Nothing Like You (2 page)

Saskia leaned toward me. “Do you have a highlighter or a pen or something I could borrow?”

“Yeah, okay.” I reached into the front pocket of my backpack and pulled out a mechanical pencil. “How’s this?” Suddenly I had a flash of that chart they show you in tenth-grade Sex Ed—How STDs Spread:
Billy sleeps with Kim who sleeps with Bobby who does it to Saskia who really gives it to Paul who sleeps with Holly, which makes Holly a big whore-y ho-bag who’s slept with the entire school.

“That’s great,” said Saskia, smiling. “Thanks.”

I nodded and smiled back.

•••

“Holly, move downstage a bit—to your left. And try your line again.”

“Once more, with feeling,” I deadpanned, closing my eyes and letting my head fall forward.
Gosh, I’m so clever
.

I walked downstage and shuffled sideways. “Wait—from where?”

“Start with: ‘O, the more angel she, / And you the blacker devil!’ And Desdemona, stay down—you’re dead, remember?” Desdemona, or Rachel Bicks, who’d been sitting Indian-style on the stage sucking a Tootsie Pop, rolled her eyes and slinked back down. “Look more dead,” Mr. Ballanoff barked. “Okay. Emilia, Othello. Go.”

“‘O, the more angel she, / And you the blacker devil!’”

“There’s the spirit.” Ballanoff turned toward Pete Kennedy, my scene partner, who was standing stage right holding a pillow. “Othello?”

Pete did his thing, kicking around the stage like an overzealous mummy—he was big into
gesturing
and, somehow, still, he seemed so stiff. I
blah-blahed
back, just trying to keep my words straight without flubbing my lines. I don’t think we’d made it through half the scene before Ballanoff was waving his clipboard, recklessly,
suddenly
, interjecting, “God, both of you, stop, please.” Then, “Holly, god, come’ere.”

I walked forward. “What? What’s wrong now?”

“Where’s the
fire
? He’s just killed someone you love, he’s calling her a whore—
where’s the fire
, Holly?”

I shifted back and forth from leg to leg. “I ate too much at lunch. I’m tired. We only have three more minutes of class left… .”

He mashed his lips together, exhaling loudly, out his nose.

Ballanoff is Jeff’s age about, early forties, but I’ve always thought he looked older than my dad until this year when Jeff aged ten years in a blink; going from salt and pepper to stark white in three months.

“All of you,” Ballanoff shouted, “Learn your lines this week. Please. Work on feeling something
other
than apathy. Next class I expect changes.” He smiled then, his eyes crinkling. “You can go.”

I snatched my knapsack off the auditorium floor and lunged for the door.

“Holly.”

“Yes?”
I whipped around.

“Help me carry this stuff, will you?”

I trudged back down the aisle, grabbing a stack of books off a chair. Ballanoff took the other stack and together we walked out the theater doors, toward his office.

“How’s your dad?” he asked, balancing his papers and books between his hands and chin.

“Fine. The same.”

Ballanoff knew my mom in high school. They once sang a duet together from
Brigadoon
.

“How’s Nancy?” I asked. Ballanoff’s wife.

“Good, thanks.” He unlocked his office door, kicked an empty cardboard box halfway across the room, then dumped the pile of books onto his cluttered desk.

I set my stack down on the floor next to the door. All four corners of his office were crammed with crooked piles of books, plays, and wrinkled papers. A tiny, blue recycling bin shoved against the wall was filled to its brim with empty diet Snapple bottles.

Ballanoff sighed, walked over to the mini fridge, and took out an iced tea. “I expect more from you.”

“Yeah, I know.”

“It wouldn’t kill you to get a little angry, or to feel something real for a change.” He paused for a bit, then said, “How are you, anyways?”

“Dreamy.”

“That good, huh?” He collapsed into his black pleather desk chair, swiveling from side to side.

“Oh, yeah. Pep rallies and bonfires galore. Senior year really lives up to the fantasy.”

