âDon't stick your jaw too far out, Dietz,' I said, âor I'll feel obliged to slap it.'
He smiled. âI'd like that sometime. Really I would.' He turned to his partner. âCome on,' he said. âLet's get out of here before I kick him in the eggs.'
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I'd just finished clearing up the mess when the phone rang. It was Müller from the
Berliner Morgenpost
to say that he was sorry, but beyond the sort of material that the obituaries people collected over the years, there really wasn't much in the files about Hermann Six to interest me.
âAre you giving me the up and down, Eddie? Christ, this fellow is a millionaire. He owns half the Ruhr. If he stuck his finger up his arse he'd find oil. Somebody must have got a look through his keyhole at some time.'
âThere was a reporter a while back who did quite a bit of spadework on all of those big boys on the Ruhr: Krupp, Voegler, Wolff, Thyssen. She lost her job when the Government solved the unemployment problem. âI'll see if I can find out where she's living.'
âThanks, Eddie. What about the Pfarrs? Anything?'
âShe was really into spas. Nauheim, Wiesbaden, Bad Homburg, you name it, she'd splashed some there. She even wrote an article about it for
Die Frau.
And she was keen on quack medicine. There's nothing about him, I'm afraid.'
âThanks for the gossip, Eddie. Next time I'll read the society page and save you the trouble.'
âNot worth a hundred, huh?'
âNot worth fifty. Find this lady reporter for me and then I'll see what I can do.'
After that I closed the office and returned to the key shop to collect my new set of keys and my tin of clay. I'll admit it sounds a bit theatrical; but honestly, I've carried that tin for several years, and short of stealing the actual key itself, I don't know of a better way of opening locked doors. A delicate mechanism of fine steel with which you can open any kind of lock, I don't have. The truth is that with the best modern locks, you can forget picking: there are no slick, fancy little wonder tools. That stuff is for the film-boys at UFA. More often than not a burglar simply saws off the bolt-head, or drills around it and removes a piece of the goddam door. And that reminded me: sooner or later I was going to have to check out just who there was in the fraternity of nutcrackers with the talent to have opened the Pfarrs' safe. If that was how it was done. Which meant that there was a certain scrofulous little tenor who was long overdue for a singing lesson.
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I didn't expect to find Neumann at the dump where he lived in Admiralstrasse, in the Kottbusser Tor district, but I tried there anyway. Kottbusser Tor was the kind of area that had worn about as well as a music-hall poster, and Admiralstrasse, Number 43 was the kind of place where the rats wore ear-plugs and the cockroaches had nasty coughs. Neumann's room was in the basement at the back. It was damp. It was dirty. It was foul. And Neumann wasn't there.
The concierge was a snapper who was over the hill and down a disused mine-shaft. Her hair was every bit as natural as parade goose-stepping down the Wilhelmstrasse, and she'd evidently been wearing a boxing-glove when she'd applied the crimson lipstick to her paperclip of a mouth. Her breasts were like the rear ends of a pair of dray horses at the end of a long hard day. Maybe she still had a few clients, but I thought it was a better bet that I'd see a Jew at the front of a Nuremberg pork-butcher's queue. She stood in the doorway to her apartment, naked under the grubby towelling robe which she left open, and lit a half-smoked cigarette.
âI'm looking for Neumann,' I said, doing my level best to ignore the two coat-pegs and the Russian boyar's beard that were being displayed for my benefit. You felt the twang and itch of syphilis in your tail just looking at her. âI'm a friend of his.' The snapper yawned cheesily and, deciding that I'd seen enough for free, she closed her robe and tied the cord.
âYou a bull?' she sniffed.
âLike I said, I'm a friend.' She folded her arms and leaned on the doorway.
âNeumann doesn't have any friends,' she said, looking at her dirty fingernails and then back at my face. I had to give her that one. âExcept for me, maybe, and that's only because I feel sorry for the little twitcher. If you were a friend of his you'd tell him to see a doctor. He isn't right in the head, you know.' She took a long drag on her cigarette and then flicked the butt past my shoulder.
