Read Magruder's Curiosity Cabinet Online
Authors: H. P. Wood
A Practical Matter
The sunlight pierces Kitty's eyes like a railroad spike. She groans and turns over. But terrible as she feels, sleep has gone and won't return, so she sits up and looks around. She's in a large bed in a small room, oil paintings hung haphazardly on the walls and racks of clothing in each corner. A large mirror dominates the far wall, and below the mirror is a long table, laid out with enough personal items to furnish a store. The right half of the table is home to straight razors, aftershave lotions, pomadesâthe tools of the male world. The left half hosts makeup, false eyelashes, wigsâthe weapons of women. Slowly, it dawns on her. Kitty is in Rosalind Butler's room.
She sees Rosalind stretched out on a daybed by the window. “Good morning, my dear. How are you feeling?”
Kitty starts to shake her head when the sharp pain behind her eyes stops her. “I feel terrible. I'm sure I've never felt so terrible.”
“Mmm, the Belle Epoque is a cruel mistress.”
Kitty rubs her eyes. “How did I end up here? And where is here?”
“Here, my sweet, is my bedroom on the third floor of Theophilus P. Magruder's Curiosity Cabinet.”
“Is Magruder the owner?”
“Don't think so. I've certainly never met him, if he exists at all. This place has been Timur's domain long as I know of. He lives here, as does Zeph, of course.”
“And you.”
“And me,” Rosalind agrees with a smile. “You aren't the first bit of sea glass to wash up on Magruder's beach, you know.”
As her eyes painfully begin to focus, Kitty gets a better look at Rosalind. Without the makeup, without the wig and the gown, it's clear that Rosalind is male. Midtwenties, with delicate cheekbones and soft eyes framed by long lashes. But his cropped hair, which is slicked back in the manner fashionable for young men, only serves to highlight his teardrop-shaped pearl earrings. He wears a button-down shirt that
might
have been designed for a man, except that it's pale yellow with lace accents at the sleeves. His pin-striped trousers lead the eye down to lace-up boots with a distinctly feminine heel.
“You're a man,” Kitty says in surprise. “I meanâ¦you're a man?”
Rosalind grins. “As a matter of biology, I am most tediously male. Lots of people assume my male half is the actâthat I'm a woman dressing as a man. I suppose it obliterates their peace of mind to contemplate the alternative. But there's no denying.”
“Do you wish you were female?”
“My, we get right to the point, don't we?” He considers the question. “You know, I don't think anyone ever asked me what
I
want before. And the answerâ¦is no. No, I don't. Which is not to say I'm particularly attached to being male. My parents named me
Edward
Butler.” He pronounces the name like it's a synonym for
vomit
. “I took the name Rosalind because I like it better. Some days, I wear dresses because I like them; sometimes, I wear trousers because I like those too. Frankly, I don't know why it all has to be so complicated. Actually, that's not true. Of course I know
why
; I've just chosen not to care very much. Isn't our little earth grim enough without denying ourselves the perfect lipstick? It's not so much that I wish to be femaleâwhat I wish is that they'd stop insisting I choose! Why can'tâ” He stops himself, smiling shyly. “Sorry, I'm speechifying now. But does that make
any
sense?”
“Once, I wore bloomers to school,” Kitty offers, “and the headmistress sent me home to change. Is it like that?”
Rosalind laughs. “A
bit
like that. Although with me, it goes deeper than bloomers. But as far as trousers are concernedâyour day will come, my pet. Don't you worry. I'll loan you a pair, if I have to.”
Kitty blushes at the very idea. “Maybe
one
day.”
“Now, trousers may not be fetching, but you'll find they can be very practical.”
“You have the best of both worlds, then.”
Rosalind gazes out the window thoughtfully. He has a sad, unreadable smile. “I suppose, in a sense. Also the worst.” He stands, shaking off the melancholy. “That's enough philosophy for now. The boys are waiting to speak with you.”
“With me? About what?”
“Why, about your mysterious past. You started telling us last night, but you weren't making the greatest amount of sense at that stage. Something to do with the Manhattan Beach Hotel? Or was it a trip to Manhattan? That wasn't clear.”
Kitty looks down at her hands. “It was both. Both of those.”
“I see. Well, let's go downstairs and sort it out, shall we?”