He laughed, which made me happy, momentarily. “What about you?” I asked.

“What about me?”

“You know. How’s life in the teachers’ lounge?”

“Oh, hey.” He took a long pull off his diet iced tea. “Same old shit, year after year.”

I flashed my teeth. “I love it when you swear.”

“I should watch it, right? Before Harper finds out and fires me for teaching curse words alongside
Othello
.” Harper. Our principal.

“It’s true. Look out. You’re a danger, Mr. B.”

“I should hope so.” He slid two fingers over the lip of his wood desk. “Thanks for your help, Holly.”

I perssed the sole of my sneaker against his shiny orange door. “Anytime.”

“Tell Jeff hi for me, okay?”

“Will do.” I pushed backward then, out of his office and back down the hall.

“Jesus, Nils, watch the windows.”

Nils was all over some dumb girl, backing her into my driver-side car door, his grubby little fingertips pressed against the glass.

“Oh. Hi Hols, hey.”

“Hi.
Move
, please.”

He and the girl pushed sideways so I could get my key in the lock. “Much obliged.”

The girl giggled and turned toward me.
Oh, no.
Not her.

“Hey, Hols? You know Nora …” Nora Bittenbender. From my Calc class. Before Nils she’d supposedly slept with two teachers: David Epstein and Rick Hyde. Pretty girl but
way
bland for my taste. Fair and freckled with these jiggly, big pale
boobs she was always jamming into push-up bras and too-tight tank tops. Her weight fluctuated nonstop—skinny one week, chubs the next—and her taste, Jesus,
seriously questionable
. School ensembles that bounced between cheesy nightclub clothes and oversized, heather-gray sweats.
Sexy
.

“Do you want a ride or not?” The hood of my car was covered in ash. I slid a finger through the dusty gray soot, then hopped inside. “I promised Jeff I’d take Harry out for a run after school, so either get in or I’m leaving.”

“Right, yes! Okay.” Nils ran over to the passenger-side door. Nora trailed him, holding on to the back of his shirt. “But could you drop Nora off on the way? She lives right by us, on Pawnee Lane.”

No.
“That’s fine,” I said. “Get in.”

Nils crept into the backseat. Nora took shotgun. “Holly, thanks,” she said. “I missed my bus.”

“Yup.”

“We have gym together, don’t we?”

“Calc,” I said, flooring the accelerator and, three seconds into my drive, nearly crashing into pedestrian Paul Bennett.
Good one, Holly.
I pulled to a stop and rolled down my window.

“Crap.”
He looked really great. He was wearing this old, thin, button-down with a small tear at the collar. His bangs lay on a diagonal across his forehead, hitting his eyes just so. “You missed me by a millimeter!”

“I’m sorry! I’m
so
sorry! Are you okay?”

Paul started toward my window, then, spotting Nils and Nora, stopped short and readjusted his backpack. “I’m fine. Just”—he waved his hands in the air and smiled—“startled, is all.”

“Right. Sorry.”

I watched his hair blow backward as he turned and walked on toward his car. Then I lightly pushed down on the gas and rolled out onto the main road.

“I didn’t even know you knew Paul Bennett.” Nils had scooched forward in his seat so that his face was floating somewhere over my armrest.

“I don’t, not really.”

“You sure?’Cause he seems to know you.”

I felt something un-nameable tickle my gut. Regret? Longing? I shook my head. “I mean, we have a class together. He knows my name, I guess.”

“Maybe he likes you,” said Nora, poking me in the shoulder.

Nils scoffed. “No offense, but, I don’t think Holly’s really Paul Bennett’s type.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” I turned sideways and gave Nils the icy eyeball. “What’s Paul Bennett’s type? Please! Pray tell.”

Nils folded a stick of cinnamon gum into his mouth. “You know, blond. Willowy. WASPy. The anti-Holly.”

“Saskia Van Wyck,” said Nora, nodding.

