Authors: J. Robert Janes
He began to finger the thing as a connoisseur would.
St-Cyr knew his partner would be suffering the tragic waste of those legs and arms, the lips that could so easily have kissed his own had she been a girl of the streets, which she hadn't.
âShe'd not have been for you, Hermann,' he said, flinging open both doors of the armoire to sweep his eyes over the dresses. âThis one was being kept. Money had her.'
The lace-trimmed underpants were sheer and of silk. Distracted, Kohler said, âMy thoughts exactly, Louis,' and judging his moment, stuffed the things into an overcoat pocket.
A satin chemise followed. Good goods.
âThose for your wife?' taunted the Frog, not turning from the dresses.
âBe careful what you say, my friend. Besides, Wasserburg's too far, and my Gerda wouldn't know what to do with them on the farm.'
Hermann always had to have the last word. One had to let him. It was best that way. Sometimes.
They went at it in silence. The armoire, although substantial, held only five dresses, a couple of hats and one pair of shoes, but the dresses were of good quality, pre-war, as were the high-heels. The shoes were crimson to match a sleeveless sheath whose neckline was a modest concave, the wool so soft and fine it felt like a woman's skin when warm.
The girl would have looked well in that crimson dress, with a black slip to match her hair, a black lace-trimmed brassière and black underpants, ah yes, except, of course, that the hair was not naturally black at all but very light, as evidenced by the hairs on her forearms.
A blonde. These days blondes were at a premium. Blondes with blue or violet eyes â grey even.
So she'd taken great pains to hide the fact. An almost complete dye job.
âLouis, take a look at this.'
A stuffed canary.
âIt was nestled in its own little box on a bed of crushed velvet. There was an elastic band around the wings and breast â this one.' Kohler expanded the elastic. âHeavy and thick, but the wings don't seem to need holding in.'
Gingerly St-Cyr took the canary from him. The bird's skin had been tightly sewn, fitting the little body to perfection. âNot a feather out of place, Hermann. Did the girl often take it out to caress it, I wonder?'
âPerhaps she was lonely? Is that what you mean?'
âThe work of an artiste,' he said, not pausing to comment on the Gestapo's offering. âA real taxidermist, Hermann. No ordinary stuffer of neighbourhood cats and dogs in good times when there is money for such remembrances. Ah no, not this one. The set of the beak and the eyes are too real. He has captured the bird in death as in life.'
âThen why the elastic band?'
âWhy the coins, Hermann? Why any of this? Why the abandonment by Talbotte, eh, unless the higher-ups want to burn us?'
The girl's identity card, residence papers and ration tickets had been stuffed into a stocking, along with seven 100-franc bills and a clatter of sous.
âChristiane Baudelaire, a student, Louis. The Ãcole des Beaux-Arts. Twenty-two years, two months and seven days.'
The photo was passable. It was the corpse all right.
St-Cyr ran an exasperated hand through the thickness of his dark-brown hair. âBaudelaire was a poet who lived in poverty, Hermann. The girl has chosen well.'
âIt's not her name? But the photo, Louis? It's â'
Though he knew he shouldn't, St-Cyr let him have it with acid. âA student? This room? Everything about it says she lived elsewhere, Hermann. There is no laundry, no food, no
crumbs!
Too few clothes. Ah
Mon Dieu
, if an art student, then where, please, are the sketches, where the much-guarded portfolio, eh? Where the chalks, the paints, the canvases that are so difficult to come by these days? The rags with the turpentine, Hermann? The smock?'
âOkay, okay, I get the point. Don't let grief and guilt over Marianne and Philippe get your ass in a knot. Just remember I'm your friend.'
âOf course. Forgive me. But, Hermann, there is not even a piece of gum-arabic eraser? Not even the smell of paint? No, my friend, this was but a room for one purpose.'
âThen where's the real ID?'
âOutside, in the courtyard, under a stone. In behind something, Hermann. She would not have walked the streets without it. Not this one.'
Gestapo streets. Jackbooted streets. The patrols, the curfew.
âPerhaps she left the ID with a friend,' offered Kohler lamely.
âPerhaps, but then â¦'
St-Cyr thought better of saying it. The friend, if there was one, could well be dead or in hiding.
âLouis, this thing is fast becoming too big for us.'
âExactly, my old one. Exactly! That is why we need Talbotte's help.'
