My Worst Best Friend
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Authors: Dyan Sheldon
Dyan Sheldon
The
way I saw it when I was in high school, even though there were still millions of different life forms left on the planet, there were basically only two kinds of girls: Those Girls and everyone else. Those Girls had hair and teeth and breasts like the rest of us, but on them they weren’t just body parts that you need to keep your head warm and chew your food and feed babies. On Those Girls, hair, teeth and breasts were these incredible, super- luxurious accessories that were designed to make men fall in love with their owners at first sight and run after them with bunches of flowers.
Savanna Zindle was one of Those Girls. When she walked down the street, heads spun and horns beeped. When Savanna smiled, hearts melted like the polar ice caps. If hanging from a roof wearing flippers and a neon-pink wig would have guaranteed a date with Savanna Zindle, Crow’s Point would have been the Boys-in-Flippers-and-Pink-Wigs-Dangling-from-Rooftops Capital of the World. I’d never had a friend like Savanna before. My friends were always girls like me. Foot soldiers in the army of The Rest of Us. Regular. Ordinary. Plain. Quiet bordering on dull. Invisible to guys unless they wanted to copy your homework or you’d just knocked them into a river. There was nothing ordinary or plain about Savanna. She was practically a natural phenomenon. You know, like sunrise over the Rockies or the Aurora Borealis. If I was a natural phenomenon, it was drizzle. I was the dullest thing about her. Being friends with Savanna made me seem a lot more interesting than I was.
Savanna Zindle was the best friend I’d ever had. Which made her my best best friend. Which made her way more than just a friend. She was the sister I’d always wanted; born on the same team, sharer of secrets and dreams. We were virtually inseparable. Even though Savanna had a flat-screen TV with cable and HBO in her room and a queen-size bed, she usually spent most of her weekends at my house. It was way more peaceful than the Zindles’. My dad might have what Savanna called a “tetanus” grasp on modern life (meaning
tenuous
– as in: except for the electricity, heat, washing machine and computer, he might as well live in a cave), but he was pretty low maintenance as parents went. Especially if you were comparing him to Savanna’s. Savanna’s parents were both pretty insane. And when we weren’t together we talked on the phone for hours. She was the one I discussed sex and boys and periods and stuff like that with. She was the only person I trusted to cut my hair, and I was the only person she trusted to tell her how she looked in something new. If anything happened to either of us – even if it was just her having another fight with her mother or me finding out that another species was on the brink of extinction – the other would be the first to know. We finished each other’s sentences and got all of each other’s jokes. We were so close, we walked around in our underwear together, and ate off the same fork and drank from the same glass and sat in the same chair and fell asleep on the couch watching a movie, draped over each other like iguanas.
Sometimes, now, when I tell people about Savanna and what happened and everything, they want to know how we ever got to be friends. “She doesn’t sound anything like you,” they say. “What could you possibly have had in common?”
And the simple truth is that we were nothing alike and the only things we had in common (besides belonging to the same species) were that we were the same age, same gender, came from the same town and went to the same school. My dad said we were a Class-A example of opposites attracting (short, quiet vegetarian who liked old movies and lizards and worried about the environment versus tall, loud omnivore who liked Hollywood blockbusters and shopping and worried about her nails). But friendship isn’t based on reason – like buying a car because it’s gas efficient or deciding not to wear the white dress because it’ll be covered in stains in about two-and-a-half seconds. Despite all our differences, we were soul sisters and cosmic twins.
“Promise me you’ll always be my best friend, Gracie. No matter what happens,” Savanna would say at least once a week.
And I’d laugh. “Of course I will,” I’d promise. “Unless you become a baby-seal killer or run a lumber company.”
Both those career choices were completely out of the question for Savanna, of course. Which meant that there was nothing that could ever happen that would end our friendship.
At least that’s what I thought then.
Waiting for Savanna – Part One
I
was waiting for Savanna by the bike shed like I did every day after last period. We lived on opposite sides of Crow’s Point, but in the morning we always met at the Old Road and walked the rest of the way to school together, and in the afternoon we reversed the routine. On this afternoon, Marilouise Lapinskye was waiting with me. Marilouise Lapinskye was Savanna’s other best friend – the one she’d had before she met me. (Marilouise wasn’t one of Those Girls, either.) She and I liked each other and everything – I’d made friends with her before I even met Savanna – but I never saw her outside school unless she was doing something with me and Savanna, which wasn’t that often any more.
We’d been standing there for a while. Long enough for us to have exhausted the topics of the gruesomeness of our gym class, how her dog ate all the candy her mom bought for Halloween, how we wished we were still young enough to go Trick-or-Treating and how glad we were that we didn’t wear make-up because of all the poisons and chemicals in them, and had lapsed into one of those uncompanionable silences that might possibly go on for ever – or until she started talking about what her mom thought about wedges or I started talking about chameleons. I couldn’t figure out why she was hanging around.
Marilouise fiddled with the strap on her bag. “You know, I just wanted to say that I’m really glad you can come out for my birthday, Gracie,” she said. “It really means a lot to me.”
