Read Mad About the Marquess (Highland Brides Book 2) Online
Authors: Elizabeth Essex
Marie Chantal Amélie du Blois never felt more French than when she was in London. Something about her seemed to mark her as different, as if the nightmare of their flight from Paris were painted across her face instead of the polite English smile she tried to give the world. As if her full French mouth were incapable of a sufficiently stiff upper lip.
But despite this deformity of character, she would continue to try to stiffen her lip, continue to wear English clothes and buy English bread while she shopped in English markets—she would become English through sheer dint of will.
Because she loved London.
She loved everything about the damp, down-at-her-heels city. Papa often said that London was dull in comparison to Paris, with all its fashion and art, but Mignon, as Papa called her, liked dull. She liked safe. And London’s shabby pavements, leafy squares, and tidy shops felt entirely safe.
“Good morning, Miss Blois.” Mrs. Parkhurst, from the house next door, nodded cordially as Mignon came along the uneven pavement.
Soho Square wasn’t the most fashionable district of London, or the richest. But it would do very nicely. Because it was pretty, and green, and nothing bad could ever happen here, so far away, across the water from Paris, where bad things seemed to be happening daily.
“
Madame
.” Mignon curtsied and shifted her market basket to the other hip. “How do you fare this fine morning?”
“Tolerably well,” Mrs. Parkhurst nodded her billowing English bonnet. “You are to be congratulated. I saw your father, earlier. He seemed very well pleased by the auction of his art at Mr. Christie’s.”
“Auction?” Mignon felt her stiffened upper lip fall slack. This was the first she had heard of an auction.
“Very pleased, he was.” Mrs. Parkhurst was nodding in her genial way. “So nice to see him so pleased and well, after all your troubles.”
Their ‘troubles’ had been broadcast about the square like poppy seeds by Papa. In his version of the truth, they had left France under the most horrific of circumstances. True, there was great turmoil and unrest in that country, especially for aristocrats, even disgraced youngest sons of disinherited younger sons—in Paris the slightest whiff of aristocratic forbearers had been enough to incite a mob. But the plain truth was, she and Papa had managed to escape before the worst of the violence had found them. Because her papa, bless him, was a scoundrel, and scoundrels had a nose for such things.
“Thank you kindly,
Madame
.” Mignon made the lady a graceful curtsy. “I am glad the weather continues fine for your walk. Good day.”
The old woman nodded regally, pleased that she had been the one to bring Mignon the news, and made her way onward while Mignon bounded up the shallow step of Number 30, through the unlocked door—Papa may have said London was boring, but he gloried in the fact that in Soho Square, he could leave his door unlocked—and into the neat, neoclassical foyer. “Good afternoon, Henri. Is my father at home?”
Their major domo took her wide-brimmed straw hat and York tan gloves. “In his chambers,
Mademoiselle,
” he said in his heavily accented English. “Do you care for tea?”
“No, thank you, Henri. I will go straight up.” Mignon picked up the skirts of her walking dress, and mounted the stair to the top floor where her father kept his rooms, including a secret studio reached only by a hidden passage through Papa’s enormous
armoire
.
“Papa?” She stepped into his glass-roofed
atelier
, hidden from view of the street, at the back of the roof.
“Mignon!” he called with his usual Gallic enthusiasm. “Hello, my darling.”
“Papa.” She tried to make her greeting stern. Still, he was her papa, and force of habit made her kiss him on both cheeks in the French manner. “Papa, it becomes necessary for us to have to have a long, serious talk.”
“Aha!” His smile was sly and gleeful. “You heard of my triumph.”
“It is all over the street, Papa. You should not talk of money to such people as Mrs. Parkhurst—it’s not done. She will put it about that we are vulgar.”
“Pah! We are French,” he countered, dismissing all notions of English propriety. “We can never be vulgar. Oh, my angel, I wish I had thought to take you. It was a triumph, the sale. I could have sold a score of Vermeers on the very spot, had I put them up for auction.”
“Papa,” she made her voice chiding. “One Vermeer is more than enough. Papa, you must stop.”
He winced, closing his eyes the way he always did when he didn’t want to listen. “Move out of my light.” He waved her over to a chair. “I must finish this work while the heat of success lends me genius.”
A peek at his canvas revealed him putting the finishing details on another oil, a portrait of a lace be-decked cavalier, painted in the Dutch style—another forgery, no matter the style.
“Papa, it is too soon!”
“Never fear, my child. This long lost masterpiece from the Blois collection will not be for sale for many, many years. I will hang it in the salon, and then perhaps, in good time, some rich-as-Croesus English lord may persuade me to part with it.”
“Papa.” Mignon heaved out a resigned sigh. “You are such a scoundrel.”
Her papa was entirely unrepentant. “Thank you, my child.”
He went back to his work, while she tried to think of a new argument to sway him from his crooked path. Which was highly unlikely, because none of her arguments had ever made the slightest impression upon her Papa.
“There.” He put down the brushes. “It is done.” He turned the easel to present her the canvas.
Mignon turned her own critical eye to the piece. “Hals?”
“Aha! Yes, very good, my dear. Yes, I doubt even Frans Hals himself would be able to tell the different between his
Cavalier
and mine.”
“One can only assume the reason he does not do so is because he is dead,” Mignon muttered before she tried a different approach. “You know, Papa, this boastfulness is entirely unbecoming.” She busied herself tidying up the perpetual mess of the
atelier
—Papa never let Henri in to clean. “Someday, you are not going to be able to contain your terrible pride.” She picked up a particularly dirty plate.
