Authors: Catherine Aird
âMust have a couple of shots of the blood, eh, Inspector? The doctor'll want a picture for sure. Very keen on drops of blood, is our Dr Dabbe. Myself, I find I like â'
âYou can tell a lot from the shape of the drop,' Sloan interrupted him austerely. He'd heard Dyson on his likes and dislikes before and they weren't exactly edifying.
A quick brightness illumined the covered quadrangle as Dyson photographed first the drops of blood and then the whole scene.
âI don't often do this to music,' he remarked, cocking his head slightly to one side.
âMadrigals,' said Sloan briefly.
âWhatever they are when they're at home,' said Crosby, moving in from the shadows where he had been keeping guard.
â“This sweet and merry month of May,”' remarked Dyson, listening hard.
âWe've left them at it,' said Sloan. âAt least we know where that lot are.'
âWe'll catch them when they come out,' said Crosby. âThe last man in may have seen something.'
Sloan wasn't so sanguine.
In his experience the young were not truly observant. Not after adolescence began, anyway. Until then they saw a lot in a sharp-eyed but innocent way. Then their worlds narrowed to themselves and it was several years later before they discovered the great human outside again. After that they observed it in a way that was no longer quite so innocent but more detached.
â“When nature wantons in her prime,”' warbled Dyson alertly.
â“And birds do sing, and beasts do play,”' added Crosby in tune, entering into the spirit of the thing.
Then Williams, Dyson's assistant, turned in the direction of the sound and began quoting too. â“For the pleasures of the â”'
âThat may be a chorus for male voices,' Sloan said gruffly. âThis isn't. Get on with it.'
Someone else began his work by appealing against the light in the cloister, too.
That someone was Dr Dabbe, Consultant Pathologist to the Berebury and District General Hospital, and Police Surgeon to those of the force's clientele that were already dead. He stood by the body for a minute or two giving it his whole attention. His assistant, a perennially taciturn man called Burns, had rigged up another light and was now unpacking the pathologist's bag.
âWell, well, Sloan,' began Dr Dabbe easily, âand what have we got here?'
âHenry Moleyns, student,' said Sloan literally. Actually that was also about as far as he was prepared to go at the moment: that the young man was Henry Moleyns and a student.
âWhile what I have is one young man not long dead â within the last hour, I should say.' Dr Dabbe cocked an enquiring eye at the policeman. âIs time going to be of the essence?'
âI expect so,' answered Sloan gloomily. âIt usually is.'
The pathologist's assistant had already â unbidden â begun to take the temperature of the atmosphere.
âCause of death almost certainly an incised wound to the left of the sternum,' said the pathologist, peering forward but not touching anything.
âRight,' whispered Crosby under his breath. He was leaning forward because he was taking notes.
âLeft, Constable,' said Dr Dabbe, whose hearing was excellent.
âLeft,' pronounced Sloan flatly. âThe deceased's left.' Someone, someday, was going to have to sort Constable Crosby out.â¦
âStage left,' said the pathologist, adding conversationally, âThe Devil always enters stage left. Did you know that, Sloan?'
âNo,' said Sloan shortly. Sorting Crosby out wouldn't be easy.
âOne funny thing, though.' Dr Dabbe had stopped and was examining Henry Moleyns' hands.
âYes, Doctor?'
âNo cuts or scratches anywhere on his fingers.â¦'
âWe'd noticed that,' said Sloan generously. As far as he knew, Constable Crosby hadn't noticed anything.
âVery unusual with a stabbing.'
âMost people would put their hands up,' agreed Sloan.
âI would,' said Crosby immediately.
âPure instinct, of course,' said Dabbe. âAutomatic reaction. It doesn't save them.'
âSo â¦' began Sloan.
âSo he didn't see it coming?' offered Constable Crosby from the side-lines.
âOr didn't take it seriously,' said Dr Dabbe. âI expect a fair bit of horse-play goes on in a place like this.'
âSo â¦' repeated Sloan, thankful at least for Burns's habitual silence: back-chat à trois was quite bad enough. âSo â¦'
âOr didn't recognise the weapon for what it was,' said the pathologist.
