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The sides of his mouth actually twitching, he came back and sat down, facing Heller. "I have a deal for you," he said. "You give me these papers and in exchange I will give you another, completely bona fide identity and twenty-five thousand dollars."
"Let's see it," said Heller.
Bury opened one side of his case. He pulled out a birth certificate, Bibb County, Georgia. It said that JEROME TERRANCE WISTER had been born in Macon General Hospital on a date seventeen years before. The parents were Agnes and Gerald Curtis Wister and the baby was white, blond and male.
"That is totally valid," said Bury. "Also, the parents are both dead, there are no brothers or sisters or other kin."
Heller made a gesture for more. Bury pulled out a Saint Lee Military Academy certified record of grades. The grades were all D's!
"No junior college certificate here," said Heller.
"Ah, you have missed something. This credits you with one more year than your other certificate. That gives you only one more year and you will have your full
college degree of Bachelor. You will probably finish college, yes?"
"People don't listen to you unless you have a diploma," said Heller.
"How true that is," said Bury. "I couldn't have stated it better myself. So you see, you are the gainer. One more year of college and you will have your diploma."
Hastily I shuffled through my wits to recall what the catch must be here. Then I had it. With all D's he'd have trouble getting admittance into another college and with a missing year—and Bury had no way of knowing all Heller's Earth education was missing—Heller would fail. But this was just gratuitous sadism on Bury's part. He knew that grade sheet would never be presented. It told me something else about the man. He was devious. He planned against failures of his plans even when success seemed certain!
"It gives you more than you had," urged Bury. "I am being completely fair with you."
Wall Street lawyer fair, I told myself.
Heller was beckoning for more.
"Now, here," said Bury, "is your driver's license. It is for New Jersey, quite valid in New York. And notice it is for all vehicles including motorcycles. This is in exchange for the D.C. one you have handed me. See how generous I am being?"
Heller inspected it.
"Now, here is the registration for your car in exchange for the D.C. one I hold now. And these are the plates. Note they are New Jersey plates, quite valid for New York. But I will take these along and have them put on your car. You will be picking up your car, won't you?"
Heller nodded and Bury seemed relieved. But Heller was still beckoning.
"Here is a social security card," said Bury. "It is
brand-new as you have never before had a job. You'll find it vital for identity."
The identity of a corpse, I told myself.
Heller was beckoning for more. The corners of Bury's mouth twitched and he handed Heller a U.S. passport. Heller opened it and stared at the picture of himself. "Where did you get this?"
"Last night," said Bury. "That's why you had to stop in Silver Spring."
"The flash at dinner," said Heller.
"You don't miss much. As a matter of fact, you can have the rest of the copies. I won't be needing them now." And he handed Heller a dozen more passport photos.
"How do I know this identity is all valid?" said Heller. "How did you get it?"
"My dear fellow," said Bury, "the government has to provide full verifiable identification all the time. They have witnesses they have to hide, people who have risked their lives to give testimony. The State Department does it continually. And we, you might say, own the State Department. You were quite imaginative to take us on this way. But we are nothing else than kind."
Rockecenter, kind? Oh, my Gods!
"Don't you worry about the validity of any of this," said Bury. "Indeed, it would be very bad for me if it were false."
Indeed, it would be, Mr. Bury, I gritted. The identity found on a corpse gets very close scrutiny!
"Now for the money," said Mr. Bury. And he hauled out wads of it from the left side of his briefcase. "Twenty-five thousand dollars, all in old bills, unmarked and untagged."
Heller laid it on the side table, back of the ashtrays.
"Just one thing more," said Bury. "It's illegal in
New York to register in a hotel under a false name. A felony, in fact." (Oh, what a LIE!) "So I just brought up a registration blank. Sign it with your new name and put Macon, Georgia, down as the address and we'll be finished."
Heller took it and balanced it on his knee. "One more thing," said Heller.
"Yes?" said Bury.
