Authors: Jacqueline Wilson
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Give it a rest, Pearl. It's way too early, too early,' she mumbled into her pillow.
I picked up Mrs Wilberforce's beautiful copy of
The Secret Garden
and lay on my tummy reading instead. I wasn't sure I really liked Mary but she was very interesting. I
loved
her sweet maid, Martha. I muttered her words out loud, not quite sure what a Yorkshire accent sounded like.
âWhat are you muttering about?' said Jodie.
âI'm reading
The Secret Garden.
Do you think there might be a secret garden here? There are lots of high walls overhung with ivy. Maybe we'll find a locked door and then a key and we'll have our own secret place?'
âYeah, yeah, whatever,' Jodie mumbled. âYou and your boring old books. What time is it? Do you think Mum and Dad are up yet? I'm absolutely
starving
. You wouldn't go and make some toast for us, would you, Pearl? And a cup of tea?'
I crept off to the kitchenette obediently, like a real Kezia the kitchen maid, and started making breakfast. I found a kettle and all the cups and plates in a cardboard box.
Mum had already stowed the bread in its enamel bin and put the milk and butter in the tiny fridge. I wondered whether to take Mum and Dad a cup of tea too, but I wanted to savour this special time with Jodie. I always liked it so much better when there were just the two of us. I dug my finger into the butter and then the sugar while I was waiting for the kettle to boil. I licked the lovely big dollop of sugary butter and then started guiltily when I heard the floorboards creaking in the passage.
âNaughty naughty!' said Dad, bursting in on me. âLucky your mother didn't catch you!'
âYou won't tell her, Dad, will you?' I said, giving him a hug.
âWell, I won't
have
to tell her if you leave the butter all over poky little holes! Smooth it over, lovey. With a knife, not your finger! And is that toast? Don't fill yourself up too much. Your mum's going to be making eggs and bacon in the big kitchen and then we'll all eat in the dining room.'
âWith the other children?' I said.
âYep, though there's only a handful still here. Imagine keeping your kids at school all through the holidays!' Dad tutted and shook his head. âMake your mum and me a cuppa too, sweetheart.'
Dad went off to take Mum her tea in bed. I carefully carried our two cups back to our bedroom.
Jodie had gone back to sleep, curled up in a little ball under the duvet.
âJodie? Jodie!'
She played dead, eyes closed, utterly still, even when I tickled her. I
knew
she was playing but I panicked all the same, shaking her frantically.
âJodie!'
âYeah?' she said, opening her eyes and grinning.
âDon't
do
that!'
âSorry, sorry, just kidding.' She sat up and drank her tea and ate her toast. She ate mine too because I was too het up to be hungry. I'd see Harley at breakfast, the strange badger boy. We had our special secret.
âJodie, can I wear your red shoes today?' I asked.
âNo, I'm wearing them.'
âJust at breakfast, for a treat.'
âThey're way too big for you.'
âI could stuff the toes with tissues.
Please.
'
âOK, OK, so long as you'll be my willing slave for the rest of the day.'
âI'm always your willing slave,' I said, thrusting my bare feet into Jodie's shoes and tottering around in my nightie.
âYou look like Minnie Mouse,' said Jodie. âYou're not meant to stick your bum out like that. Sort of
swish
your way along, like this.' She jumped out of bed and demonstrated a model's walk, though she had to zigzag nimbly around all the cardboard boxes.
âShould we start getting everything unpacked and sorted?' I said.
âNo! Not
yet
. Come on, let's get dressed.'
âCan I borrow one of your skirts too?'
She peered at me. âWhat
is
this, Pearl?'
âI'm just sick of looking babyish.'
But I looked even
more
of a baby in Jodie's clothes, like a little girl dressing up. I gave her back her red shoes, sighing, and got dressed in my own skirt and top and sandals.
Dad was wearing a bright checked shirt and denim jeans so stiff and new he could barely bend his legs. He had his workman's belt buckled round his waist, its leather pouches filled with wrenches and hammers and screwdrivers. He had his new working boots on too, very big and purposeful.
âOh, Dad, you look like Bob the Builder!' said Jodie, laughing at him. Then she saw his face and realized she'd hurt his feelings. âOnly teasing! You look way cool, ever so hunky. Watch out for that Miss French. She'll be nudging up to you and pinching your bum.'