âSo it was not an accident, anyway,' persisted Inspector Sloan. That was always something that had to be got out of the way.
âVery unlikely.' Dabbe grinned enthusiastically. âOf course, Sloan, you do get some really esoteric accidents these days. There was a case the other day â'
âAnd not suicide?' went on Sloan firmly. That was something else that had to be got out of the way. Officially. And before the press got too excited: and before the pathologist got carried away.
âNot unless he fell on his sword,' said Dr Dabbe. âNot much of that about these days.'
âHara-kiri,' said Crosby. âI've read about that. That's what the Japanese do.'
âOnly when they've failed at something,' said Sloan dryly.
âThere's no sword about that I can see,' said Crosby, peering about.
âNo sword immediately visible,' the pathologist corrected him amiably. âI'll be able to tell you more about exactly what did it presently, but you'll have to find it, Sloan â that's your job. Unless it's still in the body, of course, and then it's mine.'
âI don't care who wants to do what, Mr Bennett,' said Alfred Palfreyman magisterially. âThere you are and there you stay.'
This time the emissaries from the Almstone administration building were definitely a delegation and not a raiding party. Hugh Bennett and another man had got out of one of the windows before the Head Porter's assistant, Bert, could get all the window frames back in again. They had promptly come round to the Porter's Lodge to ask for the keys.
âHo, no,' continued Palfreyman. âWe're having none of that. The only person that comes out of that building until I say so is the Dean. And the sooner he comes out, Mr Bennett, the better, if you take my meaning.'
Odds of two to one are in theory considered better than evens â but Hugh Bennett still didn't sound confident when he said, âDr Wheatley doesn't come out of there until he lets Malcolm Humbert come back to Almstone College.'
Palfreyman, who considered himself the equivalent of two students any day of the week and therefore didn't even feel outnumbered, said, âThe Dean comes out. Nobody else does.'
âNot until he lets Humbert back,' said Hugh Bennett immediately, though some of the conviction had gone from his voice.
But Bennett had underestimated his opponent. Neither stalemate nor an arguing match had crossed the Head Porter's mind.
âNobody else,' Palfreyman repeated, âunless you've got Mr Ellison of Tarsus with you in there. He can come out. The police are looking for him.'
7 Compound Attacks
â“Twenty-six minutes”?' echoed Superintendent Leeyes down the telephone line. âIs that all he said?'
âSo the girl tells me, sir.' In duty bound to keep in touch with Police Headquarters, nevertheless Sloan wasn't finding the process helpful.
âAnd was it?'
âWas it what, sir?'
âTwenty-six minutes past seven,' snapped Leeyes, whose approach to most things was literal. âDidn't you ask the girl?'
âShe thought she found him just before the half hour, sir.'
âSo the time matters,' concluded Leeyes speedily, âdoesn't it?'
âI don't know, sir,' said Sloan. âNot yet.'
âCome, come, Sloan,' said the Superintendent testily, âmen don't waste their dying breaths on saying things that don't matter, do they?'
Sloan himself drew breath. King Charles the Second's âLet not poor Nelly starve' was the first quotation that came into his mind. Sergeant Gelven, at least, would have said that that was important. He was the fattest man on the station.
âDo they?' repeated Leeyes.
Sloan searched his mind. There had been something he'd learnt at school ⦠what was it now ⦠and then it came to him: âCrito, we owe a cock to Aesculapius.'
âWhat?' enquired Leeyes.
He must have said it aloud.
âSocrates,' said Detective Inspector Sloan uncertainly, âI think.' A grubby schoolboy when he'd first heard that, he'd never thought that he would ever call it to mind again. âLast words.'
âWell, they're important, aren't they?' said Leeyes largely. âOut of debt, out of danger.'
Sloan hadn't thought of that aspect of the ancient philosopher's remark.
âHe wouldn't have wanted to die owing,' said the Superintendent. âNot him.'
âNo, sir,' agreed Sloan hastily, blessing some long-forgotten schoolmaster. Perhaps now â who knows â he would find a use for Pythagoras' Theorem. The Geometry teacher had always insisted that everyone ought to be able to prove Pythagoras. Sloan could â or rather, had once â but hadn't found the fact helpful in life so far.
