Read McKettricks of Texas: Tate Online
Authors: Linda Lael Miller
“Suppertime,” Libby announced, to all and sundry,
straightening again. She led the way to the back door, the three dogs trailing along behind her, single file, Hildie in the lead.
The blouse proved unsalvageable. Libby flinched a little, tossing it into the rag bag. The blue fabric had flattered her, accentuating the color of her eyes and giving her golden brown hair some sparkle.
Easy come, easy go, she thought philosophically, although, in truth, nothing in her life had
ever
been easy.
The litany unrolled in her head.
She’d paid $50 for that blouse,
on sale.
The economy had taken a downturn and her business reflected that.
Marva was back, and she was more demanding every day.
And as if all that weren’t enough, Libby had two dogs in dire need of good homes—she simply couldn’t afford to keep them—and she’d already pitched the pair to practically every other suitable candidate in Blue River with no luck. Jimmy-Roy Holter was eager to take them, but he wanted to name them Killer and Ripper,
plus
he lived in a camper behind his mother’s house, surrounded by junked cars, and had bred pit bulls to sell out of the back of his truck, along a busy stretch of highway, until an animal protection group in Austin had forced him to close down the operation.
Libby washed her hands at the sink, rubbed her work-chafed hands down the thighs of her blue jeans since she was out of paper towels and all the cloth ones were in the wash.
No, as far as placing the pups in a good home was concerned, Tate McKettrick was her only hope. She’d have to deal with him.
Damn her lousy-assed luck.
B
Y THE TIME
they got to the ranch, Audrey and Ava were streaked pale orange from the smoothie spills and had developed dispositions too reminiscent of their mother’s for Tate’s comfort. The minute he brought the truck to a stop alongside the barn, they were out of their buckles and car seats and hitting the ground like storm troopers on a mission, pretty much set on pitching a catfight, right there in the dirt.
Tate stepped between them before the small fists started flying and loudly cleared his throat. The eldest of three brothers, he’d had some practice at keeping the peace—though he’d been an instigator now and again himself. “One punch,” he warned, “
just one,
and nobody rides horseback or uses the pool for the whole time you’re here.”
“What about kicks?” Audrey demanded, knuckles resting on her nonexistent hips. “Is kicking allowed?”
Tate bit back a grin. “Kicks are as bad as punches,” he said. “Equal punishment.”
Both girls looked deflated—he guessed they had that McKettrick penchant for a good brawl. If their features and coloring hadn’t told the story, he’d have known they were his just by their tempers.
“Let’s put Bamboozle back in his stall and make sure the other horses are taken care of,” Tate said, when neither of
his daughters spoke. “Then you can shower—in separate parts of the house—and we’ll hit the pool.”
“I’d rather hit Ava,” Audrey said.
Ava started for her sister, mad all over again, and once more, Tate interceded deftly. How many times had he hauled Garrett and Austin apart, in the same way, when
they
were kids?
“You couldn’t take me anyhow,” Audrey taunted Ava, and then she stuck out her tongue and the battle was on again. The girls skirted him and went for each other like a pair of starving cats after the same fat canary.
Tate felt as if he were trying to herd a swarm of bees back into a hive, and he might not have untangled the girls before they did each other some harm if Garrett hadn’t sprinted out of the barn and come to his aid.
He got Audrey around the waist from behind and hoisted her off her feet, and Tate did the same with Ava. And both brothers got the hell kicked out of their knees, shins and thighs before the twin-fit finally subsided.
There was a grin in Garrett’s eyes, which were the same shade of blue as Tate’s and Audrey’s and Ava’s, as he looked at his elder brother over the top of his niece’s head. “Well,” he drawled, as the twins gasped in delight at his mere presence, “
this
is a fine how-do-you-do. And after I drove all the way from Austin to be here, too. Why, I have half a mind to send your birthday present right back to Neiman Marcus and pretend this is just any old day of the week, nothing special.”
Simultaneously, Tate and Garrett set their separate charges back on their sandaled feet.
Audrey smoothed her crumpled sundress and her hair—females of all ages tended to preen when Garrett was around—and asked, with hard-won dignity, “What did you get us, Uncle Garrett?”
Last year, Tate remembered with a tightening along his jawline, it had been life-size porcelain dolls, custom-made by some artist in Austria, perfect replicas of the twins themselves. He was glad the things were at Cheryl’s—they gave him the creeps, staring blankly into space. He’d have sworn he’d seen them breathe.
“Why don’t you go around to the kitchen patio and find out?” Garrett suggested mysteriously. “Then you’ll know whether it’s worth behaving yourselves for or not.”
Hostilities forgotten—for the time being anyway—the girls ran squealing for the wide sidewalk that encircled the gigantic house.