I rolled my eyes. “Of course. Saskia Van Wyck, the anti-Holly.”

“That’s a good thing, Hols. She’s plain spaghetti.” He looked at me lovingly. “No sauce.”

Nora twisted around in her seat so that she was facing Nils. “Can I have a piece of that?” She was biting Nils on the neck and pulling on his pack of gum. “I
love
cinnamon. I do.”

We spent the next twenty minutes stuck in traffic on the PCH. In my rearview I watched Nils make eyes at Nora.
He’s better looking than her, smarter than her, he’s just better
, I thought. They were mismatched. Like fast food and fancy silverware. Or spray cheese and sprouted bread.

“Oh, hey! This is me. I’m up here, on the left,” she said, “the green one with the tree.” There was a porta potty parked on her front lawn next to a tall stack of aluminum siding. “We’re expanding the kitchen. And adding a half-bath.”

I turned up her steep driveway and stopped ten feet short of the garage. She kissed Nils on the mouth.
Smooch, smooch.

“Thanks again, Holly.” And then, to Nils, “Call me.”

“Will do.”

She was gone.

I kicked the car into reverse and started backing up. “Okay, get up here. I am not your chauffeur.” Nils
scooched from back to front, contorting to get through the tiny space between seats. We were side by side now. Neither one of us talking. I drove quickly back down Nora’s twisty street and out onto the main road, where we passed my favorite rock. White and long and crater-faced; like a slice of the moon.

“Okay. What the hell, Nils,
Nora Bittenbender
?”

“So cute.”

“Of course.
Cute.
What beats cute?” I snipped.

“Boobs.”

“Right … of course.
Boobs
beats cute.” I glared at him sideways. He had his head turned and tilted back, his hand hanging languidly out the window.

“You don’t even know the girl, Holly.”

This thing with Nils and girls started junior year with Keri Blumenthal, a pool party, and a stupid green bikini. Then before I could blink, my friend was gone and in his place was this dumb dude who
loved
Keri Blumenthal and lame bikinis and even though I’m
loath
to admit it, this is when things really changed for us. Keri Blumenthal wedged a wall between us. Fourteen days they lasted and still, when they went bust, that dumb wall stayed intact. “She talks like a baby,” I said.

“Holly.”

“And why does she wear those clothes?”

“Comfort … social conventions …”

“Not
any
clothes, pervert. Those
particular
clothes.”

“Holly. Come on.”

“Seriously, what’s the deal with her and Epstein? Is that for reals, or no?”

“I dunno …”

“I just don’t understand why you like her. You’re better than—”

“Holly.” He sat up really quick and grabbed my hand. “Stop it. Okay?” He tightened his grip and creepy tingles rolled up my arm. “I’m not gonna marry the girl.”

I looked back at the road, mimicking Nora’s babyish lilt. “You’re not?”

Nils dropped my hand. “You’re a weirdo, Holly.”

I pursed my lips. “At least I’m not a baby with … big boobies.”

“Weirdo.”

I slapped him hard on the arm and turned up my driveway. We both laughed.

I parted ways with Nils and beelined for the fridge. Harry was at my heels begging for food, so I unwrapped a single slice of American-flavored soy cheese, rolled half into a little ball, and dropped the other half on the floor. He inhaled the thing in two seconds flat, not even stopping to chew.

I walked to my bedroom, simultaneously nibbling on my little ball of fake cheese and taking off my clothes, item by
item. I slipped on my running shorts and a tank, grabbed Harry’s leash, and poked my head into Jeff and Mom’s room on my way to the back door. She’d been gone six months and somehow, the entire place still smelled like her: rose oil and castile soap. I don’t know how that happens, someone dies and their scent stays behind. Jeff hadn’t changed a thing. All her clothes were still on their racks in the closet, her perfume on the vanity, her face creams and make up in the little bathroom off their bedroom. Most days it was easy to pretend she was still around. Out at the store. On a walk. In the garden. Out with Jeff.