âI'd sooner have the Devil's.'
âThey are one and the same, or hadn't you noticed?'
In alarm, the concierge threw her jaundiced grey eyes up at them. âMessieurs â¦' she began, thinking to huff and fart about.
âSit down!' roared Kohler, turning swiftly to slam the slot of her cage closed even as Louis shut the door.
Now the hall and the entrance to the hotel were hidden and she was trapped in her cage as never before.
âSo â¦' began Kohler, towering over her in the cramped enclosure with its shabby divan and dusty, faded purple cushions.
Lisette Minou gripped the armrests of her chair. The big one was formidable. A fresh wound â¦
The mouse elbowed his way between her and the giant. His voice would not be like a balm but the salve of a cop!
âOil your way, monsieur,' she shrilled with admirable tartness. âIt will do you no good. I know nothing.
Nothing
, do you hear? Absolutely nothing.'
âA tough one, eh?' breathed the Frog. The place was a rat's nest! They'd get lice if they weren't careful. âMademoiselle Baudelaire has been murdered, madame. Ah yes, please do not distress yourself too much. Save that for later, eh?'
âA murder in my hotel?' gasped the woman, visibly shaken.
St-Cyr nodded. Hermann glowered.
âDid you see the man who went up that staircase to kill her?' asked St-Cyr.
The furtive gaze slid away to the mange of a torn-eared cat whose one encrusted eye wept as it limped towards her.
They would discover the truth, these ones. She just knew they would. âMy aching bones, monsieur â¦'
âFuck your bag of bones! I'm tired. I've not had any sleep for days. I've not even been home yet!'
âHermann,
please
! Madame Minou has had a long and difficult life. There is also the shock of what we have just told her.'
The eyes rose up in doubt and deceit from the doughy pan of her face. The rounded shoulders hunched, folding the knitted grey cardigan with its holes.
âI did not see anything, Monsieur the Inspector. Arfande, my cat â I was at the moment feeding him a little titbit. These days ⦠Ah what can one say, eh? Things are so hard to get. I had acquired a tin of â'
âThe black market?' leapt Kohler expectantly.
Her calm was shattered. âHermann,
please!
For the love of Jesus, just let me deal with this one.'
âShe's all yours, chum.'
The rolls of flesh about her throat rippled. âA tin?' reminded St-Cyr.
The woman swallowed. A murder ⦠She had known it would come to no good, an arrangement like that. âA tin of sardines, Inspector. My back was turned to the wicket â for just a moment, you understand.'
St-Cyr feigned surprise. âYou heard someone come in, yet you did not turn to look?'
âMy bones. My back. This world. This work. The war. The Naz ⦠is.'
âAll right, all right. What time?'
The cardigan rose. The tired bosom, with its twin soccer balls, was held.
âAbout nine?' offered St-Cyr.
Eight as in the old days, but now that Paris ran on Berlin time, nine of course. The Sûreté was plucking at straws and that was good. So, they would barge into her office, would they?
âAbout nine. Yes, yes, but I heard nothing more, Inspector, and no one came back down so, you see I was not sure anyone had actually come into the hotel.'
They'd never get done with her.
Hermann lit a cigarette â one of the woman's. He tapped Louis on the shoulder. The swollen eye opened a little. The lower lid of the other one was pulled well down. âThe wireless,' he breathed.
St-Cyr sought it out, noting with alarm the position of the tuning dial even as the woman noted this herself and the cat bolted off her lap and went to hide under the divan. Oh-oh.
It wasn't illegal to own a wireless set, ah no. It was simply illegal to listen to forbidden broadcasts.
Smoke billowed from the dragon's lips. The voice, when it came, was decisive. âThe slut's been listening to the BBC Free French broadcast from London, Inspector. That's an offence under article seventeen. The nine o'clock time is okay but she had her ear screwed to the set. She'd have been so wrapped up in the Russian Front, God Himself could have farted and she'd not have heard Him.'
Or seen him. âHermann, must I ask again that you go easy, eh? Madame Minou is in a very difficult position. The killer â the rapist, madame, a specialist with the garroting wire, a sadist! â might well come back.' He paused. âAnd yet, Hermann, if she does not open the purse of her lips, she will not have the protection of those she and her kind so despise.'
The
flics.
Kohler's grin was huge, and it drew beads of blood from between the sutures on his cheek.