âHe's not tapped,' I said. âHe just has a tendency to talk to himself. A bit strange, that's all.'
âIf that's not tapped then I don't know what the hell is,' she said. There was something in that too.
âYou know when he'll be back?'
The snapper shrugged. A hand that was all blue veins and knuckle-duster rings took hold of my tie; she tried to smile coyly, only it came out as a grimace. âMaybe you'd care to wait for him,' she said. âYou know, twenty marks buys an awful lot of time.'
Retrieving my tie I took out my wallet and thumbed her a five. âI'd like to. Really I would. But I must be getting on my way. Perhaps you'd tell Neumann that I was looking for him. The name is Gunther. Bernhard Gunther.'
âThank you, Bernhard. You're a real gentleman.'
âDo you have any idea where he might be?'
âBernhard, your guess is as good as mine. You could chase him from Pontius to Pilate and still not find him.' She shrugged and shook her head. âIf he's broke he'll be somewhere like the X Bar, or the Rucker. If he's got any mouse in his pocket he'll be trying to nudge a bit of plum at the Femina or the Café Casanova.' I started down the stairs. âAnd if he's not at any of those places then he'll be at the racetrack.' She followed me out onto the landing and down some of the steps. I got into my car with a sigh of relief. It's always difficult getting away from a snapper. They never like to see trade walking out of the door.
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I don't have much faith in experts; or, for that matter, in the statements of witnesses. Over the years I've come to belong to the school of detection that favours good, old-fashioned, circumstantial evidence of the kind that says a fellow did it because he was the type who'd do that sort of thing anyway. That, and information received.
Keeping a tenor like Neumann is something that requires trust and patience; and just as the first of these does not come naturally to Neumann, so the second does not come naturally to me: but only where he is concerned. Neumann is the best informer I've ever had, and his tips are usually accurate. There were no lengths to which I would not go to protect him. On the other hand, it does not follow that you can rely on him. Like all informers he would sell his own sister's plum. You get one to trust you, that's the hard bit; but you could no more trust one yourself than I could win the Sierstorpff Stakes at the Hoppegarten.
I started at the X Bar, an illegal jazz club where the band were sandwiching American hits between the opening and closing chords of whatever innocuous and culturally acceptable Aryan number took their fancy; and they did it well enough not to trouble any Nazi's conscience regarding so-called inferior music.
In spite of his occasionally strange behaviour, Neumann was one of the most nondescript, anonymous-looking people I had ever seen. It was what made him such an excellent informer. You had to look hard to see him, but that particular night, there was no sign of him at the X. Nor at the Allaverdi, nor the Rucker Bar in the rough end of the red-light district.
It wasn't yet dark, but already the dope dealers had surfaced. To be caught selling cocaine was to be sent to a KZ, and for my money they couldn't catch too many of them; but as I knew from experience, that wasn't easy: the dealers never carried coke on them; instead they would hide it in a stash nearby, in a secluded alley or doorway. Some of them posed as war cripples selling cigarettes; and some of them were war cripples selling cigarettes, wearing the yellow armlet with its three black spots that had persisted from Weimar days. This armlet conferred no official status, however; only the Salvation Army received official permission to peddle wares on street corners, but the laws against vagrancy were not strictly enforced anywhere except the more fashionable areas of the city, where the tourists were likely to go.
âSsigars, and ssigarettes,' hissed a voice. Those familiar with this âcoke signal' would answer with a loud sniff; often they found that they had bought cooking salt and aspirin.
The Femina, on Nurnberger Strasse, was the sort of spot you went when you were looking for some female company if you didn't mind them big and florid and thirty marks for the privilege. Table telephones made the Femina especially suitable for the shy type, so it was just Neumann's sort of place, always presuming that he had some money. He could order a bottle of sekt and invite a girl to join him without so much as moving from his table. There were even pneumatic tubes through which small presents could be blown into the hand of a girl at the opposite end of the club. Apart from money, the only thing a man needed at the Femina was good eyesight.
