Authors: Dan Gutman
DAN GUTMAN
has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at
www.dangutman.com
JIM PAILLOT
lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn't that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at
www.jimpaillot.com
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MY WEIRD SCHOOL #16: MS. COCO IS LOCO!
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EPub © Edition DECEMBER 2008 ISBN: 9780061973369
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The snot, that is. He doesn't put his nose on the wall. That would be weird.
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Any time you say the word “underwear,” kids will laugh. It's one of those mysteries of science.
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Did you know that a walrus can get sunburned? I didn't know that. But I didn't tell Andrea.