Whatever Garrett had bought for Audrey and Ava, it was sure to make Tate’s offering—a croquet set from Wal-Mart—look puny and ill-thought-out by comparison.
Not that he put a lot of stock in comparison.
“I thought you were in the capital, fetching and carrying for the senator,” Tate said, taking his brother’s measure in a sidelong glance.
Garrett chuckled and slapped him—a little too hard—on one shoulder. “Sorry I missed the shindig in town,” he said, ignoring the remark about his employer. “But I managed to get here, in spite of meetings, a press conference and at least one budding scandal neatly avoided. That’s pretty good.”
Tate sucked in a breath, let it out. Jabbed at the dirt with the heel of one boot. Garrett was a generous uncle and a good brother, for the most part, but he was living the wrong kind of life for a Texas McKettrick, and he didn’t seem to know it. “I don’t know what gets into those two,” Tate said, shoving a hand through his hair. As far as he knew, he hadn’t been in smoothie-range on the ride home, but he felt sticky all over just the same.
Whoops of delight echoed from the distant patio and Esperanza, the middle-aged housekeeper who had worked in that house since their parents’ wedding day, could be heard chattering in happy Spanish.
“They’ll be fine,” Garrett said lightly. Easy for an uncle to say, not so simple for a father.
“What the hell did you get them this time?” Tate asked, starting in the direction of the hoopla. His mood was shifting again, souring a little. He kept thinking about that damn croquet set. “Thoroughbred racehorses?”
Garrett kept pace, grinning. He usually enjoyed Tate’s discomfort—unless someone else was causing it. He was no fan of Cheryl’s, that was for sure. “Now, why didn’t I think of that?”
“Garrett,” Tate warned, “I’m serious. Audrey and Ava are six years old. They have more toys than they could use in ten lifetimes, and I’m trying not to raise them like heiresses—”
“They
are
heiresses,” Garrett pointed out, just as, a beat late, Tate had realized he would. “Over and above their trust funds.”
“That doesn’t mean they ought to be spoiled, Garrett.”
“You’re just too damn serious about everything,” Garrett replied.
Just then, Ava ran to meet them, glasses sticky-lensed and askew, her grubby face flushed with excitement. “It’s our very own
castle!
” she whooped. “Esperanza says some men brought it on a flatbed truck and it took them
all day
to put the pieces together!”
“Christ,”
Tate muttered.
“A crew will be here next week sometime, to dig the moat,” Garrett told Ava. He might have been promising her a dress for one of her dolls, the way he made it sound.
“The
moat?
” Tate growled. “You’re kidding, right?”
Garrett laughed. Would have given Tate another whack on the back if Tate hadn’t sidestepped him in time. “What’s a castle without a moat?”
Ava danced with excitement, as spindly legged as a spring deer. “There are
turrets,
Dad, and each one has a banner flying from the top. One says ‘Audrey’ and one says ‘Ava’! There are stairs and rooms and there’s even a plastic fireplace that lights up when you flip a hidden switch—”
Man, Tate thought grimly, that croquet set was going to be the clinker gift of the century. Damned if he was about to shop again, though, and he hadn’t set foot in Neiman Marcus since he was sixteen, when his mother dragged him there to pick out a suit for the junior prom.
He’d endured that only because Libby Remington was his date, and he’d wanted to impress her.
Tate rustled up a grin for his daughter, but his swift glance at Garrett was about as friendly as a splash of battery acid. “A castle with turrets and flags and a prospective moat,” he drawled. “Every kid in America ought to have one.”
“You think
I
overdid it?” Garrett teased. “Austin had a line on a retired circus elephant—rehab is boring him out of his ever-lovin’ mind, so he cruises the Internet on his laptop a lot—until I talked him out of it. Trust me, you could have done a lot worse than a
castle,
big brother.”
Right up until he rounded the last corner of the house before the kitchen patio and the acre of lawn abutting it, Tate hoped the thing would turn out to be no bigger than your average dollhouse.
No such luck. It dwarfed the equipment shed where he kept the field tractor, a couple of horse trailers, several riding lawn mowers and four spare pickup trucks. Set on rock slabs, the castle itself was made of some resin-type material,
resembling chiseled stone, and stood so tall that it blotted out part of the sky.
Audrey, wearing a pointed princess hat with glittered-on stars and moons and a tinsel tassel trailing from it, waved happily from an upper window.
Tate turned to Garrett, one eyebrow raised. “What? No drawbridge?”
“That would have been a little over the top,” Garrett said modestly.
“Ya think?” Tate mocked.
Esperanza, beaming, flapped her apron, resembling a portly bird with only one wing as she inspected the monstrosity from all sides.