As Kitty gets out of bed, standing causes her head to pound anew. She groans.
“You poor thing.” Rosalind chuckles. “Don't worry, we'll get you fixed up.” He pilots Kitty to the full-length mirror and stands behind her, doing his best to tidy her messy braid. It's the first time anyone has touched her with gentleness in what feels like infinity, and Kitty can feel her insides melt a bit. “After we have our chat, I'll run you a hot bath. And I must have a clean corset and dress somewhere that can be made to fit you while we launder your clothes. How does that sound?”
“Like heaven.”
“Excellent!” Rosalind puts out his arm. “Come with me, then, mysterious girl.”
As they walk down the stairs, Kitty says, “Rosalind, what about Mr. Morrone?”
“Enzo? What about him?”
“Last night, you two seemed⦔ She shrugs. “I apologize. I'm being rude, and I'm probably wrong anyway. I thought I noticed something betweenâ”
“Oh, you aren't wrong. May God help me, but you aren't wrong. So, go on. What's your question?”
“I justâ¦I was just curious. Does Mr. Morrone wish you were a lady?”
Rosalind smiles sadly. “With all his heart, I'm certain. But here in Coney Island, we learn to take each other as we are.”
⢠⢠â¢
“
Buongiorno
, Signorina Hayward, Signorina Rosalind.” As Enzo stands, his eyes flick across Rosalind's creative mix of male and female attire. Rosalind looks him squarely in the eye, daring him to comment. But Enzo keeps his own counsel, pulling out chairs for both Rosalind and Kitty and sitting back down.
Zeph and Archie remain seated at the table; Zeph can't stand up, while Archie can't be botheredâhe's too busy studying the day's form from the Gravesend Race Track.
“
Buongiorno
, everyone,” Rosalind says. He gestures at the green drinks on the table. “We'll take two of those, if you please.”
“Done,” Zeph says, and he hands Rosalind a glass.
“Good morning, everyone,” Kitty says. “But please, no alcohol for me. Ever. Again.”
“Hair of the dog, Miss Hayward,” Archie sings without looking up from his form.
She collapses into a chair. “I'll pass.”
Zeph laughs. “Ros thought you might say that, so he had me make you this.” He nudges a china teacup over to her.
Kitty takes a sip of the hot, strong tea. “May the Lord bless you, Rosalind,” she says.
“My pet,” Rosalind says. “One can only hope.”
“So!” Archie folds the racing form and slides it into the inside pocket of his coat. “Now that the guest of honor has arrived⦠Kitty, perhaps you can tell them what you told me.”
Kitty sighs and takes another sip of tea. “Yes. So Mum and I left England for Cape Town to fetch my brother, Nathan, who was about to be discharged from the army. But⦔ She pauses and looks at Archie.
“It's all right. We'll help you.”
Enzo grunts. “We'll see about that, Archie.”
“Just listen. Honestly. Go ahead, my dear.”
Kitty stares into her teacup. “When we arrived, we learned Nate had been killed several days earlier. There was no telegraph on the ship, I suppose, or if there was, they didn't bother sending word.”
Rosalind takes Kitty's hand. “So your expected reunion was⦔
“Not what I expected.”
“My sweet, I'm so sorry.”
Zeph nods. “Sorry for your loss, Miss Hayward.”
“
Le mie condoglianze
, signorina.”
“Thank you.” She takes a deep breath. “A few days ago, we docked at the seaport in Manhattan, and Mother and I took a ferry here. We checked in at the Manhattan Beach Hotel, and the bellboyâSeamus, his name wasâhelped us with the trunks. A lovely suite, number 218. Overstuffed velvet furniture and the sweetest wallpaper, with little roses on it. But, you see, Mother had been looking rather wan for the past day or so. Just a bit off.”
“Who can blame her?” Rosalind says. “Her son gone and all.”
“By the time we reached the hotel, she was feeling poorly. Her forehead was hot, but she was shivering. She kept saying never mind, it's nothing, but she had a coughing fit, and I saw blood on her handkerchief. So I rang for the hotel doctor. He came up to our room and examined her. He saidâ¦he said she had the flu, that it was very common on these big ships to pick up something. He told me that there was medicine that would make her more comfortable, but someone would have to go into Manhattan to pick it up.”