âYou stop your nonsense, saucebox,' said Dad. He gave her a kiss and blew me one too. Then he sniffed the air. âCan you smell bacon? Come on then, girls, let's go and eat.'
We went down the corridor and turned the corner. There was a big panel of bells set into the wall with copperplate handwriting underneath:
Drawing Room; Sitting Room; Master Bedroom
; room after room after room.
âThere's nowhere near a hundred rooms though,' I said.
âWhat
are
all the bells?' said Jodie.
âIt's the servants' bells. They ring in the rooms and it rings here.'
âStill?'
said Jodie. âSo will they ring for Mum and Dad?'
âWho knows?' said Dad. âStill, it's not like Mr Wilberforce treats me like a servant. I don't have to bow and scrape to him.'
âOh let's, it'll be fun,' said Jodie, bowing extravagantly.
She pushed open the door. We stepped into a vast kitchen with a stone-flagged floor and a big wooden table and a huge dresser with shiny pans hanging off hooks, just like the picture of a Victorian kitchen in my history book.
Mum was turning eggs in a sizzling frying pan on the vast kitchen range. Her white nylon overall and white cap and black and white trousers looked far too modern.
âYou should be wearing a long dress and a big starched pinafore, Mum,' I said.
âWhat?' said Mum, checking another pan of bacon. âCome on, crisp up, you devils.'
âIs that burning smell the toast?' said Jodie.
âOh no!' said Mum. She pulled the smoking grill pan away from the heat, glaring at Jodie as if it was her fault. âLook, clear off into the dining room, you two, and let me concentrate. Joe, give me a hand, for pity's sake. I've gone all to pieces. I can't seem to manage a simple fry-up for a dozen. I'll be given the sack before the week's out at this rate.'
âNow, keep your hair on, sweetheart, it looks absolutely delicious. No one does a fry-up like my Shazza.'
âSharon,' Mum said, but she gave him a quick smile. Then she gestured at us. âGo on, scat. See that everyone's helped themselves to cornflakes and juice. I laid it all out on the side table.'
I followed Jodie to the end of the kitchen, up a
flight of stairs and out through double doors into the main Melchester College dining hall. It was a very big room of benches and long trestle tables, with one separate table right at the other end. I tiptoed along as if I was in church. Jodie strode forward confidently, swinging her arms. There were four grown-ups sitting at the separate table: Mr Wilberforce, Miss French and two strangers, one a young man and one a young woman.
Miss French waved to us cheerily. âGood morning, girls!' She breathed in appreciatively. âMm, I can smell that bacon sizzling!'
âJodie, Pearl, this is Miss Ponsonby, our under-matron. We all call her Undie here,' said Mr Wilberforce.
We tried not to snigger.
âShe keeps a kindly eye on our resident youngsters during the holidays,' said Mr Wilberforce. âAnd this is our gardener, Jed Breaksmith.'
âI thought
you
were the gardener, Mr Wilberforce,' said Jodie.
âIt's my hobby. It's young Jed's daily grind,' said Mr Wilberforce.
âI keep him in his place. I have to stop him going crackers with the pruning shears,' said Jed, grinning. He barely gave me a second glance but he looked Jodie up and down.
âHello there!' he said. He was very good looking in a weird wild way. His black hair was long and tangled, several strands threaded with silver and glass beads. I thought he looked like a pirate, dark and threatening, and ducked my head. Jodie smiled straight back at him.
âHi, Jed,' she said, like they were the same age.
âHello, Jodie, hello, Pearl,' said Miss Ponsonby, nodding at us the wrong way round.
Undie!
She was less interesting than Jed, a pale young woman with straight mousy hair and an anxious expression. âPerhaps you'd like to sit with the other children?'
There were four of them. Three little ones were sitting in a row on a bench, kicking their legs. Harley was hunched up on the opposite side of the table. He still seemed extraordinarily tall, even sitting down. The sleeves of his shirt showed a lot of long thin wrist. His hair was thick and bushy and stood out around his head like a mane. His face was long and thin and pale and serious. He was reading a book and eating cornflakes. His eyes darted across the page while he chewed thoughtfully. He didn't look up.
