Love, Rosie (20 page)
Authors: Cecelia Ahern
No
you
didn’t.
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subject
:
Rosie
Alex
Yes,
man!
Yes
I
did.
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subject
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Alex
Rosie
What
man?
THEN
WHO
IS
IT????
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Brian
Rosie
Alex
Almost
a
man
Cecelia
Ahern
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Alex
Rosie
Brian?
BRIAN????
BRIAN
THE
WHINE????
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Rosie
Alex
Re:
Brian?
Maybe
.
.
.
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Alex
Rosie
HA
HA!
Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
you’re
going
to
the
debs
with
Brian
the
Whine?!!!
I
can’t
believe
it!
Talk
about
scraping
the
barrel!
Brian,
who
spilled
pizza
down
James’s
sleeping
bag
at
my
10th
birthday
party?
Brian
who
caused
mass
hysteria
in
my
house
and
ruined
my
birthday?
Brian
who
lifted
your
skirt
when
you
were
six,
in
front
of
everyone
in
the
school
yard
to
reveal
your
knickers?
The
Brian
you
were
stuck
sitting
beside
for
all
of
second
class,
who
ate
fish
sandwiches
every
day
for
lunch
and
picked
his
nose
while
you
ate
yours?
The
Brian
who
followed
us
home
from
school
every
day
singing,
“Rosie
and
Alex
up
a
tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G?”
and
made
you
cry
and
ignore
me
for
a
week?
The
Brian
who
spilled
his
beer
all
down
your
new
top
love,
rosie
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at
my
going-away
party?
The
Brian
you
absolutely
can’t
stand
and
was
the
one
person
you
hated
all
throughout
school?
And
now
you’re
going
to
the
last
school
dance
ever,
with
Brian
?
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Rosie
Alex
No
the
other
Brian
Yes
Alex,
that
Brian.
Now
may
I
ask
that
you
please
stop
e-mailing
me
as
my
darling
mother
is
currently
tying
knots
in
my
head
trying
to
make
me
look
half
decent?
She
has
also
been
reading
your
e-mails
and
wants
you
to
know
that
Brian
the
Whine
won’t
be
lifting
up
my
skirt
tonight.
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subject
:
Alex
Rosie
Brian
Well
it
won’t
be
for
lack
of
trying.
Have
fun!
May
I
suggest
that
you
wear
your
beer
goggles
tonight.
Brian,
you
see,
is
a
bit
of
a
whine.
And
I
don’t
think
you’ll
find
his
conversation
very
interesting
.
.
.
hee
hee
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subject
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Rosie
Alex
Beer
goggles
The
beer
goggles
will
be
well
and
truly
on!
You
know
as
well
as
I
do
that
I
can’t
go
to
the
debs
alone.
Brian
was
the
only
person
I
could
get
last
minute