I sat at a corner table and glanced idly at the menu. As well as the list of drinks, there was a list of presents that could be purchased from the waiter, for sending through the tubes: a powder compact for one mark fifty; a matchbox-container for a mark; and perfume for five. I couldn't help thinking that money was likely to be the most popular sort of present you could send rocketing over to whichever party girl caught your eye. There was no sign of Neumann, but I decided to stick it out for a while in case he showed up. I signalled the waiter and ordered a beer.
There was a cabaret, of sorts: a chanteuse with orange hair, and a twangy voice like a Jew's harp; and a skinny little comedian with joined-up eyebrows, who was about as risque as a wafer on an ice-cream sundae. There was less chance of the crowd at the Femina enjoying the acts than there was of it rebuilding the Reichstag: it laughed during the songs; and it sang during the comedian's monologues; and it was no nearer the palm of anyone's hand than if it had been a rabid dog.
Looking round the room I found there were so many false eyelashes flapping at me that I was beginning to feel a draught. Several tables away a fat woman rippled the fingers of a pudgy hand at me, and misinterpreting my sneer for a smile, she started to struggle out of her seat. I groaned.
âYessir?' answered the waiter. I pulled a crumpled note out of my pocket and tossed it on to his tray. Without bothering to wait for my change I turned and fled.
There's only one thing that unnerves me more than the company of an ugly woman in the evening, and that's the company of the same ugly woman the following morning.
I got into the car and drove to Potsdamer Platz. It was a warm, dry evening, but the rumbling in the purple sky told me that the weather was about to change for the worse. I parked on Leipziger Platz in front of the Palast Hotel. Then I went inside and telephoned the Adlon.
I got through to Benita, who said that Hermine had left her a message, and that about half an hour after I had spoken to her a man had called asking about an Indian princess. It was all I needed to know.
I collected my raincoat and a flashlight from the car. Holding the flash under the raincoat I walked the fifty metres back to Potsdamer Platz, past the Berlin Tramway Company and the Ministry of Agriculture, towards Columbus Haus. There were lights on the fifth and seventh floors, but none on the eighth. I looked in through the heavy plate-glass doors. There was a security guard sitting at the desk reading a newspaper, and, further along the corridor, a woman who was going over the floor with an electric polisher. It started to rain as I turned the corner onto Hermann Goering Strasse, and made a left onto the narrow service alley that led to the underground car-park at the back of Columbus Haus.
There were only two cars parked - a D KW and a Mercedes. It seemed unlikely that either of them belonged to the security guard or the cleaner; more probably, their owners were still at work in offices on the floors above. Behind the two cars, and under a bulkhead light, was a grey, steel door with the word âService' painted on it; it had no handle, and was locked. I decided that it was probably the sort of lock that had a spring bolt that could be withdrawn by a knob on the inside, or by means of a key on the outside, and I thought that there was a good chance that the cleaner might leave the building through this door.
I checked the doors of the two parked cars almost absentmindedly, and found that the Mercedes was not locked. I sat in the driver's seat, and fumbled for the light switch. The two huge lamps cut through the shadows like the spots at a Party rally in Nuremberg. I waited. Several minutes passed. Bored, I opened the glove-box. There was a road map, a bag of mints and a Party membership book with stamps up to date. It identified the bearer as one Henning Peter Manstein. Manstein had a comparatively low Party number, which belied the youthfulness of the man in the photograph on the book's ninth page. There was quite a racket in the sale of early Party numbers, and there was no doubting that was how Manstein had come by his. A low number was essential to quick political advancement. His handsome young face had the greedy look of a March Violet stamped all over it, as clearly as the Party insignia embossed across the corner of the photograph.
Fifteen minutes passed before I heard the sound of the service door opening. I sprang out of the seat. If it was Manstein, then I was going to have to make a run for it. A wide pool of light spilled onto the floor of the garage, and the cleaning woman came through the door.
âHold the door,' I called. I switched off the headlights and slammed the car door. âI've left something upstairs,' I said. âI thought for a minute I was going to have to walk all the way round to the front.' She stood there dumbly, holding the door open as I approached. When I drew near her she stepped aside, saying: