would replace the Pasdaran as guardians of the revolution?”
“Your units were goodâ¦almost too good,” Badi said. “You stood up that base at Orumiyeh for a tenth of what it would cost the Pasdaran, and in less time than anyone would have guessed. Yassini and the Supreme Defense Council were starting to take notice. A few on the Council argued that paramilitary forces couldn't take the place of the Pasdaran, that they would flee at the first sign of the enemyâI just took his suggestion and staged a little raid. Your men didn't run, I'll give them that, but they were completely unprepared. It was easier than I ever could have hoped⦔
“Except for some of your men being captured, you mean?”
“Before long you will be terminated, and soon after so too your Internal Defense Force project,” Badi went on, “and the Pasdaran's budget and border security responsibilities will be fully restoredâperhaps even increased, as they should be.”
“You're nothing but a sick, egomaniacal bastard, Badi,” Buzhazi said. “You can't stand to be subordinate to anyone, so you stayed quiet about Tufayli's incompetence as captain of the aircraft carrier
Khomeini,
and then after he was dead you blamed the whole defeat on me. I never would have thought you'd stoop so low as to kill your own people to advance your career.”
“Why not, Hesarak? Your career certainly isn't going anywhere. You could have raised the Prophet up from the dead, and you'd still be known as the one who lost Iran's regional military domination to a numerically inferior Western force. And since Yassini is such a proponent of this idiotic Internal Defense Force idea, he'll go down too⦔
“And you'll be promoted as chief of staff and remain head of the Pasdaran.”
“Why stop there? If I can plant enough false memos and
directives, I might implicate the president in the whole Internal Defense Force scheme and take him down tooâand I can slip into that position as well.”
“All I have to do is trot out your Pasdaran agents captured in the raid wearing Kurdish terrorist outfits, and your game is up.”
“Not if I can get to them first, Hesarak,” Badi said menacingly. “That's why you're going to tell me where they are.”
“Screw you.”
“General, I'm going to take great delight in watching you be tortured by my man here,” Badi said, nodding to the very large man standing over Buzhazi. “He's going to do it the old-fashioned wayânot with unpredictable drugs, but with good old-fashioned physical torture. You're too old to resist it. My man is an expert on knowing exactly how far he can take old geezers like you through the corridors of pain, to the very thresholds of coma and death, without crossing over. All of your Shock Trooper training from thirty years ago won't help you one bit.”
“Fuck you, Badi.”
“It's going to take us a few minutes to get set up, Hesarak. We'll let you think about what is about to happen to you. If you talk, and if what you say is true and my men are recovered, I'll kill you quick and painlessly. Otherwise, you will experience levels of pain that you can't imagine. And it won't be continuous or cause unconsciousnessâit'll be slow, lingering, sharp, and unexpected. Before long you'll be screaming information at me and begging for mercy. You can end any such unpleasantness by telling me what I want to know. I know my man here will be disappointed by not performing his tricks on you, but he'll get over it, I'm sure.”
Badi rose from the desk, grabbed Buzhazi by the hair, and said in his face, “You'll be taken to an interrogation room, Hesarak, and prepped. You'll be âwired for sound,' as they sayâyour tongue, your testicles, your heart, and your entire nervous system will be plugged into a nice big electrical transformer that we can precisely control. But there is no âvolume control' on this device, Hesarakâjust an âon' and âoff' switch. It's full voltage every time.
It'll be interesting to see how you do. I strongly recommend you tell me what I want to know, now, before the fun really begins.”
“I said, go screw yourself, Badi,” Buzhazi said. “By the time you get anything out of me, my men will have changed locations a half-dozen times. If I'm dead, my men will trot out those captured Pasdaran commandos and release their videotaped confessions. The warrant for your arrest will be issued shortly after that. You might as well start getting out of the country now. May I suggest South America?”
“At the very least, we can find out what else you might know,” Badi said. “As I said, as we go on, you'll be most anxious to tell us all sorts of things. This I guarantee. Good-bye, Hesarak. This will probably be the last time I see you with all of your faculties still intact.” Badi patted Buzhazi's face, then motioned to the bodyguard. “Have the general taken to an interrogation room and prepared for his âdebriefing.' Have them notify me immediately when he breaks.” The bodyguard nodded and opened the door for the generalâ¦
â¦and Badi saw a man in light gray fatigues, desert combat boots, and the blue beret of the Iranian Air forces standing in the doorway. Behind him stood three soldiers, similarly dressed, carrying automatic rifles. “What is this?” he shouted.
“Greetings, General Badi,” the first soldier saidâand in the blink of an eye he raised a sound-suppressed Russian Makarov automatic pistol, fired three shots just past Badi's left ear and directly into the torturer's face, then pushed Badi inside and closed the door, leaving his three soldiers to guard the outside. The soldier dumped Badi to the carpet with a kick to the side of his left knee. The Pasdaran general screamed aloud at the pain and shock of the sudden attack. “Who in hell are you?” he cried.
“You don't recognize me, General?” the soldier asked. “You took great delight in ruining my career about eleven years ago.” He tossed a set of handcuff keys to the Pasdaran commander, then pressed his pistol against his forehead. “While you're thinking, release General Buzhazi, now.”
Badi crawled over to Buzhazi and unlocked the handcuffs; Buzhazi grabbed the keys and released the waist chain. “Now I rememberâ¦Sattari. Mansour Sattari, Buzhazi's chief of staff.”
“Very good, General,” the young officer said. After the handcuffs were removed, Sattari had Badi place them on himself, then helped Buzhazi to his feet and waited until the injured general was able to stay on his feet by himself. “If the general is injured, Badi, you die right here and now.”