The woman rebelled at the sight of them. âPigs!' she boiled. âYou call yourselves cops? Is that it, my fine sweet lemons? If you'd been doing your jobs instead of fighting whores, you'd have saved that one.'
Ah yes. She tossed the frowzy grey mop of hair as she lifted her eyes to indicate the fourth floor and a certain room.
The folds of her neck revealed their creases. The acid came. âYou have not asked my permission, messieurs.
That,
' she simmered, âis against the law. The search warrant, please? Come, come â quickly now,
mes amis
, before I take offence.'
Kohler let her have it. âIt's your job to watch and notify the cops of anything suspicious!' he shouted, richly enjoying the exchange.
The jaundiced eyes narrowed. âNo prune could have an anus mouth like yours, monsieur. Kindly telephone the Préfet of Police.'
The slut! âThere is no telephone.'
âOf course there isn't! Find one.'
Stung by her, Kohler again nudged the Frog aside and pulled out his shield, which he flung up in front of the woman. âGestapo,' he whispered. âNow open that hairy twat of yours, my fine garlic loaf, and spill the lentils, eh?'
The felt carpet slippers were shabby, the toes turned in. The half-stockings were of that heavy combination of beige cotton, wool and other things. One had lost its elastic.
She saw the Frenchman's gaze travel up her. Was he weeping for her or calculating the space she'd need in one of those boxcars nobody talked about?
âI have not seen the man who has done this thing, messieurs. I ⦠Oh, Mon Dieu, may Jesus forgive me.
Yes
, I was listening to the forbidden. Me, Lisette Minou, whose husband could have been one of the Broken Mugs and proud of it! readily and
gladly
, messieurs, GLADLY admit it!'
The hairy upper lip was licked in doubt.
A confession. âHer heart's glowing like a furnace, Louis. She
wants
to become a martyr.'
One of the Broken Mugs, one of the badly disfigured from the last war, but she'd qualified this by saying âcould have been' ⦠St-Cyr heaved an inward sigh.
âSuch are the ways of simple folk, Hermann. The brave. Now look, madame. The girl â who was she? We know she did not live here but came only at certain times.'
The woman filled her lungs. âGestapo pig!' she shouted. âLackey! Bootlicker! Collaborator! How can you live with yourself, eh? No one else would!'
He ignored the slurs, though struck to the quick. âWhat were those times, madame? Who was it came to visit her? Why was she killed? You will have a thought or two, perhaps something the girl has said, isn't that so? Perhaps something her lover has said in passing â he could not have come and gone without your knowledge.'
She drew herself up in the chair. âYou have too many questions, monsieur.'
âThey are but the first of many,' he said softly.
âMy head, my memory â I am an old woman, Inspector, but I do know my rights.'
âYou have none,' breathed Kohler. âLet's take her with us, Louis. The schmuck might come back to feed her tongue to the cat.'
âThere is the matter of the girl's papers, Hermann.'
âThis one won't know where they're hidden. The girl would have been too smart for that. We'll take a look later on.'
âThe carousel?'
âWe have to, Louis. This chicken's too old for the pot. It might help her to see a little blood.'
âThen drive by the house. That might also help.'
The street was narrow, the hill steep, the car flat out. At 1.35 a.m. Berlin time, the rue Laurance Savart gave up the gun barrel of its rabbit's burrow.
As the houses flashed past, the concierge, trapped in the back of the car, broke the long-forgotten rosary she'd been telling. The beads went everywhere, and the houses ⦠the houses ⦠two-and three-storeys high perhaps, some too close to the road, some ⦠The rain â they'd skid! Oh Mon Dieu!
Kohler slammed on the brakes! The woman screamed. St-Cyr swore. â HERMANN, THE BRAKES WILL FAIL ONE OF THESE DAYS!'
The car swung tightly across the road. As it rocketed into the doorway of someone's house, it bumped up over the narrow sidewalk.
Lisette Minou shrilled; âIn the Name of Jesus, monsieur, you should not be allowed to drive a car!'
The headlamps began to fall, the car backing slowly away to bump down off the sidewalk. Kohler drove on a little. The front of Number 3 came into view, held by the stabbing lights. âLouis, don't! Leave it, for Christ's sake. Marianne was no good for you. She made a cuckold out of you, damn it!'