Perhaps he was deliberately ignoring me. I swallowed hard and went and sat beside the three little children. We nodded at each other shyly. They looked too young to be at any school, let alone boarding school.
âHello,' said the biggest. He was a little boy with big brown eyes and the longest lashes I'd ever seen. His skin was ebony, with a beautiful sheen.
âI'm Zeph,' he said.
I smiled at him timidly. The next child was even shyer than me. She bent her head, her glossy black hair falling in her eyes.
âShe's Sakura,' said Zeph. âAnd that's Dan.'
Dan was so small he could barely sit up straight on the bench. He rested his chin on the tabletop, his blue eyes solemn, milk all round his mouth.
âYes, I'm Dan. Actually Daniel. The
real
Daniel
went into a lions' den and he was very brave and I'm a
bit
brave. I don't cry hardly at all,' he said in a high reedy voice.
âI'm Pearl. I'm not even a little bit brave,' I said.
Harley looked up. He seemed genuinely surprised to see me there. He waved his long fingers and pointed to the bench beside him. But Jodie got there first, slotting herself neatly into the space with one swing of her legs. She slid a juice down to me at the littlies' end and kept one for herself.
âHi, I'm Jodie. Who are you?' she said.
âI'm Harley.'
âYour first name, silly!' said Jodie.
âIt
is
my first name.'
âSo what's your last name? Davidson?' said Jodie, cracking up laughing.
âOh, you're so incredibly amusing. Like that's the very first time anyone's made that joke,' said Harley.
âHey, hey, she's just being friendly,' said Dad, hovering near us. It was obvious he wasn't quite sure where
he
should sit.
âDad!' said Jodie, jerking her head, making it obvious he should go and sit with the grown-ups. She smiled at Harley. âHi there, Harley Not Davidson. OK, that's my dad, and my mum's cooking our breakfast, and that's my little sister, Pearl.'
âShe's not that little,' said Harley, nodding at me.
âWell, you're certainly not little,' said Jodie. âHow tall
are
you.'
Harley swallowed the last of his cornflakes. He looked weary. âSix foot four,' he said.
âWow! And how old are you?'
âThirteen.'
âSo you're still
growing
?' said Jodie.
âUnfortunately.'
â
Guinness Book of Records
, here we come!' said Jodie. âAre your mum and dad giants too?'
âShut up, Jodie!' I hissed.
She blinked at me in surprise. âWhy?'
Harley sighed. âOK, life history: I don't really know about my dad. He cleared off when I was three. He
seemed
tall, but all dads do when you're that age. My mum's five seven, five eight. That's tall for a woman, I suppose.'
âSo why aren't you staying with your mum for the holidays?' said Jodie.
âJodie, stop
badgering
the lad!' Dad said.
Harley and I looked at each other. He smiled. I smiled too.
âWhat?' said Jodie.
Harley shrugged his shoulders. They looked as thin and spindly as a wire coat-hanger. âMaybe I'm not quite ready to tell you my life history,' he said.
âOh, I'll tell you mine,' said Jodie.
She started yacking away, telling him about Moorcroft, boasting about the times she bunked off and all the different things she did with Shanice and the others. Dad frowned at her. Zeph and Sakura and Dan stared at her round-eyed. Harley seemed to be hardly listening, glancing wistfully at his book. Then Mum came swinging through the doors with her big tray, and Jodie had the sense to shut up at last.
Mum waved her hand at Dad, almost pushing him to go and sit at the top table with the others.
She served them first, each plate a work of art: egg, bacon, sausage, tomato, fried bread and mushroom. Miss Ponsonby looked fussed and said she really couldn't tackle a big cooked breakfast and could she just have a boiled egg please? âOf course,' said Mum, but she looked daggers at her. However, Dad and Miss French and Jed and Mr Wilberforce all tucked in enthusiastically.
âI've already had my bowl of rabbit droppings â ha ha,
muesli
â at home, but I feel I'm duty bound to try out your home cooking, Mrs Wells,' said Mr Wilberforce, happily stuffing a sausage into his mouth. He peered over at the plates Mum was serving to us children.