At this, the men exchange glances.
“Manhattan?” Rosalind asks. “Why so far? Was every chemist in Brooklyn closed?”
Archie nods. “I told you this was going to get interesting.”
“I realize it sounds odd now,” Kitty says. “But I'm not from here! How would I know?”
“My dear,” Rosalind says. “We're just surprised is all. No one blames you.”
“You're wrong. I blame me rather a lot.” She bites her lip. “But I didn't know what else to do. I made the trip. Ferry to streetcar to second streetcar to chemist, and then the whole thing in reverse. It took all day. It was farâsomewhere north of Central Park, even.”
“This don't make a lick of sense,” Zeph says quietly.
“Yes, I kept thinking that too.” Kitty isn't sure whether having her suspicions confirmed makes her feel better or worse. “But the doctor said to go, and I thought⦔
“You wanted to protect your mother,” Rosalind says. “We understand, I promise.”
Enzo nods. “For the mamas⦔
Kitty blinks back tears. “Yes. But when I returned⦠When I returned, I went to collect my key, and the man at the desk refused to give it to me. He said that he'd never seen me, that I had the wrong hotel. The
very same man
who checked us in. He said someone else was checked into 218 and had been for days. I protested and protested, but some men came and tossed me outâno money, no baggage, nothing! How
sorry
the man claimed to be, terribly sorry! I loitered outside the hotel for several hours, and I finally spotted the doctor on his way home. I followed him down the street, calling out, but he wouldn't even look me in the eye! Later, I saw Seamus, the bellhop? Archie was with meâyou saw, Archie, how he pretended not to know.”
“Trust me,” Archie mutters. “The little mick is full of crap.”
“I don't know where Mum is, or if she's alive, and I don't know anyone in this whole country except you all, and I don't know how to get home, andâ¦I don't know anything.” She sniffles, biting her lip to stop it from trembling.
Rosalind reaches into his pocket and hands Kitty a handkerchief. “My pet, is there anyone in London we can contact? We could send a telegram, or⦔
Kitty shakes her head. “No one close, no one who wouldâ¦no.”
Helpless, Rosalind rounds on Archie. “You!”
“What the devil did
I
do?”
“You bring this poor girl to us, bragging about your latest acquisition like you won her on the midway? Spouting garbage about how she's going to bring us good days? What about
her
days, Archie? What about what she's going through? What is the matter with you?”
“Listen,” he hisses. “I don't know what fantasy world you live in, but here in the real world, it's every manâor should I say man-girlâfor him-herself. If we can reunite the Dozen child with her Dozen motherâin whatever shape Mummy may be at this pointâthere certainly will be good days for us all. Look at her! She practically sweats money.”
Kitty pushes away from the table and runs back up to Rosalind's room so they don't see her cry.
Rosalind stands. “You are foul. You are a foul, pathetic excuse for a man, and you will die alone and unmourned.” He turns on his heel and follows Kitty out.
“Maybe so, you little fruit,” Archie calls, “but I'll die rich.” He polishes off his drink and wipes his lips with the back of his hand. “So, gentlemen, now that the lasses have departed, let's talk business. How do we begin to untangle this mystery in the most beneficial manner?”
Enzo eyes Archie dangerously. “We begin by
you
being very quiet now.”
“Enzo, my man, I didn'tâ”
“Shh!
Sta' zitto
.” Enzo turns to Zeph. “What say you?
Questa bambina
, lose her brother, her mother⦠Mama swallowed by Manhattan Beach Hotel? What you think?”
Zeph shrugs. “They bent over backward to get Kitty out of the way, that much is for sure. Mama must have had something management didn't want nobody to know about. What that might be, who knows? As far as actually finding her⦔
Enzo scratches his chin. “Maybe we bring her to
il Dottore
.”
“Doc Timur?” Zeph shakes his head. “No way. Trust me, he does not wanna hear we got some bourgie British baby socked away upstairs. You didn't see how he got when I let Ros move inâI thought he was gonna blow up the place. And he
likes
Ros.”
“
Sì
,
sì
, you know best. Still, the childâ¦she has right to know. She has right to her things, her clothes and so on. She has right to bury her brother, maybe bury Mama too.”