"The rest of the money in your briefcase," said Heller.
"Oh!" said Bury, like he'd been punched in the solar plexus.
Aha, the man was also crooked. He probably had intended to keep the rest of it for himself!
"You drive a hard bargain, young man," said Bury.
But Heller just had his palm up. Bury pulled a wad of money out of the right side of the briefcase. "It's another twenty-five thousand," said Bury.
Heller put it with the rest of the money, quite a pile! And then, sure as if it were his death warrant, he signed the hotel registration blank, Jerome Terrance Wister, Macon, Georgia.
Bury said, "You drive a hard bargain. But that's not bad. You'll really get along in the world, I can tell."
For about ten minutes more, I said to myself. As soon as you get clear of this room, Mr. Bury, and have yourself an alibi, a bullet is going to come through that window and that will be the end of Heller! And me!
Bury stood up, "Have I got everything?" He chuckled as he showed Heller the briefcase was empty and then he put all the reclaimed I.D. and the new license plates in it, probably gloating. He carefully looked around the room. He moved over toward the door.
"One more thing," said Heller. "Pick up that telephone and tell the clerk to go out in the street and tell
that sniper on the roof to come over to this room."
Bury went rigid. Then he grabbed for the doorknob.
It came off in his hand!
He stared at it for an instant.
Then as he dropped it, his hand darted to the inside of his coat. He was going to pull a gun!
Heller reached sideways.
He picked up a glass ashtray so fast his hand blurred.
The ashtray sizzled across the room, hit Bury a glancing blow on the arm, caromed off and shattered into a shower of glass against the door, spattering Bury.
The lawyer stepped back, arm numb. He stared at Heller.
The second ashtray was in Heller's hand. "This one," said Heller, "takes the top of your head off!"
Bury was shaking, he was holding his arm. He moved over to the phone. He told the clerk to go out in the street and call up to the roof across the way and tell the man there to come over quickly.
Except by the window, the room was too dark and curtained to see deeply into. Heller moved over in a leisurely fashion and took Bury's gun.
"Just sit down there on the bed in plain view of the door. And look more relaxed."
"I think you broke my arm."
"Better than your head. Now, when he knocks, tell him in a normal voice to come in."
They waited, Heller against the wall by the door.
In about five minutes there was a knock.
"Come in," said Bury.
The door opened and a man stepped in.
Heller slammed the side of his hand against the back of the man's neck. It catapulted him forward into Bury!
The violin case dropped.
As the man had gone by him, Heller had extracted a Cobra Colt from his waistband.
Holding two guns, Heller put the Cobra in his pocket. He stepped out, flopped the squirming sniper onto his back. The man was a thin weasel, penitentiary stamped all over his face. Heller plucked a wad of bills from his inside pocket. He riffled them.
The sniper glared at Bury. "I thought you said he was just a kid!" He was starting to get furious.
Heller stepped forward. He made a cuffing motion and the assassin flinched. And Heller had his wallet and I.D.
With his foot, Heller pulled the briefcase to him and then opened it. He took out only the car plates. "I keep my bargains, Mr. Bury. You bought some papers and you can have them. I received some in exchange and I will keep them. A deal is a deal."
Heller moved them over off the bed and against the wall away from it. "However, Mr. Bury, I somehow doubted you were strictly a man of honor. So..."
He took the radio/cassette player out of the top of the suitcase. He hit the rewind. He pushed play. Heller's voice came out the tiny speaker, "Come in. It's open." And then Mr. Bury's voice, "I am Mr. Bury of Swindle and Crouch." Heller spot-checked it. It was all there on the cassette.
"So," continued Heller, "we will just put this in a safe place in case anything odd happens to me."
"Tapes aren't court evidence," sneered Mr. Bury.
"So, one more thing," said Heller.
"I'm sick of your one-more-things!" said Bury.
Heller opened the hood's wallet. He took a notebook and, in a blur of fast writing, took down all the particulars in it. Then he read the criminal's name aloud:
"Torpedo Fiaccola" and added his home address and social security number.