âTwenty-six minutes,' mused the Superintendent. âFunny time.'
âWe think he was on his way to an appointment with the Chaplain,' offered Sloan, âat seven-thirty.'
âWas he now?' said Leeyes quickly. âWhat for?'
âWe don't know. He made an appointment with the Chaplain without saying what it was about.'
âWe can't read too much into it, then, can we?' said the Superintendent.
That, thought Sloan to himself, was rather good coming from a man who had decided that William Shakespeare was an atheist solely on the strength of Hamlet's final âThe rest is silence.'
âIt might matter, sir,' said the Detective Inspector. âToo soon to say.'
âAnything else come to light?'
âHenry Moleyns wouldn't go to the sit-in,' said Sloan slowly. âApparently he had quite an argument about it in Hall on Tuesday evening with a man called Challoner.'
âHe's one of the trouble-makers, isn't he?' The Superintendent had the true policeman's memory for the bad lot.
âNumber two after Humbert, I should say.'
âFind out about that, then, Sloan.'
âYes, sir.'
âAnything else?'
âDr Dabbe says that the weapon â'
âTut, tut,' said Leeyes reprovingly, âdon't you know that “weapon” is an emotive word?'
âYes, sir.' And he knew all about the emotions the use of the Weapons aroused, too, but he did not say so.
âCan't have you using that,' said Leeyes. âAs good as a red rag to some of our lady magistrates.'
âNo, sir,' said Sloan impassively. âOf course not.'
âWeapon implies attack â¦' The Superintendent's voice became an elephantine parody of someone in Court.
âHe was attacked,' Sloan began again.
âI know he was. You know he was. He knows he was.' Leeyes came to the end of his declension and said smartly, âBut that doesn't mean that we'll be able to get away with saying so in court just like that.'
Unmoved, Sloan started yet again. âDr Dabbe has described the nature of the instrument which caused the penetrating wound, sir.'
What you thought and what you said in court were horses of such different colours â and as far as the police were concerned always would be â that Sloan saw no irony where none was intended.
âThat's better,' said Leeyes. âNow, what about this instrument?'
âSharp, sir.'
âThat all?'
âSo far. The doctor's going to do a post mortem straight away.'
âGood.'
âI shall want some help, sir, please. A woman police officer, for the night.'
âRight.'
âThat all?'
âYes, sir.'
Leeyes grunted. âWhat about the Dean of Almstone?'
âStill prisoner.'
âPoor Wheatley,' said Kenneth Lorimer. âHe won't be very happy, will he?'
The Dean of Almstone, Dr Herbert Wheatley, might still have been safely in baulk in his own administrative block, but the Master of Tarsus, Professor Kenneth Lorimer, was still very much in play. This might have been due to chance. He had been in London all day doing battle at a University Grants Committee meeting and had thus not been available for kidnapping.
The expression âDining with the Vice-Chancellor' which had been so readily bandied about by John Hardiman, the Bursar, earlier in the evening, had been merely a cover story for a prolonged conference of such heads of the six Colleges as were still at liberty. They were gathered in his sitting-room.
âWell, gentlemen,' said the Vice-Chancellor as the coffee cups circulated, âare we agreed to continue our policy of masterly inactivity?'
The others gravely acknowledged the pun and nodded their assent. The various alternatives to doing nothing had in any case all been thoroughly canvassed over the past hour: and been dismissed in turn as mostly wishful thinking.
âPalfreyman tells me,' went on the Vice-Chancellor, âthat they haven't injured Wheatley or anything.'
âI'm glad to hear it,' said the Dean of Ireton briskly. The term before, he himself had been severely bruised about the left eye while attempting to introduce a distinguished but unpopular speaker who had come to address a meeting at Ireton College. The distinguished speaker had not only never had a hearing (âDemocracy in Danger' had been his subject) but had been covered in flour for his pains.
âAnd Wheatley hasn't made any concessions, I hope,' said Lorimer of Tarsus hawkishly. Professor Lorimer had made none at all at the University Grants Committee meeting and was still feeling militant.