“Me too.” I felt kind of uncomfortable. Other people might say something like it really meaning a lot to them out of politeness, but with Marilouise you knew she was sincere. “You know—” I gave her a smile— “I’m really glad you invited me. It sounds like it’s going to be fun.”
“I hope so.” Marilouise had a nervous shrug. “I mean, I’m sorry it’s not a real party or anything like that… Mommy thought we could go to Anzalone’s.” If she fiddled any more with that strap she was going to break it. “I know it’s not exactly fancy or anything, but the food’s really good.” Her voice brightened. “I really love their eggplant parmigiana.”
“It sounds great.” The only times I’d ever been to Anzalone’s was to pick up a pizza with Savanna. Part of my dad’s “tetanus” grasp on modern life was a dislike of eating out. “It’s fancy enough for me.”
“Yeah, but, you know, it’s only a little celebration – just you and me and Savanna. I hope that’s OK.” Marilouise had a nervous laugh, too.
“Of course it’s OK.” I hated parties. I was more a wading-through-the-river, tramping-through-the-woods kind of girl.
“Really?” Marilouise scrunched her lips together as if she was thinking of smiling. She thought better of it. “I was going to ask Jem, too, but … you know…” She kind of rocked back and forth. “Savanna and Jem don’t really get along.”
Jemima Satz was Marilouise’s other friend – besides Savanna and me. It wasn’t so much that Jem and Savanna didn’t really get along, it was more like they totally loathed each other. Savanna said that Jemima was a fat, manipulative, jealous back-stabber. Jemima said that Savanna was a big-nosed, judgemental, self-centred witch. (Those weren’t the only things they said about each other, but it gives you the general idea.) Besides being terminally shy and perpetually apologetic, Marilouise had a real gift for understatement.
“The smaller the better, as far as I’m concerned,” I assured her. “I’m not big on major social gatherings.” I jingled the keys in my pocket. I was starting to feel a little nervous myself. If there were any other students left on campus, they were either in detention or in a club. “I never really know what to say.”
“Me neither.” Marilouise was shyer than a monk seal. The year before, she’d fainted when she’d had to read a paper in front of our history class. “But, you know, Savanna does. She
loves
parties and stuff like that.” This time she did smile, but not much. “I’m kind of worried that … you know … that she’s not going to have a very good time.”
I raised my eyebrows. “I thought you weren’t inviting Jemima.”
Marilouise giggled. “Well, yeah, right… That would’ve been a total disaster.” Her smile lost some of its pain. “But at least Savanna wouldn’t’ve been bored.”
“Trust me. Savanna’s not going to be bored.” I wasn’t really giving Marilouise my full attention right then. I was thinking more about where Savanna was than how much fun she would have had fighting with Jemima over the eggplant parmigiana. Maybe I’d somehow annoyed her at lunch and she’d left without me. I pulled out my phone and checked the clock. “I wonder what’s happened to her?” I mumbled. “She should be here by now.”
Marilouise shrugged. Philosophically. “Oh, you know Savanna… She’s probably fixing her hair or her make-up.” She gave me the look one asthma sufferer might give another as she reached for her inhaler. “Or something.”
“Or what?”
This shrug was more nervous than philosophical. “Well, you know, Savanna’s pretty easily distracted, isn’t she?”
“I don’t think there’s that much to distract her between the math’s wing and here,” I reasoned. Just empty classrooms and corridors.
“Yeah … but sometimes … you know … she kind of forgets what she’s supposed to be doing, doesn’t she?” Marilouise’s bag swung slowly back and forth. “One time we went to the mall together and I waited by the fountain for over an hour before I realized she’d taken the bus home without me.”
I laughed. The way Savanna told that story, it was Marilouise who’d wandered off for something and never came back. “That sounds more like a major breakdown in communication.” There was no way Savanna would ever
forget
that I was waiting for her.
Marilouise glanced at her watch. “Gosh. Is that the time? I have to get going, Gracie. I have a ton of homework.” She hefted her backpack over her shoulder. “I’ll see you tomorrow.”
I watched her shamble down the driveway the way you watch the traffic when you’re waiting for a bus. Since Savanna didn’t think rules necessarily applied to her, I started wondering if she was being kept after school for texting during class or something like that (Savanna belonged to a couple of clubs, but she never actually went to any meetings.) I was about to leave my post to go check out the detention hall when someone rushed up behind me like a sudden wind.
“Ohmigod, Gracie… I am, like, so sorry I’m late.” Savanna gave me a hug, banging her bag against my hip. “Kiss-kiss. Please say you forgive me.”
“Where were you?” I disentangled a button on my jacket from Savanna’s necklaces. “I was just going to see if you’d got another detention.”
“Nah.” When I shook my head, that was the only thing that moved. With Savanna, you got a big wave of curly, shining hair and dangling, shining earrings. “I was saying goodbye to Archie.” Savanna had been going out with Archie Snell since the summer. “You know what it’s like…”