Heller took the money he had removed from the assassin. "This is about five thousand, I should judge." He put it in the wallet, making it bulge. "It is probably half the contract price."
He gave the wallet to the gangster. "I would not want to be accused of taking the daily bread out of anyone's mouth. So I am buying a contract on Mr. Bury's life."
Bury and the gangster looked at each other and back at Heller.
"But I don't want it executed yet," said Heller. "If any of this I.D. turns out to be funny or if I hear any Bury bullets going past my ears, I will phone you and you can execute the contract on him. You will be paid another five thousand cash if you then execute it." He must have smiled at the hood. The fellow didn't know what to think.
"Oh, I can reach you," said Heller. "I have your mother's address and phone number here."
The gangster flinched. I actually don't think Heller understood that the gangster now thought Heller was saying that if the hood didn't comply, his mother would be executed. But the gangster, I could see, took it that way.
Bury was another matter. As Heller studied him, I could see that Mr. Bury had another trick up his sleeve.
"You have nothing to fear from me, Mr. Bury," said Heller. "You have your papers. I will keep the deal as long as you do. So let's leave it that way."
Heller took the shells out of the revolvers. I freaked! He didn't have a gun on them now!
Heller opened up the violin case and inspected the dismantled sniper rifle. Then he took its supply of shells. He gave the guns and case and briefcase to them. With
a screwdriver, he got a grip on the knob shaft socket and opened the door.
With a courtly bow, he signalled they could leave.
"May we never have occasion to meet again," said Heller.
The look Bury gave him would have disfigured a brass statue.
They left.
Heller was a fool! His grand heroics might serve in another time and place but not New York, New York, Planet Earth—Blito-P3!
He should have quietly killed them both. That would have been the tradecraft thing to do!
He had humbled one of the most influential attorneys on the planet and gotten the better of Rockecenter, a thing that man never tolerates.
Then, just as if he had not made mortal enemies, Heller neatly put the doorknob back on, packed, made everything tidy. Then, as he put his baseball cap on the back of his head in front of the mirror, he said, "There's nothing like FBI training to see you through." And he laughed.
But they hadn't taught him enough. Bury already had realized that any threat to Heller from anyone could be interpreted by Jerome Terrance Wister as coming from Bury. It left Bury with no other choice than, one way or another—if not at once, then at some convenient future time—to use much more adroit methods to eradicate Jerome Terrance Wister. Top Wall Street lawyers don't ever really lose. They only postpone.
At his fingertips, Bury had at his command not only government agencies but whole governments. He could sic any of them on Heller. Money meant nothing to him. Very possibly, right this minute he was offering Torpedo Fiaccola three times what Heller had offered to give it
another try. And Fiaccola, frantic at that foolish threat to his mother, as well as his disgrace today, would now listen to anything.
Heller really was dealing in a subject he knew too little about. And he was a lot too cocky! Spies are deadly things, like scorpions in hiding. They don't walk out the door singing after they have set in motion the most powerful and vengeful machine on the planet—the Rockecenter power.
I sat and gloomed. I could think of no way to get that platen before Heller was killed. No wonder the life expectancy of combat engineers was only a couple of years of service. The life expectancy of anyone handling one, such as me, might even be much shorter!
And as I sat there glooming, a special messenger from Faht's office rushed in with the day's report from Raht and Terb. It said, "He registered at the Brewster Hotel and just checked out." My Gods, I didn't even get backup from my own men! Hells had no future like the one that waited for me!
PART SIXTEEN
Chapter 1
Heller couldn't find anybody in the Brewster lobby, so he went behind the desk, put the thirty-dollar room price under the counter where it could be seen, put his Al Capone registration card on top of it and wrote himself a receipt on their invoice machine, signing it Brinks. The FBI had not taught him very well: Capone had never once robbed a Brinks armored car. I know my American history!

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