Tate waited until Princess Audrey had descended from the tower to fling herself at Garrett in a fit of gratitude—soon to be joined by Ava—before giving one wall a hard shove with the flat of his right hand.
The structure seemed sound, though he’d want to inspect every inch of it, inside and out, to make sure.
“Am I the only one who thinks this is ridiculous?” he asked. “An obscene display of conspicuous consumption?”
“The plastic is all recycled,” Garrett avowed, all but reaching around to pat himself on the back.
Tate rolled his eyes and walked away, leaving Garrett and Esperanza and the girls to admire McKettrick Court and returning to the trailer to unload poor old Bamboozle. He settled the pony in his stall, gave him hay and a little grain, and moved to the corral fence to look out over the land, where the horses and cattle grazed in their separate pastures.
At least there was one consolation, he thought; Austin hadn’t sent the elephant.
The sound of an arriving rig made him turn around, look
toward the driveway. It was a truck, pulling a gleaming trailer behind it.
A headache thrummed between Tate’s temples. Maybe he’d been too quick to dismiss the pachyderm possibility.
Audrey and Ava, having heard the arrival, came bounding around the house, their shiny tassels trailing in the blue beginnings of twilight. Both of them were glitter-dappled from the pointed hats.
Tate and his daughters collided just as the driver was getting down out of the truck cab. A stocky older man, balding, the fella grinned and consulted his clipboard with a ceremonious flourish bordering on the theatrical.
“I’m looking for Miss Audrey and Miss Ava McKettrick,” he announced. Tate almost expected him to unfurl a scroll or blow a long brass horn with a velvet flag hanging from it.
Tate was already heading for the back of the trailer, his headache getting steadily worse.
Somehow, despite his bulk, the driver beat him there, blocked him bodily from opening the door and taking a look inside.
By God,
Tate thought,
if Austin had sent his kids an elephant…
“If you wouldn’t mind, Mr.—?” the driver said. His name, stitched on his khaki workshirt, was “George.”
“McKettrick,” Tate replied, through his teeth.
“The order specifically says I’m to deliver the contents of this trailer to the recipients and no one else.”
Tate swore under his breath, stepped back and, with a sweeping motion of one arm, invited George to do the honors.
“Who placed this order,” Tate asked, with exaggerated politeness, “if that information isn’t privileged or anything?”
George lowered a ramp, then climbed it to fling up the trailer’s rolling door.
No elephant appeared in the gap.
The suspense heightened—Audrey and Ava were huddled close to Tate on either side by then, fascinated—as George duly checked his clipboard.
“Says here, it was an A. McKettrick. Internet order. We don’t get many of those, given the nature of the—er—items.”
The twins were practically jumping up and down now, and Esperanza and Garrett had come up behind, hovering, to watch the latest drama unfold.
George disappeared into the shadowy depths, and a familiar clomping sound solved the mystery before two matching Palomino ponies materialized out of the darkness, shining like a pair of golden flames. Their manes and tails were cream-colored, brushed to a blinding shimmer, and each sported a bridle, a saddle and a bright pink bow the size of a basketball.
“Damn,” Garrett muttered, “the bastard one-upped me.”
“Yeah?” Tate replied, after pulling the girls back out of the way so George could unload the wonder horses. “Wait till you see what
I
got them.”
L
IBBY HAD EATEN SUPPER
—salad and soup—watched the evening news, checked her e-mail, brought the newspaper in from its plastic box by the front gate and done two loads of laundry when the telephone rang.
Damn, she hoped it wasn’t the manager at Poplar Bend, the town’s one and only condominium complex, calling to complain that Marva was playing her CDs at top volume again, and refused to turn down the music.
In the six months since their mother had suddenly turned
up in Blue River in a chauffeur-driven limo and taken up residence in a prime unit at Poplar Bend, Libby and her two younger sisters, Julie and Paige, had gotten all sorts of negative feedback about Marva’s behavior.
None of them knew precisely what to do about Marva.
Picking up the receiver, she almost blurted out what she was thinking—“It’s not my week to watch her. Call Julie or Paige”—and by the time she had a proper “Hello” ready, Tate had already spoken.
No one else’s voice affected her in the visceral way his did.
“I need those dogs,” he said, almost furtively. “Tonight.”
Libby blinked. “I beg your pardon.”
“I need the dogs,” Tate repeated. Then, after a long pause that probably cost him, he added, “Please?”
“Tate, what on earth—? Do you realize what time it is?” She squinted at the kitchen clock, but the room was dark and since she’d just been passing through with a basket of towels from the dryer, she hadn’t bothered to flip on a light switch.
“Eight?” Tate said.
“Oh,” Libby said, mildly embarrassed. The hours since she’d left the Perk Up had dragged so that she thought surely it must be at least eleven.