Miss Misery (4 page)

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Have any crushes:
what is the square root of one zillion?

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Who are they:
the psychedelic furs circa 1982 and orlando cabrera

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Do you think you've been in love:
of course not

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Want to go to college:
still figuring that out

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Like high school:
of course not

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Want to get married:
I defy you, patriarchy

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Type w/ your fingers on the right keys:
I defy you, patriarchy!

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Believe in yourself:
of course not—I am a unicorn!

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Like thunderstorms:
yesssssssssssssssss

---IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU---

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Gone to the mall:
I defy you…fuck it, yes I did to get tights.

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Eaten sushi:
mmmmmmmyes

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Been dumped:
always leave them wanting more

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Dyed your hair:
I am no longer a teenager, thank you

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Stolen anything:
I refuse to answer this on the advice of my attorney

---HAVE YOU EVER---

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Flown on a plane:
as opposed to flying on a…?

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Told a guy/girl that you liked them:
only in esperanto

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Cried during a movie:
I wear sunglasses during sad movies to prevent eye leakage

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Had an imaginary friend:
yes but she came true

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Been in a fight:
I was the featherweight champion of grade 7

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Shoplifted:
have you met my attorney? he's really very persuasive.

---THE FUTURE---

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Age you hope to be married:
109

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Number of children:
unsure, however I do believe the children are the future

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How do you want to die:
in a tragic but inevitable hot-air balloon accident

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What do you want to be when you grow up?
taller

---FAVORITES---

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Fave color(s):
vermilion

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Day/night:
night

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Summer/winter:
summer

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Fave food
: sashimi

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Fave movies:
mmmmmTIE: rushmore, georgy girl, my beautiful laundrette, dirty dancing

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Fave sport:
getting to third base

---RIGHT NOW---

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Right now wearing:
tank top, pajama pants with monkey heads on them

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Drinking:
ginger ale

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Thinking about:
how many questions could possibly be left on this stupid thing

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Listening to:
“You Can't Hide Your Love Forever” by Orange Juice

---DO YOU BELIEVE IN---

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Destiny/fate:
not usually

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Angels:
not the ones with wings

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Ghosts:
sometimes

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UFOs:
no

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God:
that's so last century

---FRIENDS AND LIFE---

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Do you ever wish you had another name:
yes. Catarina Amarynth Piccadilly. I have business cards that detail the name change in full.

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Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend:
not tonight

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What's the best feeling in the world:
sex? eating japanese food? DOING BOTH AT THE SAME TIME?????!?!?!?

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Worst Feeling:
xhangoversx

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What time is it now:
after dark before morning

---HAVE YOU/DO YOU---

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Do drugs:
only when they are available

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Pray:
only during hangovers

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Gotten drunk:
I am taking a night off tonight

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Run away from home:
actually, I walked

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Made out with a stranger:
too many times to count

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Three words that sum you up:
tastes great, less-filling (sorry about the hyphen!)

---SOCIAL LIFE---

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Boyfriend/girlfriend:
currently accepting applications

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Attend church:
only when I need a place to hide from vampires

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Like being around people:
everyone except vampires (j/k deb!)

---YOUR FULL NAME IS---

[x] Ashleigh Courtney Bortch

---DESCRIBE---

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The shoes you wore today:
black chucks

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Your eyes:
blue

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Your fears:
angry people, going deaf or blind, plane crashes

---WHAT IS---

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Your first thought waking up:
don't wanna go 2 school

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The first feature you notice in the opposite sex:
music taste?

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Your best physical feature:
ha

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Your bedtime:
midnight

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Your most missed memory:
when I was happy

---DO YOU---

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Smoke:
no

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Curse:
try not to

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Take a shower everyday:
absolutely

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Have any crushes:
mmmmm…maybe!

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Who are they:
not going to say HERE!

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Do you think you've been in love:
once

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Want to go to college:
hopefully

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Like high school:
NO

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Want to get married:
hopefully

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Type w/ your fingers on the right keys:
dunno

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Believe in yourself:
I used to

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Like thunderstorms:
no! scary.

---IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU---

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Gone to the mall:
yep