“Ahh,
non
!” He snatched the plate back. “My dirt. Careful.” He stored the tea saucer carefully in a cabinet. “That is not ordinary dirt. It is Hals dirt. Dutch dirt. I have cultivated it from the backs of these ancient canvases.” He picked up one of the small oil paintings ‘liberated’ from Papa’s cousin, the
comte
’s
hotel
in Paris—one amongst the few such small paintings they had been able to conceal and bring to London just as the revolution began.
Because scoundrels like her papa were always able to smell the stink of trouble on the wind far better than honest men like her dear dead cousin.
“I have to scrape it off, you see”—he demonstrated his technique by taking a stiff brush to the back of the canvas—“and mix it with my pigments and oils from Holland for the Dutch masters. I use the Masaccio”—he gestured to a tiny, jewel-like
Madonna and Child
—“for my Italian paintings, so all their scholars and experts cannot possibly tell the difference. Haha!” He could not contain his glee at the thought. “Science is nothing compared to art!”
And art was nothing compared to commerce. And commerce did not like to be duped—it would get resentful. “Papa, you cannot go on producing an infinite supply of Hals and Vermeers.”
He waved away her concern. “True, there are others just as deserving of my genius. But think, my darling—in his lifetime, Vermeer was always poor and in debt, while I, in loving homage to his great genius, have bought myself this house, and live in style! You like living in such style, don’t you?”
She liked living quietly, which was almost impossible with her papa. “Papa, that is not the point. I keep telling you, when you sell a forged masterpiece, it is a crime.”
“But I don’t sell them to poor people. I sell them to rich aristocrats, and they get something for their trouble—they get great art! I give them taste! I help them become the great men they want to be seen as by giving them this art, this
caché
.”
“It is a public service then, is it?”
Papa was immune to sarcasm. “They should give me a knighthood.”
“They are more like to give you a swim in the Channel. And then where will you be? Having a very one-sided conversation with
Madame Guillotine
.”
“Pah.” He shrugged such negative thoughts off. “Then we will go to America. I’m told the Americans are in great need of art, and in even greater need of taste.”
Coming soon in the Highland Brides series…
MAD, BAD, AND
DANGEROUS TO MARRY
Castle Crieff, Scottish Highlands
1792
IT WAS ALWAYS going to be a delicate, tricky thing, to marry a man one had never met before one’s wedding day. But until the moment the carriage rolled into the forecourt of Crieff Castle, Lady Greer Douglas had not suffered a single twinge of worry. For all that she had never met her bridegroom in person, she and the Duke of Crieff knew each other well.
Well enough to marry, sight unseen.
She knew him by the hundreds of letters they had exchanged since the day she turned fourteen years old, some eight years ago. Letters he had faithfully, and hopefully joyfully, written up until one month ago. That last letter—the one telling her he was at last ready to marry, if she was also—was folded deep in the pockets beneath her petticoat, tucked away for safekeeping, like a talisman she could touch for strength and reassurance.
And she needed reassurance now, as the coach rolled to a stop, and the grey gravel crunched under the grooms feet. This was the moment it all began—the life she had been waiting, preparing, planning to lead.
From the backward facing seat, Papa beamed at her. “You look beautiful.”
“And you
are
beautiful.” Beside her, mama gave her words an entirely different, but no less heartfelt, meaning.
“Thank you. Thank you both.” Greer knew she was not a conventional beauty—she was too-flamed haired to be considered pretty anywhere but Scotland—but she knew she was loved. And she knew that gave one a different sort of beauty—a beauty that came from confidence in one’s merits.
And if her knees were knocking together, it was from excitement, not apprehension. Because the day had at last come for her to meet the man she loved. Any moment now, Ewan Cameron, His Grace the Duke of Crieff was going to throw open his doors, and greet her with the smile she had been waiting eight years to receive.
She herself was already smiling in readiness, happy to receive him, at last.
And yet, he and his smile did not come. The door remained closed.
“Curious,” was all papa said before stepped down from the coach, and took a fraction of a moment to straighten his coat. “Robert,” he instructed the footman, “pray ply the bell and inform them that his grace’s betrothed has arrived.”
She certainly felt as if she had indeed arrived—in more ways than merely standing on the doorstep of her soon-to-be-new home. Greer sat another moment or two, admiring the beautiful proportions of the Palladian mansion, and buff stone balance and pleasuring symmetry. Ewan had described it so perfectly she felt like she were coming home instead of coming to a place she had never been.
On the seat beside her, Mama took her hand and gave her a reassuring squeeze.
“It’s quite alright, Mama.” She made herself everything calm and unruffled, like a swan gliding along the top of the water, while beneath all was determined work. “I am sure it will all be right as rain.”
“Good girl.” Mama patted her silk and lace clad arm. “No need to fret or fash.”
And yet there was a need for…something.
She had expected that he would have set up a signal from the gatehouse, and been out on the forecourt waiting for her—she would have been, if their situations had been reversed.
“Come, my dear.” Papa handed her out just in time, because the huge oaken door finally opened to revel a man in black who must be the house steward.
He was just as Ewan had described him—thin, angular and proud, with a stoic demeanor. “My leddy.” He bowed deeply at the waist. “I welcome ye to Crieff.”
“Thank you.” Greer very composedly smoothed down her embroidered silk skirts, and moved toward the door on her own, as papa handed out mama. “You must be MacIntosh. His grace has told me so much about you.”
The man looked so pained that for a moment Greer feared she had said the wrong thing. “His words were everything complimentary,” she assured him.
“Thank ye, my leddy.” But somehow he looked more anguished at such a compliment.
It was most awkward.